/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Wow, this thread suck MAJOR ass.

leave

Buy a bullet and rent a gun.

Preferably two bullets.

Do a barrel-roll.

Aww, You're all so nice~ :3
I'm not a suicidal hikki anymore.
Find a different insult. o3o

if you really are hikki you know the drill

tits, with timestamp, then we can talk.

>>hikki/has a boyfriend
is he an internet boyfriend?

>>7797108
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>>7797114
>>7797115
>>7797126
>implying that the OP didn't want you to make those replies
>implying you are not just giving him the attention he wants
Greentext because you'll probably do exactly what I want, that is, scream at me for using it, making me want to use it even more because you react to it so poorly.

>>7797129
Haha~
I havn't used a timestamp since 05.
>>7797132
No, he is a real boyfriend.
The only time i ever go out is to see him,
And i have to travel a couple hours for that.

>>7797133
Why do your post suck so much ass?

God such posts make me cringe, even though I know it's just trolling.
10/10 OP, it's very effective

>>7797143
sup OP.

>>7797140
Thank you for giving me attention, dumbass.

>>7797143
Trolling..?
No sir I am not.
I'm totally srs.

>>7797136
>A supposed hikikomori going outside at all.
Not much of a hikikomori are you?

>>7797156
Why do your statement suck so much ass?

textbook troll, kind of boring

10/10

>>7797107
>>7797159
>>7797136
you sound exactly like my ex

>>7797167
Stop giving yourself points, OP.

>>7797163
Nice reverse troll attempt fail.

>>7797168
Yes but keep on telling them what they want to hear.

>>7797172
>he thinks he wasn't trolled

i would make fun of you for being fat and smelly too

>>7797172
Why does your lie suck so much ass?

>>7797176
Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

Time for this to end peacefully.

>>7797166
There are plenty of cases of hikki's leaving the house, Just not often.
You dont seem to pay much attention.
I havn't seen him in a while, now.
Only twice.

Ahhh~ Sometimes i fear i'll die alone with only my animals, and anime goods to keep me company. :c

>>7797179
You wish.
Sadly, I'm one of those attractive hikkis.
Pettanko, Megane, Soft hair, Pale, Freckles.
:3

>Hikikomori (ひきこもり or 引き籠もり Hikikomori?, literally "pulling away, being confined", i.e., "acute social withdrawal") is a Japanese term to refer to the phenomenon of reclusive people who have chosen to withdraw from social life, often seeking extreme degrees of isolation and confinement because of various personal and social factors in their lives.

I'm pretty sure having a boyfriend means you're not a hikikomori.

>>7797192
>freckles

>>7797194
Well OP, looks like you'll have to look for some other cool underground community where you can attentionwhore at, you are disqualified

>>7797194
The only reason i met him is because he was part of a forum i belonged to also.
Not everything is strictly defined to its description.
It's kinda cute how slow you can be. owo;

>>7797197
I'll disqualify your ass.

With my dick.

>>7797200
>Not everything is strictly defined to its description.
Such as?

All of you, just STOP feeding the troll.

Report, sage, hide thread, etc. You know the drill. I don't want this shit on my front page.

>>7797203
It's fun though.

>>7797203
Just because the subject seems far fetched its a troll?
So unfortunate. :c
>>7797205
Many things.
You should really open your mind.

>>7797210
>Many things.
Go on.

>>7797210
How about this:
You give me your adress and I break your legs so bad that you will never walk again, you will never leave your house again and be a true neet/hikki

>>7797216
Anon, Y U SO LAZY?
Excersize your mind on you're own.

People who siffer from certain illnesses or diseases, Are not always the typeset of that disease. Whether it be mental or physical.
There is one example. Now off you go~!
Learn, Dear anon.<3

Anyways, >>7797107
, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed
mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>7797107
, should just stick with today's special.

Well I was spending xmas all alone, feeling very depressed, not even a single phone call from my family. I looked through the window and basically all the lights were out in the other apartments. My neighbours were all speindg xmas somewhere else, having a good time. Then I decided to go for a walk. It was late night. The streets were mostly empty. As I walked by an alley I saw the image of Santa. Well it was a middle aged man dressed as Santa. And he was very drunk, I could tell because of the stumbling steps. He turned to one of the walls, and pulled his dick out to piss. I knew this was my opportunity. I walked to him, and got on my knees just before he started. In a few seconds I was able to feel that hot piss dripping, flowing... He was holding it for ages because when he finished I was soaking wet. When it was over, I kissed the tip of his PENIS, stood up and hugged him. He said: "Merry Christmas, sonny..."

My girlfriend is 15 years old (3 years younger than me, don't you dare fucking say what you're about to say). She said she wanted to come to my house to watch a movie she just bought (I'm not allowed over at her house because her parents would freak out at the idea of a fully grown man playing grab-ass with their little girl). Surprise surprise, it was fucking Twilight.

Now, I knew she was a fan and all, but I never actually had to "confront" the problem. She spent the entire movie letting out these annoying (albeit cute) shrieks every time Edward did ANYTHING. She also gave me all sorts of fun-facts for half the movie, until I screamed "IDONTWANNAHEARIT" halfway through the movie.

Now, this just ruined her mood, and she decided to let off on me when the movie was over. "What's so wrong about liking Twilight?", she said to me. "Well, no offense, but it's just badly written wish fulfillment made by some fat virgin." Then she decided to set it off. She put on this twisted little smile, and said "Jamal, honey, you play Touhou". You see where this is going, right?

I couldn't really fight any of the points she brought up. I mean, she knows I play shit like Tsukihime and Clannad, so saying VNs are better written is out of the question. She even brought up how most of the audience for the new Touhou game premiere we went to at otacon were a bunch of shrieking fangirls, and how I spent the whole time we were there telling her fun facts about the character's origins.

How the hell do I get back at her?

>>7797224
Well, you said it was many, I figured you could easily list over 5. I guess it's not at all common, nor does a loose definition apply to this situation. Whore.

Imagine you are having terrible nightmare.

It's terrible, but it's terrible only to you and no other. It's a horror custom made for you by your own mind.

The content is not important, but the fear is.

When you wake, you wake in a room on a bed. It is your bed, but it is not your bed.

It is your room, but it is not your room.

With effort, you realize you have not awoken at all, but are still asleep and have dreamed of an awakening.

The question remains if you are to wake and be greeted with reality, should you get out of bed or go back to sleep.

You decide to do both, and you fall backward through the bed as the sheets envelop your body.

It's dark, but it's not dark.

You're awake, but you're not awake.

You are dead and being cremated.

As flames disintegrate your flesh, a scream echos through your mind but not does not escape your lips which, even if you could speak, have been glued shut.

You black out once more, and awaken at dawn. As the mingled ashes of bone and oak are scattered on a beach by the one you've left behind, you finally understand:

You are not the ashes of the man, you are the ashes of coffin.

You were not a man dreaming of life, but a tree dreaming you were a man.

This awakening, this epiphany... this is tanasinn.

>>7797230
>>7797232
>>7797233
GTFO.

Picture in your mind a massive yellow phone book.

In this phone book is a name, number and address for every human being alive, that has ever lived, and ever will live, along with an equivalent number of pages in the business directory.

This phone book is on an old wooden table in a concrete room with no doors or windows.

You are trapped in the room and have a compulsion to read the phone book. You have now read through it cover-to-cover five-thousand, seven-hundred, thirty-one times. Your hands are pale from the lack of sunlight. Your hands are covered in scars from paper cuts. Your hands resemble the surface of Europa. You reach for the phone book one more time and flip through the pages like a picture book. As you flip through the pages at high-speed, the names and numbers form an image of yourself, staring back at you with a corrupted smile. The skin on your hands is now in shreds, the razor edges of the phone book having revealed bare bone, to which you are oblivious as you watch images dance on thin, colored-coded pages.

You have now flipped through the book eleven-thousand, eight-hundred, sixty-eight times.

This is what tanasinn is like

the end is the beginning is the end.

　the beginning is the end is the beginning.

　　and the tanasinn is the tanasinning is the ta
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　na
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　si
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　nn
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

∵∴∵∴∵
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　∵∴∵∴∵,
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

　　　　　　　　　　　' ・>. . . :

>>7797237
How to explain tanasinn? I wrote this little essay on it a while ago:

should it live?
should it die?
that is not a problem at all.

life, death, tanasinn

tanasinn=occult,cult,fascism,death,life,relision・・・,or・・・?

tanasinn operates the whole world.
tanasinn is the soul of the universe.
tanasinn is the bottom of your heart.
tanasinn transcends surrealism and realism.
tanasinn is inherent in every self.
tanasinn is inherent in every structure.
tanasinn is inherent in every system.
tanasinn is decadent and may cause self-collapse.

tanasinn vacumeir alles
tanasinn plays with all elements

The Messenger of fear
The Child of darkness and confusion
The King of infinite decomposition
The Khaos

tanasinn

tanasinn absodivides the WORLD

Words cannot explain tanasinn. More accurate:
Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn.

full-length mirror Evening glow Wave of those passing
Disappear wholly. Roadside tree murmured in the heart Swing
with a child which tries to be the first Scene
It falls to why or cardiac bolting Slope two persons
fall with you and it falls
-- the setting sun -- Without it rises again a new tanasinn
-- shining -- eternal -- Eternal

happiness?

>>7797238
So because i wont feed into your lazy mind and give you a multiple choice per say, You're first reaction is to call me a whore?
Very logical.
Very logical indeed.

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>7797233
My favorite kopipe.

imagine the endless darkness,the void that cannot be filled... it engulfies you.
it's cold∵∴ your consciousness is dizzying, nothingness fills your mind.

you dream of water.
water.∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵
drinking water is essential to humans∵∴ and other lifeforms...(?)∵∴
water drop∵drop∴drop∵drop∴drop∵drop∴drop∵∴∵∵
∵∴∵∴y∵ou wak∵∴e up?∵
The world.
The world where the sun never rises.
A planet with no oxygen.
The earth with no oceans or trees.

joy, sadness, despair, happiness
matter nothing...
i wake up.
nothingness
there is nothing
I play the piano.∵∵∵am∴∵∴I∵?∵∵∵∴∵∴∵
no--
i'm not the one playing the piano -- someone playes it.
i do not control body... is this my body?∵∴∵∵
∵∵∴∵∵i play a melody∵∵∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵
surrounded by people(?)∴∵∵∴∵
∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∵
i play the melody∵∵∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵
∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∴

∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴
people(?) seem to know this melody, but i do not
i am the one playing this melody. it seems nostalgic, but i don't know neither the name nor the notes.∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵
i(?) just play it∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴
∵∵∴∵
∵
my body starts to hurt∵∴∵i∵t∵∴∵∵h∵urts∵?∵∵∵∴∵∴∵∴w∵∴hy∵∵∴a∵∵∴re you∵hu∴rti∵∴ng∵me?

my eyes are blurry
my throat is dry
my head is dizzy
my vision is blurred
...
my conscience returns to me like lightning from heaven∵∵∴
in the instant-----
--i recognize this body
--i recognize this view
--i recognize this melody
--i recognize this people
∵∴∵∴i was tanasinn∵∴∵∴

>>7797249
slut

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

>>7797250
You so funny.

How to get a girl in your Aikido class to like you

Talk to her before and after each class. If she's just sitting in a chair, or standing somewhere, go up to her and talk about something interesting. But make sure she isn't already talking to someone else.
Ask her for her email address or her IM. Do this at least the fifth time you see her if you talk to her a lot, and if she asks why, you don't have to tell her it's because you like her, just turn it around and ask why not.
Don't make fun of her if she does sloppy push-ups, or a bad counter. You can do it once in a while, but not every time you go. Try not to be too patronizing, but it could give you the opportunity to show off and help her with her technique. However some girls might take offense to any form of criticism so be careful.
While sparring her, if you get to do so, don't go too hard on her, but don't go so easy that it's obvious. Remember, she IS learning the same techniques as you, and may well feel you are insulting her abilities by going easy on her.
Compliment her on her Aikido skills after class. Girls love it when they get compliments. If she's more advanced than you, ask her to help you with a technique. It'll give you the opportunity to talk to her while flattering her skill.
Saying Good bye. When you're leaving, or when she's leaving (which ever is first), say good bye to her. The best way to say it is see you later, so the girl knows that you actually want to see her later.
Make sure you don't have anything stuck in your teeth when you talk to her.
If there are any awkward silences in your conversations, quickly say something funny or interesting.
If you're talking to her, stare into her eyes and don't look around in different places in the room. It'll annoy her.
Check if your dojo has any rules about dating someone from the class. Some have rules like this to prevent both sexual harassment and interpersonal drama from cropping up in class.

>>7797249
tanasinn is very important to me. I am a big advocate of the feeling and feeling. I have studied tanasinn for about 6-7 years and am a proud member of the tanasinn-nnisanat Society of tanasinnvania. During my college program semester at tanasinn World, I passed the tanasinn Company's language assessment test, and received a language pin under my tanasinn to indicate that I was responsible and could assist tanasinn guests should they have any inquiries. I study hard every day in order to gain some insight on the lananguage and culture. I have dreams to become either a tanasinn language interpreter for business conferences (the person with headphones and microphone that sits in the little glass booth and simultaneously translates what the person is saying), 今∴山●∵ﾐひど(･)tanasinnっ●∵す
(･)∵∴∵∵されく●ぁwせｄじこｌｐ；：「たり∵(･)∴●∵わ∵くぁ●wた


り
け(･)∵どtanasinn(･)∵∴∵●わヽ!∵∴∵ﾐ●ﾘﾉ!/ﾘま(･)ん、
∴人<・>女､●ぃの∵(･)∴∵(･)で●す、∵∴(･)∵∵/ﾘ●らがtanasin
nｆｔｇｙふじで●｡
でも●そ∵∴な(･)人メ●　∵∴tanasinnが定(･(･))しす
∵の名∵(･)これ●か | '`-イ∴(･)のイ●け<・>て●くメ∵(･)∵くぁ(･)wせ●ｄｒｆｔｇｙふじ


●こｌｐ；：「
でイ∵(･)●が変(･)どtanasinn∵(･)∴なこ　∵∴(･)
●の∴∵底<・>ｄi●i;|;_ﾞιｆ的∵●ぬ(･)tanasinn∵
こ∵まtanasinnばく(･)ぁw；：「い●∵∴(･)∵∵たてtanasinnし●(･)/ﾘらす
∵●∵(･)∴助●け●∵て∵(･)∵●し●∵
世∵のtanasinnの∵(･)∴れtanasinn<・>ら●を(･)tanasinnし∵∴●い∴(･)

God bless Tanassin.

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　　　　l　　　　　　　　　　 `､
　　　 /　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 'i,
　　　 |　 　 　 　､_,,.. -ｲ　○＋　　　　　 I CAME!
　　　＋.　 　 ○　 ヽ、ﾉ　　 ,ﾒ
　　 /´メ.、　　　　　´ _,,...-‐''⌒ヽ
　 　ヾ､,,_　　　　　　　　　　　　　ﾉ
　　　　　〉　　　　　　　　_,,.. -‐''´
　　（（　/γ⌒ヽ　　　 　 /
　　　　i'　ヽ,,_,,.ﾉ　 　 　 （
　　　　ヽ　　　､　　 　　　'i,
　　　　　,ゝ　　,>　　 　 　ﾉ
　　　 　（　 　/　　　　　〈
　　　　 　ヽ,_,i　　　　　　）
　　　 　　　　 `''ー-─''"

>>7797253
Imagine you are reading a book. It is one of those heavy ones that talk about something deep, like social structure or philosophy or theoretic physics. It could even be a really boring novel. The thing is, it has really small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times.

This is tanasinn

>>7797249
Asking you to back up what you say is lazy on my part? The only reason you're calling me lazy is because of you're own incompetence.

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what browsing /jp/ is like.

>>7797261
Oh my, You're right.
I forget that hater anons are always right. :c
Well, Damn.

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　　　　　　　） .　　ｖヽ.　　　　　　　　　　丿 ソ
　　　 　　　 ヽ　 　ノ＿＿.　　　　　　　_/___/
　　　　　　　ノ____ノ∵∴∵ヽ　　　　　/：∴/
　　　　　　/∴∵/：(・)∴.(・)ヽ　　　/∵：/
　　　　　 /∵∴/∵／ ○＼：ｌ　　./：∴/
　　　　　/∴/：/：./三　|　三|：|　/∵：/
　　　　 /∵/：/∴|　＿_|＿_ |：| /：∴/
　　　　/∴/：/ヽ.：|　　===　.|ノ:∵：/
　　　 /∵/：く∴:ヽ＼＿＿／∵∴/
　　　　　　　　　　　━（〒）━
tanasinn is not enough

　 ∧＿∧　　　　　∧＿∧
　　(　･ω･)＝つ≡つ);:)ω・）.,，';
　　(っ　≡つ＝つ　⊂　　⊂)
　　/　　　) ﾊﾞﾊﾞﾊﾞﾊﾞ (　　　＼
　　( /￣∪　　　　　　∪￣＼_)

Attention whoring is strictly forbidden! ~*

>>7797261
Stop replying, let the thread die.

>>7797273
Asking for advice is forbidden?
Darn.
So heartless.

>>7797269
Fine.

Post time stamped pics, OP. :3

　　　　<She's feeding into the reason /jp/ hates females
　 ( ′_ゝ`)　　　　(ﾟдﾟ　)<So sad.
ˍ(__つ/￣￣￣/ˍˍ(__つ/￣￣￣/ˍ
　　＼/　　　/　 　　＼/ 　/

>>7797282
Try the advice board.

>>7797282

Here's some advice then;
Get the fuck off /jp/ and go ram his cock into your mouth so you can't talk anymore.
With any luck you'll choke on it.

Fucking flood detection

>>7797278
<3

As a final word,
>>>/cgl/
>>>/soc/

>>7797298
Reported

>>7797298

>>7797298
dude whatta fu*k

>>7797298
It's a trap.

>>7797305
lol, Okay.

>>7797313
Problem?

>>7797311
WHY /jp/? WHY?
THERE'S LIKE 20 OTHER BOARDS WHY /jp/ WHAT COMPELS YOU TO COME HERE? WHY!!!?!?!

>>7797298

Hello <3

Are you a regular on /jp/?

>>7797321
suck my cock dude

>>7797321
I am, indeed.
Also on /cgl/ and /x/~

Cute cat. :3

>>7797325
>/cgl/

>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/a/
>>>/facebook/
>>>/yourblog/
>>>/yourotherblog/

>>7797133
>>7797200
>>7797233
>>7797244
>>7797311

Does your boyfriend like NTR?

>>7797340
Lol, No.

Joy oh joy.

>>7797342
Why does this macro suck so much ass?

>>7797298
Get out Pygma.

>>7797346
What?
Pygma?
I think you have me confused with someone else.

>>7797345
Because it's a grim reminder of what happens when you don't ignore obvious trolls.

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/7146807

I'm considering becoming an internet detective or a web forensics specialist.

Does this pay well?
Do I have to leave the house?
Will I be able to learn enough to stop shitposters forever?
Stay tuned to find out.

And while I work on quality of my threads and get few replies this one is 100 replies and OP is hardcore troll.

SAGE

>>7797354
Why is everybody so hell-bent on me being a troll?
Dont get your shimapan in a twist over a thread.
<3

This board REALLY needs an accelerator spammer.

> Not suicidal hikki
How? I need to know...

>>7797360
It does not, fuck off back to /a/.