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7763526 No.7763526 [Reply] [Original]

I still want to lick a Youmu. Does this make me a bad person?

>> No.7763533

Yes, it does. Youmu is not to be taited with sexuality.

>> No.7763535

>>7763526
the worst

>> No.7763543

youwillnever.jpg

>> No.7763545

Youmu is the purest Touhou
Or Lily

>> No.7763538

You'll get high.

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>>7763533
Doesn't have to be sexually, just a small taste.

>> No.7763541

Youmu is ugly.

>> No.7763550
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>>7763541
I think you meant to say "the best Touhou."

>> No.7763546
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No, OP! It's ok!

>> No.7763559
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>> No.7763564 [DELETED] 
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It's just Youmu. Not "a Youmu". There's only one.

>> No.7763569
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Upgraded your Youmu.

>> No.7763570
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You would make Youmu uncomfortable, Anon.

>> No.7763606

I never knew I had a fetish for Sarashi until I met Youmu.

>> No.7763625
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What does Youmu taste/smell like?

Somehow got the idea that she smells faintly of a mix between 80's toy slime and a freshly opened MtG booster.

>> No.7763635

>>7763625
Cherry blossoms.

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>>7763635

Thought Yuyuko was the one in the house who smelled like cherry blossoms. Maybe it's contagious.

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>>7763650
So if I lick a Youmu I'll smell like cherry blossoms too?

I'm okay with this.

>> No.7763667
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Rather curious since while I'm not sure about Asian ghosts, when Western ghosts do smell they tend to have either an undefineable "disturbing" scent, or a foul stench of rotten meat.
At least the latter definitely doesn't seem to apply to Youmu.

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I want to cross swords with a Youmu. Does this make me a bad person?

>> No.7763691
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As for the taste... if anyone knows a way to eat a ghost, please do tell.

>> No.7763700
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>>7763691
Don't make food out of ghosts.

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How do you kill a ghost?

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>>7763700

Apparently in Chinese folklore, if you bring certain ghosts into sunlight in a crowded place and spit on them, they turn into perfectly ordinary living fat goats.

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>>7763667
I think poor Orin canonically stinks of corpses, on that note.

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>> No.7763742
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While dumping pictures, weird thoughts come to your mind.
I'd love to see Youmu in high thights.

>> No.7763745
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One of my favourites.

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Like so?

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>>7763742
That isn't weird at all.

>> No.7763755
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I'd love to brush Youmu's fluffy hair in the morning.
As soon as she wakes up, I'd place her head on my lap and brush her hair neatly.

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I'd love to devote all my time just to see Youmu smile like that more.

>> No.7763769
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Every time I feel sad, I just open my Youmu folder and look at one of the pictures that show her smiling warmly like that. I forget about all problems instantly.

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>>7763762
Youmu's smile makes me content in life and cleanses me of perverted desires. I'll never fap again.

>> No.7763779
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I wonder what's her favourite time to do in free time.
What could be done to make her smile like that.

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>>7763769

Oh I wish I could get this attached to something.

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>>7763778
You'll do it anyway.
All that matters is that you think of her happily.
I believe that would make her happy too.

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>>7763708

Depends what sort of cosmology you go by.

If you go with the idea of immortal souls, ghosts are impossible to kill or otherwise destroy since they are the only permanent component of a living being. Getting rid of a ghost in that scenario depends on the possiblity of travel between different parts of the associated afterlife.
Or if you want to go with the parapsychological scenario, with ghosts being imprints that linger around after death, you simply have to be patient. In that scenario ghosts, although already dead, may indeed "die" and simply disappear, given enough time.
Or in the case of reincarnation, you got the idea of an immortal soul and a permanent consciousness that is entirely or partially "formatted" with each incarnation, creating a new person distinct from the previous.

Folklore and religion doesn't leave a lot of room open for destroying ghosts, but know there are a lot of methods in modern fiction. Especially in settings where souls are considered physically measurable.

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>>7763779
Protecting Lady Yuyuko.

>> No.7763798
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>>7763779
It's easy. You just have to believe, to trust, to bond.
I'm sorry, but it's hard for me to explain with words.
I just did that by spending a lot of time trying to understand her personality, her feelings, and imagining how she would behave in given situations. That's the best thing you can do.

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>>7763797
I'd love to help her, but I'm not much of a guardian.
I think she feels a bit lonely sometimes.
I'd love to be there to comfort her, to talk with her, to hear what she has to say.

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This thread feels more cheerful, that's nice. In truth, I have a desire to hug her and be an awesome friend. I don't know why.

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I'll be back in about 30 minutes.
Here's a smile to keep you warm until I come back.

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>>7763809
That's an odd choice of picture to go with that post.

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Obligatory.
http://video.niconico.com/watch/utLu1QNyiLA6w

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What a lewd body.

>> No.7763829
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Youmu is fucking cute!

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>>7763789

The last fictional part is usually way out in the GRIMDARK side of the spectrum, but are a good deal of tongue-in-cheek or outright hilarious examples as well. Such as Freddy Milton's various settings where the souls of the recently deceased are personally flown by dragons in spaceships to a chaotic and overburdened afterlife to await reincarnation. Souls from earth in particular are lost all the time due to "sigma radiation" as the financially challenged celestial bureaucracy has no plans of investing in environmentally friendly engines on low-priority routes.

Still not quite as screwed up as the afterlives of various major world religions, I guess.

>> No.7763863

>>7763829
Youmu is as much of a ditz as Sakuya is.

>> No.7763870

>>7763861
Funny. According to ZUN, Hell has financial issues to because humans are assholes.

>> No.7763868

>>7763779
Gardening, duh. How can you love her and not know this?

>> No.7763879
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Ton Cha Chaka-Cha

>> No.7763882

>>7763879
This set was adorable.

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Okay, I'm back but I'll be going to sleep now. Thank you all, you are good people.
>>7763868
I know that she loves gardening, but I don't think you can really do gardening all day, every day. There has to be something else.
Until tommorow (I hope), good night! May her smile keep you warm!

>> No.7763905
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Youmu! <3

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>>7763870

Indeed, was the reason I picked Milton's as an example. The settings share the idea of afterlives that find their day-to-day running overwhelmed simply by people doing idiotic things, and having to resort to drastic measures to make ends meet.

At least in Touhou there's no wonder so many ghosts stay up top. Just in case, you probably don't want to risk ending up in any of the outsourced parts of hell.

>> No.7763930

And here we have Helen discussing Touhou plot again. Fucking secondaries.

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>>7763930

>> No.7763952

>>7763905
>google translate あけおまー
>"You opened your Library"
>bing translate
>"Punching and hitting the Pocket"
That's reasonable.

>> No.7763956
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Why is there a total of five pictures of konpaku_youmu+gardening on the Boorus?

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>>7763879
Oh! Gentleman!

>> No.7763964
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Curiously enough, both settings also have a ghostly gardener who keeps things in order in a secluded part of the afterlife, answers only directly to a higher power, and generally serves as the voice of reason in the house.

Although unless you have a thing for dragons, Youmu is vastly preferable.

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>>7763825
Those comments...

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>>7763956
Search pixiv for 妖夢 庭師

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>>7763964
Hakugyokoro is the final resting place for poets, thinkers, philosophers and scientists. This is afterlife VIP we are talking about.

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Back on track, still curious what a ghost would taste like. The part about goat meat seems horrendously out of place around Youmu.

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>> No.7763992

>>7763986
Well I'm assuming a ghost would taste like air.

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>>7763983
That mostly gives plants that just happen to be in the picture though, rather than Youmu actually doing gardening.

And this picture, which I can't figure out. Why is she wearing formal wear in a tree?

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>>7763956
Why is there a total of 0 pictures of Youmu driving an old Toyota pickup at 10 below the speed limit in the fast lane with various landscaping implements in the bed while listening to mariachi music?

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>>7763993
Must have been a bad party.

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>>7763996
Because they only have a fire truck, of course.

>> No.7764002

>>7763993
It's a classy tree

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>>7763996
Yeah. Fucking boorus.

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>>7763996
Because they only have a crane truck, of course.

Yeah so I forgot it wasn't a fire truck... ;_;

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Would you drive this car?

>> No.7764029

>>7764024
Yes, but mainly because I don't have a car.

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>>7764024
I'd rather drive that one car.

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>> No.7764063

>>7764024

I wonder how much a detail job like that would cost.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nekADCAC70g
Since when does Youmu cackle?

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>>7764084
That was a lot better than expected, despite the Youmucackle.

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>>7764035

>> No.7764341

>>7764164

Whats up with those wheels?

>> No.7764556

>>7764084
>This video has been removed by the user.
>Sorry about that.
Dammit.

>> No.7764572

>>7764556
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15339992
here you go.

>> No.7764740

>>7763526
God damn it that ghost ass

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>>7764856
awww

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I'd go to the beach with Youmu. Maybe then she wouldn't be as pale as a ghost

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>>7764164

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>>7764879
Good god, her left leg...

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>>7763879
I'd like to don-don her chaka-chaka.

>>7763825
Wrong obligatory video, dood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfJ37G2_l9w

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>>7764879
SEXY!!!!!

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Go!

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>> No.7771636

>>7771630
The classic.

>> No.7771648

Youmu is my shining star.

>> No.7771876

it would make you a bad person if you wouldn't want to lick her

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>>7765698
Such a cute artstyle

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Such focus--!

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Please, anonymous...don't...!

>> No.7773798

>>7763526
That Youmu looks a little too much like a boy... not that I wouldn't fuck a boy Youmu either.

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>>7773798
>too much like a boy
Ain't no such thing.


>RRZZZZUSA
wut

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Delicious semi-official Youmu thigh

>> No.7773855

I hate making requests, but I'm looking for a specific image. Its a distorted drawing of Youmu's face. One of these icons were made for many other touhous, they are all drawn the same style, and have a noteable fang in each touhous grin. I didn't want to make a thread for it, so I figured the Youmu thread would be the place to ask. Any help would be greatly appreciated, such as the name for this style of image, if you don't have a Youmu version on hand.

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What would you do if you found Youmu buried in snow on your doorstep?

>> No.7773865

>>7773856
I'd write her name on the snow that's burying her of course.

>> No.7773868
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>>7773855
Ohayou.

>> No.7773866

>>7763550
I like this Youmu.

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>>7773855
This style?

>> No.7773878

>>7773856
Crawl into the snow with her to keep her warm.

>> No.7773880

>>7773868
>>7773871

Exactly. Thank you so much.

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>>7773855
Nah man, Ohayou threads are great. /40/ has one everyday.

>> No.7773998

>>7773856
Gag her and bury her even more. Come back a few weeks later to check on my Youmu popsicle.

>> No.7774014

>>7773998
So cruel!
...continue.

>> No.7774049

>>7773998
You'd have to use a lot of snow. As is she's just uncomfortable, but potentially freezing to death would be enough motivation to wriggle out of quite a bit of snow.

>> No.7775033

Youmu is best Touhou

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>>7773856
I'd do the proper thing: feel her up under the pretense of digging her out.

>> No.7775381

>>7763526

and i want to lick myon.

>> No.7775574 [DELETED] 

I hate Youmu

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>>7775266
...but you'll still dig her out, right? You won't leave her to freeze to death like the other guys, right?

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>>7775585
Of course not. I'd get her out and then let her use my bath to warm up.

>> No.7775616

>>7763526
I want to wear Youmu's panties.

>> No.7775621 [DELETED] 

>>7775609
Wouldn't that be uncomfortable having a fat man's penis poking you in the back.

>> No.7775622
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7775622

Isn't Youmu supposed to be cool to the touch.

>> No.7775633

>>7775630
yeah I like the ribbon too

>> No.7775630

Three faps so far to the picture in the OP.

>> No.7775656
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7775656

>>7775622
Not cold, cool. She's not as warm as regular humans, but she's not freezing.

>> No.7775660
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>>7775656
My god I can't read.

>> No.7775677
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7775677

>>7775381
Who doesn't?

>> No.7775682
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7775682

>this thread

>> No.7775696
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7775696

>> No.7775724
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7775724

You can only have Youmu if you pay with pockys.

>> No.7775725

>>7775696
This image claims that Youmu wants to know men.

If you ask me, it is probably the biblical approach of the word "know".

>> No.7775728

>>7775725
The text says that she already knows men, but wants to "know them more". I know her every night.

>> No.7775791
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7775791

>>7775728
Slutty Youmu is the worst.

>> No.7775795
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>>7775791

I know what you mean. It's just one of those things that doesn't work.

>> No.7775857 [DELETED] 
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7775857

I've fapped to this countless times.

>> No.7775875

>>7775857
Why is Lady Yuyuko such a pervert?

>> No.7775872
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7775872

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUMU

NIAR TI EKAM

>> No.7775883
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7775883

>>7775872
No.

>> No.7775914
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>>7775857
I've never even seen it. Thanks!

By the way, I'm
>>7763778
Comiket ruined me ;_;

>> No.7775936
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7775936

>>7775914

>> No.7775947
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>>7775936
I know. But I can change, as long as I believe in myself, and Youmu believes in me.

>> No.7775951
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7775951

>>7775947

>> No.7775957 [DELETED] 
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>>7775951
Just kidding, I'm going to think lewd things about Youmu all day long.

>> No.7775961

>>7773825
Would Boy Youmu fucking Girl Youmu count as incest?

>> No.7775963
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7775963

>>7775957

>> No.7775966
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>>7775957

So much for the whole believing in yourself thing. Whatever, I won't fall.

>> No.7775968
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7775968

>>7775957

>> No.7775971 [DELETED] 

>>7775961
This has been discussed to death, and no. It counts as masturbation.

>> No.7775981
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7775981

>>7775966
That's a differentfag, actually.

>> No.7775985
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>>7775981

Disregard that then. But that doesn't change my determination.

>> No.7776145
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7776145

You receive this in the mail. What will you do, anonymous?

>> No.7776148

>>7776145
search youmu

>> No.7776150

>>7776145
I call Fedex and calmly, but confidently, inquire why I received a little girl and not my computer components.

>> No.7776151

>>7776145
Untie those ropes and put them on myself.

>> No.7776154

>>7776145
Looks painful. I'd untie her and ask her how that happened in the first place.

After tasting her lewdly of course

>> No.7776159 [DELETED] 

>>7776145
Hang her from my ceiling of course.

>> No.7776169

>>7776145
Call Yuyuko to let her know everything arrived ok.

>> No.7776172
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7776172

>>7776159
How so?

>> No.7776185 [DELETED] 

>>7776172
That looks perfect.

>> No.7776213
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7776213

>>7776185
Are you sure? There are many, many ways you can hang people from ceilings.

>> No.7777158

Why does Youmu look so good in bondage? I want her to be happy, but the image of her all tied up against her will...ugh...

>> No.7777438
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7777438

Why does Youmu look so good in a school swimsuit? I find them repulsive and/or boring on other characters, but Youmu makes them look excellent.

>> No.7777470
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7777470

>>7777158
She likes being tied up. Check out the tears of joy.

>> No.7777475
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7777475

>>7777438
I already love Sukumizu, but with Youmu is like glory.

>> No.7777477

>>7777470
Those are pretty clearly tears of embarrassment and fear, anonymous. Maybe some despair.

>> No.7777479

>>7777158
Embarrassed Youmu emits a memetic signal that causes the body to produce a substance similar to heroin.

>> No.7777481

>>7777438
You'll like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMYZdOyvZ3k
(Touhou EWI)

>> No.7777483

>>7777479

I dunno, I don't like seeing her like that. I just want to see her smile.

>> No.7777490
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7777490

>>7777483
How does this picture make you feel? Keep in mind that she's smiling underneath the gag.

>> No.7777493
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7777493

>>7777475
Did somebody say sukumizu?

>> No.7777500

>>7777158
I don't know. Youmu and Satori and a couple others just have this high abusability score.

>> No.7777507
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7777507

>>7777481
That was indeed nice. Youmu bouncing on the stairs was adorable.
I strongly disprove of Yuyuko eating Mystia, though.

>> No.7777515

>>7777490
Oh please, that hardly counts. It's called tickle TORTURE for a reason.

>> No.7777519

>>7777481
Dancing Myon was adorable

>> No.7777527
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7777527

>>7777519
I just noticed that.
I am so happy now.

>> No.7777632

>>7777490

I don't like anything forced. It has to be a natural smile.

>> No.7778007
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7778007

Does Youmu like cats?

>> No.7778048
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7778048

youmu doesn't make a very good sadist; but it's cute so it's fine

>> No.7778117
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7778117

>>7778007
She prefers rabbits

>> No.7778188
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7778188

>>7778117
Are you sure?

>> No.7778211
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7778211

>>7778188
Pretty sure.

>> No.7778265
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7778265

I heard she likes moons more than cats and rabbits.

>> No.7778294 [SPOILER] 
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7778294

>>7778265
It's debatable.

Oh man, has the second one been scanlated, by the way?

>> No.7778331

>>7778211
We need more evidences

>> No.7778341

>>7775682
Alright, I'm just going to ask.
What's this Image from?

>> No.7778353
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7778353

>>7778341

>> No.7778376

>>7778353
Koumajou Densetsu? Alright, Thanks very much

>> No.7778433
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7778433

>>7778341

>> No.7778442

>>7778433
Youmust be joking.

>> No.7778453
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7778453

>>7778442

>> No.7778629

>>7777490
This is an awesome idea and deserves to be used more by better artists.

>> No.7778653
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7778653

>>7778629
what, harassing myon?

>> No.7778669
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>> No.7778736

>>7778653
Partially. I mean heavily, heavily restraining Youmu and doing things to Myon.

>> No.7778752
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7778752

>>7778736

>> No.7778783

>>7778752
Did you say something, Youmu? Ha, no, I guess not. You can't really talk when you're encased tightly in concrete. I don't think you can really move your mouth enough to talk through that little air hole. Or move any part of you at all, really, besides your lungs and stuff.
...well, back to tickling Myon. Should really get a machine for this.

>> No.7778843
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7778843

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iZRVnF-Fwo

I just love to hear her voice.

>> No.7778846
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>> No.7779905 [DELETED] 
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>> No.7779918
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7779918

It's hard being a gardener.

>> No.7779931 [DELETED] 

>>7778843
Who's voice?

>> No.7779939
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7779939

>>7779931
Youmu's. Or rather, the voice of anyone who can do a good Youmu.

>> No.7780136
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7780136

Would you do this to Youmu?

>> No.7780159
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7780159

>>7780136

Not if you are smarter and more considerate than an anteater. Which you undoubtedly are. Anteaters are dumb as hell.

No offense to anteaters, of course. It's all part of their survival strategy. They could potentially be decently smart, but they keep their brains running on minimal output to conserve energy. You can't afford to be a big spender when you are big as a newfoundland and yet eat nothing but termites.

>> No.7780170
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7780170

>>7780159
Termites and Ants are actually loaded with energy as far as foodstuffs go.

>> No.7780182
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7780182

>>7780170

Also, when you are a natural born kung fu and sleep 23 hours a day.

>> No.7780203

Would like to request Youmu's I'm a girl of course i like dicks image and source if possible

>> No.7780222
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7780222

>>7780203

No source, but here it is.

>> No.7780232

>>7780136

Puncturing her eardrum didn't wake Youmu up? She sleeps like a corpse.

>> No.7780234

>>7780182
plus you come equipped with the standard 4 headed penis. Being an anteater ain't all bad

>> No.7780239

>>7780182

As cool as this pic is, that goddamn poofy shit at the end of her hilt looks like ass.

>> No.7780261
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>> No.7780283

>>7780136
>straight through the eardrum, and by the looks of it the tongue has also broken the stapes bone
Do you sick fucks have any idea of the unbearable agony this would put her through?

>> No.7780292
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7780292

>>7778442
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/935295/cow-diary-finnish-konpaku_youmu-konpaku_youmu_-gho

>> No.7780297
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7780297

>>7780292
the ever growing list of things she can't cut

>> No.7780300
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7780300

So soft and bushy

>> No.7780307

I want to put Youmu in diapers and watch her waddle around in them.

>> No.7780312
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7780312

>>7780300
I enjoy fortress' designs

>> No.7780328
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7780328

>>7780232

No, she sleeps like a half-corpse

>> No.7780356

>>7780292

That made me laugh terribly loud.

>> No.7780398

>>7780307
You sick fuck.

Me too.

>> No.7780542
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7780542

>>7780356
This guy is amazing.

>> No.7780553

>>7780542
What does it say?

>> No.7780560

>>7780553

Nothing important. The joke is that she makes a snot bubble out of myon.

>> No.7780564

>>7780553
Morning Youmu~!
Early bird catches the worm. (finnish saying, if you get up early you get stuff done)
And makes breakfast.

Third panel, Yuyuko is trying not to laugh out loud.

Fourth... I think you can get that one.

>> No.7780572

>>7780564
Thanks.

>> No.7781087

>>7780261
I think this is the only comic that ever made me laugh out loud (when I first saw it).

>> No.7781244

>>7780312
Why is Satori randomly there? Not like I'm complaining though.

>> No.7781286

>>7781244
Sakuya is there too. It probably has to do with the comic.

>> No.7781294

>>7781286
I was hoping that was a Youmu in maid attire.

Ah well.

>> No.7781297

>>7781286
I'm looking forward to her appearance. The artist has done awesome things with every Touhou he's used.

>> No.7781344

>>7780222
why is Youmu such a slut?

http://exhentai.org/s/42fe5e25bb/252740-25

>> No.7781348

>>7781344
There's no slutty behavior in the page you linked.

>> No.7781478

>>7781348
Being happy about getting raped isn't slutty?

>> No.7781496

>>7781478
She's not glad she was raped, she's glad that the semen was from such a nice person and not an evil rapist.

>> No.7782737

>>7781496
Girls who aren't sluts don't react that way to rape.

>> No.7782740

>>7782737
Men also don't cum in volumes measured in liters, the artist didn't want to make a traumatic rape doujin.

>> No.7782748

>>7782740
Then he shouldn't have put in rape in the first place. Rape is traumatic to anyone who isn't a slut.

>> No.7782752

>>7782737
She's trying to look on the bright side.
Why are you trying to apply real-world logic to a porn doujin?

>> No.7782785

>>7782752
Because I don't want sluts who enjoy rape in my porn comics.

>> No.7782794

I want OP's Youmu to give me fellatio.

>> No.7782911

>>7780564
>Early bird catches the worm. (finnish saying, if you get up early you get stuff done)
It may have originated as an English saying, and the metaphor exists in modern-day English too. In any case, thanks for translating.
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/127000.html

>> No.7783015
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>>7764035

>> No.7783630 [DELETED] 
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>> No.7783658

>>7782785
I'd normally relate to that, but if a slightly unrealistic reaction is all it take for you to consider the girl a slut, I can't.

>> No.7787418
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>> No.7791407

>>7778265
If that's the case, then.why >>7771630 ?

>> No.7791841
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7791841

Youmufags sure are persistent.

>> No.7792069
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7792069

>>7791841
Devoted, you mean.

>> No.7792211

>>7792069
Maybe.

>> No.7793587 [DELETED] 

>>7764341
It's hellaflush bro
it's jdm tyte yo
offset is everything

http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1680&bih=866&q=hellafl
ush&gbv=2&oq=hellaflush&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=1657l2856l0l304
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