/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7766341
That has to be one of the most weeaboo blogs out there.

Feels like it doesn't apply to me because I actually play them. But I suck.

>.jp
>English site
>obviously full weeaboo
>I am quoting my mind

>>7766360
Who are you quoting? Your mind is not a person.

>Elixir

Everyone here who's been on sys11 is dying from the irony right now.

Hahaha, sounds awfully like the pot calling the kettle black.

Feels like he is projecting

>>7766377
If personalities are people then so are minds.

>>7766377
I talk with him everyday.

Elixir collects figs, OSTs, hangs around Japanese news websites all day, is also really fat AND has never submitted a score on the hi-scores board.

>>7766403
>really fat

How do you know?

I have never seen a pic from him.

Hey, at least I tried playing all of them.
I'm just not autistic enough to waste time on practicing which could go into reading eroge.

>>7766408

He made a video of himself walking through an arcade and you could see his fatness in it.

>>7766408
>Just ordered 2 pizzas, ate 8 slices and wondered where the first pizza went. Etiran came over 15 mins ago with subs and I'm just like noooo

>>7766419
I think he uploaded a few, would you mind to post the actuall one?

Who give a shit.
Not your blog and not a site to advertise your blog.
Reported.
Go back to >>>/gaia/.

>How does it make you feel, /jp/?
It makes me want to send you back to /a/, which I'm going to do now.
>>>/a/

>It's filled with pasty white, angsty teenagers who actively participate in being subhuman. It's vile.
I'm 90% sure this was written by a woman.

>>7766341
Sounds like a person who spent an evening on /jp/ and got owned for lyfe.

It makes me feel indifferent really, after the hundredth victim, owning this hard isn't an event anymore.

>http://d.hatena.ne.jp

He is premium western otaku professional anime enthusiast because his blog is on a Japanese blog site.
Try to beat that, you blogger scum.

>>7766436
It is funny really considering that majority touhoufags are the gaia/youtube/shrinemaiden Cirno so kawaii XD variant.
/jp/ probably only makes up 1% touhou fanbase.

Keep up the good work /jp/ and lets keep owning these faggots.

>It's filled with pasty white, angsty teenagers who actively participate in being subhuman
Sounds like he is just pulling things from his ass.

>>7766474
That's what all the pizzas are for. Need to have a steady flow of shit coming.

>>7766341
Elixir is a pretty cool guy

What if I sometimes play the games but I'm mostly in it for the brilliant music?

How exactly should I feel? That's exactly how it is for the most part.

>>7766487
Then you're part-time secondary.

>>7766509
Meh, I'm fine with that.

Sometimes I really wished I could see the pictures of people saying things like that. Though I'd probably die of laughter so it's for the best I guess.

>>7766341
Great OP. Especially since, unlike you, I'm not the secondary weaboo fag who wrote that piece of shit.

You blog on a japanese site. Entirely in English. You can only play games in English. You are a fucking failure, and I hope that in the not too distant future you realise this and commit suicide.

>>7766403
> is also really fat

It says he is from NZ. Only fat people are from USA LOL

>>7766341
>I grinded MoF for 60 hours to get my 1cc Lunatic clear
Is this supposed to be a brag? 60 hours is a pretty long time spent finding the X button. This is said after heavily implying that SA and UFO were too hard for him so he gave up on them.
It's alright being a slow learner, but then it's incredibly inconsistent to then insult others with words like "subhuman"...
This guy is disgustingly full of himself, and he doesn't even really have a reason for it. It's got narcissism written all over the place.

>It's filled with pasty white, angsty teenagers

I'm black and I turn twenty two next month.

>one of these people even play the games

I've been playing Ten Desires whenever I can. Which is whenever I'm not playing Melty Blood or Dragon Quest 8.

>How does it make you feel, /jp/?

Makes me feel like he's a little bitch.

I object to only the teenager part

so I assume the person you're quoting is female?

I can guarantee you that Elixir is better then then all you here at video games...

>>7766769
>I can guarantee that I am Elixir

>>7766773
My IP says something else

>>7766769
How do you know, are you his boyfriend? Reported for being homosexual and gay.

>>7766778
So much asspain its not even funny.

He is a regular at a certain place.

>>7766792
>hurrr see me post and not say anything I'm so misteraus

>>7766769
>Implying I won't kufi smack that nigga in any game and take everything he owns leaving him crying on the street in the fetal position clutching at his man boobs because I took the bed sheet that was once a Lucky Star shirt.

>>7766797
Id rather not have more 2011 kiddies

jp status: butowned

>>7766341
Come on OP dont be such a pussy and link to Elixir be a man and go the way of Icycalm our lord and savior

Arcade games the only good games created everything else is guttertrash

http://insomnia.ac/commentary/arcade_culture/

>>7766807
The feeling is mutual, please leave

>>7766818
How about you stop bumping this thread
bro

>>7766769
I'm a subhuman OST arrange fan and Touhous are the only STG's I've played, and it took me 9 hours of total playtime to clear MoF Normal, Hard, Lunatic and Extra. It's quite understandable he's better than me if he playes several times as much.

I never actually see the shitty Touhou fanbase people cry about. Pretty much anyone I've ever encountered has at least played a couple of the games, and the people who haven't usually manage to not act like complete retards.

I guess if you don't intentionally look for it you don't find it.

>>7766813
>status
Wow, you seem wanting to get revenge the same way your own feelings were hurt previously.

>>7766824
You are a subhuman due to the fact that it took you 9 hours to beat a game with autobombing

>>7766705
>This guy is disgustingly full of himself, and he doesn't even really have a reason for it. It's got narcissism written all over the place.
It's a blog. What do you expect?

>>7766807
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=37268&start=60 ?

This is only true if you think /jp/ is the only touhou fanbase. If you go to japan you'd notice it's one of the most casual and easy going fan bases there.

>>7766822
I didn't bump it.

The person in the blog obviously came here from /a/ and tried to discuss idols, and then got analinvaded when his thread was saged, so he started shitposting on his own blog in protest.

>>7766769
>>7766776
>>7766792
>>7766807
>>7766822

Reported trolling,low quality posts and being an underage dick rider.

>Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases

>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

>If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained on this website, discontinue browsing immediately.

>>7766843
Wow, you're a faggot.

Guys, the joke is that Elixir describes himself perfectly, he consumes secondary media related to shooters and barely plays them himself. You can stop posting ITT now.

Time to misuse the quote function:
>SA scoring is absolutely retarded
>autocollect when grazing is absolutely retarded.

>UFO's scoring is something I really enjoyed,
>implying the flying UFOs were good

>hat Cirno game thing had patterns on Lunatic which were hard to the point where you were forced to use your icicle gimmick
>complaining about difficulty when playing on Lunatic
>complaining about having to use the game's main gimmick, on the hardest difficulty no less

>icle gimmick, and that Shoot the Bullet clone got maybe 5 minutes out of me. I'm not going to explain why I like Ten Desires so far, no doubt I'll drop it once I see someone's superplay which probably consists of safespot grazing and spellcard manipulation.
>I'll drop it when people who are better than me start exploiting the game.

What the fuck is this I don't even...
Also I really doubt this guy is as skilled as he makes himself to be, he's just jelly because his obscure shmup series became popular in late years.

Time to misuse the quote function:
>SA scoring is absolutely retarded
>implying autocollect when grazing is absolutely retarded.

>UFO's scoring is something I really enjoyed,
>implying the flying UFOs were good

>hat Cirno game thing had patterns on Lunatic which were hard to the point where you were forced to use your icicle gimmick
>complaining about difficulty when playing on Lunatic
>complaining about having to use the game's main gimmick, on the hardest difficulty no less

>I'm not going to explain why I like Ten Desires so far, no doubt I'll drop it once I see someone's superplay which probably consists of safespot grazing and spellcard manipulation.
>I'll drop it when people who are better than me start exploiting the game.

What the fuck is this I don't even...
Also I really doubt this guy is as skilled as he makes himself to be, he's just jelly because his obscure shmup series became popular in late years.

>>7766873
If you're going to delete your post and post again you could at least use sage. No point putting trolling garbage threads like this on the top of page one.

>>7766854
And you are clearly new.

Come back when your name says 2005 below it like mine.

>>7766880
Yeah and /jp/ existed in 2005 you are not fooling anyone
bro

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>>7766863
Based on his behaviour on the Shmups Forum I conclude he's incapable of intentional self-irony.

>Elixir
>Hates touhou secondaries,plays a bunch of vns, has tons of figs

He is /jp/

>>7766882
That was clearly lost on you

bump

>>7766888

He's capable of acting like a huge faggot and getting called out on it over and over again.

I actually agree with him, on Touhou being needed in 2004 because back then there were no good bullet hell games on pc. ZUN himself sort of admitted to that when he said his userbase had changed with TD.
Still, complaining about Touhou not having HD graphics is as bad as being one of the white kids who only enjoy sub-doujin products, like he himself said.

And if there were no need for touhou then people wouldn't still be discussing it.

Elixirsrandom posts>>2011 kiddies

>>7766899
Yep. And thus the joke isn't really a joke because the one saying it isn't aware.

>>7766890
HAHAHAH OH WOW
EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS SO MAD.

>>7766905
>'ppreciate
How do you even pronounce this?

>>7766815
Fucking masterpiece

>>7766908
The samefagging weeaboo blogger doesn't count as everyone, even if thinks that way himself

elixir hate, now even on /jp/

my day has been made

>>7766922
Fuck off Siren back to using system 11 as your personal blog

Keep shmupsforum off of /jp/.

>>7766929

I ain't him bro

>>7766940
Ok Treasurance

>>7766944

Keep guessing, you'll get it right eventually

>>7766951
Ok Bananamatic

ugly as HELL hairy mole troll thread

>>7766955
what the HELL fake me

>>7766960
shut theH ELL up
btw
>>7766955
*pic*

waht is going ON

What the fuck is a '2011 kiddy'?

>>7766981
some fag from 4chan that joins some forums and goes

LOLOLTROLLANXDXDXDXDXD EPIC LULZ PONIES XDXD

>>7766953

Keep trying. It's getting too close for comfort though.

>>7766981

Maybe that's a sign you should stop fucking around with forums.

>>7766815
That guy is great, though possibly autistic.
"That's what games writing has finally degenerated into, dear readers: strumpets with hairdos jumping up and down on Wii Fit boards."
Quote taken from his rant at http://insomnia.ac/commentary/cocksucking_videogameland/

>>7766998
He's too pussy to take criticism on his forum, though.

>>7766998

you could just replace all the articles with "FUCKING CASUALS" and no one would ever notice

>2011
>posting icycalm

Why do you keep making threads linking to some guy saying "boo hoo the 2hu fanbase sux" like we actually care about his opinion or think the Touhou fanbase is some sort of elite group of intellectuals?

>>7767025
I have a theory that it is Suigin who makes these threads, shitposts in them, to eventually at the end put on his trip and speak some wise words so we can all bow our heads in reverance to the wise and well-mannered Suigin.

>>7767063
This

argentina . suigin u cant lie to us

white lolololo

>>7767063
it's hilarious that you'd think those are "wise words"

>>7767080
it sure is compared to how he wrote few months back

>>7767091
hi guys
my name is suigin
i write like this
because im from argentina
i am 19 years
i play tuhuu on lunatic mode
with one hand
>argentina
>white

>/jp/

Filthy, Dumb, Secondaryfag Scum.

>>7767063
I'm also 400 different tripcodes that speak to themselves ironically to shit up /jp/.

lol @ all the angry subhumans

maybe one day you'll be as good at budget jap indie games with little girls in dresses as i am

There are so many things wrong with the site in the OP I don't even know where to begin.

Suigin's oldest post: http://archive.easymodo.net/jp?search_ord=new&search_tripcode=%21fKazami5bE&search_del=dontc
are&search_int=dontcare&task=search2&offset=4999

Fanfiction.

I know it's the weekend, but jesusfuckingchrist.

>>7767106
Oh God i knew it i KNEEEEEEW IT

yep look at this and tell me suigin isnt autistic

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/5352441#p5352456
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/5352441#p5352456
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/5352441#p5352456

Why are you guys getting mad about the OP link? Are you guys actually secondaries or something?