/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Asthma.

i sneeze when i look at bright things like the sun!

AUTISM XDDDDD

prostate cancer

Headache

Funnelchest

dust mite allergies

Browsing /jp/

Malnourishment, if that counts as a "health" problem.

Retractile testis.
Every time i cum, one of my balls disappears. Sooner or later that will causes the balls to twist. If that happen. Goodnight. Welcome to Gensokyo.

also

acute bronchitis

Manual work so bruises, bruises everywhere.

this thread is a hit !

Vision in one of my eyes is so bad it's almost blind.
The whole world is 2D to me.

>>7766936
living the dream.

Some days I'm mute.

I'm not sure what is wrong with me but I bleed out of my navel. It started after I moved a couple of months ago, I guess I hurt myself moving my washer and dryer up the stairs to my apartment. I think it's a form of paraumbilical hernia but I am not sure. I don't have insurance so going to the doctor is out of the question.

>mine is an innocent murmur

I hate you.

I hate you so much.

Severe cardiac disrhythmia.

i'm getting a kick out of this thread !

I have too much blood pressure on my optic nerves. I will probably be blind in 10 years. Also, I cough up blood occasionally.

My eyes love me so much that they're like "I don't want you to look at anyone else" and so I am nearsighted.

My eyes love me so much that they're like "I don't want you to look at anyone else" and made me nearsighted.

most of /jp/ has problems seeing..... but me?...... i have problems FEELING

Well I'm too much of a Hikkikomori to see a Doctor but I think I have Asperger's Syndrome because I do not fall into regular thinking patterns and I am not afraid to stand out Also I am very mature for my age and very clever aswell

Near-sighted
High blood pressure
Nervous twitch

The third is probably the cutest.

I'm a normal shrine maiden.

>>7767002
That's a disability, not a health problem.

Severe congenital arrythmia plus anemia. I can barely walk 100 hundred metres at a slow pace. Not that I mind, I would rather sit down in front of my computer anyways.

Asthma and bad vision.

Hemorrhoids. They are not really bad, but i can't masturbate anally most of the time.

I cry when I pee.

>>7767135
Of happiness...?

>>7767146
No ._. It just kind of happens.

I h-h-have Broca's aphasia which causes me to s-s-s-stutter!

S-s-stupid Anon. I-i-its not like I'm doing it for you!

the top of my nose is cold a lot of times!

>>7766861
Really low blood pressure. When I stand up too fast it feels like I could faint.

>>7767210
When I stand up I usually do.

Chronic migraines.

People think I'm antisocial but my head just hurts all the time.

Atrial fibrillation when I get really anxious. It's only happened a few times but it can last more than an hour. Two of those times were while seeing doctors, because I'm terrified of them.

Whenever I'm deprived of sleep I throw up.

That might be normal for people, though. Not sure.

Priapism.

Deaf.

People find it much more annoying than cute.

I had anemia for a while. I am better now though.

You're so moe, /jp/.

i am balding

Anxiety and depression

i am fat

>>7767478
I'm trying really hard to think of a situation where this would be cute.
If I ever do I'll let you know.

>>7767498
[spioler] KS

smoking ( ._.)

I sneeze when I think of something perverted.

Seriously. I've tried to desensitize myself by viewing all sorts of perverted things, but once in a while something is too appealing I can't hold it in. And trying to hold it in, according to some people, makes a "cute" sound.

A curious form of agoraphobia

I sprain my ankle every day.
I've gotten use to the pain, but still.

>>7767513
What kind of stuff do you do to your ankle?

>>7767513
weak bones, you need more milk

I'm jealous, /jp/.
I want a legitimate reason not to go outside very much.
Unfortunately I don't.

>>7767513
That's a little bit moe.

>>7767516

Milk doesn't help, its a myth founded on subpar science.

>>7767517

I hardly do anything, and I think that's the problem.

My right leg is a piece of shit.
Bursa on my right knee is all out of whack and my right ankle was permanently damaged in a tennis game, so often I'll just be walking and then fall over because of my stupid leg problems.

Social anxiety disorder

I'm allergic to apples ;-;

Obesity Class II (35)

>>7767509
I actually have the same thing. If I think about perverted things (especially involving hypnosis) I sneeze. Also I sneeze when staring at bright lights.

Neural networking in the brain is fucking weird.

>>7767531
That's not cute, that's sad.
If some evil rapists appears you would be helpless - unable to run away.

>>7767531
I have a similar problem with my left leg. I have compression nerve damage in my shin due to an accident and it swells up from walking normally. Sometimes my leg gets all out of whack and then won't walk correctly and I'll trip over things really easily.

>>7767543
I find it cute, someone struggling to run away when I'm not even holding them down or even touching at all.

>>7767543
I hope the rape will be cute at least.

bulimia

>>7767509
>>7767542
I have this when I think about nudity (perverted way or not) from time to time. I had it quite often when i was kid, but it's appears from time to time even now.

>>7767543
I make the most of it at work the other day I was greeting a customer, got to "Hi there, is there anything I can help y-" fell flat on my face, got up, "Assuming I'm not tripping over my feet, anything I can help you find?"

>>7767542

Wow, glad to know I'm not the only one.

Severe color blindness.

or.. just asthma.

>>7767542
>>7767564
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photic_sneeze_reflex

The more you know.

I also sneeze when I see the sun. I never actually thought about it. Curious.

I have a bullet lodged in my ass.

>>7767571

The thing is it doesn't happen with the sun or any bright lights for me, just with perverted thoughts is enough...

Pilonidal cyst moe.
>Excessive sitting is thought to predispose people to the condition because they increase pressure on the coccyx region.
(Trust me, you don't want to google it.)

Ulnar nerve entrapment.

FUCK YOU DESK

- colour blindness - green, red, brown
- numerous chronic diseases which I am not bothering to treat

I'm so sweet I have diabetes, no really ;~;

I have a keratoconus of my left eye which fucks up my vision, I'm basically blind in that eye (in a snellen chart test if I close my right eye i can't see the largest letter clearly). I might a cool looking lens embedded into my cornea if it gets worse, since contacts piss me off.

I also get frequent migraines which basically leave me blind as well, they cause blurring of vision in both eyes and the colours of everything blur and looking at stuff hurts. Incidentally it tends to resolve itself after I either go to sleep for a while, or fap.

Most recently my ankle keeps clicking when I move it, it's loud enough to can hear from downstairs when I am walking upstairs.

Feeling of being watched moe.

I've never sneezed just from something erotic, but if I have a sneeze that won't come, thinking about erotic things usually makes it go.

I wish my health problems were cute.

Insomnia.

>>7767580
You too?

I'm not a pathological liar.

Mine aint cute, I wish they were.

I drink so much water, my blood is bright-red.

I cough up blood sometimes.

Reminds me of my days in a PMC...

Epilepsy. And being socially inept, I'ven't visited doctor for years. From what I heard pills require prescription only, but drug stores don't give a shit, fortunately.

Asthma and terrible sight (at least without glasses). Nothing special or cute.

I know a girl who has tourettes, her tick is that she mews loudly. I thought she was just doing it to be cute until it started happening at weird times (like when things are serious) and nobody brought it up. I learned over time from her and her boyfriend that it was her tourettes acting up.

I've got spina bifida occulta, but a small hole in my spine is not cute at all.

>>7767637
You shouldn't drink so much water, Anonymous.

>>7766861
I'm so short sighted, without my glasses I can see about 4 inches in front of my face without everything being a blurry mess.

This thread makes me think like /jp/ is a bunch of cripples in a hospital.

Might be why it's so refrereshing, much like in a hospital.

Aspirin medication makes my throat swell shut and later causes me to grow fleshy lumps in my sinus which cause random nosebleeds.

ADD.
Everyone tells me it makes me cute. Even other dudes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolff%E2%80%93Parkinson%E2%80%93White_syndrome

>>7767679
Heh, I mew a lot lately. Sometimes when I'm nervous pr excited. I can probably supress it, though.

>>7767571
How intresting, I have that too.

Also skin problems, one of the marks is heart-shaped, I guess that's cute.

>>7767679
Shut the fuck up.
That can't possibly be true.

Anisocoria

Nothing special

>>7767679
There's a girl at my college's anime club who does this. She's completely quiet during the showings though, so we're all convinced she's just an attention whore. Like every other 3DPD.

>>7767700
Apparently that leads to some sort of disorder on the minerals of your body? Nevertheless, I can't stop. Water is my whiskey.

I apologize.

Nothing, that's why I got into the military

Can autism be cute? Even if it can I don't think mine could be because I either act anti social or like a huge dick.

I am, as it stands, perfectly healthy, so I have no illness moe going for me. I do have two birthmarks of interesting shape though-- one is a perfect 5 pointed star and the other is shaped like a cat's pawprint. I am unsure if this is cute, however.

>>7767778
I don't know if this is cute, but you may have a stand ability.

I might be the only healthy person in my family . Either that or I have a lot of undiagnosed mental problems.

I might be tsundere.

>>7767796
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Nearsightedness, insomnia, social and generalized anxiety disorder, chronic depression, schizoid and avoidant personality disorder, unspecified schizoaffective disorder and generally being messed up in the head in some indeterminate way... are any of those cute? I don't know.

Bright lights make me sneeze as well. Feels good man. Like a nasal orgasm. Too bad the refractory period is like several hours or something.

>>7767790
I'm okay with that.
I'll call it Star Catinum.

>>7767800
Well more like undiagnosed asperger's or just social anxiety. There is also the possibility I'm just a bitch nigger.

>>7767805
You have been spending too much time in therapy if they have you convinced those are all separate disorders that you have with separate causes and treatments.

Oh, that's right, the therapist doesn't tell you the cause because psychology is pseudoscientific bullshit with the singular goal of raking in cash for big pharma with pills that don't cure these "diseases" and oftentimes lower quality of life.

If you exit your room, don't go to the shrink beyond what you need for your autism bucks.

>>7767805
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Hypothyroidism. It's not really cute, it's just... there.

>>7767805
The nasal orgasm part, interestingly enough, is the only thing I will agree with you on, I do it for the feeling too. The other stuff is... impossible together. If you have more then three REAL problems like this, you usually end up as a blabbering idiot. It look really psychosomatic, find the cause and get rid of it.

Pains in the left side of my chest and left arm. Makes me worried that I have a heart problem, which is unacceptable since I want to get into the military.
Pains/pressure in my eyes occasionally. Usually my right eye. My eyesight's getting worse, too.

Other than that, I'm fine.

>>7767867
You should get that checked up.

>>7767829
To be honest they just seem clueless. Every time there's some different codes and disorders on the paper.

They don't seem to care much about the causes and sure as hell can't come up with any treatments.

>>7767844
I don't really get your reaction but okay. Unless you're assuming I'm paying a cent to these useless phychiatrists, psychologists and therapists.

>>7767861
Been trying to find the cause for years. Only getting worse by time.

Anyone else really hate this new captcha? Can't read that shit.

Getting random boners when I'm not even thinking or talking/looking at something lewd. When that happens, I blush uncontrollably and turn away and quietly murmur to myself and end up looking all moe~

I have schizophrenia, but very little paranoia, so it's more I just twitch out and start talking funny or claw and burn my flesh~

>>7767883
Son, that's part of puberty.

>>7767886
Doesn't that end after 16 years old or so, though?

>>7767875

were you chubby growing up?

were you parents harsh on you?

i bet you didn't have many friends, and if you did you probably became distance around junior year in highschool.

you've probably never been very confident either

what anti-depressant are you on, and how much of it daily?

I'm sleepy all the time and often get dizzy. Also I'm near-sighted.

>>7767886
That can still happen afterwards, it's an involuntary or a very mild (subconcious) reaction, puberty only starts it, but it doesn't stop it.

>>7767875

were you chubby growing up?

were you parents harsh on you?

i bet you didn't have many friends, and if you did you probably became distant around junior year in highschool.

you've probably never been very confident either

what anti-depressant are you on, and how much of it daily?

>>7767892
>>7767901
Sure sounds like my therapist.

No.
Not really.
We lived in the middle of nowhere so yeah not that many friends. I became distant way before highschool though.
I'm confident when I'm absolutely certain of my case.
I'm not on any medication. I've tried several and they do nothing.

Also, nice doublepost.

>>7767921

Your phrasing suggests you're missing the "awe" you once had in life.

Have you ever been to a bonsai garden? If you haven't i really recommend it. Every detail one takes for granted is there in a splendid little package. Capturing the essence of tree is an art in itself.

I think we need to help you recapture the "essence" of yourself.

You're not such a bad guy? What's not to like?

Tell me, what have you lost interest in.

Diarrhea

>>7767937
>>7767921
>>7767901
>>7767875
Stop blogging.

I've got holes on my left eye's retina.

Nervous twitch.
Mild acne.
Also insomnia.

>>7767937
Bonsai garden? I wouldn't even know where to find one.

>Tell me, what have you lost interest in.
Other than life/everything?

>the rest of the post
I've had this discussion so many times before. It never goes anywhere. Might as well stop now.

>>7767990

All right ambassador angst.

>>7767990
He's making fun of you, you know.

OCD.

But hey, it's not as bad as people think...

At least I've become a minimalist and my room is always extremely clean and tidy.

>>7767994
That actually made me laugh a little.

>>7768015
Yeah, I don't really care. I'm just killing time and I've got lots of time. Would you rather I shitpost in on-topic threads?

I have no interest in anything whatsoever, besides moe girls. But I don't usually see many of them in my room, so that interest is pretty much buried deep down.

Also, I blink extremely often. Around once per second normally, four times per second if I'm trying to look at somebody in the eyes.

And I stutter a little bit. Well, it's more like mumbling and stuttering at the same time. I think it has something to do with the tone of my voice. At any rate, I can make myself understood pretty well since like, 2 years ago.

>>7767872
Yeah. I'm afraid of finding out what's wrong with me, and I've been hesitant to go see a doctor.

>>7768041
>Yeah, I don't really care. I'm just killing time and I've got lots of time. Would you rather I shitpost in on-topic threads?
/jp/ is not your plaything you use when you need personal enjoyment. I'd rather you not post at all.

>>7768062
You really should go get it checked up.
If it really is a serious problem, then it'll get worse if you don't get it treated.

Arrythmia.
Every time I do 5 minutes of some sport I get tired as fuck, is that cute?

I have rhinitis as well, but that's not cute at all.

>>7768068
Yeah, nobody comes on /jp/ to enjoy themselves. We come for the heated intellectual discussions about Touhou storylines to further our understanding of the subject.

Botanophobia. I can't approach any kind of plant, especially if it has flowers, and specially if those flowers are yellow. I can approach and even touch trees, but it still gives me a feeling of uneasiness and there are days when even watching images of plants causes me anxiety.

>>7768068
Oh don't worry, I very rarely post here at all. Just thought I'd join in this quality thread.
I don't think I'm getting any enjoyment out of this either. I'm literally just killing time.

Sorry about not realizing I wasn't using nokosage in my first posts though.

>>7768090

>>7768090
Is Yuka your favorite Touhou?

Hurting fingers after building new computer (took me whole day of working, including visiting to 3D world)

Now I can own ppl online at online games!

>>7768103

Today is not one of those days.

Also, the effect is much greater when the whole plant is in sight.

>>7768090
Have you played Narcissu?

>>7768090
>>7768115

>>7768115
What about this one?

Teary eyes are kinda moe so depression.

>>7768137

What the hell am I even looking at.

>>7768149
It's a bat plant. They're sometimes considered creepy even by people without the phobia.

/jp/ - Health problems/blogging

>>7768090
Would you fuck a forest nymph?

>>7768090
That's the sadest thing in the whole thread.
Flowers are yet so wonderful.

>>7766861

aids.

>>7768090

And I thought I was weird. My agoraphobia feels plebeian in comparison.

What was that one plant rape manga?
You know, that one?