/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Imagine you are having terrible nightmare.

It's terrible, but it's terrible only to you and no other. It's a horror custom made for you by your own mind.

The content is not important, but the fear is.

When you wake, you wake in a room on a bed. It is your bed, but it is not your bed.

It is your room, but it is not your room.

With effort, you realize you have not awoken at all, but are still asleep and have dreamed of an awakening.

The question remains if you are to wake and be greeted with reality, should you get out of bed or go back to sleep.

You decide to do both, and you fall backward through the bed as the sheets envelop your body.

It's dark, but it's not dark.

You're awake, but you're not awake.

You are dead and being cremated.

As flames disintegrate your flesh, a scream echos through your mind but not does not escape your lips which, even if you could speak, have been glued shut.

You black out once more, and awaken at dawn. As the mingled ashes of bone and oak are scattered on a beach by the one you've left behind, you finally understand:

You are not the ashes of the man, you are the ashes of coffin.

You were not a man dreaming of life, but a tree dreaming you were a man.

This awakening, this epiphany... this is tanasinn.

>>7766528
>>7766531
lol so randum XD

>OP didnt report him for plagiarism
You have no room to talk.

My guess is you went about your business like a bitch.

>>7766534
don't disrespect Tanasinn bro.

>>7766536
Are you fucking serious? Why would I "report" plagiarism about glorious obscure VNs?

It's the perfect crime.

>>7766537
>bro
Get out.

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>>7766537
>don't disrespect Tanasinn bro.
I bet you post in dicksucking threads.

>>7766540
someone needs tanasinn in their life

>>7766545
>>7766540
>>7766534
I started to feel my connection to my body again, faintly, as if through a dark shrouded distant unreal dream, completely alien to me; my body started flexing back, my breathing built in intensity from very slow and very deep to hard, intense, forceful breaths, approaching hyperventilation, seemingly beyond my recognition to control rather than my ability. My body was alien. The physical realm was alien. I couldn't cope with it. I opened my eyes, I sat up sharply, I gasped. Everything seemed alien, but not because I didn't recognize things or people; it was as if I were seeing everything for what it _really_ was rather than how I perceived things as a human with human senses. Everything spoke to me on a different level. I started to panic, the physical realm was alien, my mind was alien, there was nothing of comfort, nothing I recognized as real and true as I'd always known them. I jumped up and accidently stepped on someone's foot. Empathy washed over me in waves, and I couldn't stop apologizing. The owner of the foot, took one look at me and gave me a hug, asked if I needed anything. Speech, words, ideas, I grasped for that part of my mind, struggled to communicate, fell into her eyes, her soul, saw her very inner being, felt her love and compassion wash over me.

I was tanasinn

>>7766541
Hi, are you the retard who did those oil paintings?

Enjoy being a faggot. Not to mention, you have the fashion sense of a blue dog.

>>7766539
This statement is at complete odds against the picture you posted illustrating your "face". So you are a moron on top of a bitch. So, stupid and weak, do you have any good traits?

>>7766552
Wow, way to judge me just because one or two things, you fucking liberal faggot. Next time I see your paintings, I'll just kick them until they become a unrecognizable mess.

OP is so visibly upset, that he needs to create a thread on our glorious board in an attempt to raise his self worth.
Come at me OP. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degrees by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.
Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.
You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.
Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

Cool story bro.

>>7766556
>Still to big of a bitch to report anyone for plagiarism.
>omega for life

>>7766557
FUCK YOU, I HATE FUCKING FAGGOTS LIKE YOU, YOU COULD'VE BEEN ORIGINAL AND DESIGNED YOUR OWN BULLSHIT INSTEAD OF DOING...WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WERE DOING BY TAKING CREDIT OF ALL THAT, YOU GOD DAMNED SHOWOFF.

I COULD BE MORE CREATIVE THAN SCUM LIKE YOU.

>>7766556
How you going to kick them when they're hitting you in the face, huh?

>>7766528
die

>>7766584
Why the picture?

>>7766607
becuz i fucked you're touhou

>>7766607
We need a reason to post prego Touhous? You must be the OP. GTFO bitch. We dont cater to Omegas around here.

>>7766613
>GTFO

Get the fuck out.

>>7766617
cry more(on /a/) nerd

>>7766624
Cry more on /b/.

>>7766607

>>7766613
>>7766633
This thread should not be depended on for posting anything worthwhile.

>>7766628
>>7766617

He was sarcastic, if you haven't noticed. Now go back to >>>/a/.

>browse /jp/
>see greentext thread
>OP pic is not Kurisu
>get up, go to local maid cafe instead
>phone rings, mail received
>it was from yesterday, from John Titor
>don't bother, proceed to maid cafe
>maid cafe, take a seat
>cute maid takes order
>tell her she's Mayuri
>but she's not
>rage so hard I became Daru-nyan
>dick is hard, is 13 inches
>lift up her skirt, see goodies
>she has a dick
>lose boner, get back home
>put my head inside the microwave
>be unconscious
>wake up, something's weird
>I AM a trap
>but then I am being fucked by Daru-nyan

>>7766645
Sure thing, samefag.

>>7766651
Signs of new /jp/ denizens:

-Appears constantly irritated, sometimes even enraged
-Tries to act as a board police, but fails
-Hates doubles
-Has a "waifu" and posts about it
-Part of sion botnet
-Will post greentext stories/blogs
-Incorrectly uses greentext, posts image macros, and spams board with /v/b/a/ "memes"
-Complains about established /jp/ content, usually Touhou
-Tends to overuse the terms "summer", "shitpost(er)", "newfag", and "samefag"
-On that note, they will almost invariably call two people who disagree with them "samefag"
-Thinks being gay, liking cocks, traps = cool
-Tries too hard to seem clever, but appears to be not
-Usually an immigrant or overstaying tourist from /a/ who tries too hard to fit in

tg;dr

>>7766662
So that means every tripfaggot like White Ren is new to /jp/. Thanks for the heads up, you're really "pro". Retard.

Yet Another Stupid Debate begins. May it end as quickly as it began.

>>7766673
>-Appears constantly irritated, sometimes even enraged
>-Tries to act as a board police, but fails
>-Tries too hard to seem clever, but appears to be not
>-Tends to overuse the terms "summer", "shitpost(er)", "newfag", and "samefag"
>-On that note, they will almost invariably call two people who disagree with them "samefag"

>>7766684
Well, you passed all that. How does it feel to be a raging child?

>>7766673
Why are you so mad idiot?

>>7766684
Who are you quoting?

Ignore, "/jp/ archives master" seriously its a kid who wants be recongised as a /jp/ authority with all the stupid arrogance "I'm the one who'll save /jp/".

He has revealed that he is underage in other posts with posting his personal information and not knowing what touhou is, and has come from /vp/.

Ignore the troll.

>>7766689
>>7766693
>>7766699
samefag

>>7766689
>>7766699
>>7766693

>>7766662
I don't like the people you described, But they are not new- they just don't know what they are doing and why is it wrong. (mostly).

nice hijack tough.

>>7766738
Get the fuck back to Poosh already.

>>7766743
funfact: the reason I spend less time on /jp/ is because I'm growing tired of touhou. I haven't been to poosh in months.

Lots of new tripfriends on /jp/ lately.
This one is from /vp/, you say? Let's give him some furries he loves so much, then.

>>7766749
And stop bumping shitty threads.

>>7766753
Yeah, my bad.

>>7766754
But...he's a namefaggot.

>>7766528
Some girl took a Bleach doujin here in Czech and repainted it so that Ichigo and Rukia had the traditional moravian dresses used for carnevals which are really supposed to be something like a mating feast.

Shit was surprisingly cash, though I don't think she had the copyrights. Wonder if I can find the linke again.

ASPERGERS

>>7766754
>>7766761

If tanasinn can't save /jp/, nothing ca∴∵∵

>>7766754
>This one is from /vp/, you say? Let's give him some furries he loves so much, then.
Let's not, let's just ignore him and he'll go away just like 90% of people that once browsed /jp/.

>>7766781
Nice one.

Whatever, try to troll /b/ with Rick Astley next.