/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The former. Easily.

The money, easily.

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My favorite touhou is part of the Old Maiden Alliance. Even if I have to work hard, I know she would have me covered if my life goes to shit. And I know I would be happy with her.

>>7756148
Gensokyo + Rinnosuke + me as NEET playing WoW.

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>>7756151
>>7756153

I cannot even begin to fathom taking the money, and the people who do are seriously maximum retarded.

Billion dollars, and make more money with proper investment. Once I have a few billion dollars and a continuous flow of finance, hire a team of researchers to discover the entrance of the Border. Build a private entry for myself, and live in Gensokyo until I feel the need for outside technology.

I'll take what's in the mystery box. If there's no mystery box, I'll take the touhou.

I'll take making love to my favourite touhou even if I'm terrible at doing manual labour.

>>7756182
Let's see here, you help people close to you with the money.
You disappear completely from the world and only help yourself in the latter choice.

The money since my beloved isn't from Touhou.

>>7756213

Not him, but there's no one really close to me, or at least that would mind terribly if I disappeared. Anyway, for me it would definitely be the second choice.

>>7756213
[x] i disappear completely from the world and it helps people close to me

Not even a contest, for a very simple reason - in Gensokyo, there are ways to extend my lifespan past the usual human life expectancy.

Get the money and live forever as a NEET.
Once the forever ends, I could just kill myself and go to Gensokyo anyway.

How about inheriting a billion dollars from an old touhou?

>>7756195
I also forgot to add that whatever could you do with 1 billion pounds? Sure I could buy things easily with it... but in the end, it's just not important to me so it's something I couldn't attempt taking.

So while accepting the money could possibly help you live an easy life, I'd rather take the second option (which I said earlier) as money isn't important to me.

Guys, remember, no matter how much of an ugly fat nerd you are, with a billion dollars 3d is going to be jumping on your cock left and right.

Define manual labor.

>>7756252
>with a billion dollars 3d is going to be jumping on your cock left and right.

And this is why I wouldn't want to take the money. I don't want a whore infested with AIDS lusting after me.

>>7756252
All things burn. Even that large pile of money. Some touhous are resistant to flame though.

>>7756272
That's why I wouldn't take it.

I know a few members of my family would take up the chance to recieve that kind of money... and at first, I have to admit so would I. But with a lot of money being given to you, it's difficult on "what" to spend it on. That and the fact you could lose interest with it all.

So I'll take my manual labour while I can make love to my favourite Touhou. Only best choice there is.

>>7756148

I would go to Gensokyo, all in the money in the world could not buy the love and body of a Touhou.

>>7756272
she's so... perfect...

Fuck it, option 2. I'm fucking her daily.

Money.

I don't have a touhou waifu. I do have no money, no income and many figs to buy. I'm pretty sure with 3 billion I can escape reality for quite some time.

Or /jp/ mansion. Yeah, /jp/ mansion.

That's not even a question.

I'm not sure how living at SDM would be hard or rustic but, I'll take it over money.

Plus, there so many ways to live forever in Gensokyo, not so much in reality.

>>7756257
Working in the rice fields, digging trenches, logging. All without any modern machinery obviously.

Money. Money. My Touhou isn't worth easy money.

>>7756195
>>7756242
>>7756262
>>7756278
Actually, on second thoughts - I think I should take back what I said since in the end, my loved one isn't a touhou and after reading this thread again for a 2nd time, it would be stupid as hell.

But I still wouldn't take the money (no matter "how" poor I am).

>>7756298
Hmm..

Are you Mother Theresa?

Last easily, as long as i make a decent living and live with the people i love why would i care about money?

Hey. I could just eat Mokou's organs and become immortal.

And then do manual labor and fuck her every night FOREVER.

But then I would start getting bored of it.

Well, fuck.

It's still better.

>>7756299
i.e. things that 99% of the people on /jp/ wouldn't be able to do for more than 30 minutes before giving up and breaking down

>>7756304
If I was, I'd be making a miracle wouldn't I?

Option 2 would be nice (if my loved one was a Touhou), I've always wanted to work a hard life as being a NEET is so bloody annoying.

>>7756307
....

Perfect

>>7756308
Hey, I was in the army a few years ago. Also, you get used to it. Most of /jp/ is still relatively young, maybe they wouldn't be able to keep up in the beginning, but they would manage once they lose weight and become more fit.

A billion dollars is like twenty euros going by current exchange rates so I'll go with Gensokyo, thanks.

only if she loves me back

becoming an immortal vampire sure sounds great, but since she owns a whole mansion i don't think there is much labor to do

>>7756299
Oh. Hm...that's much more manual than I'm capable of...
Maybe we could work something out?

>>7756342
>mansion
>i don't think there is much labor to do
Were you raised in a trailer or something?

>>7756342
Still doing manual labor though, of some sort, be it tending to a man's chores or whatnot.

But you'll be the master's secret slave at night, keeping your activities secret from the head maid and all the others in the SDM.

>>7756310 <--- here.

>>7756299
I'm not going to lie to you or anything, but with the current state I am in, I probably wouldn't last 5 minutes doing that. Hell, just attempting to do most of that stuff would not only kill me, but it'd also tire me out greatly and my muscles would possibly hurt like hell. But I would still do it regardless. It may be hell... but I'd like to shape up and do something at least.

>>7756342
What makes you think she'll let you not do anything at all?

>>7756349
Don't you know that things like windows cleans themselves, floors clean and wax themselves, walls repaint themselves, furniture polishes itself, clothes,make, mend and wash themselves and so on?

Do I become a little girl with a frilly dress and cute hat? Can I fly and shoot great numbers of colorful bullets like every Gensokyo resident including the village humans?

>>7756148
The first one because I had a friend who that happened too. Bastard went out and bought a damn mustang right after. Havn't seen that him in a while.

I'm not ambitious enough to need money.
may as well give the love thing a try

>>7756349

but the fairy maids do the cleaning and cooking

One ticket to Gensokyo OP, please.

The money. Fuck I'll hire girls to dress up as fairy maids.

ITT: Normalfags

>>7756402
The very thought of being a "normalfag" makes me want to hang myself.

>>7756372
If thats the little nigger with the electric purple stang and the bro u mad license plate.

Bro I am mad.

Let's go to Gensokyo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0

Too frail for manual labor.

Unless it involves cooking at the SDM, i'm fucked. I'll take the billion and genetically modify little girls to grow hats.

>or to live a hard, rustic life in Gensokyo doing manual labor by day and making love to your favorite touhou at night?

This.

There's nothing wrong in going back to the good old days and you get companions all of whom have super powers and play danmaku all day. Typical life of a TOuhou is tea, sake, danmaku, cherry blossom watching and moon watching. That shit is like paradise.

The only real problem I have is that I'm black and I don't speak the language. People may think I'm a demon. Which is cool and all until Reimu exterminates you if you want to sell your produce.

>>7756406
Dear god no. He is the one that trapped me here in /jp/ in the first place, he knows better then to have stupid shit like "umad" on stuff of his in public. He's been around here for a long time.

The money would be great, but living a simple life of labour and starting a family with my most loved touhou? Priceless.

>>7756461
Arc, is that you?

>>7756461
Hmmm...maybe the belief that you're a demon would turn you into one.

>>7756453
>Cook for the SDM.

You are aware, of course, that those dishes are made from human beings, right?

>>7756148
Only a billion dollars? If you offered me a gazillion, I'd accept. Heck, I'd make Gensokyo if I had a gazillion dollars. Without the whole labor part.

Not that I mind labor, mind you.

Would we become a Touhou if we went to the Gensokyo? Because if not, I don't know.

Choose between enough money to neet your whole life out or become a normal?
Well, unless being with my tohos means I too become 2d, I'd choose the money.

>>7756522
You wouldn't, at least not in the sense that you'd become a female with a silly hat and magical powers.

mfw when no one on /jp/ would become batman.

I'll take the money. Despite popular belief, money can indeed buy happiness.

>>7756540
Bruce Wayne would trade it all for a night with a touhou.

I'd have to go for 1.
My waifu isn't a touhou.
Can my waifu and I live in Gensokyo and make love every night?

Give me that fucking money. Forget Touhou, they can get fucked!

>>7756148
Even if it was a thousand dollars, I'd still take the money.

For me, this depends on my evolutionary prospects.

Are half-youkai fertile with humans or other youkai?

>>7756548
No, but you can pick a touhou that resembles your waifu the most.

The money.

It can't buy me love, but it can buy me hookers who'll dress up like my favorite touhoues.

I'm not an autist who lives and breathes touhou like most of you, yet I'd seriously consider the second option. Ultimately what really matters is to have a fulfilling, meaningful and happy life. Money *can* give you that, along with a bunch of new problems, whereas door number 2 seems to more or less guarantee it.

How is the "Everybody is gay in Gensokyo" problem resolved, though? I don't want to turn into a loli.

>>7756558
Bruce Wayne already made it with immortal princess assassin touhou, amazonian goddess touhou, Thieving kemonomimi touhou, plant touhou, psychologist touhou, I can keep going.

>>7756570
Guess I'm sticking with the money then.
A good dakimakura will look as much like my waifu as any touhou.
None of them even have the right eye color.

>>7756566

>>7756540
Why the hell would I want to do that?

I have half autism... but even I wouldn't want to live a simple life (even though I possibly would). I don't want a become a burden again.

>>7756536
How about just the magical powers?

>>7756461
It's a magical version of Japan circa 1884, with a few technological marvels.

You gonna get attacked/shot on sight, nigga.

>>7756582
Batshit, insane bitches =/= touhous

I don't think anyone would chose a land full of sluts over 1 billion dollars.

They'd have to be sick in the head. You can easily just buy a land of sluts.

If you don't take the money you are retarded.

- Take the money
- Invest in dimensional portal research
- Visit Gensokyo whenever you feel like while still having some money

>>7756622
Dimensional Portals are never a good idea. One mistake and you can accidentally let loose a bunch of hungry super hero zombies.

>>7756622

but they won't love you. It's about the love anon

>>7756613
To some extent it's a question of semantics. OP says "making love", not fucking some cosplaying whore actresss. True love in a fantastic, literally magical wonderland where the normal rules of reality don't apply isn't something that money can buy. Also if your waifu is a powerful youkai, or has influence with one, she can probably make you immortal.

>>7756613
No, fuck you.

No amount of money can give you the opportunity to mate with an immortal supernatural being here in the real world.

>Take the money
>None of you have had a single bit of frugal training. The higher classes would bleed you like a stuck pig in months to a mere year.

>Live hard labor but love your Touhou
>Most of you aren't fit enough, even those who exercise like champs, to endure the hard life of labor just to possibly make the year's survival with food.
>Not to mention the diseases would be deadlier and Eirin has no interest in healing your asses whatsoever.
>mfw you get a week to maybe a month with your Touhou before your body gives out/you succumb to Japanese AIDS/you become a midnight snack to a wandering youkai because you never have time for lrn2danmaku as you're too busy being a touhou's plaything.

The former.
Use it to actually fund my education and secure an easy 4/6 years of study.
Then get an actual job, invest the money properly, and live like a high class faggot.
Retire at an early age having everything I could possibly want in the world.
Including love.

>>7756622
You forgot:
-get killed by youkai

So either I got money or will make my favorite touhou impure and will have to do manual labor. Easy choice. I don't want to corrupt my favorite Touhou, and if I'll get paid for that - all the better.

>>7756663
I wouldn't mind dying as long as it was a cute girl killing me

>>7756262
What if receiving all that money and having disgusting AIDS infested whores gives you confidence and through that confidence you become more social and eventually meet a nice, sweet girl who has no idea you're rich and falls in my with your undeniable charisma and enjoyable companionship?

>>7756662
It'll only last 4 years. When she's fat and bloated from squeezing out your babies, she'll be a pain to be around. You'll be forced to cheat just so you can feel that spark again and your wife will catch on since she's not getting it from you. She divorces you, takes half your stuff and the kids and you end up regretting it all.

>>7756651
If I can get her pregnant it would all have been worth it.

I don't know who your favorite touhous are, but siring a half-god or half-youkai is a hell of a way to continue your genes.

Can't I have option 3, and go there without my waifu but become a fairy instead.

All day everyday just having fun, and never having to worry about dying.

That's where its at. And hey, some fairys are pretty strong, well, strong enough.

The latter, without hesitation.

A billion dollars can't give me true time to spend with my waifu. Also, the place she lives in Gensokyo is well protected and probably a nice place to live compared to say, the human village.

>>7756670
Since you care about purity so much - who is your favorite touhou?

The latter. If I die, she can raise me back anyway.

I wouldn't even have sex with her unless she wants to, we'd just practice our respective religions and make plans to rule Gensokyo by means of religious brainwashing.

>>7756678
You do know that what you've said right no makes no sense, right? How the hell does me getting AIDS from whores help me gain confidence and fall in love with a girl?

>f I can get her pregnant

Lrn2youkai

>>7756714
Not getting AIDS, but you get confidence from the fact all those bitches want you but you're saying no.

>>7756728
Ah, forgive me then.

Sure it'd possibly help me gain confidence and also help me get away from whores who want my money and my virginity, but I don't see myself falling in "love" with a decent and nice girl.

Nor would I take the money even if I was forced to.

Will money really make you happy, /jp/? I mean, I know it does wonders for normal people, but you?

Sure, you can buy a bunch of stuff and live comfortably. But you're still alone and friendless, those people that come to you because of the money are just leaches that you don't even care about. You're just going to live in a giant house with an expensive computer to play Doujin and pirate stuff anyway since it's faster than buying.

Are people seriously arguing in favor of 3DPD in here?

Sure, women tend to hate "/jp/ types", but their hatred of me can never match mine for them. Attracting 3D whores is one use of the money I would not consider.

>>7756731
Rinnousuke is a Half Human Half Youkai hybrid.

Love between humans and youkai is possible, provided they are compatible. A human/oni child would be interesting to see.

I have dreams like you, no, really! Just much less touchy-feely. They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny!

On an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone...
Surrounded by enormous piles of money~

What kind of asshole wouldn't choose the latter?

Money can't buy the happiness found in a delicious flat bosom.

I couldn't live with being a shitty self-insert character in glorious Gensokyo.

>>7756741
I would probably just buy a solid square mile or two somewhere off in the woods, get someone to build a tall wall around it, build a shack with internet, electricity and water in the middle, and order food off the internet while I browse /jp/ until the end of my days.
At which time I convert the remaining wealth into gold and bury the bars in my compound and never tell anyone about them.

>>7756754
They're not all bad. Look at Nanashi.

>>7756757
So you do exactly what you do now, except your environment is worth more money.

>>7756754
Then train hard to not be so shitty.

>>7756741
Nah, I have my whole future planned out.

No one said I can't live a fulfilling life with hard work and socializing if I had a billion.
The first option, no question.

>>7756767
Well where I live now I have to wash dishes for 3 people. There I would only wash dishes for myself.
I'd call that an upgrade.

>>7756776
/jp/: spending tens of millions to not have to wash other people's dishes.

>>7756761
But if you train, you become more and more feminine until you become strong enough to be a Stage 1 boss where you become a girl completely. Afterwards, if you train more, there's an increasing likelihood of becoming more feminine, growing breasts and joining the hag team.

So you can either be an individually weak male with support from countless faceless men aiding your quest to live a happy life fucking your beloved Touhou or become a relatively powerful loli who will be dominated and raped every night by your Touhou wife who will grow a dick every once in a while to violate your loli pussy.

>>7756701
Youmo.

>>7756701
Youmu

>>7756701
Not the guy you are responding to, but I don't care about purity.

And it's also not important... but if you've read my previous quotes, my favourite touhou is Alice.

>>7756790
Is it okay if I want to be the one to grow a dick?

>>7756797
That was a mistake.
Never tell /jp/ your favourite touhou while explaining how important purity is to you

I think I could do more good with the money than I could in Gensokyo. In addition, I love my family and would regret having to abandon them
Gensokyo is truly, truly beautiful. I believe I could be happy in such a place. That said, what benefit would I be to Gensokyo? I can offer nothing it needs and nothing it wants.

I'd take the money and stay in my own world, but at the same time I would not lose my love for Gensokyo. If I use the money wisely and give generously then perhaps I could share some that beauty and magic with my fellows. I could strive to make a Gensokyo of Earth.

>>7756846
>Gensokyo of Earth

I imagine it would have the same visual appeal and effect of bad cosplay.

I don't know. Am I going to get accepted by the people around me in Gensokyo?
If not, that would be nearly the same situation as the one in my current life. Of course I'd be in Gensokyo and could spend time with my favourite Touhou character, but I would probably live in the Human village, which is kind of boring. Except from my wife, the only Touhou I could see regularly is Keine.
The simple thought of being in Gensokyo is really overwhelming, but for me it would end up living in the normal human village.
I'm not immortal and will never meet any of the powerful youkai around there.

I would take the second option anyways.

>>7756833
Ehm, I'm from /d/. Even guro images will not affect my belief in purity of Youmu.

>>7756692
Best option. Fly around, pester people, try to help out around Gensokyo, chat, and whatnot. Maybe if I'm feeling masochistic, bug somebody that's appreciably strong until they squish me, respawn! Heaven incarnate.
If I had to choose between those two, though, I'd pick the latter. It's mostly just cleaning, donation-begging, and advertising to be done at the shrine, all things I'm okay with, and I think it would be worth it for my ideal lifestyle, at least.

I took the second option before reading the second half of it.

>>7756790
>become a relatively powerful loli who will be dominated and raped every night by your Touhou wife who will grow a dick every once in a while to violate your loli pussy.
Woah, woah, was this ever an option?
I choose this, definately.

>>7756850
>I imagine it would have the same visual appeal and effect of bad cosplay.
Yes, but I'd argue that it would still be an improvement over today's world.

I'd have to take the money unless I can gain some powers in Gensokyo. Even if I had to train for them, that'd be okay. Not like theres anything better to do there.

Maybe I could be some awesome exorcist and help Reimu. Or learn how to use magic and eventually become a youkai that lives hundreds of years.

But if I'm just going to be some faceless male, I'll go with the money.

>>7756896
ah come on, it could be fun

>>7756902
That doujin was so good.

>>7756902
can you guys hook me up with the name of this doujin?

i'd take the money, invest to make more money, then buy a small piece of land or island and name it Gensokyo. i would then turn it into some sort of touhou theme park with cute girls dressed as touhous. i would then make more money off most of you spending money to visit it. although the thought of being able to live in Gensokyo is very tempting.

>>7756935
http://exhentai.org/g/228166/5ea08780b6/

I'd take the 1 billion and build that /jp/ mansion we're always talking about.
1 room for each person, 15x15'
Should take too much to house all 4 of the people who post on /jp/

I'd take the money and make a /jp/ mansion, then invite every NEET from /jp/ there and let them live happy lifes.

Because fuck it, in my current state I'm not good enough to go to Gensokyo.
I'll place my bet on being reborn there are the person I never managed to be in this life

My future is written in scarlet.

I, who have spoken to Gods and commanded the very wind and rain, already know my destiny.

>>7756935
It was either satori ijirare or synchro feeling.
Well whatever, you'll probably like it either way

>>7756947
>>7756948
Well 2 of the 4 people on /jp/ confirmed it
We're buying the mansion.

>>7756947
Woah.....hey stop stealing my idea because I will build that mansion for real once I am rich

>>7756957
You can't stop me from stealing your thoughts.

>>7756953
thanks bud

you guys can build the /jp/ house next to Gensokyo Land and can have free life time tickets... you gotta pay for food though...

>>7756148
Gensyoko obviously.

>>7756965
Come at me, my mind is blank

>>7756965
>>7756975
How long do you think until Satori notices?

Seriously to the people that think you're getting eaten by a random youkai. Assuming you're waifu isn't a random stage 1 or 2 boss, I'm fairly sure they will be capable of beating off any youkai that tries to screw with you.

And it's not like you're getting worked to death instantly. You just have to do manual labor until you collapse, until eventually you damn well can do the labor.

>>7756946
Pining for the fjords. ;_;
I mean, its a step above sadpanda, but still.
Any other links? It didn't even provide a gallery name.

>>7757029
You need to update your cookies. Log out, delete cookies, and log back in. Or something.

>>7757029
http://desudesu0.com/?s=synchro+feeling

If you're getting redirected because you just don't know how to use exhentai, make an ehentai account and log in. If you have an account already, do what >>7757040 said.

Ahah goddamn these retarded hypotheticals. I always see them on /a/, but /jp/, you disappoint.

>>7757054
Here's a hypothetical for you:

in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on >>>/b/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason >>>/b/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return

I think I will chose the second option.
Might be cool.

I'd live a modest life with Yuugi. I'd work in the fields by day and we would drink and make love every night. She could also use her finely toned muscles to help me with the manual labor and protect me from the various perils of Gensokyo.

We would have 10+ kids and they would use their Oni strength to work the fields. IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY LIVING THE RUSTIC LIFE OF A MEDIEVAL FARMER! Then I would retire and use my shrewd business skills and outside knowledge to start a business in Hell. Maybe a bar or an Inn. Hopefully the other Oni won't eat me or beat me to a pulp in a friendly bout.

Whoever marries Yukari has it made though. She could port you back to the real world whenever you want. She could even port you into a bank and you could steal that billion dollars. Hell, just go around robbing as many banks as you want. You could live out your life with Yukari as the most notorious bandit couple of all time.

The money doesn't interest me nearly as much as true love with my waifu. The manual labor kind of scares me off though. Would I at least get weekends off to help raise our children?

>>7757057
Ahahaha as if everyone hasn't heard that one at least once. You could at least be original in your insult. But you replied so quickly! Why would you have something like that copied and readily pastable? Isn't it sad, /jp/, to be so defensive when someone points out the idiocy in your hypotheticals.

Get the money, fund genetic engineering, create perfect beautiful 3D counterparts of 2D girls.

>>7757069
> Why would you have something like that copied and readily pastable?

OH GEEZ I WONDER WHY

2 if I get to be 2D. 1 if I have to stay 3D.

However, if it's my waifu, then 2 all the way even if I'm still 3DPD.

only if I get to slave away at the SDM and cross dress in frilly maid outfits

>making love to your favorite touhou at night
>Utsuho
Do I get innate radiation immunity?

Money.

>>7757090
Ohh shit, the master released a new one!

>>7757110

Working at Eientei wouldn't be too bad. Sure it would take a bit to get used to it and learn the necessary skills, but I got time. It's not like I wouldn't be doing anything with the money anyway.

Gensokyo has magic, this world does not.

Granted if she loved me back, I don't want to force her into a relationship and I wouldn't mind the labor I had to be put through as long as I got to be with her.

I'd do my best to make her happy

>>7757154
Aren't you worried about the way a kappa makes love?

Gensokyo is the Land of Fantasy, it can't be real because it would defy its own existence and collapse upon itself. I don't want to be a fantasy person either, so I'll take the money.

>>7757169
If that must be my fate so be it. Just as long I get to see her smile.

I am a very determined man

Ok, it seems like none of you "I chose gensoukyou" fags get it. If your touhou existed in any form and you were a mere peon doing fucking manual labor, she would definitely not be fucking you. In a world where bitches are shooting danmaku and shit all over the place your peon ass would be hiding behind trees and shit. Your touhou would be fucking the alpha male that can smack a bitch across the face and tell her who is boss, even if she has the power to melt his face into a pile of fucking goo. Women like to be dominated. She would probably end up NTRing your ass if you chose to go. "Wow what a tiny salary I need a big one to satisfy me" etc. Gensokyo fags enjoy your emasculation, fucking /jp/.

>>7756148
I'd take the billion dollars. I'd then invest a huge chunk of it while using millions to build a huge mansion staffed with glorious meidos. Then I would invite all of /jp/ to come live in my new magical place of wonder so we could be NEETs together. With a full staff to do all the work we can take it easy. Every day can be "dress like a little girl" day if you want it to be.

I think I'd create a garden out front with life sized figures and hire translators to constantly work on eroges for those in the community that can't read Japanese. Possibly buy some surplus military vehicles so we can play World of Tanks in the backyard.

>>7757183
>the alpha male that can smack a bitch across the face and tell her who is boss

Of all Gensoukyou inhabitants, only females fit your description.

>>7757183
I do believe it was promised that we would be making love to our Touhous every night.

>>7757200
and I believe you never asked who was proposing the question.

>>7757183
Thanks, I will. I'm going to Gensokyo for the adventure, not for sex. Sex would be an added bonus, sure, but not the main attraction. I'd be happy to just have idle chit-chat with my favorites.

I have lovely waifu who isn't Touhou character so money would be obvious pick for me. If instead Touhou character I could choose any 2D characters, choice would be really hard.

>>7757237
take the money and make your 2d wife real.

>>7757226
I don't think it really matters. This is all hypothetical anyway.

I take the money and wisely invest it until I aquire the 840 billion dollars I require.

>>7757183
>she would definitely not be fucking you.
Yes she would; that's part of the choice. Don't be stupid.

Simple life would be great

Work my ass out in Gensokyo

choice 2 for sure. fuck money, you'd get to have the love of your life, and live in a magical world of awesomeness, plus doing manual labor would make you STRONGER so eventually you would be RIPPED. sounds like good times to me. :D

>>7757248
We'll build Tyria eventually!

Choose rustic gensokyo

- Work on the farm
- Become physically fit
- Don't have to worry about bills and shitty laws.
- Get a Youkai/Goddess/Fairy/Personification of a concept etc as a wife.
- Live the simple life
- A good hard days work, a good hard nights fuck and the simple pleasures of rustic living
- Watch Danmaku
- Have an opportunity to become immortal, learn magic, become a youkai, become a god etc
- Even if you die you get to party with Yuyuko
- Even if you die and go to hell, they still throw parties there.
- Even if you die and go to heaven, yup, parties.

There some things a billion dollars can't buy so I'll chose Gensokyou because of the reasons listed above.

>>7757401
The problem is though, there are very few computers, if any, in Gensyoko. I'm not willing to give up 4chan and video games to live with some unwashed monster for hundreds of years.

That kind of boredom would just lead to me seeing what the weirdest inanimate object I could make into a youkai would be.

>>7757408
I can live without 4chan.
I can live without computers.

I can not live without air conditioning.

>>7757413
That can be solved with Cirno as your touhou

>making love to your favorite touhou at night

You aren't making love, you are celebrating love.

I can't do manual labor thanks to a fucked back, so I'd really have no choice in the matter.

Guess I could always buy a private island and name it Gensokyo...

>>7757393
>Tyria

Oh you!

>>7756299
worth it

>>7757413
>I can not live without air conditioning.

Yeah, this pretty much seals the deal for me.

>>7757439
The you want Letty, Cirno, Youmu and Yuyuko.

Ice elemental beings and ghosts are cold.

With the money, I could make my own portal to Gensokyo.

>>7757443
>>7757416
>cirno mind

I'd take money and build transgender clinic so anyone who choose second option will be able to become a little girl for free before leaving to Gensokyo

>>7757408
Find a way to connect to Yukari's cellular network and get your interbutts that way. She has to have a cell tower SOMEWHERE if she talks to Ran and Chen on cell phones (which she does in the written works, but it's not like /jp/ gives 2 shits about those).

No amount of money in this day and age can buy any means to turn me in to a little girl. So, Gensokyo or bust.

>>7757466
>but it's not like /jp/ gives 2 shits about those

I'd like to, but I don't know where I can find them archived so I can start from the beginning.

People picking money... How horrible.

>>7757488
I assume you would mount guard under the storm, hail, snow and blistering sun.

Ah, who am I kidding. You probably would.

>>7757474

Wikia for stuff recognized as completed and fully (or mostly) translated/edited, Voile for anything not done yet. It can be kind of a bitch to find the official works on the Voile, though, most of it's fan stuff (some of which is already soft-translated on Danbooru).

For all the fan works getting translated/edited I'm amazed at how slow the official works take in comparison... the one with the 3 Fairies is a close favorite (especially chapter 11) next to the ones with the Lunarians.

>>7757802
>Wikia

Stop this.

I would rather make love to my favorite logh

>>7757488
STOP TEMPTING ME WITH YOUR ADORABLE IMAGES HONG, IT'S STILL MANUAL LABOR!

>>7757466
Yukari's cellphones work on... magic, apparently (what cellphone gets a signal hundreds of metres below ground, again?). She's also not really fond of cell towers, it appears.

>>7757456
Species: Saint

>>7757500
>I assume you would mount guard under the storm, hail, snow and blistering sun.
Oh I would mount the guard alright. Under the storm, hail, snow, and blistering sun.

Beautiful creature bump.

>>7758208
>Beautiful creature
If you are going to say that then post an image that truly shows her beauty, like this one.

I'd become the high priest of the Moriya Shrine and do priest shit with Sanae all day long. And by priest shit I mean making babies.

>a billion dollars
>spending money on shit that I'll be dissatisfied with quickly
>paying for sex. Still foreveralone with whores I make no connection with other than fucking

>Gensokyo
>making love to someone who loves me back - the only thing anyone should ever ask for.

Really?

>>7758315
Whom are you quoting?

I think the both parties on this choice have a fairly deep misunderstanding of the other choice. Essentially, no matter which you choose, both end up as incentives to become a normalfag and yet both equally preserve your status as a total fucking weeaboo otaku.

What this comes down to is really just a matter of choice, neither answer is more against the values of /jp/ than the other.

A lot of people in this thread have apparently never heard of the hedonic treadmill.
Money will not make you happy.

>>7758350
That much money would definitely make me happy.

So:
-live with the sexiest touhou under the same roof and be able to see her everyday
-free medical care
-watching immortal people kill each other daily for entertainment
I'm in.

>>7758365
You'll find that it isn't enough eventually.

>>7756283
The billion dollar inheritance, easily.

With that money, forget about a /jp/ mansion, try a /jp/ ISLAND. The money is the better choice.

Where we all live in out underground bunkers and only speak to each other on this board.

>>7758365
No it doesn't.
Happiness is 50% genetic, 10% outside circumstances (for example money) and 40% intentional activities.

>>7758399
Get out hippie.

Also, happiness does not exist if you are ugly, unless your happiness comes from antagonizing others.

>>7758403
>hippie
I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Fuck koko LOLXD

>>7758399
That's based on normalfag answers, and furthermore the research will have been done by asking people's opinions. People will skew their answers to try and fit along social norms, so such research should be taken with a pinch of salt.

I like my current life, but with that sort of money I could live on an isolated island without having to suffer the noise and idiocy of other people. I might have to use satellite internet, but that's a small price to pay for privacy. If people do try and land on my island, I could make sport of hunting them.

The latter, pretty please.

I'd go to Gensokyo. Yes, I do love a Touhou but also, I want to run away from this world. I'm a coward.
I failed at uni, I can't get a job and I'm a burden to my family. They'll be sad, but I know they'll get over it. They're strong. Unlike me.
People said I'm good, smart and all, but I know. I'm lazy as fuck and I'm in love with someone doesn't exist. A billion dollars? Money depletes. It will soon vanish and when I look back, what do I have? A house? A car? Maybe a family but is ther e love? Or were they just there because of the money?
Investment? Knowing me, I'll probably burn them in games, figures and shit like that.
I'll still be running away.
I hate working under pressure, because I'm used to be playing around. Labour work fits me, but my parents won't allow that. Why, I got a degree in programming, and go for labour work? No. Pressure. From my own family.
I can't say my love in Gensokyo would love me back, hell, she must even not know who the fuck I am. But Gensokyo itself is beautiful. Why do I know? Because even Gods love it. And Gods shouldn't love places that's ugly. There is Human Village, where I can live as a simple farmer. I love farming, and I know it's hard. But at least, my mind is at ease, and I can enjoy the scenes of the land I love, away from this polluted world where people thinks of none but money, fighting and killing, not only themselves, but also the nature.
I just want to be able to sit on the Youkai Mountain Peak, watching the sun covering its red light on the autumn forest, until the stars show up and I'll go back, greet everyone I know by name, take a quick look at my field and rest under the moonlight.

Maybe, one day that certain Touhou will pass by me in the market, and say hi. Who knows, isn't that enough?

>>7758482

gay

>>7758482
You're a good man anonymous. I wanted to type something like this earlier, but no motivation to.

>>7757234
Yeah, I agree with this. I just think it would be an awesome place to be. Not really focused on relationships fantastically or otherwise, more interested in the amazing scenery and people there.
>>7757401
Plus, if they have materials for instruments, it'd be awesome to start a rock revolution there. I mean, they have records, right? That would mean even more epic partying!

>>7758570
We already got the Poltergists and Mystia for the band.

I don't know but, with my choice of Touhou, I don't think I would be a farmer. I might become an alchemist or something like that.

Now, that isn't a problem if not on the case that I am also familiar with the ingredients of gunpowder, as well as have some knowledge regarding making a basic firearm. As much as I am a gun nut, I am so afraid of bringing that technology into Gensokyo because it might make the Human Village too ballsy to wage war against the youkai.

Also, even if I try to stay being a farmer, I might spend my free time creating rudimentary devices that might make my farming easier. I really don't want to bring too much invention into the land.

What are you suggestions?

While a billion dollars would be quite handy, considering that humans have the ability to learn magic in Gensokyo (they can right?) i will probably choose that one. Might make things more interesting.

The sex is mostly irrelevant.

>>7758665

Create mechas.

>>7758683
>The sex is mostly irrelevant

You gay bro?

>>7758718
Why go to Gensokyo solely for sex?
If you want to fuck that badly just go out and fuck some dumb sluts or buy a prostitute.
And if you go to Gensokyo everything will be 3D

>>7758718
Learn/use magic, turn into youkai, live forever.
VS
Sex

Oh gee I can't figure out which one I'd rather have first.

>>7758718
Didn't say the sex was a bad thing, just irrelevant considering the reason i would want to go there. I wouldn't go there to fuck Touhou's.

>>7758724
>"everything will be in 3D"
>comparing waifus to prostitutes

0/10

>>7758724
>If you want to fuck that badly just go out and fuck some dumb sluts or buy a prostitute.

Why would we want to get AIDS and fuck just to satisfy sexual lust?

>>7758735
But the word waifu implies everlasting love under all conditions.
He made it sound like he'd just go to Gensokyo to fuck around with pretty girls which he wouldn't even look at if they weren't as pretty as expected

>>7758727
Do you really think you could do all of that so easily? Yeah, no. Also you can have all of that shit AND the sex.

>>7758724
No. It will not be 3D. If it is, then I may have to consider the money...

>>7758761
No not really. But it'd be damn well more important to me than sex would. Not that the sex wouldn't be nice, but learning magic would take a higher priority.

i wanna be rich as HELL! then i can finally buy all my friends

He must mean this kind of 3D, just with higher quality and a different artist.

Spending my life in a world where magic exist, where I can spend all my day outside, and moreover with my beloved Marisa by my side?

Hell yeah!

2nd.

I'll help her sell grilled lamprey every night and take care not to get eaten myself.

>>7758807
Fuck magic, we have SCIENCE. A wizard doesn't need to do it because we can do it and explain it, or try to anyway.

>>7758897
Fuck science. All it's ever done is make us reliant on technology and turn humanity into a twisted, aberration of its former self.

>>7758897

Science is boring!

You need huge metal thingy to fly. To fire things (that even won't have pretty color). Can't teleport. Can't morph to fluffy animals.

No really I prefer magic (and Marisa)

>>7758810
stop posting pics of this unreleased mod, it hurt
IT HURT IT HURT IT HURT, WOUNDS, TOO MANY, IT'S BLEEDING, IT HURTITHURTITHURT, WHY, WWHY WHY WHY, THE SUFFER, PAIN, HURT IT HURT SO MUCH

>>7758909
>>You need huge metal thingy to fly.
Reimu originally needed a fucking turtle to fly. All things in due time.

>>To fire things (that even won't have pretty color).
Chemical lasers/fireworks have a nice color, light is just a matter of frequency anyway

>>Can't teleport.
For now, MIT-fags managed to transfer energy in the form of waves over 6inches, while Nikola Tesla allegedly did it over a few miles. Since mass and energy are related it is only a matter of time.

>>Can't morph to fluffy animals.
FurFags get out.

>>7758955

>>Reimu originally needed a fucking turtle to fly. >>All things in due time.
I guess I'll be dead before that. Without talking 'bout all the security/law/insurance problems in real world.

>>Chemical lasers/fireworks have a nice color, light is just a matter of frequency anyway
Yep but you still need big metal thingy.

>>For now, MIT-fags managed to transfer energy >>in the form of waves over 6inches, while >>Nikola Tesla allegedly did it over a few miles. >>Since mass and energy are related it is only a >>matter of time.
Would you really accept you body be converted to energy then recreate in matter? Do you think your consciousness would follow. That good ol' question around science teleport.
I would not.

>>FurFags get out.
Huhu, busted.

>>7758968
>>I guess I'll be dead before that. Without talking 'bout all the security/law/insurance problems in real world.
Or you could go grab yourself a jetpack, it isnt that big.

>>Yep but you still need big metal thingy.
Yep, sadly magic is more convenient in not existing.

>>Would you really accept you body be converted to energy then recreate in matter? Do you think your consciousness would follow. That good ol' question around science teleport.
I would not.
I pose the same question to magical teleport.

>>Huhu, busted.
/jp/ I am disappoint.

>>7758955
>>7758968
>>7758999
>>7758897
>>7758909
Autism.

Also lol @ pseudo-intellectual sciencefags on /jp/. Seriously?

The later

>>7758999
>>Or you could go grab yourself a jetpack, it isnt that big.
That's still far from being able to fly manga-like-mode. You're bulky and slow.

>>/jp/ I am disappoint
Ex furfag actually, but I'm not sure being an otaku is still better.

>>7759030
Try rocket boots, they are good enough to dodge danmaku

>>7759030
>>That's still far from being able to fly manga-like-mode. You're bulky and slow.
Far from it, only difference is you can actually do it.

>>Ex furfag actually, but I'm not sure being an otaku is still better.
This is why you complement the otaku-ness with science, to make an otaku scientist.

>>7759047
Best charge attack behind Reimu.

>>7759064
>>Far from it, only difference is you can actually do it.
You've got a point there.

>>This is why you complement the otaku-ness with science, to make an otaku scientist.
Otaku-hippie-traveller for my part.

I'd only pick the second one if I could someone how get the touhou's powers. After that I'd kill them all myself and return here.

>>7757820
Are you half-retarded? Go 2 pages back from that one IN THE SAME CHAPTER. Yukari clearly explained, through that page and the next one, that they used the Yin-Yang orbs to communicate, not cell phones.

>>7758482
tl;dr ... but according to the first line you fit into /jp/ very well

While we're on the subject.

Assuming you choose the later option. Who would you pick and why?

>>7759262

BITCH DON'T YOU DARE PICK ME EAT MY ORGANS BECOME IMMORTAL AND LIVE FOREVER FUCKING ME AND THEN GETTING BORED BUT DON'T MINDING

the last

Gensokyo ;_;

>>7759266
That's what you think.

Eternal Fucking Yes. Yes.

The money. Further my investments for one thing. I don't need a big house or a snazzy car. I'm satisfied with less than stellar belongings. If I don't have to pay upkeep for large property and the like the money will last a lot longer. As far as the "labor for becoming physically fit" goes, why not just hire a personal trainer and a nutritionist if you can't do it yourself? Women won't be all over you for your money if you don't make it obvious that you have it. Though you -can- use the money to go places you normally couldn't, meet new people, and see the sights of the world. There are some strikingly beautiful places out there. It's important to remember to not let the money change who you are and instead use it to define who you are.

Gensokyo. I'd do the labor and become physically fit through hard work and the motivation that I'd want to look my best for my Touhou, who would more than likely defend me from any assailing youkai that wished to devour me. If I could be trained in magic or danmaku, I'd do my best to learn and practice with her daily when I'm not tending the fields. Falling asleep in her tender, caring embrace after beating each other up in danmaku is a nice mental image. The places she could show me are more than likely more stunning than the vast majority of places on Earth. The average "person" in Gensokyo would be far more interesting than the average person on Earth as well.

tl:dr Both choices have their merits. I can apply logic to the money choice and do with it what I want, but in Gensokyo I am more likely to live a life full of surprises in an unfamiliar world. It's hard to choose a preference, but I have confidence I could make either work.

>>7759333
It all seems good, but the grass is always greener on the other side. You both fuck for years until you eventually get bored. The fights begin and your danmaku skills are subpar. Eventually you start the first gensokyo divorce court, and quickly go out of business as Rinnosuke is the only other person that could possibly get married, and he is a raging homosexual. From here on out you have a weird love hate triangle with kaguya/mokou with cursing people for being immortal.

That's a tough choice, I could either buy an isoled island and live a peaceful NEET life or I could spend it alongside mai waifu in Gensokyo.

I guess in the end the first option would be the best for the socially inept person I am.

>>7759262
Now, see, that's the tricky part. I can easily think of characters that could make me happy, but not much of the inverse.

Easily the latter, provided the love is (or at least becomes) mutual.

The money would probably only make me more miserable in the long run, and even though I'm a technologically inclined nerd I can't deny part of me yearning for a simple, pastoral lifestyle.

Perhaps it is a simply side effect of having played too much Harvest Moon in my time, I don't know.

>>7759355
I'm prepared.
Mokou > Reisen > Sakuya.
I mean, I'm taking her ass more then anyone else, but I hope divorce doesn't happen.

Wait, are my kids immortal as well?
Oh shi-

>>7759577
than*
Fucking tired.

>>7759577
Mokou probably can't get kids.

Option 2 seems so flawed.

I'm a total shut in and my personality isn't going to change by going to Gensokyo. I'll just end up as a hermit. I don't think most touhou characters would give a shit about me. Just because you like someone doesn't mean they like you.

But you get to make love to your favorite every night! Isn't that forced? Will she even like you? Or is this some kind of automatic love? Seems like mind control and a really cheap love. Or does she eventually fall in love with you just because you're there? Its like you're the protagonist of a shitty eroge.

Furthermore, is this opportunity only available to me? What if multiple anons want the same touhou? First come, first served? Or is she going to be fucked by multiple people every night? I don't want that.

Gensokyo definitely has the most potential if things work out. But money would let me take it easy for the rest of my life.

The latter. I could also train my wizarding skills when I have some free time.
Become a druid farmer and create the vegetable mafia.

>>7759591

There's no word about she not being able to bear children because of immortality. I would bet she can, but that they would be able to die - more than a good reason for her not to want any kids.

Anyway, once again, we can do nothing more than speculate.

If lolicon isn't /jp/ related, how hasn't this thread been deleted yet?

>>7759840
Are you trying to say Toehoes are lolis?

>>7759840
By the way, Touhou-Milfs are the best characters.

>>7759852
Unidentified Mysterious Humanoids

Get a billion dollars, cause the Conception and wander the Vortex World as a demi-fiend for the rest of my life.

The money.

Going to Gensokyo will not change my personality, my lack of ability at talking to females nor will my favorite Touhou suddenly see me and like me. The labor part I'll be fine with as I work in construction anyway.

>>7759852

Touhou needs more tomboys.

>>7760059
are you sure