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As an elementalist, Patchouli has wood manipulation powers.

>> No.7813054

How rude.

>> No.7813061

i'd let her manipulate my wood, if you know what i mean

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Wood Sign 「Pants Tent」

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W-woah! its true! i can feel her doing something to my wood right now!

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Why yes, she does.

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chuuuu~

>> No.7813474

Here I thought she was a sangromancer, She lives with a vampire and I can feel blood rushing to my nethers.

>> No.7813478

Patchouli's breasts, whether existent or not, are a miracle of the ZUNiverse.

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>>7813539
This is, by far, the sexiest picture of Patchouli ever made.

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>The Great Library is in the basement, so the ventilation isn't very good and it gets stuffy. On top of that, there's nothing but women in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, so they don't have to worry about getting seen by a man. As a result, I think this sort of scene must definitely unfold in the summertime.
>Eh? There must be some kind of magic that does something to counteract the heat...? T-that's... nuh-uh!

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>>7813049
Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

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>>7813563
I dunno, every time I see a flatchouli with exposed limbs, I always imagine she must be really cold.

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Would you help Patchouli carry her heavy things?

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>>7813571
It's because you usually see her in all those heavy robes. She looks so frail and weak and vulnerable out of them.

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>>7813604
I'd imagine it is nice and warm in there.

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>>7813582
She probably wouldn't need my help, what with all her magical might and Koakuma, but,sure, I'd help.

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>...oh my...

I love how stunned she is in this picture, but imagining Patchouli being messily devoured by some fel beast makes me sad.

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>> No.7813658

>>7813651
>Implying its not some dude about to rip her clothes off with his teeth.

Though if you're not an olympic level rock eater thats a damn amazing feet, also embarassing to fail or succeed if she likes that shirt.

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>>7813651
Rumia just has a sore tooth. Fluoride Magic.

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>>7813658
So she's going to be brutally raped? That's not much better.

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Did someone say lewd?

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>>7813711
Patchy tickling is best tickling.

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best patchouli slash

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You all are disgusting. Patchy does not have huge lewd breasts. She stays inside allday, and reads. There is no way she can have those huge meat bags.

>> No.7814825

>>7814820

Breast size is not a function of exercise, you know.

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>>7814820
you get fat stayin in all day

>>7813506
ewewwwww most patchoucli pics are so gross

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>>7814867

>But if I take my socks off, every one will see my feet!

LOGIC

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>>7815404
B-but that's so... lewd!

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>>7814820
You'd figured she'd look more like this.

>> No.7815457

Patchy stays inside all day and probably doesn't shower very often.

And I'm sure she doesn't bother shaving her armpits or trimming her pubic hair.

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>>7814867
>>7815404
You've finally given me a chance to post this, I knew you wouldn't let me down /jp/.

>> No.7815471

>>7815404
Maybe she's scared of feet fetishists like me. Ever since I heard one say "when a girl is barefoot, it's as if she's naked to me", I always cover my feet when outside. They're freaks.

>> No.7815475

>>7815471
Ever since I heard that, I go outside in sandals or flip flops if at all possible.

>> No.7815479

>>7815475
Don't. It's like bondage.

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>>7815479

>> No.7815482

>>7815471
>>7815475
You don't need to worry, practically no one likes male feet.

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>>7814867
>>7815404
I remember those threads...good times.

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>> No.7815494

I can never look at such lewd pictures without getting a crap load of precum all over pants.

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...what are you staring at?

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>>7815494

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>Patchouli
>large breasts

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>>7815509
It makes perfect sense.
She sits around reading books all day so she is bound to get fat sooner or later.

So what she does is use magic to transfer fat from one area to the other.

In the end she will have monster sized tits.

>> No.7815547

>>7815509
She sits around doing fucking nothing all day, just like you. Big breasts are completely acceptable on her.

>> No.7815554

>>7815547
But I don't have monstrous breasts.

>> No.7815590

>>7815539
>>7815547
Disgusting fanon interpretations.

>> No.7815612

>>7815590
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

>> No.7815607

>>7815590
>Disgusting fanon interpretations.
Oh, sorry.
She floats around doing fucking nothing all day

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>>7815612
You're right, my mistake. ZUN obviously intended for her to have massive breasts.

>> No.7815630

>>7815622
Yeah, have you looked at the image? She looks like at least 8!

>> No.7815631

>>7815622
I agree with you. Patchy shouldn't have huge lewd tits, and if she does it's obviously a fan-heavy, perverted interpretation of her body.

>> No.7815645

>>7815622

Don't start this stupid argument again.

All the ZUNart portraits have flat chests.

>> No.7815647

>>7815630
Are you saying loli Patchy is bad? I don't understand.

>>7815631
I am glad we are in agreement.

>> No.7815664

Patchouli must have a mansion in America. Look those huge saggy cow titties.

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Don't you people ever get tired of discussing this?

>> No.7815673

>>7815645
That's because zun can't draw breasts. The soku art has cleavage and if ZUN didn't want them to he would have prevented it.

>> No.7815676

>>7815664
>Huge saggy cow tits.

Damn, I gave myself a boner.

>> No.7815680

I'd put her a strict fitness program, if you know what I mean.

>> No.7815686

I'd help her lose weight with my penis. If you know what I mean. wink wink

>> No.7815693

Patchouli fans are pretty terrible.

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>>7815686
You'd use your semi-erect penis to beat her until she's such a nervous wreck that she loses weight from the stress?

>> No.7815705

>>7815702
S-sure. I guess.

>> No.7815703

>>7815673

That's my point, I was responding to a sarcastic post.

>> No.7815717

>>7815702
Also how did you know I had a semi-erect penis?

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>>7815717
Elementary my dear Watson. You're in a lewd thread.

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>>7815731
I..I want Patchy to beat me up with her big tits.
And smother me with her big juicy butt~

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why did you guys ruin patches she's suppose to be a lot nicer than the fanon stuff

btw this pic is gross but it's funny

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Please stop fighting. You're upsetting Patchy.

>> No.7815780

>>7815755
ugh you ruined fat patch

the one thing i dislike about fat girls is when their stomachs do that *wretch*

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>>7815773
FUCK patchy

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Behold!

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>>7815794
Waaaaaaa...

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>>7815780
the one thing i dislike about fat girls is when their fat girls

>> No.7815815

>>7815798
Amusing Kabuto reference is amusing.

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I like Patchy

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Patchouli is fun to say.
Patchouli, Patchouli, Patchouli~

>> No.7819908

Now I think that healthy Patchy with exposed shoulders is the best Patchy.

Fuck, I remember a doujin were Patchy goes on a "date" with Alice, and she uses a dress that let her shoulders exposed.

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