/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I don't want to live in a room prone to leaks.

little girls don't have any money to rent a room with

You'd have to rent it out to college students.

>>7818409

Back in 2007, it was briefly suggested that all of /jp/ should get together and build a proper 50+ metres tall limestone pyramid as a common lasting achievement.

Your dream is a little bit easier to fulfill.

>>7818491
Make it a brothel.

>>7818491
They can pay with their bodies.

>>7818520

I'm all in for this.

>>7818520
>2007
>/jp/

>>7818552
OR PAY WITH THEIR BLOOD

>>7818520
Actually, we built that pyramid, but it's more of a dome at this point.

I'd rather not visit a house of a g/a/y nerd.

>>7818573
True NEETs use the Julian calender.

>>7818573

Sorry, 2009.
Got to stop writing sevens with a middle line.

>>7818601
At this time the calendars differ by under two weeks.

>>7818612
No you normalfag, the other Julian calander. I swear, you neurotypicals are so fucking stupid.

I like this idea

>I'll even let /jp/ers live there too!
This is pretty elaborate for a police sting, I'll give you that.

Who has that picture of the apartments that look just like them?

OP going to cross dress and become oya-san? or alternatively become the little girls.

If only.

Living such a carefree life as a cute girl is my only wish. Or better yet, I wish to be a sentient mansion and house all of /jp/ residents transformed into little girls, interacting them by means of a small doll and serving as their maid. As a doll, I'd have no need to eat, drink or sleep, so that I can devote myself completely to their service, making sure that they wake up with the appetizing scent of warm bread every morning and enjoying their smiling faces as they courteously thank me for preparing breakfast for them, drawing the bath in advance so that they can relax after playing all day and combing their long, smooth hair as they bathe (and braiding it, if they wish for it), cooking their favorite dishes and calling them for dinner or spending my spare time reading world mythology and recent research so that I can entertain them with stories before bedtime. I find such simple happiness much preferable to base pleasures of the flesh, so I'd be happy simply because my beloved fellow maidens are happy.

And since the mansion would be a part of myself, I'd also get to feel their small feet pattering around in the hallways and enjoy the warmth of their youthful bodies while they sleep, listening to their soft breathing and watching their small chests fall and rise. Even the blankets they grasp with their soft hands during cold mornings would be a part of my body, so I'd constantly enjoy skinship with elegant young maidens, and as time passes, I would be so accustomated to their movements that I could tell if a particular girl is feeling sick merely from her footsteps. And despite being unable to properly accompany them in tea parties (being incapable of drinking tea) my doll body would allow me to enjoy life together with them, so I'd frequently join meals when I'm not busy with mansion maintenance, switching my maid outfit with a more suitable dress and leisurely conversing with other young ladies of /jp/.

Truly this is how I wish to live.

GIRLS! GIRLS!

I would like to propose a project.
Now I know most of you are NEETs, so you have lots of time on your hands. Why don't we put it to good use? Start going to community college, we could use online recourses to teach ourselves if we dont have money.
Those of us not academically inclined could start making and saving money for /jp/ manor.
There are quite a few posters on /jp/, if we worked together with the help of /sci/ we could prefect both mind uploading and robotic loli bodies. After thats done, we need only to build a manor for us. We could be happy forever, in the bodies we where meant to be in, living the life we where meant to live.

This, my friends, is /jp/ Manor. Located deep within in Aokigahara forest, this elegant manor house has over 50 rooms, from a large Dining Room with a long oak table, to a music room, with violins and pianos, and a library, with every book imaginable. It even has an indoor hot spring and a large conservatory. The inside of the house is warm, and safe, but not stuffy. The 100 acre grounds surrounded the manor are bordered by a 3 foot high stone wall, and encompass a small, crystal clear lake, a vegetable patch where to grow food in, and even a small hedge maze. Nearer the house is a garden with flowers of every colour growing. Part of the surrounding forest also encroaches on the grounds. There is everything you could possibly want here, supplies show up every week on the doorstep, seemingly out of nowhere.

I am the Onee-Sama of the manor, and it's sole inhabitant. I live and maintain to the large house and it's 100 acre grounds myself. I have done this for 300 years, since I stumbled upon the empty manor in the year 1711. The properties of the private spring in the caves below the manor have granted me eternal youth, beauty and talent. The downside to this is that the manor is cursed, and anyone who drinks the spring can never leave the grounds. The manor is cold, large, and lonely, and after such a long time of loneliness, I have the following proposition for /jp/.

>>7818706
I am asking for six /jp/ anonymous to come and live with me for eternity in /jp/ manor. They will be transformed upon arrival into individual 10 year old girls, completely pure and adorable, and given large private bedrooms. They will be required to help assist me in the cleaning and maintenance of the manor, as well as various other functions involved in running of the manor, since we serve a very important purpose, which I shall detail shortly. You shall accompany me on walks in the grounds together, eat meals in the great halls, and otherwise play with each other in the grounds and manor. You can swim in the lake, bathe in the spring, read in the library and enjoy this paradise with me. You will have access to all clothing, from elementary school swimsuits and two piece bikinis to floral dresses and stockings. You will have your own individual wardroabe with more clothes than you can imagine. I am an avid tailor, myself, and would gladly stitch your own dresses with my skillful hands personally.

The aforementioned special function is this: As you may know, Aokigahara forest is the location of many suicides a year. Those who go into the forest with the intention of suicide will occasionally stumble upon the manor, and I would like your assistance to provide and cater for these people, allowing them to stay a week in the guest rooms, before sending them on their way, hopefully with a better outlook on life. I would require your help to create a tranquil environment for these lost souls, and help me to look after them until they are ready to live again. Other than that you are purely aesthetic; although I do not fully understand this, young girls seem to have a calming effect on people, and I hope to use this to help these people get back to their lives. The nature of the manor conceals it's existence to all, so the manor will only appear to those who think these dark thoughts.

>>7818715
If you have read all this and still wish to be a part of /jp/ manor, I ask only that you reply to this thread, detailing your personality and what you can offer /jp/ manor in it's everyday running. I also ask what nature of little girl you wish to become. Remember that this will be in effect for eternity, so do not make this decision lightly. Tranquillity is an important part of the manor, but naturally I will accept a wide variety of personalities to add to the appeal of the manor. I am looking for six pure maidens for my appeal, and should I get enough applicants, you should wake up in /jp/ manor on the 14th of February. Please post your application in the thread below

>>7818670
Everytime I see this picture and I wonder why...why are these two things together? How can someone in germany find these pictures let alone use them like that

>>7818746
They're a strange people.

>>7818706
You forgot your picture.