/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Always makin' those funny poses~

No Momochi No Life~!

>>7806157
Actually she's dancing

>>7806796
Well obviously~ Bet you don't know the dance!

that's a nice pic~

morning bros

>>7809698
Morning, Rip!

Thanks for reminding me, Monz!! You come post, too~

Momochi so superior（ハート）~

>>7810631
What, I posted Mai though... How could anyone be superior to that?

Answer me!

Hello! Project Mobekimasu

2011.09.01 PON!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abpHmkXVPNU

morning bros

Hey!!!

>>7812283

>>7810631
Momoko is the worst person in H!P.

>>7815531
cool resolution bro

Long live the queen!

>>7815531
Aww, Erina's the lonely golden princess.

>>7815552
>>7815561

>>7815531
Also, Kanon's stoned again.

>>7815578
!

>>7815597
Ah, inferior Kanon... Was looking at superior Kanon for like 5min wondering what you meant~

>>7815739
lol no. I was talking about Mongolo-Kan, not the beautiful and talented one.

I shouldn't be so mean, though. Mongolo-Kan is good for a laugh now and then.

>>7815819
>fukuda kanon
>beautiful
>talented

pick 2

>>7815867
I choose:
>>Fukuda Kanon
>>Beautiful

>>7815867
>fukuda kanon
>fukuda kanon

that's two!

>>7816564
I'll take that, too.

Various screenshots from the latest Hello! Pro Time focusing mostly on S/mileage submembers. Enjoy!

First off, one pic showing the green at Ogawa's graduation.

New members at a photo shoot.

10-year-old Meimei from Shugo Chara musical.

Meimi imitating a cicada (?).

Rinapuu and Dawa.

Kana making a cute pose.

Takechan introduces herself as an athletic character, and emphasises she won't lose to anyone at bowling.

Fuuchan does some amazing karate katas.

Cute and fierce Fuuchan.

This is the last one for S/mileage, next coming up Momusu 10th gen auditions.

Girls with various talents auditioned...

Along with some familiar faces.

Maybe some of the S/mileage audition favourites, like her and Karin, will succeed this time?

That's it for this time. We'll probably get more of the auditions in the next episode.

I hope at least someone enjoyed this little screenshot dump.

>>7817005
>>I hope at least someone enjoyed this little screenshot dump.
It was alright.

>>7816957
God damnit lol. It's like every girl that ever wins any auditions already had some sort of connection to H!P.... hmmmmmmz... That's weird they didn't mention anything about that until now, at least I'm pretty sure they didn't? But maybe they did.

Mano <3

>>7817676
Yo bree, how's it going? How's the Mano love lately?

>>7817638
>It's like every girl that ever wins any auditions already had some sort of connection to H!P
It's probably more about general entertainment industry experience - in the case of S/mileage, Kana was the only one with 0 experience to get in. The other ones had done at least commercials etc.

It's probably a twofold effect, though: more can be expected from those who have experience so they take them, but the most potential ones probably more often get and take opportunities overall. If you're really great, H!P isn't the only thing out there wishing to make use of your talent.

>>7818154
Yeah, it makes sense on the surface. But it's almost as if they don't make it public that they have experience, fans have to dig up the evidence themselves. In this case that's not how it is, but it is weird that they are just now showing that clip, but I'm sure fans that saw that play already knew that she was in it anyway, I guess. Like with Ikuta Erina, weeks after the audition people found that she modeled for a magazine, also one of them was on tv or something, and I don't think H!P ever publicly acknowledged that. Not a huge deal, I doubt they actually care to hide it, just saying.

I read through these threads occasionally and the only response I can ever muster is "what the fuck, guys?". This thread is just creepy, even for the directionless pedophile board.

>>7818193
>But it's almost as if they don't make it public that they have experience, fans have to dig up the evidence themselves.
It's true, it's true. It's not just H!P, though. If you've ever watched any talent programs (in the vein of Master Chef, Top Model and so on) for example, it's the same thing everywhere: all the contestants have done stuff before, it's never mentioned. It makes the viewer feel like they're that close to stardom themselves, when there's actually years of work and industry experience behind the contestants/audition participants. And in the case of H!P, of course, it may help make the girls look more genuine, like they're fresh off the street rather than with years of training to achieve their appeal.

http://www.tokyohive.com/2011/09/akb48s-oba-mina-suspended-and-mori-anna-withdraws-from-akb48/

>>7818201
What were you expecting? These are the worst type of otaku -- idol otaku.

>>7818271
Shut your face.

>>7818243
Serves them right, but we don't care about AKB~

>>7818228
Yeah, that's actually a really good example!

>>7818201
Who cares about creepy?
But I certainly take offense in 3D shit.
Yet, it's accepted /jp/ material.

>>7816948
>1024x576

Don't do that in the future.

>>7818201
>Kudryavka !!wEyYEw5OlKU
I smiled, oh did the fresh new tripfaggot not understand /jp/'s board content and get frustrated?

>>7818243
Just the tip of the iceberg. I wonder if they use the boyfriend excuse to dismiss the unpopular ones in AKB. It's pretty well known that most of them whore themselves around but hey, who gives a fuck, the industry has already been completely poisoned.

Going underground never felt so right

>>7818430
Be happy that we put up your 3D faggotry shit.

>>7818636
Say that to my face and see what happens

Lov Hello! Pro =)

>>7819396
>=)

Reported

>>7819406
=)

>>7818636
>/jp/ elitist

get a fucking life, neckbeard

btw BUMP

>>7819664
>idolfag telling someone to get a life
HAHAHAHAHA

>>7819684
you seem to be new here

>>7819684
>>7819811
I'm likin' today~

>>7820296
>C-ute
>Generic shit

Pick 2

>>7820310
Somebody has deep seeded issues. Need a tissue?

>>7820310
They are greatest 5 girls ever.

>>7820310
>C-ute
>C-ute
>C-ute
>C-ute
........

>looks into mirror

Makibro
Makibro
Makibro
Makibro
Makibro

>Where he?

>>7821009
I'm pretty sure he was comic book fag. Try >>>/co/. Though he's probably a brony now... time to let go.

Morning MeiMei

This seance keeps the essence of ReinYa forever banished from Meimi's spirit.

Be gone, foul BR
Be gone, foul BR

>>7821071
>>Though he's probably a brony now... time to let go.
Wouldn't be surprised~

>>7821440
No one's listening to you and I'm not BR. I will forever love Meimi.

I'll fap to her too, just to piss you off. Go die, bitch.

morning bros

>>7821938
Hey, Rip!

Nice, nkskMaimi~

>>7821850
Reported for intention to perform illegal acts.

>>7822241
LOL that you think fapping to clothed minors is illegal.

BAAAAAMP

>7822540
>ReiNya~<3 !hpU9OhgLVE

Exposed clearly on record as disgusting paedo filth and permanently banned.

>>7824318
I'm right here~ I would be willing to bet it wasn't even a janitor that deleted it and instead was just the auto-delete when something gets too many reports~

What shall we talk about now??

>>7824318

>disgusting paedo filth

You spelled master race wrong.

>>7824381
Someday he'll realize what board he's on~

>>7824318

I see no "user was banned for this post"

>>7824430
Dat Chii tummy~

>>7824535
The best tummy~

>>7824588
2nd best.

morning bros

>>7826488
Hey, Rip! Are we gonna have a good Sunday???

>mfw I hear s/mileage's new single

what are they even doing with this generic crap

>>7827863
How high are you??

>>7828175
not high enough to enjoy s/mileage's new single

>>7828567
Is this real life?

>ReiNya~<3 !hpU9OhgLVE

>>7828896
Still crying about something, bitch?

>>7821071
I've lost too many internet friends, like tears in the rain. To /co/ I go.

>>29383381

>>7829697
Huh?

I love Mai~

>>7829787
Tried to find him, guess it 404'd. There was an anon who liked Musume but said they didnt know him or ever go to /jp/

>>7829904
They didn't know who?

>>7829952
Makibro, who else?

Me.

Tanking Firelands is fucking easy~

and now im tired

morning bros

>>7835598
Hiya~

>>7838046
Hiya! You sure are posting a lot lately, if you're the same Chiibro~ How's it going??

>>7838708
I am one of the only chiiwota in existence :3

It's going great~ Looking forward to someone uploading Sekaiichi. What about you?

>>7838953
Oops, forgot my trip. That's what I get for trolling /g/ I suppose haha

>>7838953
>>7838955
Just listen to this until that happens, it's totally boss!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SbiFWDJcD8

>>7839007
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SbiFWDJcD8
That brilliant bastard. How did he do that?

>>7838953
I wouldn't be so sure about that

>>7839055
>>7839085
CHIIFIGHTTTTTT!!!!

>>7821938
>>7835598
>>7826488
Is that Saki?

>>7839426
What... Yeah, of course.

Well, inferior Saki. This is superior Saki.

morning bros

Dat Miya hair.... not sure sure about that..

>>7839494
if Sakuracon was anything to go by, Captain Saki is plenty awesome

>>7841987
Why, what happened there???

>>7839085
>one of them
>not the only one

point still stands, hello-onlinebro

Oooo! There really will be a Chiifight here~ She'd be honored, I'm sure!

>fighting over chinami

plebians

>>7842410
Classic~

morning bros
>>7841987
from what i read, she is, but that's no real surprise to anyone

Woke up so late~ First time in a long time!

>>7845490
Me too. I slept for 13 hours :3

>>7845656
>>7845490
wish I had that luxury

S/mileage submember Kosuga Fuyuka has been diagnosed with severe anemia. She's been hospitalised, will cease being a S/mileage submember, and obviously won't be participating in the tour. Tsunku has promised to put her in H!P Eggs upon recovery.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fMQV83SHuY
So this single is probably the last time you'll hear and see her in S/mileage (the pic here is from the MV preview).

morning bros
>>7848408
stay healthy or else
- your friend, Tsunku

Verizon is terrible.

>>7848747
>>7842410

>>7848408

That's sad to hear. Fuu-chan was my favorite of the new girls.

>>7850291
Ah, well. You couldn't have gotten that attached.

>>7851075

True, but I wanted to root for one of the new girls, and I thought she was the cutest out of the bunch.

>>7851083
Have you not seen Tamura?

LOL speaking of...

Destiny is a pretty miraculous thing~

MeiMei's most looked up to member is Mai~

Forgot my pic..

morning bros

Anyone!? No one cares that my favorite Smileage submember loves my waifu!?!?

>>7855352
they will make a very cute couple. @_@

>>7856170
Yeah, they would! I'm not sure if Mai rolls that way, but if she does, that would be cool, too~

Morning~

Everyone ready for football season to start!?!?!?

>>7856289

A gut feeling tells me a lot of them do roll that way. I wonder who?

>>7857381
Hmmmz~ I wouldn't mind if that showed a bit more if it's true lolol. Sayu clearly does roll that way, she seems straight too though. Aika is clearly open to it, as well. As for H!PK, I'm not so sure. Kanna was really open with it, but she's gone, so.

>Ravens

>>7857541
Watch.

>>7857541
>>7857541
>>7857541

>>7857507

I always figured Chisa and Mai experiment behind the scenes, with all the sleepovers and what not. Gotta soothe those raging hormones somehow. Best way to do it is with a like-minded friend!

>>7858310
lol Maybe, Mai and nksk are close enough to be a possibility as well. Not to mention Mai and nksk's numerous tease shots... Mai and Chisa have a few tease shots as well. Speaking of that, Airi has tried to kiss Maimi a few times before, but Maimi is so prude it's crazy lol.

>>7858484

I think Chisa was the only one to score a direct lip to lip kiss from Maimi, right?

Ah, and I remembered Mai talking about how she shared a bath with Maimi. I think she practically forced her way in.

I'm sure Kanna would've been jealous, if she wasn't too busy macking on Airi.

I didn't know Arai could ride a unicycle backwards, that's kinda cool.

>>7858555
Yes, and even back then, when they were both too young for it to really mean anything or even be purposefully suggestive Maimi was still really prude about it. Also though, one thing I found hilarious, I forget which DVD mag exactly, but I think 14, where they are on the beach. Chisa kisses her fingers and puts it to Maimi's lips, Airi gives this surprised expression like "holy shit, she really just did that to Maimi..." and Maimi gets all embarrassed, funny stuff. From the same DVD magazine as this .gif.

>>7858677
I think they all girl crush on Maimi at some point in time.

>>7858753
Why? Everyone should girlcrush on Mai~ Just like Tamura.

Nighttime bump, where everyone at??

morning whoever still lurks

>>7861101
I'm still here, waiting for hockey season to start

morning bros

>>7863201
Because you won't be satisfied until you win~

>watching recent bunch of H!P mvs with headphones on in family room
>see family member coming in from the garden (glossy screen ftw this time)
>alt-2 to motherless tab in firefox
my secret is still safe *^__^*
also, new england to win Superbowl.

>>7865157
lol I have accidentally prioritized porn over idol stuff to people who don't directly know of my weeabooism, too~

>>also, new england to win Superbowl.
You didn't watch Ravens game, I guess.

>>7865176
it's on the list. been busy entertaining locals again.

>>7865185
I still wanna know what that means~

5/7 Firelands down in first raid night~

Mai would be proud~

>>7864957
that's another 17 years of dissatisfaction

start counting

also: Airi & Miyabi wwwwwwww

Aight, I know this isnt a morning musume thread but whatever. I really want to know who's singing at 2:50 in The Peace! (ザ☆ピ～ス！), could anyone help me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5mtLreIIqQ

>>7867716
That would be Kago, my dear boy. It even shows her during that part.

>>7866990
wow ain't what it used to be ;__;

Random bump with Miichan to satisfy ReiNya's needs~ www

>>7867849
I guess, it is a way different experience from Vanilla but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy Cataclysm.

>>7867854
Awesome, dfsa!!!

>>7867748
Thanks

>>7867922
its been a while

morning bros

>>7868144
When was the actual last time you played?? Only in Vanilla?

>>7806114
im not an idolfag, but something about this photo.
It's so fucking startling in its *reality*. Her uneven hair, the scattered glitter, modest but evident makeup, thick shoulders and such a severe facial expression...
the photo is like a violent slap in the face by reality amongst all this /jp/ anime-style art. Its awkwardly beautiful, you know?

>>7870424
Yes~ I think it's immensely beautiful! And live pics are among my favorite types of pictures for any idol.

>>7870424
Had you turned to a 3Dfag, yet??

Yuuka's sure got it going on...

>>7869846
the last day i played was 28th may 2008.

a few hours later while browsing youtube i came across this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAIpeB4KFlE

>>7872006
lolol Yeah, actually I remember you telling me that story~

>>7872006
lolol Yeah, actually I remember you telling me that story~

>>7872293
>>7872614
I guess I already posted that. Stupid sys.4chan.org being down.

Rip even warned me!!

Oh my, I just realised jpopsuki has freeleech this week, and I who was just starting to get interested in other groups than buono and s/mileage... this cant be good for me.

>>7872966
Whoa, nice! Perhaps I'll join you for an H!P music weekend~

So tired. Let's sleep.

morning bros

I love Mai. Having a waifu day~

Whoaaa, quiet days..

morning bros

>ReiNya~<3 !hpU9OhgLVE

>>7882730
Nope.

>>7882730
That show ended up being extremely fucking awesome, despite the disgustingly surreal momo moments that were a bit too harsh looking for my taste in idol entertainment.

>>7806114
Name or link to the show please.

morning bros
>>7884640
it's called mechaike

>>7884640
omg, i meant to put the youtube in that post, sorry!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vfL1VKqHdQ

Wahoo I found this thread again!

>>7885354
Goddamn she looks fine there~ Haven't followed a Mano loader in months, it seems like she hasn't gotten any attention whatsoever lately.. That's lame.

This thread needs more 2D.

>>7886209
I agree with you~

<3

>>7884221
>ReiNya~<3 !hpU9OhgLVE
>taste in idol entertainment

>ReinYa
>taste

morning bros

>>7887555
Yes~~~

Just another day in a month long pointless kids thread~

>>7890153
Because other 4chan threads have a "point".

o:

Momochi with cape (・´з`・)

Momochi.

>>7892119
What the fuck is wrong with that guy and everyone else in there?

Haters gonna hate

>>7892119

Ok, i have to see this episode. That youtube link already went to shit.

Is there an episode number or air date for this episode? I figure I'd just dl it off of H!O.

>>7892339
Youtube link right here >>7885313

>>7892133
I don't know. And it wasn't even funny, it was actually extremely off-putting. The part where he dragged her our of the pit of white stuff then she slammed into the ground really hard was even more ridiculous to watch. Was just retarded on their part. I can't believe she agreed to that.

>>7892339
Oops, I didn't read that you said it already went to shit. H!O torrent is here:

http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?app=xbt&CODE=details&torrent=39809

Time for late sleep~ Goodnight, Mai!

morning bros

whoa empty day...

>Canucks 4 Flames 3
>Flames 5 Canucks 1
>split-squad preseason
>there's hockey on!
>feels good man

>>7897049
Yes, I was flipping through baseball games and saw that hockey was on, I was confused. It feels short as hell since the hockey season ended lol.

Anyone else watch the new Berryz&C-ute DVD mags???

Everyone like new Smileage PV?

Shit's nice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN9mG9oqqfc

>Shameless Canuck fans sticking their head out of the water before at least 30 games of the regular season have been played and their not embarrassing

>>7900339
On a scale of 1-10 how mad r u?

morning bros

>>7892119
holy shit... the fuck happened to hello! project?

>>7903155
They sent one of their groups to a variety show. Nothing outrageous.

But the question still stands, albeit for other reasons.

>>7903973
What??

Nice! A beautiful new day!

from releasing half decent stuff like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMWQ2RkhuiU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXIy8cohtwQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-B9XssPipg

to having prime assets getting kicked about on television...

have ufa/h!p ran out of ideas? has tsunku resorted to rolling his face across his keyboard hoping that loopmash comes up with something decent?

>>7907748
>>to having prime assets getting kicked about on television...
First of all, yes. I think we're all in agreement that that was just fucking retarded and not funny or cool at all. I haven't heard monlu's opinion on it, but I doubt he thinks it's that cool.

New thread >>7909922