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She'd be my personal meathole.

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Living, breathing onahole.

I would show her what true love is like.

>>7758488
>>7758500

So fuck.

I've been looking for the doujin in OP's pic for a long time. Has anybody got a source?

>if you are in an upper class family and had a personal maid of similar age
I don't think that could happen. Todays maids are mostly widowed house at the age of 40.

If you DID infact grow up and live with a personal maid in an upper class family all your life you would have a much different perspective on things than you do now so it's highly unlikely that you would treat her as anything other than an employee.

keep on dreaming, though.

I don't like people in my lair.
I guess I'd cause trouble for the employees.

>>7758528
lets say your adopted parent's clan wiped out the maid's family and now she is forced to live her life as your maid.
Consider OP's post now.

>>7758528
OP mean an anime-type setting, if you haven't got it yet.

>>7758521

A Maid's School Festival - Akari Tsutsumi

>>7758539
>>7758545
Height of intelligence these two posts.

Why the fuck won't you just say "consider it possible" at the very least.

Whether or not you're in an anime-type setting has no significance unless you define the fucking environment, else it defaults.

I would be socially awkward and ask her not to touch my things

>>7758539
I would steal a lot of money from my evil parents and then break out with the girl. After we are free she will surely left me alone. And take all my money...

I think OP watches too much anime and plays too many VNs.

Your maid probably would be either 40 years old lady or 30 years old male who is always angry about everything (bigger chance in rural areas).

Also if you would call them "maid" they would either laugh at you or thank you for cooperation and tell you to search for next worker.

I remember a long time ago there was a British anon who was actually from an old money family. His family constantly treat him like shit and he's close to one of the maids who's a few years older. And after one particular bad night she came to his room and tried to cheer him up and ended up pleasuring him with her mouth.

Shit was hot and dawwwwww

I'm poor as hell and have nothing to wash.

>>7758568
that was me and i made the whole thing up

>>7758584
You live naked and sleep on the floor?

>>7758568
I think I remember that post from last year actually.

>>7758563
Also what kind of "upper class" ?

I remember my family had maid for as cheap as around 20 Euro/h. (at least I remember from when I asked them).

Doesn't look like serious thread at all. 2/10 for trying.

I would slowly manipulate her over time into raping me.

>>7758599
You're kind of an idiot.

>>7758689
You're just now figuring that out?

>>7758689
And you are kind of autistic if you don't understand joke.

>>7758563
Get that foolish reality out of my /jp/, This is a fantazy zone only.

If you can live in fantasy then you just don't belong here!

I might try to romance her, but since it's her job to be pleasant and polite it'd really just be taking advantage of her.

Real maids aren't cute. If by some miracle she was good looking and around my age then I'd feel bad for her. If she was my age and never went to school or had friends and just spent her entire time cleaning after my family for money then it'd worsen our relationships. 2D maids give you something more. They give you loyalty and love.

If by some act of god she was beautiful, my age, loyal, and loved me then I would have anxiety every time she was around. I would hide all my dirty stuff and always be dressed up. It'd be too much of a hassle.

I'd probably treat her coldly at first, but I would try my absolute best and get on friendler terms with her and stuff to make her feel happy.

And since I am pretty much unable to do stuff on my own, I woudl possibly let the maid do "everything" for me. That's if it doesn't bother her that is... but I was under the impression that a maid does everything for you.

Point and case, maids like kohaku and hisui don't happen.
Even if you consider that they're form a game in a fantasy setting its still unusual because one can't clean without breaking shit and the other can't make the simplest of foods, even a sandwich.

fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck.

>>7758483

I'd treat her like a maid.
I'd let her do her job since that's what she gets paid for.
I'd let her romance me.

>>7758483
I'd probably ignore her most of the time and let her do whatever I don't feel like doing without concern about her.
Also, you don't have to be in an upper class family to have a hausemaid.

>>7758483
Chances are I'd be cold to her, making her do the standard chores such as cleaning my room and washing my clothes and making me food.
Yeah, she'd be like a young mother to me, and as such I'd probably be annoyed and act like an ass if she tried to talk with me, so we'd keep it professional and ignore each other.
Of course if something happend that broke that wall then I really have no idea, though man is an animal and without bounds it's thought only points to one direction.

>>7758817
you're cool