/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I FUCKING LOVE SHITPOSTING!!!

How do I shitpost?

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti
Why is /jp/ so shitty? bawson.jpg
which touhou fuck
tru NEET
homuhomu
madoka a shit
Saten thread
Lewd
What does autism feel like?
Are you frustrated?
WHY IS OUR MEIDO SO SHITTY? The Buttranger
chubby.jpg

Why do we need a general if we shitpost everywhere?

>mfw i just took a shit all over the floor and blamed it on /jp/

i'm all for it if that means all the shit is going to stay in one thread.

>>7796856
floor shitting
Sanae is a slut
vomiting whatserface
I hope you guys don't do this
that feel
lol why do you guys play 2hu and not _____
premature flanfly
how am I supposed to pronounce cirno?
why do the Japanese still use Kanji?
tell me how to master Japanese. studying takes too long.
can shiki kill ______
oh desire
999 get

>>7796885
>can shiki kill ______
Shitposting aside, isn't she canonically (at least) one of the strongest?

We only need this thread during the night, then meido will delete it. This could work out.

>Buttranger
>General
>Thread

>>7796912
I don't see The Buttranger in here.

He doesn't even post outside the ghost board because he's a shadow in the night.

just venting the pressure cooker a little

Sup amigos.

needs more improper use of greentext and lol funny macro images

>>7796843

Why does this thread suck so much ass?

OP should be ashamed of himself.

>>7796856
suck my cock dude

Get out, KS devs!

Aww yeah!

Saten-san no penisu~

But I'm no trip and not born female.

Jesus christ what the hell is this suppose to be?

Give me a good reason not to report it for being shit.

>>7797909
Uidrew, is that you?

>>7797915
No fun allowed, gerfag-san!

>>7797909
It's fun

>>7797913
It is indeed.

Now if you excuse me, I'm off to report this thread.

>>7797909
An example of our new meido's worthlessness.

>>7797927
But I've already had my sleep though if you were meaning me.

>>7797925
Or being human and needing things like sleep.

>>7797927
You have no business being /jp/'s janitor if you're not online for at least 20 hours a day.

/jp/, when was the last time you were owned 4 lyfe?

/jp/ you're so fucking bad right now.

It's delicious~

Thank you, maido, for granting us this ban-less thread as a medium of expression.
This should get stickied IMO

>>7797932
Despite that this post probably can't be taken at full value, /jp/ doesn't actually need a janitor who's actively on patrol all or even a lot of the time. All he really needs to do is clean a lot of shit off the board a few times a day.

>>7797946

I just put a ton of my Futanari art up on Pixiv. And i'm racing them in view counts.

My favorite time of the day has finally arrived.

>>7797946
>This should get stickied IMO

Please no. It's the one thing I'd hate to see when I get bored with /a/ and decide to browse here for a while.

I miss Pygma-chan. She was a girl and was really cute and a virgin.

contributing to the best thread on /jp/

Katawa Shoujo general?

>>7797960
I've got some bad news for you, anon.

Your favorite touhou is shit.

>>7797955
Link us your penises.

>>7797967
At least it's better than yours.

/jp/ police
hoopdog
pissbottle
Umineko
Regular Flanfly
Primaries
Secondaries
Tertiaries
Metastasised cancer
/a/
/v/
Raids where /v/ or /b/ _don't_ rape us
Uncle Onion Smuggler
reposted shit from 2ch
the pleasure of being cummed inside
Whatever thread you like best

>>7797963
Why must you show us that filth all the fucking time?

>>7797974

I'm pretty good at drawing penises.

I would say 90% of my practice is penis related

>>7796885
>>7796856
bed wetting
Sakura is a slut
japan nuked u mad
lol whats this board actually about
so /v/ told me that

OH HAI YOH

>/jp/

Is "shitposting" now synonymous with "newposting"?
Because I don't recognize any of these tripnames.

>>7798001
Well then, by all means show us your penis drawing skills.

>>7798010
Not all shit posters are new, and not all new posters are shit, but there's a whole lot of overlap.

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>>7798009
Ahahahahaha, wow...
GJ remaking it.

>>7798013
Perhaps it is you who does not realise that from the perspective of true posters that your posts are shit.

/jp/ is a wonderful board where we post how many Litres of urine we have hidden from our Japanese Bird Cooking Spaghetti.

You people fuck it up.

Some of us are daily dose dependent memebetics, and will die if Flan does not Fly, and I am not greeted with a touhou macro shouting good morning every 3 hours.

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LOL! this thread is epic as HELL O__O

>>7798023
And what does that have to do with what I said?

>>7798001
Practice on this *grabs dick*

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>>7798030
I don't care if you're new or old, but you shit posters have been wasting the board for us true posters. By the way FOUR HOOPS.

>>7798011

Well.

You opened this nest of bees.