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/jp/ is so straight, that even homosexuals who visit it become straight.

>> No.7805774
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>> No.7805783
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/jp/ is so good because it's straight.
>>7805774
You mean >>>/a/

>> No.7805792

>>7805783
>/jp/
>straight

Pick one.

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>>7805774
I am some strange mix of green and pink to be honest.

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>/jp/

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>>7805792
I'll go ahead and pick two.

>> No.7805802
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/jp/ is pretty much all straight women, that explains all of the cocklust and hatred for loose girls.

pic related, it's us.

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>>7805796
We already know that you are gay, Sudo. You don't need to project your gayness on us.

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>>7805799

>> No.7805814

>>7805802
/jp/ is 60% little girls, 30% teen girls and 10% biseinens.

>> No.7805821

>>7805802
>cocklust
/jp/ is a pure girl. Get out.

>> No.7805823

>>7805763
No. /jp/ is full of lesbian little girls, who turn every homosexual male that visits it into little lesbians.

>> No.7805830

>>7805823
So wait... that means all girls on /jp/ are homosexual males? OH SHI-

>> No.7805844

>>7805823
/jp/ is fifty percent teenage boys that are afraid of girls and fifty percent 20 something man children with crippling social anxiety.

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>>7805774
Heh.

Feels good to know that I am nowhere inside that scale.

>> No.7805852

>>7805844
The few /jp/ers I've known by name were girls who trip on /cgl/ and then come here to post shit anonymously.

>> No.7805853

>>7805846
Whoops, you gell off the bottom I guess.

>> No.7805855

>>7805852
I guess they are attracted by those doll and kigurumi threads.

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>>7805852
You should report your self to the moderator for contacting 3dpd. We shall not abide your cooties.

>> No.7805865

>>7805774
It's a real pity that rainbow was ruined by a bunch of retarded faggots who decided to make it their flag.

>> No.7805869

>>7805865
Yeah it used to be the path to Valhalla. Now it's a path to San Fransisco

>> No.7805868

>>7805853
For the $@^#& time!

I am NOT gay!

I am NOT a PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY!

>> No.7805874

>>7805865
Well, what did you expect? They have always degraded and corrupted anything they touch.

San Francisco is prime example of why homosexuals should not be allowed to run unchecked.

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>>7805868
I'd be gay if dudes looked like this. Don't beat your self up.

>> No.7805879

>>7805763
Dark Schneider and Arshes Nei?

That pic (or maybe that pose) looks really familar.

>> No.7805889

>>7805879
Its like you really can't source these things

>> No.7805886

>>7805875
That means that it's half-gay. You are attracted to his feminine parts, but he still does have a cock, that makes it gay.

That means that you are gay against your own will, which makes you half-gay.

>> No.7805891

>>7805886
That makes no fucking sense.

>> No.7805893

>>7805879
>That pic (or maybe that pose) looks really familar.
ZUN!bar proves himself to be the GAY!bar.

>> No.7805896
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As long as it looks realy feminine and great in a dress i would hit it.

I find muscles and bodyhair repulsive though.
>Picture related, if it looks like this. I would stick it in~

I guess that makes me half-gay, or BI.

>> No.7805902

>>7805879
That's from Ai no Kusabi. You can google it if you want.

>> No.7805907

Cocksucking threads belong on /v/ or /soc/.

>> No.7805903

>>7805893
Like I said I think it's Bastard!! fanart or something. Nothing gay about that.

>> No.7805917

>>7805907
This,Get out, all of you.

>> No.7805932

>>7805907
They also tend to appear on /a/ it seems.

>> No.7805940

>>7805932
Thanks for the bump. That information really justified keeping this great thread alive.

>> No.7805942

>>7805940
:(

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7805949

Dont lie to yourself, we all know you would "her"

>> No.7805956

>>7805949
Yeah, but not with 'THAT' balumba.

>> No.7805986

>>7805774
I'm definitely Orange! I won't fall any lower than that.

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>>7805956
Fine.
How about now then?

>> No.7806011

>>7806006
Yeah, this looks acceptable.

>> No.7806017

/jp/ - straight culture

>> No.7806105
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>2011
>Still not gay
I seriously hope you are atleast green or more tier.

>> No.7806110

>>7806105

I can't say I really want to do that.

>> No.7806113

>>7806105
Go away.

>> No.7806129

>>7806113
Fuck off bigot

>> No.7806130

>>7806105
I'm still at red. I doubt I'm moving.

And I wasn't really fapping to Bridget. I was fapping to the girl who just happened to be raping him.

>> No.7806137

>>7806105
Im at red and only jerk off to futa and pegging some times if its hot. Also this is not /jp/ related at all. being a little girl never had anything to do with sexual and 3d shit. It was about drinking tea and living the little girl dream of doing nothing all day.

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>>7806130
Its okay ZUN !bar, we both know you wanted to be that little girl riding Bridget's penisu.

But that is normal~

>> No.7806175

>>7806137
I already drink tea and do nothing all day. I just want a perfect body, and a perfect soul.

Plus the dressed wouldn't be so tight around the shoulders.

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>>7806105
Is this you?

>> No.7806202

>>7806193
What the fuck...

>> No.7806203

>>7805774
Doesn't fit exactly.
It would be a mix of a few from varying ranges, but with some details being changed.
I decided to try and isolate exactly what fetishes/features I like and it turns out: I like female features, especially idealized 2D ones, mid-sized breats to DFC (2D), everything else is a wildcard, hence the following can also be attractive: 2D traps are fine too when they represent idealized forms of females most of the time; futa is also fine for the same reason; I find male features aversive and a turn-off, so no actual attraction to yaoi, unless it's one of those idealized traps.

Another common /jp/ fetish is autogynephilia, most commonly seen here as "being pure little girls". I have it as well to some slight degree, which is why idealized 2D futas and traps are also fine, which could very well place myself as a mix of Red, partial orange (not the taboo part, just that "If it looks like a 2D female, I don't care"), no yellow (aversive), partial green (only 2D trap/futa), no blue (but I like DFC on lolis), no violet, no pink, some beige (last one, why? S&M play with 2D futa/traps would be fine and mixed with autogynephilia makes this fine).

tl;dr: That chart is really not fitting for /jp/. Gayness is attraction to male features, while fantasies like being a loli x trap/futa are quite common for /jp/ and yet they have nothing to do with attraction to male features, but they have to do with autogynephilia (an example would be a male fantasizing to be a lesbian) and an idealized attraction to female features without any care for reproductive purpose.

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>>7806202

>> No.7806212

>>7806206
>>7806193
/jp/ dream in a nutshell

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>>7806193
>>7806206
I take back my previous statement, i dont like men.
Or dicks.
Infact i dont think i like humans at all.

I think i will stick with animals from now on.

>> No.7806285

>>7806193
>>7806206
Jesus Christ. What is it with dykes and looking like fat, ugly men?

If that aberration did not claim it was female I would have thought it was just some fat dude.

>> No.7806289

pig disgusting

>> No.7806290

>>7806285
Actually it's a dude. He's on pills or something.

>> No.7806298

>>7806285
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Ahuviya

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>>7806298

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>>7806298
>/jp/

>> No.7806321

In my home board, this is little girl of /jp/, /v/ denizen
1.sending lewd
2.lyingto people
3.sageru as insult
4.dont contributing, instead kuso quality
5.troll doll and kigurumi discussion
6.very smell body, no bath long time, sometime 10 days?

/v/=monkey same

>> No.7806327

>>7806298
You will never be jailed for Grand Theft Yaoi ;_;

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