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Everytime I equip latex gloves I can't help but think about Nitori.

Nitori/anal fisting general

>> No.7801023
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Does Nitori have anal parties with her friends?

>> No.7801031

Does Nitori know that yanking out someone's assball will kill them?

Is it possible for her to do it gently so that the person survives?

>> No.7801044

>>7801031
Would you survive if your heart was gently removed?

>> No.7801046

>>7801044
But your assball isn't a vital organ.

>> No.7801193

>>7801046
Last time I checked, livers were pretty vital.

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>> No.7801222

I would contribute, if Captcha stopped being such an asshole.

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>>7801044

If it is replaced with a proper substitute and vital body functions are sustained artificially while the heart is absent, then yes. And in Gensokyo, that seems to be easily within kappa capability.

If it happens anywhere else, you will however die quickly and painfully surrounded by the horrid green faces of happy little water imps, with your last thought probably being that you really didn't expect to die from having your heart ripped out through your ass.

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I don't like this kappa.

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Oh sweet, a Nito--

>anal fisting general

Nopenopenopenopenope.

>> No.7803123

>>7801031
Having your assball removed made your legs stop working not killed you. Its why they frowned upon pregnant women going near water because they risked their children being born broken.

>> No.7803127

ANAL FANATIC ;_;

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>>7803119

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Shh, you're waking her up.

>> No.7803159

Ahh I love giant boobs.

>> No.7803182

>>7803123
How does that break the baby?

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I thought the shirikodama meant the prostate?

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"The nerve of those guys! Posting me with those cowtits! I'll just have to post Flanfly later to piss them off!"

>> No.7803186

>>7803182
Girl attacked by kappa = baby born with pretzel legs.

>> No.7803198

>>7803186
How does the kappa steal the unborn baby's assball?

>> No.7803200

>>7803191
Jokes on you, we love flanfly.

>> No.7803201

Modern Kappa don't yank out people's assballs anymore. They make their own now.

>> No.7803207

>>7803127

What happened to that guy anyway? Was he banned, or did he simply disappear?

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>>7803200

"Well, fuck that then. I'm off to Dreamland".

>> No.7803216

>>7803198
Ask the ancient japanese.

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>>7803191

If you don't want to be posted with breasts, stop having breasts.

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>>7803245

She looks pretty flat to me.

>> No.7803277

Wouldn't Nitori have a machine to do it?

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>>7803268

Look at how far in front of her stomach area the bottom of her shirt is. There's gotta be something pushing it forward like that.

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>>7803297

Maybe. Those ropes that hold her key are pretty close to her body. She could be big-chested, she could be flat. I prefer flat though.

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Who would have thought that /jp/ loved Nitori so much?

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Kawashiro Nitori stands accused of theft, murder, and rape. While no evidence for her involvement in this particular indecent has been found, the historical evidence against her species is substantial.
/jp/, have you reached a verdict?

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>>7803357
Haven't we always? She is the best Touhou.

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My desktop come this winter.

>> No.7803392

Was that Nitori fisting doujin ever scanned? I forgot what it was called.

>> No.7803407

>>7803374
Guilty. We condemn her to execution through sustained rape.

>> No.7803409

Nitori's feet.

>> No.7803410

>>7803392

Deep Alice Fantasy

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>>7803407
Y-you're kidding me, right? This has gotta be a joke, right? I was just passing through! I didn't even know the guy! I'm innocent!

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No killing or raping Nitori, please.

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>>7803530
Yeah! Listen to that guy!

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I have incredibly few Nitori pictures...

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>>7803501
/a/ here.
I won't let those /jp/ bastards hurt you, Nitori.

Meet the Fist of Justice, autistic scum!

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...wait a second...

>> No.7803732

Anyone have that pic of Nitori saying "Hello, Alice" while fingering Alice through her skirt? Its not the original text in the doujin, but an edit.

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Lacy.

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>> No.7803747

>>7803667
Ok that settles it, the bitch needs to die.

>> No.7803756

>>7803579
Seriously, what the hell did ZUN think when he made that spellcard?

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>>7803747
Having bad fans doesn't make Nitori a bad person. Please don't kill her.

>> No.7803814

>>7803778
You know what would be sexy?

Killing Nitori while she's naked, and her death screams?

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>>7803814
No, no that wouldn't be sexy at all.

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>>7803814
I would rather have a nice steak of shutin, instead. I am sure the meat will be very soft.

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I have no idea how anyone could want to kill someone this hot.

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>> No.7803923

Nitori with disgusting cow utters is a crime. Mind the Gap is a piece of shit. Deal with it.

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suddenly, role reversal

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Although Kappas do occasionally eat livers, the "Assball" or Shirikodama is an entirely mythical organ, and you shouldn't be concerned about it.

Just saying.

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>>7803948
Also, SCIENCE

>> No.7803958

>>7803948
I would "eat" Nitori's feet and her armpits and vagina if you know what I mean

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Why is this so erotic?

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>> No.7804135

>>7804098
Because Alice's ass

>> No.7804136

>>7804098
What is this this shit with kappas stealing something from people's assholes? Someone care to explain?

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>>7804136
next you'll be asking why nue has an arrow wound I suppose?

>> No.7804159

>>7804136
It has to do with what happens to your butt once you have been dead in the water for some time.

Long story short, big open butt hole = kappa has stolen something precious from your rectum and in the process killing you.

And that is how the story goes in old nippon to scare children away from rivers and keep them safe on land.

>> No.7804182

>>7804159
Kappas sound sinister. Why do you like Nitori again, anon?

>> No.7804190

>>7804182
How many other Touhou's are willing to stick their hands up your butt to fondle your hitbox?

Exactly.

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>>7804182

Because we would gladly welcome our Kappa overlords if they were as cute as Nitori.

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>>7803943
Fuantei's Nitori is suprisingly appealing

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>>7804182
Because that's all in the past. Modern Kappa a friendly to humans.

>> No.7804262

>>7804258
I was disappointed when there was no skull plate

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>>7804262
Maybe she's the odd kappa out and most of them do have bald heads, which is why she's embarrassed about revealing it.
...or maybe she's just shy.

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Is it bad that I have Depth Bomb's Nitori pictures saved in with my regular ones?

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>>7804292
I don't see why it would be. Depth Bomb's Nitori is hilarious.

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>>7804531
See, I wasn't going to actually post them, because I have enough class to not throw sad execution pictures at a nice Nitori thread, but...

>> No.7804545 [DELETED] 

>>7804543
They're just pictures.
Grow up.

>> No.7804550

>>7804545
Pretty sure respecting other people's moods is mature

>> No.7804551

>>7804545
>They're just pictures.
You know that means nothing around here.

>> No.7804554

>>7804545
CP can be "just pictures" but that excuse won't work with the police.

>> No.7804610

>>7804554
Your post makes no sense whatsoever.

>> No.7804620

>>7804543
>>7804550
Aww c'mon. It's a good pun. It's not like she's actually getting her head chopped off.

>> No.7804642

>>7804620
She is in less than a second.

>> No.7804693 [DELETED] 

>>7803814
I agree. Nothing would give me more pleasure than ending Nitori's life by my own hands, slowly.

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>> No.7804715

>>7804292

I don't like boobs, or eve Nitori that much, but that picture gives me a ridiculous boner.

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>> No.7807501

>>7801012
/r/ more Nitori wearing those clothes.

>> No.7807505 [DELETED] 

Nitori was mai waifu for a couple weeks after MoF came out. Then I realized everyone was drawing her with big tits and I had to go back to Remilia. ;_;

>> No.7807512

>>7807505
>>Kud

Maybe big tits are canon for her. Besides if she was your wife, then you'd love her anyways regardless of appearance.

Like how wives stuck by their man when he gets his legs blown off in a war.

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>>7807505
you some sort of man-whore?

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>>7807512
>tits
>canon

Not on Komachi?

Silly ZUN!Bar, always a secondary opting for the genetically manlier preference.

>> No.7807528

>>7807512
>>7807515
Sorry, I'm a pathetic human being.

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