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*Horny Cirno tries to hide her astonishment and glittering eyes upon seeing your big, veiny cock :O*

wat do in this situation?

>> No.7805531

>those nails
No.

>> No.7805532

Report.

>> No.7805527

Rip her a new hole.

>> No.7805533

Why did I read that as "big, new, veiny cock"?

>> No.7805535

>Try to have sex with her.
>Her wetness immediately turns to ice.
>It's like fucking a narrow cave full of sharp icicles
Feels bad, man.

>> No.7805536

Sage and report is what I'd do.

>> No.7805545

She just looks wrong all grown up.

>> No.7805542

>>7805531
>implying it isn't sexy when Cirno sticks three fingers in her tight, dirty cunt

>> No.7805543
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7805543

Don't do it anon!

>> No.7805544 [DELETED] 
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>>7805536
oh wow, look at the huge repercussions of that report! I guess the janitors were just nodding along with your spiel!

>> No.7805550

>>7805544
Joke's on you, I didn't even bother reporting.

>> No.7805560

>>7805542
>sticks three fingers in
>tight

>> No.7805599

>>7805560
Her fingers are slender, and they barely fit

>> No.7805619

*Cirno lets out alluring sounds while rabidly flapping her wings, matching your movements as you vehemently thrust her from behind while holding her hands*

>> No.7805621

>>7805619
please stop posting your cybersex logs with overweight middle age men here

>> No.7805626

Lol'd

>> No.7805639

I let out a loud screech and yell at the top of my lungs
I'M A SHARK
I'M A SHARK
SUCK MY DICK
I'M A SHARK

>> No.7805664

Thrust forward straight into her eye.

>> No.7805671
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7805671

She's canonically one of the shortest Touhous, she has small boobs, and she acts childish. Yet she's at LEAST 60 years old and immortal.

THIS IS MY FETISH.

>> No.7805685

>>7805671
Not exactly immortal, more like... recyclable.

>> No.7805690
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>>7805685
She will exist so long as her power of nature exists and it's not certain whether that's COLD or ICE. If ice she will exist till the heat death of the universe, if cold she will exist PASSED the heat death of the universe.

>> No.7805704 [DELETED] 

>>7805690
Cirno is an embodiment of ice inside Gensokyo. Were it to become a baked wasteland (say if Utsuho won,) all the ice in Antarctica couldn't keep her alive.

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>>7805671
>>7805690

And she makes an excellent fan cooler.

>> No.7805729

>>7805524
Cirno in that image: "Holy fuck"

>> No.7805946

>>7805729
xD

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