/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So?Are you jealous that you aren't loyal and devoted enough for this?It would be a honour to be a pet of such a person.Know your place scumbag

That eye of yours must be broken. I am my own person

She does not even take care of them properly!
so why would i want my master to be such a shitty caretaker?

H-how did you know that I wanted to be your pet anaconda?

Only this allows me to work with Utsuho, then perhaps so.

I see what you did there.

I want to be one of Koishi's pets.

>>7801926

I see what you did there

You're wrong.

All I really want in life is to fuck her pets.

...And marry one of them.

>>7801987
Don't be disgusting. That's bestiality.

>>7802004
What if he becomes one her pets first? If it truly is his life goal, he should be willing to make the sacrifice.

You...you are right...all along...all I wanted was to be Satori's pet...I want to be Satori's pet...I want to be Satori's pet...

>>7801987
Life is so much more than marriage and fucking.
Look, if you are a pet you will never have to worry about being left alone again, your master will love you regardless of how much of a failure you are.
You will have a home and will get food every day, and can do work for your master while thinking that she relies on you doing a good job.
Everyday she will pet and hug you for giving your best

>>7802004

win

>>7802030
She can only read thoughts, not control them, anon...

All I want in life is to take it easy. Is that so much to ask for?

>>7802050

>implying you can't control people's thoughts without special powers

It's called brainwashing.

>>7802041

this is true; I do this with my pets.

>>7802064
Satori would never do something like that!

>>7802064

In fact, it would be easier to break someone if you knew exactly what they were thinking.

>>7802074
Yes... Satori would never do something like that... you don't have to worry about Satori doing something like that... Definitely not something to concern yourself with...

>>7802079
Hm, that is a good point.

Yay! It's time for another torture session!

Given how she's privy to peoples thoughts, I would think that Satori would be the last person to break peoples minds to her whim.

I'd love to lick Satori's feet and bathe her like a slave~

>>7802086

You forgot your picture.

>>7802104

dat Luger

Pets, pets, pets...don't be so selfish, anonymous. Satori has tons and tons of pets; what she really needs is a helping hand around the house.

Satori: The Cat Lady.

You just don't understand, Anonymous.

you can read our hivemind, Satori...

>>7802145
So damn loud...

>Satori reads my mind
>I'm thinking about licking her feet and rubbing her cute loli nipples

>>7802145
>>7802158

I wonder what Anonymous is thinking today.

"SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE LOLUMAD"

Never mind...

so, uh, does a tinfoil hat block the mind reading?

I hope Satori likes retarded imaginary fight scenes.
Because there's not much else in my head.

>>7802200
Of course not. It's magic.

>>7802218
Magic tinfoil hat?

>>7802213
Story of my life

>>7802213

But I can't ask people out, that's sexual harassment.

I prefer aluminum foil hats to tin ones because aluminum is an excellent conductor.

>>7801911
If it gives me the chance of this ever happening than yes. I would.

I admire this turtle

Here's a good non-h doujin of Satori helping a guy
Misleading cover
http://exhentai.org/g/405160/c72a70579a/
http://exhentai.org/g/405162/4c701794a0/
http://exhentai.org/g/405143/c7f493b33b/

>>7805222
>non-h

>>7804164
When will this be translated?
It's the doujin of my dreams

>>7801911

I'm sorry, OP, you are close but your eye needs some calibration. The correct answer is that all I really want is to be a fairy maid of the Scarlet household. And if I'm a fairy, maybe I'd be small enough for Remilia-sama to drink dry and turn into some sort of vampire-fairy-maid. And that's all anyone really wants, right?

>>7802050
>She can only read thoughts, not control them, anon...
No, but Koishi can, to an extent.

>>7805259
I don't think I should go near the Scarlet mansion.
My vampire slayer instincts might kick in and make me start whipping candles.

>>7805326

I looked at that story as Koishi more unraveling his mind than controlling it. You'll notice that she appeals to very base instincts in the story

Also, that damn story was so depressingly bad. The Koishi bit written here is brilliant, but the rest is just so damn awful. It really is a shame, but I guess they can't all be winners. If nothing else, though, after reading it I now appreciate Koishi more

>>7805339

Not merely a vampire mind you, but a vampire-fairy-maid. A triple threat.