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Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 04:53:49 No.7808864 [Reply] [Original]

Do you often cross the street wishing a car would hit you, /jp/?

Suicide is always on a mind.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 04:54:17 No.7808869 >>7808864 Sometimes, though rarely. I think death by car accident would suck.

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Stalker of Omsk Wed, Aug 31, 2011 04:58:16 No.7808880
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Yes

Too bad. Public transport is at first bigger street, so I really don't have chance to be hit and there is only one street crossing that I have to pass and it is usually full of people so it would be hard to get hit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 04:58:45 No.7808879 Actually I'm always imagining a car hitting me by accident. It's really annoying and I don't want that to happen.

>>	Necrobrotent Wed, Aug 31, 2011 04:59:46 No.7808882 Do you ever sleep?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 05:00:46 No.7808883 >>7808882 I don't know about op but, I haven't slept in 3 days.

>>	Necrobrotent Wed, Aug 31, 2011 05:01:46 No.7808884 >>7808883 Take some melatonin and go to fucking sleep.

Stalker of Omsk Wed, Aug 31, 2011 05:02:46 No.7808886
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>>7808882
I just woke up. I was sleeping for 12 hours.
It's already morning or even afternoon.

But I plan on switching to night time soon. Waking up during day is boring. Last winter I achieved nearly youkai level - I did manage to avoid day light for around 2 or 3 months.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 05:03:46 No.7808887 No, I often sit in my room and wish that a car would crash through OPs ceiling.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 05:04:46 No.7808889 >>7808884 How can I sleep when there's games to play?

>>	Necrobrotent Wed, Aug 31, 2011 05:05:16 No.7808890 >>7808886 It was more aimed at op he's either managed to make his shit spread or has been up all yesterday and today as this is like the 6th one of these threads thanks to mods being awake during the day yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 05:06:46 No.7808891 >>7808886 After 30 years of avoiding sunlight, a man becomes a youkai wizard.

>>	None !Ub.tayqwkM Wed, Aug 31, 2011 05:07:45 No.7808894 I've thought about suicide for a long time, but it only became the obvious thing to do since I became homeless, not too long ago. It should happen any time now, probably after I run out of money.

>>	Stalker of Omsk Wed, Aug 31, 2011 05:07:45 No.7808895 File: 96 KB, 128x128, smiling chinese Touhou ripoff.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7808887 I'm not OP, but could you wish it for me too? What about windows falling on me? I have roof windows!!!!

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 05:11:16 No.7808905 >>7808890 Sixth? Try eighth. http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/image/DBdHK48_gitrWtYS_OOJdw

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 05:11:46 No.7808903 >>7808895 >could you wish it for me too? No. I wouldn't want to make anyone happy or anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 05:15:48 No.7808912 you wont even make the news op.

>>	Stalker of Omsk Wed, Aug 31, 2011 05:25:20 No.7808922 File: 535 KB, 1748x2480, smiling snake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7808912 Maybe he just tries to get most reposted image status? Then I should try with smiling snake.jpg too.

Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 05:46:58 No.7808969
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I wrote up a giant blogpost detailing a suicide attempt and how my life is now but then realized that if someone else were posting it I wouldn't bother reading it.

Instead I am posting this picture of Chen and her forehead.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 05:56:20 No.7808987 File: 160 KB, 500x796, a2dfa15c0697dfe4a49ebda434acf8d3..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] no

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 05:58:49 No.7808996 >>7808987 this is like shoving a Toyota engine inside a Ferrari.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 06:02:20 No.7809005 >>7808969 I actually would read it. That sort of thing interests me...for some damn reason. I appreciate Chen too.

Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 06:05:50 No.7809010 [SPOILER]

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>>7809005
I would too to be honest.

I figure most of the people around like to post the same things over and over again though and if anyone tries to do anything different someone calls them a fag or what have you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 06:08:51 No.7809012 >>7809010 do you have a higher-res version of that picture? all I see is blurriness and artifacts.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 06:10:21 No.7809014 >>7809012 'fraid not! I'm actually using an etch-a-sketch to type this right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 06:14:20 No.7809019 >>7808996 that's like putting a fusion drive into go-kart

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 06:19:51 No.7809027 >>7809012 http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/901418

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 06:22:22 No.7809031 File: 88 KB, 680x680, breivik.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't commit suicide, become a Justiciar Knight! Go down in a blaze of glory killing politically correct leftards! Deus lo vult!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 06:27:53 No.7809037 >>7809031 When the world goes to hell I intend to do just that. Gonna hunt right wing tards and go out in a blaze of glory.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 06:33:24 No.7809046 This is my new favorite daily dose.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 06:34:55 No.7809048 >>7809037 It's harder to hung right-wingers because they have guns.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 06:35:54 No.7809049 >>7809048 Hunt, etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 06:36:25 No.7809052 >>7809031 I don't quite understand who this feller is, but I understand even less why he got so popular on 4chan all of a sudden. Could someone clarify, please?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 06:38:24 No.7809055 >>7809052 Try leaving that rock you living under and try using Google.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 06:45:26 No.7809074 File: 17 KB, 306x423, Anders Breivik.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7809052 He's Anders Breivik, a Viking cyborg from the year 2083 here to save humanity from certain destruction at the hands of commies and Muslims.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 06:51:57 No.7809085 >>7809074 Oh, just some dude who killed a bunch of people. Like we don`t have enough of that already.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 06:53:27 No.7809088 >>7809085 you forgot to mention how he trained himself to do it using CoD

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 07:03:31 No.7809108 >>7809088 I'm following his example. Except for CoD I use TF2. I wonder how it will turn out.

>>	"iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg Wed, Aug 31, 2011 07:15:04 No.7809136 Funnily enough yes, but it still scares me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 07:27:38 No.7809173 >>7809085 He stated liked JRPG's and Touhou in his manifesto and personally requested a Japanese physiatrist after he was arrested. Odds are he was one of our daily shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 07:30:38 No.7809179 >>7809173 Like I said, just some dude who killed a bunch of people. Being a shitposter on /jp/ was just part of the process.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 31, 2011 07:37:39 No.7809192 Don't worry, guys, I will beat his record. I will make you proud.

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