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You will never get saved from near-drowning by the Hakurei Lifeguard while the Baywatch theme is playing.
;_;

>> No.7802399

C'mon man learn how to draw and make doujins or play an instrument.

>> No.7802415

I'd Reimu's buoys if you get my drift

>> No.7802418
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I would rather be saved by Sanae~

..I cant wait for her to perform CPR on me, even though she just got done with a few hundred blowjobs on the beach.

>> No.7802428

I'd stop making the same stupid tired shit on /jp/ over again.

>> No.7802430

>>7802399
W-What?

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>>7802430
Think of it! You could make NEW content for people to enjoy. And then you could have autistic nerds send death threats to you for not being JAPANESE. IT WOULD BE THE FUCKING TOPS MATE.

>> No.7802457

>>7802444
S-S-Stop tempting me, Anonymous! You have made me give in before, I can't do it again!

>> No.7802458 [DELETED] 

>>7802444
DO IT FAGGOT! The trips commands it!

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>>7802444
>>7802458
H-Here! Look at what you guys made me waste my time on! G-GEEZ!

>> No.7802759 [DELETED] 

>>7802748
>implying your time was wasted
Not bad. More please.

>> No.7802769
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I wish to splash about in the baby pool with Satorin.

>> No.7802774

>>7802748
Bigger boobs and she would have looked like Pam.

>> No.7802787

>>7802774
I pretty much tried to copy a random image of Pam I found on google and her boobs seemed about that size from that angle. Those Lifeguard swimsuits must be tight as fuck.

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>>7802769
I can't decide where I want to go with this post. Should Satori be offended by your obvious pedophilia? Would she rather go to the beach? What if there's other people there; wouldn't she end up reading all the men's minds as they ogle her and other ladies? Can she even swim?

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>> No.7802823

>>7802796
>Wouldn't she end up reading all the men's minds as they ogle her
I don't think anyone would notice a loli in a sukumizu.

oh wait who am i kidding lol

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>>7802796
How is it pedophilia? Satorin is an adult, even if her body is not as gifted~

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>>7802837
You know full well what I mean...

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>>7802843
But... But, come on now, she's perfectly legit!

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>>7802960
Stop it. She's got a child-like body and everyone knows it. You're not fooling anyone; not her nor yourself.

>> No.7802993

>>7802960

> "Woah, is that a pregnant Yuugi!?"
> open thumbnail

You can not imagine the look of disappointment in my face.

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>>7802993
Somethink like this maybe?

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>>7802990
So what? Is she going to be labeled as a "child" because of her petite body? That's unfair!

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>>7803023
...no, it's not fair at all. But that's how it is.

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>The fuck did you just say? Save you? Are you mental or something?

>> No.7804560 [DELETED] 

>>7804452
That's your job, Reimu.

>> No.7804564

>>7804452
Why are you calling me mental when you're running about in a school swimsuit?

>> No.7804571

I just can't stop thinking of Rinnosuke as David Hasselhoff.

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>>7804564
Here, happy now?

>> No.7804911

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