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Would Reimu make a good housewife? She seems so aloof and cold to everyone that I can't picture her as the loving waifu type.

>> No.7799629

She won't.

The exposure to Okuu has cost her the ability to have children.

>> No.7799631

She has experience cleaning and cooking.

So yeah, But I don't understand the appeal of a housewife, eventually the get bored and betray you.

>> No.7799633
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>>7799629
No she can't be a bride...

>> No.7799638
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She'd make a better dad if you're effeminate enough

>> No.7799702

Reimu is kind of like a tsundere, but not in the usual sense. She wouldn't go out of her way to act bitchy towards you, instead if she likes you she will still treat you with apathy like she does with everyone else but with some very subtle signs of affection every now and then.

If you are Reimu's husbando you won't find her running to the door to greet you when you come back, but head to the living room where Reimu is nursing a cup of tea under the kotatsu and she'll greet you and give you a wave with a smile - something that she won't do with anyone else.

>> No.7799726 [DELETED] 

Only if you're female.

>> No.7799735

>>7799726
But Reimu isn't lesbian.

>> No.7799739

>>7799702
I've always dreamed about that personality being canon to Reimu.

>> No.7799745

>>7799702
That's not tsundere, that's dandere.

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>>7799702
>Huh? Oh, alright. Please take care of me from now on, and all that.
>Well, it's not like this changes anything, anyway.
>...


>And once she's alone...

>Ehehehehehe~! He confessed! He confessed to me!
>Ohh! I'm so happy I don't know what to do~!
>I wonder if it's still too soon to be calling each other something like "darling"~! Ehehe, ehehehehe~!

>> No.7799841
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I don't know about any of that, but I shot a huge, intense load to Reimu today.

>> No.7799865

Touhou is made by a japanese person, so of course all the females would be good house wives.

>> No.7800017

>>7799702
>>7799786
Best Reimu

>> No.7800046

夜の境内裏はロマンティックね
(←のんき)

>> No.7800202
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She's already married to Rinnosuke. And they have 2 kids.
I think she would be one off the best wifes in Gensokyo.

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>>7800202
I thought Reimu's husbando is that nigger elf?

>> No.7800222

>>7799624
No, but she can be a good lesbian partner if you're Marisa

>> No.7800226

You know not what you speak, OP.

>> No.7800236

>>7799786
>>7799702
Best Reimu, best waifu personality

>> No.7800242
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I love OPs picture.
Yes, Reimu, you. I love you.

>> No.7800760

Wouldn't it be Reimu's duty to become a wife and have children with someone? She's the last of Hakurei, if she doesn't have offspring the Hakurei line will end with her and the shrine will disappear and cause the border to collapse.

>> No.7800777

>>7800760
Yukari.

>> No.7800788

>>7800777
I'd fuck Yukari & Reimu

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>>7799786
>>7799702
I imagine having a wife who's lovey-dovey 24/7 would get tiring really quick. Those waifu who don't do any of the exaggerated perfect wife stuff but shows affecting in her own subtle way would be the best.

I've always imagined housewife-Youmu as having that kind of personality too.

>> No.7801184

>>7801166
Looks soft.

>> No.7804423

>>7801184
I want to lick her

>> No.7804438

>>7801166
i'd much rather have kanako as my housewaifu, i feel like a hag like her could take good care of me but also keep me in my place

>> No.7804454

>>7799638

Angry and macho Reimu is best Reimu.

>> No.7804474

Yuuka would make the best housewife. She would be awkward and mess a lot of stuff up but damn it she would try her hardest to please you everyday.

>> No.7804529

>>7799702
This is how I like to view her too. I think it's a mix between tsundere and kuudere (kuudere is the one which is calm and aloof, but without being completely emotionless, right?). Specifically, I think she would hide her deredere behind her kuuru side, like a tsundere hides her deredere behind her tsuntsun side. Tries to appear calm and collected, which is the side she's most comfortable with showing, but occasionally gives some hints of deep affection for you.

Come to think of it, that sounds a lot like what one would expect kuudere to be, but I guess many people forget about the dere when making a kuudere character.

>> No.7804539

>>7801166
you moo joke . j p g

>> No.7804541

Chill and lazy Reimu who doesn't give a fuck is the best Reimu.

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>> No.7804931

>>7799631
The best Reimu can cook is instant noodles

>> No.7804977
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Kuudere waifu Reimu moment #3245:

It's late at night, you've already going to bed and dozed off when Reimu came back home. She's been danmaku battling all day to resolve another incident and seems to be in a bad mood. Without saying anything, she climbs into bed with her back towards you and it's lights out as soon as her head hits the pillow.

Next morning you wake up to find her breath on the back of your neck and her arms wrapped around you. After basking in her embrace for a while you try to wiggle yourself out, the movement causing her to stir.

You turn around, look at her arms still clasping onto you, then back to her eyes and raise your eyebrows as if in challenge.

"What? It was cold last night." Says Reimu, still keeping a poker face.

>> No.7807121

>>7804931
She's one of the few Touhous who can actually cook, of course the fairies had to intervene in most occassions and her food literally went boom.

>> No.7807195

>>7799865
>Touhou is made by a 2D otaku, so of course all the females would be good housewives.
Fixed.

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