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>Suck a dick
>Get sent to jail for prostitution

What the fuck, /jp/? You didn't tell me this would happen.

>> No.7803546
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7803546

>sucking dick for money rather than the pleasure of being cummed inside

>> No.7803545

Because prostitution is perfectly legal in my country?

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>>7803545
Cant you just say that you are gay and did it for fun?

..Did you like pick up a police officer in drag on the street or something?

>> No.7803571
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7803571

Cant you just say that you are gay and did it for fun?

..Did you like pick up a police officer in drag on the street or something?

>> No.7803576

There's gotta be a story here. Let's hear it.

>> No.7803587

Are you that dude that got kicked out of his house a few months ago?

I was joking about sucking cock for money dude

>> No.7803596

>>7803576
He sucked a cop's dick, not too hard to figure out.

How else would someone get caught for prostitution?

>> No.7803597
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7803597

This is why i only suck dicks in one of the glory hole stalls at my local night club.

You dont need to see the other persons face nor do you get into trouble for giving out freebies~

>> No.7803601

Ha ha.
This also reminds me of that anon who hired a whore just for a hug and it turned out she was a cop.

>> No.7803604

Well of course not, I don't have experience in those things.

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>>7803597
Sometimes i worry about you /jp/
I..I dont even know if you are joking or not anymore..

>> No.7803610

I don't see the problem. Isn't jail the perfect place for dick sucking?

>> No.7803617

>>7803610
>Want to suck dick
>Go out to suck a dick
>Get jailed
>..Now you get even more dick!
Brilliant.jpg

>> No.7803628

Well maybe next time you shouldn't have charged money for it.

>> No.7803623

>>7803597
Why do you even have that image saved in the first place?

>> No.7803625

Trying to solicit a prostitute who is actually a cute undercover cop, and then having handcuffed sex anyways, is my fetish

>> No.7803631

>>7803628

Ignore the improper grammar here.

>> No.7803634

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA

Prepare yourself

>> No.7803630

>>7803610
>>7803617
You don't get paid to suck dick in jail.

Unless OP was just wandering the streets giving out free blowjobs to strangers.

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>>7803634
That is not okay.jpg
Dicks i can probably survive, but sucking ass?
No.
Just.
No.

>> No.7803669

>>7803657
He said they clean them.

You also can't get an STD from sucking an ass, just a lot of shit on your mouth.

>> No.7803675

/jp/ - Homosexual Culture

>> No.7803678

>>7803669
untrue, you can easily get hpv

>> No.7803708

>>7803678
Not if the ass is cleaned like it should be. The only way to contract something would be if you cut the skin by biting his ass while licking it or if he ejaculated and the jizz arced back over his head and onto you.

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>>7803669
Its more a case of mental damage.

A dick would scar me enough as it is.
But sucking on a big hairy smelly butt is just..

>> No.7803743

>>7803708
hpv can be spread via skin to skin contact

>> No.7803746

>>7803722
If you clean the ass it won't be hairy and smelly, it'll just be a big ass. What's the problem?

>> No.7803759

tossed salad man is going to make you his bitch op.

>> No.7803760

>>7803669
Incorrect. Any mucous gland can spread most diseases.

>> No.7803795
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7803795

Th-the law is blind...

Please, think things through more thoroughly next time.

>> No.7803819

>>7803540
Suck the judge's dick and maybe he'll let you go.

>> No.7803824

>>7803746
I..I just dont want my first sexual experience to be about having my tongue deep in another man's butt!

Now if it was atleast female..

>> No.7803821

>>7803743
>>7803760
Shut the fuck up, assholes. Nobody was asking you.

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>>7803795
No boys allowed on /jp/, get the fuck out.

>> No.7803851

>>7803821
Don't listen to this slut. He only wants to harm you.

Remain pure.

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>>7803830
Boy?

Well, that's...that's not quite...

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>>7803855
I thought I told you to get out of here, boy.

>> No.7803860

>>7803855
Naoto, you're going to lose credibility as a detective if you continue with that sentence.

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>+ 32 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

/jp/ confirmed for cock slurping sluts

>> No.7803868

Persona 4 sucks. Please stop RPing. You're a grown man.

>> No.7803870

>>7803868
>You're a grown man.
We're all little girls here.

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>>7803824
>2011
>Not slurping cocks or tossing salad

>> No.7803878
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>>7803860
Ah, y-yes. Quite right.

I'll just see myself out now...

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>>7803867
>2011
>Not slurping cocks or tossing salad

>> No.7803885
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>>7803882
But cocks are ugly and disgusting.

>> No.7803887

>>7803885
Vaginas are way worse. Still, I definitely wouldn't suck a dick.

>> No.7803893
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>>7803885
Well i am no monster so i will give you a choice.

You either suck the nice black man's penisu or you suck his ass.

You also get a choice between syrup or dressing for the butt.

>> No.7803895

>>7803887
I would suck a prolapsed vagina.

>> No.7803899

>>7803887
not even ishikeis dicks? they're really nice

>> No.7803902

Why is /jp/ such a slut?

>> No.7803913

>>7803902
/jp/ hates sluts
/jp/ hates itself
/jp/ is a slut

>> No.7803920

Oh /jp/, you're making me want to suck a cock again ( ・∀・)

>> No.7803924

>>7803895
Aaaand I just threw up...

>> No.7803933

>>7803899
But Ishikei's everything is very nice.

>> No.7803941
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Say aahn~ /jp/!

>> No.7803964

>>7803941
Why people with that talent draw that shit? I hope there's a good reason behind that... like some kind of fucked up psycho commissioned it and it was good money.

>> No.7803976

>>7803964
He needed dick sucking money.

>> No.7803972

>>7803964
You have it backwards, they learn to draw just so they can draw that shit.

>> No.7803980
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>>7803941
That is some rancid looking cum.
You may need to get that checked out.

>> No.7803987

>>7803980
It's actually the flan from the cup.

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>>7803899
I prefer this guys penises and stories myself.

I am haadoogay for this artist.

>> No.7804007

>>7803980
thats not cum notice where it is on the dick. thats dick cheese

I would eat hers in a heart beat.

>> No.7804007,1 [INTERNAL] 

Asshole meido.

>> No.7804007,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>7804007,1
you fags will complain about anything

>> No.7804007,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>7804007,1
Fuck you and leave meido alone.

I love meido.

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