/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You should end sentences with a period.

That was a fun read.

I'm sorry, but has Saten even engaged in sexual intercourse? Oh, that’s right. She hasn't even made contact with a man outside of school. In fact, it’s only mandatory school for level upper users. Does not having a cliche tsundere personality make you a slut? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this thread when the anime is already finished and we know for certain she is pure? Saten is a holy maiden now and she was been the purest maiden in ToAru? Saten has to go up against one of the sluttiest espers in Academy City who just happened to have a lead because she was praying on Touma's power. But you know what? Biribiri is still a whore. Saten is the best heroine in all of Raildex, she has the best design. Saten almost won Saimoe, she would have done it if it wasn't for her tragedy with that scientist's level upper throwing her for a mental loop. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded threads like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Saten is proven a better waifu than any other in ToAru. Misaka tries to latch on to anyone who would have shown her a different and free life. Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Saten threads because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like a heroine because they’re canonically pure. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking idiots on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>7747112
Maru.

> to traipse
Learned a new word today!

awesome, tell me more..

>>7747165
ONCE UPON A TIME MARISA HAD JUST BEEN PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY REIMU'S AMOROUS ADVANCES WHEN SHE WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING FEELING SOMEWHAT ITCHY AND WHEN SHE THOUGHT ABOUT IT SHE GOT SCARED AND SAID "REIMU YOU'RE A WHORE AND YOU TOTALLY GAVE ME HERPES" AND REIMU SAID "NO WAY I JUST LET YUKARI STICK A FINGER IN THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN GET HERPES THAT EASILY" BUT MARISA WASN'T LISTENING SO SHE FLEW AWAY CRYING UNTIL SHE WAS FAR AWAY FROM THE SHRINE AND AFTER A GOOD CRY SHE REALIZED SHE WAS REALLY ITCHY SO SHE TRIED TO THINK OF A GOOD FOLK REMEDY AND REMEMBERED OVERHEARING THAT OATMEAL BATHS WILL SOOTHE ITCHING SO SHE THOUGHT ABOUT WHERE TO FIND A LARGE AMOUNT OF OATMEAL BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T REALIZE THAT AN OATMEAL BATH IS DIFFERENT FROM A TUB FULL OF OATMEAL SO AFTER A GOOD AMOUNT OF THINKING SHE REALIZED THAT HAKUGYOKUROU WOULD HAVE LOTS OF OATMEAL BECAUSE YUYUKO IS A FATASS SO SHE FLEW THERE AND SAW YOUMU TENDING THE GARDENS AND ASKED HER "HEY YOUMU CAN I USE YOUR OATMEAL AND YOUR BATHTUB CAUSE REIMU GAVE ME HERPES" WHICH CAUSED YOUMU TO FREAK OUT INTERNALLY AND THINK 'SHIT I BETTER GET TESTED THAT DAMN LYING SHRINE MAIDEN' BUT YOUMU KEPT HER COMPOSURE AND SAID "SURE MARISA GO SIT UNDER A TREE AND I'LL GO PREPARE A BATH FOR YOU" SO MARISA DID AS SHE WAS TOLD AND YOUMU CURSED IN HER HEAD AND FILLED THE TUB WITH OATMEAL IN THE HOPES THAT MARISA AND YUYUKO WOULD BE EQUALLY STUPID SO SHE FINALLY CALLED MARISA OVER AFTER THE OATMEAL WAS COOKED AND TOLD HER TO GET IN WHICH SHE DID AFTER STRIPPING AND YOUMU LEFT AND STARTED FANNING THE AROMA OF THE OATMEAL TOWARD YUYUKO'S ROOM WHILE MARISA WAS SOAKING IN THE OATMEAL AND MARISA THOUGHT TO HERSELF 'MAN OATMEAL BATHS ARE HARD TO MOVE IN BUT THEY FEEL PRETTY NICE' JUST AS YUYUKO BURST INTO THE ROOM AND AFTER A FEW MOMENTS OF AWKWARD SILENCE YUYUKO ATE HER.
CLIFFHANGER END.

>>7747134
You've never heard the word "traipse" before? I hope you're not a native English speaker.

>>7747175
Disease in Gensokyo not caused by Yamame? Bitch please.

Put Okuu next.

>>7747074

CHAPER OEN: REIMU DAY

-Reimu was a shrine madden who live in a place called Gesokyo which is place like Japan except has a lot of little girl that shoots lasers everywhere and doo stuff hat little girls don't normally do. "Hell Reimu," Reimu fried Marisa sad, "Is god mourning!" Reimu waked up and ate a pancake and a corn and a coco puffs, and then did shrine maiden stuff.

-SUDDENY A FONE CALL! "Hello, is Reimu tackling! WHAT? FLANDRE VAMPIRE ATTACKING THE CITY? I'm on it." Reimu looked Marisa, and said "I gotta defeet the evol bad guys who are attacking the city!" "OK" Said Marisa, so she satyed home and played Half Life 2, and fought a zobie, an allen, a robbot, a heavy, a spi, and a medick, and she won them at fighting guns and won the game. "YES!"

CHATER TWO: FLANDRE ATTAKING THE CITY!

-Reimu ran to the city really fast becuse she goat a phone call that said that Flandre was attacking the city earlier so she told Marsa who stayed hom and played Half Life 2. In the city, Flande was lasering all of the trees and cars and houses and houses and all was lasered! "STOP LASERING CITY!" Reimu demanded of Landre. Flandre laughing, and said "NO, YOU ARE STUPED AND MADE OF POOP!" Remu got mad, and started lasering at Flandre! "YOU WIIL NOT LASOR ME, PUNK!" Flandre screamed mad and then made more lasers to go to Reimu!

-Reimu was too fat for the lasers, and she dodeg them easyly, and punched Flounder in the faqce, so she said "OUCH!" and fell backwards. Flande got up mad, and threw a bomb at Reimu, and it killed her, but it didn't kill her because it killed her, but she used magick to life again! "UH OH!" sad Flanre, and then Reimu used shrine maid power magicks to kill Flandre! "I safed the city, and it is safe!" Reimu said happy, so she runned home to kiss Marisa because she was in lov with her even though she is a girl because it is okay for them and if you say otterwise you are sexist dick and go to hell because world is better with no of you!

reminds me of that "gandalf visits his friends in umineko" copypasta

>>7747303
Oh god, did I laugh at that one.

CHAPTER THREE: MARISA HOME!

-Marisa done playing Half Life 2, so played Half Life 3 instad, and shooted the Gman and won again. Then, Flandre came in, even tho she dead because SHE WAS A ZOMBIE VAMPIRE INSTEAD OF A VAMPIRE WHO WASSENT A ZOMBE! "I AM ZOMBI VAMPYRE AND I WIL KILL YOU BECAUSE REMU KILLED ME!" Marisa jumed out f the lasers, but then got hit and falled down! "Oh no, she will kill me in two second!" Marisa said, but then Pachtouli punced down the door, and shot Flandre Zombie! "Why shoot zombie? Arrent you bad guy?" Marisa aksed Pactouli? "I am a good guy because you showed me how to love again, Marisa! This is my thanks for it." Marisa and Pactouli killed the Flandre Zombie to a million pieces with a chainsaw lawnmower and magicks.

-"We won!" Marisa said happy, and smilled at Pactouli because she also liked Pactouili too. "Let's have a babby!" Pactouili yelled, so they got nekked and had hot sox on Reimus couch and Marisa got pragent ad had a baby. They named her Alice after Marisa's friend. ZReimu was asd because she knew, and she cried. "I wanted to hav a baby with you, Mariswa, WAIT! I KNOW! I will become bad guy of the next game n take the baby and then you will need to love me!"

>>7747303
Any chance you can link me to it?

ONE DAY AFTER GUNDOLF THE WHITE WAS FINISHED WATCHING FRODO KILL THE RING HE DECIDED TO TRAVEL THE KAREKA TO SEE HIS FRIENDS FROM UMINEKO HE SAID " I HOPE I GET THE RIGHT ONE THIS TIME HOHOHOHOHO" THEN HE FOUNDED THE ONE WORE HIS OLD WIZARD SCHOOL FLAME VIRGILIA WAS LIVING FROM HE THEN NOTICED THAT GREAT CHESS GAME OF MURDER WAS GOING ON SO HE DECIDED TO SAY HELLO TO ALL THE WITCHES "HELLO" SAID GANDOLF THE GRAY "I BROUGHT GIFTS FROM MIDDLE EARTH" HE THEN GOTTD HIS ELF WEED LOADED UP BEATRICES PIPE SHE SAID " OHOHOHO WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME" AUTHORS NOTE THE TIME IS 420 BATTLER WUS LIKE I'M STRAIGT EDGE SMOKE OUTSIDE THEN BERNKASTEL AND LAMBDADELTA SHOWED UP AND CACKLED AT THE INCOMPENT STRAIGHT EDGE GUY AND SAID U TOOK STEROIDS INCOMPENT IDORT GUNDOLF SAID " STOP DIS RIGHT NOW THIS GIFT IS MEANT TO HEAL N OT TO HATE" AND HE TOOKD A HIT THEN BERN SAID " HELLO FELLOW SENTATER GO AWAY THIS IS CHESS GAME OF MURDER" GUNDOLF THEN SUMMONED HIS FURNITURE LEGOLAS AND THEN HE SHOTTED ARROWS BUT SIESTA SISTERS SHOT ARROWS OUT OF THE WAY WITH GOLD ARROWS AND THEN TIED HIM UP BUT WHEN THE FINAL GOLD ARROW WAS ABOUT TO HITTED HIM GIMLY HIT THE ARROWS AND SAID " YOU HAVE MY AXE EVEN THOUGH I STRONGLY DISLIKE ELVES I WILL HELP MY DEAR FRIEND CUS IM FURNITURE " BUT HE DECIDED THAT CUS WE WAS A DWARF HE NEEDED SOME DWARF BEER AND THEN RONOVE BROUGHT SOME BEER AND DWARF COOKIES HE SAID "THANK YE KINDLY MATE" AS HE DRANKED SOME GUNDOLF SAID BATTLER WEAR IS MY OLD WIZARD SCHOOL LOVE VIRGILIA THEN HE SAID SHE DIED IN MAGIC FIGHT OF MAGIC LAMBDA SAID CAN U LEAVE NOW GO BACK TO UR ELFS QUIRE OLD MAN THEN MARIA SHOWED UP AND GUNDOLF TAUGHT HER WHITE MAGIC AND SHE BECAME THE WHITE WITCH AND KILLED THE EVIL WITCHES AUTHORS NOTE THIS ISN'T CANON

>>7747285
DeGesokyo?