/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I tried your Colgate toothpaste

the kind with TARTAR CONTROL

and it made me feel

like a piece of SHIT

I prefer Mariya's penisu but i guess i could live with sucking on Chisame's cock aswell.

>>7769253
/b/ is that way

Thanks for the read

>>7769253
Try our new product, you will love it!.

>>7769331

What kind of faggot would give that a zero? That's worth a passing grade at least.

So is this new toothpaste thing a /b/ raid or what?

>>7769331
>>7769346
Seriously. It may be retarded and satirical, but its probably just as good as anyone else's idea. I've seen gimmick products all the time. It also fulfilled the assignment. Clearly the teacher is just buttmad because he is a guido from Jersey.

>>7769212
That's not real, right?

Cause I want it to be real.

Are there any trap VNs in english?

>>7769405
"Lover is Male Daughter"

Available in Cudderish.

>>7769346
- 0

As in, he lost no points.

>>7769434

Been there, read that. Laughed at the horrid translation... Though honestly, I wouldn't mind if he translated something else, it's still slightly better than using chiitrans.

Is that all?

>>7769438

this

-0 = perfect

I want relucks translated :(

>>7769569
Relucks only has one worthwhile scene from what I've heard.

What are you waiting for? We're waiting for you to become a trap.

>>7769849
What about the interactions with Jun?

If you want more futa like Chisame, just go to /d/

>>7769983
> Chisame
> futa
That said, /d/ is pretty big on traps too.

I wonder what chisame would think of this thread

>Oral sex
>Not letting me ravage that ass with my cock

Worst VN ever.

>>7771326
I would think that I'm not futa. I'm also not into yaoi.

fucking 4chan, stop making me gay.
I already fapped to 3d traps yesterday and now this? Fuck you guys

>>7772750
No point resisting it. I was straight once too.
Now I get a boner whenever there's a thread about penises on /jp/ and fap to the thought of sucking a shy /jp/ers cute cock.

>>7772750

I had that stage once. Now it bores me. You'll move on to something else soon.

>>7772766

Me also.

...who the heck is Chisame?

>>7772817
Out, you.

About a week ago, i tried a pantyhose fap.

Never came more in my life before. I thank you /jp/...

>>7772829
okay...

I think this calls for a GID/Cross Dressing thread.

Last week, I did a full body shave, epilated my legs and shaved off my beard. I'm still trying to decide on a hair style though, something like the image a shorter pony tail would be something I'd like though. Also, being due for an eye test also means I'll be able to pick up a new pair of glasses or two.

If you don't know who Chisame is, get out of /jp/. Leave. Why did you come here in the first place? Go back to where you came from and carry on wallowing in your own shit there.

>>7772832
It will never feel the same as your first time, sadly.

It's just a pity that military service will have ruined Chisame's tender body.

>>7772861
Didn't he get assigned social work instead due to mental instability or something?

>>7772845
I believe Chisame has decided to go for a twin tail look complete with white/silver hair once he gets out.

>>7772860
I realized this, but it was the greatest feeling i have ever had so far...

It can only feel better once i add more stuff which is why i started out with just that.

>>7772847
Whatever happened to LURK MOAR, you elitist fuck.

>>7772817
http://www.vn-meido.com/kureha_blog/

>>7772832
What? But panty hose is just covering your legs. Not your penis.

>>7772886

Look at /jp/ now. That's what fucking happened.

>>7771378
But you are a girl when you wear a skirt.

>>7772882
The path you walk upon will only lead to dragon dildo's and pink fluffy bunny suits, and in the end glory holes and many burly strong men.

...Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>7772892

It feels pretty good on your legs. I did it a couple times years ago, it was nice. But I don't do it anymore so I don't remember it too well.

>>7772900

He'll be fine if he can control it. It's not that tough to stop.

>>7772900
It sounds like you are talking from experience, if not you basically described me.

>>7772912

Sheesh, how did that happen?

>>7772900
Don't worry, i don't intend to have anything up my ass.. Ever..

Wearing cute outfits is where it will go.

>>7772912
Well i guess i am halfway there..
I did buy a normal vibrator dildo and a school girl outfit for my trapping.

If it was not for the fact that STD's exists i would have been on the glory hole stage.

Thankfully the fear of diseases that kills you in slow and painful ways keeps me check and far away from any other human.

>>7772920
I can't exactly say for sure when it happened, it just got worse and worse. At first I only wanted to try out the cross dressing since I was told I would make a decent one in another board. I found men and other cocks disgusting at this point. Eventually just dressing up and masturbating got old and I added in anal stimulation and you can see where this leads. That is probably the point one should stop if they wish to avoid this. You will crave real dick after anal stim.

>>7772930
Hello me from the past.

>>7772942

I see, I'm glad I quit while I was ahead then.

>>7772894
I guess that makes me yuri...

>>7772961
That's what makes you awesome.

Now that i think of it, i think Chisame is the reason why i ever started to get the urge to dress and look like a cute girl. I never knew she was a guy when i first saw pictures so then when i found out i got the idea and now i have discovered how great it feels. I owe so much thanks...

>>7772942
>You will crave real dick after anal stim.
This is so true. Dildos and other toys won't ever be enough to satisfy you.

>>7773010
As much as i love dicks and all that, i still find real humans repulsive in many ways.

This is probably a good thing.

>>7773010
Disproven in certain circumstances.
Being around other people makes me too nervous to ever consider getting intimate (or even getting it up) around them/ Though being touched makes me very nauseous and almost always results in a massive panic attack that quickly hybrids into a asthma attack.

As such the impersonal touch of plastic aids is greatly preferred to participation by another. S'pose that means there's hope for those out there who don't want to be gay, they just need crippling mental problems.

>>7773010

I guess I won't be trying that out then.

>>7773026
lucky you

>>7773026
lol i read this whole ppost and i didnt even know what i read so i read it again and i still dont know remember your dreams

>>7769212
Nope. I admit I've fapped to him but only whilst imagining the pics are the demure girl in pretty dresses they appear to be, therefore totally not gay.

>>7773063
Show this to someone who doesn't know about Chisame and post the results.

How many of them can actually tell that this is a trap?

>>7773099
A normalfag may think its a female, anyone else should be able to tell right away just by looking at the way the picture is taken.

I wish i was that pretty in a maid outfit, to bad i was born with norse genes so i am tall and muscular and manly as fuck.

..All i ever wanted was to be the cute little trap. ;_;

>>7773099
He hides any signs of being a male and makes sure to cover up most of his body. The result is too ambiguous to determine.

Is Chisame really in the military? Why would he enlist when he wants to be a trap and he's so cute? Does he have to dress and act like a man there? Why did they let him in?

>>7773019
I'm not saying that once you start putting things in your ass you're going to go out and get fucked by men the next day.

But plastic and rubber toys can never compare to the real thing, and your body will know that. After a while, it won't be enough. You will want a hard throbbing cock in your ass rather than that cold, floppy dildo. Even though you find men repulsive, you will want to get on your knees and suck on a nice thick cock.

Whether you act upon these urges is something else entirely, of course. But you can't deny they exist. If you're dressing up as a girl and putting imitations of dicks in your ass, then you're already pretty far gone.

>>7773136
Chisame didn't enlist, he was conscripted.
He mentioned on his blog that he's looking for Sora's dress. I hope he finds it.

>>7773132
I see plenty of thigh.

>>7773142

I understand that. I'd just rather not increase the risk, as you might say. I still haven't gone through with it, and likely never will now.

>>7773142
>But plastic and rubber toys can never compare to the real thing, and your body will know that. After a while, it won't be enough.

As much as i would like to try a real one the issue is that the real thing is on a -real- human.

And with that comes a lot of other stuff that i do not want.
And i.. Wait i can see where this is going and i dont like it.

I think its time for a new hobby, maybe something innocent like.. Model trains.. Yeah..

>>7773129
So do I and that's why if I can't be the little girl, I'll try to be the most manly that I can.

>>7773142
This is simply not true.
Makes a nice story to tell people who are still green to this sort of thing, but has no backing what so ever.

Don't worry, dressing like the little girl and sticking dildos up your butt will not make you desire cock (maybe if you are actually female as there are subconscious processes in place to assist in survival of the species...), that only happens in manga.

Worry not /jp/ers, stick and shave away. Your reclusive life will continue unabated. Been doing this for nearly three years now (cross dressing for about six) and never once wanted the company of another man, and still want to vomit at the sight of a penis.

>>7773232
So you insert penis-shaped objects into yourself on a regular basis, yet you "want to vomit at the sight of a penis"? I don't mean to seem accusatory, but that sounds like denial to me.

Well, whatever. I'm only speaking from my own experiences. I'm sure not everybody is the same.

Although, it is entirely true that an imitation simply can't compare to the real thing. I suppose there are some people that can be satisfied with just an imitation, but most people are going to crave more.

>>7773232
Simply not true? I am not him but that happened to me. You REALLY do desire a cock after a while. I had this desire to go further and the dildo was just not enough. My want for a cock really destroyed my logic.

>/jp/

>>7773232
I respect that you are either a much stronger or much more tame /jp/er that the rest of us, but speaking from experience, I am personally going to have to agree to the contrary. The type of mentality that /jp/ tends to breed tends to reinforce the need of comfort and security, seeing as how the board's population tends to gravitate towards a submissive role. I have only came once from non-dick anal stimulation and that was a stretch by all accounts. The one time I had human anal sex, I was passed around like an onahole at a /jp/ meetup, literally cumming all over the place despite their below average sizes. /jp/ at least puts up the pretense of being desperate for attention. Is it so much to assume that a thin twenty-something whose never had a 3D relationship before wouldn't jump at the chance to be loved?

Personally, my worst fear is seemingly coming to the surface, that I may be losing interest in guys just like I lost interest in women, at least sexually. I've been told by four separate guys (One who actually said, "Who invited the chick?" Don't ask how I ended up in a social situation, it ended in me fucking it up as usual.) that I'm cute and girly as fuck, and even with one of them molesting me drunk and showing me his dick, I never once got an erection from any of this. I even tried licking a guy to see if I could get a rise out of myself, but couldn't. Having started a semi-successful and sensual Kegel routine, I feel like I've reached the point where I am literally dead on the inside sexually, since I've just about completed all the basics on my fetish list to where I can't get up to porn at all. Genuine affection is literally the only thing that get me aroused anymore and as a social fuckwit, it's the one thing that I'm never going to have. Once I finally get the imitative to start sucking my cock again, I promised that I was going into porn. At the very least I'll have something and my life doesn't go to complete waste.

>>7773369
>/jp/er
Get out

>>7773369
>I had human anal sex, I was passed around like an onahole at a /jp/ meetup
Where can one attend these meetups?

>>7773419
They don't exist anon, he was being funny.

The thing is, there are (at least) two mentalities here.

1. Wants to be the girl violated by manly men. Interested in the attention from others. Usually leads to receiving anal sex.

2. Wants to wear dresses and have tea parties and cuddle with girls or effeminate guys, but afraid to have contact with others. Usually maintains closet crossdressing hobby.

>>7773475
That sums it up rather well.

>Wants to be the girl violated by manly men, but afraid to have contact with others. Usually maintains closet crossdressing hobby.
Fixed for me.

Having the social skills of a potato is suffering.

I'd consider keeping a submissive /jp/er as a sexual toy.
But beyond that, I can't see myself getting into any relationships, let alone a sexual one with some random man.

Better to give than to receive, and all that...

>>7773522
If I was not so afraid I think I would of made a thread on /jp/ asking for someone to take me in, cleaning their house, cooking for them, sucking them off as they browse /jp/. But >>7773503 sums it up nicely.

>>7773529
You needn't speak.
I'm not one for much talk anyway.

>>7773529
If you have a hole, there will always be someone who is willing to stick his penis in it. Regardless of your social skills or appearance.

I want to be a little girl who never ages wearing frilly dresses and being a tease but never putting out.

>>7773554
Good way to get raped.

>>7773529
If you look good in a maid outfit and you are half decent at cleaning and cooking i will take you in.

You get a basement guest room with a shower/bed/internet connection.

In turn you pay me with housework dinner and service master at night.

And if you tire of me you can kill me and get a hotel suite prison cell here in Norway.

Fuck my genes and my fucking height.
All I ever wanted was to be the little girl, but nooo, fucking body had to keep growing.

Is there any way for a tall and BIG guy to get a cute shape, or is he a lost cause?

>>7773577
>And if you tire of me you can kill me and get a hotel suite prison cell here in Norway.

...Your offer seems very tempting now~

I'm going to turn you gay /jp/

>>7773703

I'm done with that phase. There's no way I'm going back.

>>7773703
Silly anon, /jp/ has always been gay

For the first time in my life, I may have actually found a goal for my life. I actually wanted to lose weight so that I can cross dress and take pictures of myself.
I wanted to lose that belly fat. I wanted to lose that flabby thigh. I'm not overweight but I want to have that slim and sleek waist and body to dress in. My height is average and I'm asian as well, which sparks a lot of hope in me.
I've made plans that I'm going to slim down no matter what it takes in the next 6 months or so. I've been drinking green tea and doing light exercise to increase my metabolism rate. I ate less and been avoiding basically anything that has high calories, rice, bread, fried food etc. My mom said I was crazy and unhealthy for not eating much, but I still wanted to continue despite that.
I can't remember the last time I felt such motivation to do something, and it's all because I saw a chisame thread on jp.
Thank you, /jp/, thank you so much. I hope my body can last through this period of time.

What is all this faggotry?

I really hope most of you guys are joking around.

I just want to be with a cute trap. We don't even have to have sex, we can just browse /jp/ all night long. Is this so much to ask?

I really would like to find a nice NYC /jp/sie to take me in as his trap meido, but my current job has terribly, terribly unpredictable hours and it would seem a dishonest exchange if I couldn't be there for said /jp/sie's waking hours. Once I get a steady 9-5 in my field though... It seems like it would be a fun and interesting experience.

>>7773734
Let's trap together and fall asleep in each others' arms after browsing /jp/ all night. Too bad we're both terrified of leaving our rooms ;_;

>>7773621
Chisame is 178.8cm

>>7773703

Actually, I wonder, why do you want that?

>>7773720
Actually try carbs and endless cardio.

Rice, bread, grains, and then walk/jog/bike a few hours a day. But don't sprint. I heard you lose a lot of mass this way.

>>7773099
Normal fags all think chisame is just a shy girl.

>>7774198
It isn't like that picture even shows much. It really is just an awkward mirror shot.

Chisame's hands are too manly, even with those fingernails. Why hasn't Chisame ever posted pictures of his penis?

>>7774218
Not everyone likes to post penis.

>>7774243
>>7774218
She doesn't have manly hands it's just the posture and proportions!

It isn't a penis either, but a birth defect. Chisame really is a girl that always gets mistaken for a guy, it's true.

>whyboner.jpg

You should put your trust into my hands. Enjoy my mouth Suigin!

Put on some weight, haven't i, alice?

I have some serious levels of autism to keep posting that even tho nobody likes me.

This entire thread.

Get this 3d pig shit out of my NEET board.

>>>/soc/

>>7775155
>does not want to be a little girl and have tea parties
No, you leave.

>>7775499
I'm pretty sure he's talking about the 3D dick craving.

These fucking 3D dicksucking threads are an eyesore, and you should all be ashamed of making such /soc/-level posts.

Thankfully i was blessed with a fairly decently sized penis and flexibility, this way i dont need to leave the house to get my daily dose of cock down my throat.

Why do you guys like dick?
I thought you were little Yuri girls.

>>7775582
/y/ invasion.

>>7775552
You are lucky, friend. I wish I was so blessed. How does it feel to have your cock inside a mouth?

>>7775552
How do you get rid of the taste and smell of cum?
Whenever I spunk in my mouth I can't stand the taste.

Sure is worksafe in here! I bet my boss would love to see this thread.

>>7775604
Great that you bumped it then so you can make sure he sees it!

Shit fucking /soc/ thread.