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'60s LSD Tanuki

The reverse trap, thank you.

I like the design of the one next to Basara as well, but the rest don't do anything for me.

I'll stick to Miyako.

I still like her design the best out of the new ones.

>>7745523
Yet you still can't even get her name right.
Typical Touhou "fans".

the used goods housewife

You would be dumb to choose anyone else

>>7745530
What did he get wrong?

>>7745530

If you don't posses encyclopedic knowledge of a game that was just released, you're not a -real- fan.

Fucking hipster primaries.

>>7745530
Alright, Yoshika

happy now?

>>7745530
Whatever makes you feel better about yourself anon.

>>7745530
And you don't even know her full name.
Typical Touhou "fans".

Stop denying, /jp/. Stop being such a tsuntsun towards her.

>>7745564
Floating notepad master race. Aya is so jelly.

Seiga Nyan Nyan~

Kyouko

YOSHIKA! <3

Where's Kogasa?

those double ghosty feet

>>7745564
Mamizou's mammeries are a thing of beauty and a joy to behold.

A TINY TINY GHOSTLY COMMANDER

Futo!

>Now, prepare thyself, for I shall demonstrate the fusion of the secret art of the Mononobe
and the way of the Tao upon thee!

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Ten_Desires/Translation/Reimu%27s_Scenario

DAT SPEAKING STYLE

>>7745512
Holy Lonely Night can make anything better, even this thread

>>7745497
they all look like shit.

can i pick youmu?

>>7745593
Best touhou.

Headphones look cool. Finally some touhou that understands that wearing headphones (the bigger the better) is cool.

>>7745613
Shit son, I just walk around with a pair of speakers strapped to my head with a belt.

Miko is the first evil touhou

i don't mind wearing headphones, but there's a high risk to be stolen by niggers and terrorists where i live so yeah, i don't go out with them and i don't go out of my house[Spoiler]

>>7745702
Wait, evil? For what reason?

>>7745564
>>7745582

Headphones and two right hands pale in comparison to dual monocle tanuki.

>>7745720

>>7745721
Manipulative bitch who used religion to further her goals while pursuing her worldly desires in secret. And then she has the gall to go ahead and lecture other people about their impurity.

Damn bitch, she needs to be raped a good ten times (once for every desire, which are actually completely innocent things like attachment to life) until she's a shameless slut who begs for futanari Touhou penis.

>>7745594
>Translation
>DAT SPEAKING STYLE
Please, no! If you want to know how she speaks, read the original Japanese text, not the localized translation.

>>7745730
>Manipulative bitch who used religion to further her goals while pursuing her worldly desires in secret.

Sounds exactly like Byakuren. And she's (still) one of the closest characters Touhou has to a good alignment, too.

>>7745741
Preserving her youth isn't that much of 'worldly desire' for Yokai Jesus.
Besides, she just wants everyone to get on, which puts her at odds with pretty much everyone else in Gensokyo.

Good think her ranks have increased in this game with Kyouko and Mamizou.

>>7745741
She's reverse Byakuren. Byakuren started with evil intentions but grew to love the youkai she defended in secret to extend her life, Miko was a honest person corrupted by Seiga into using her position of authority for personal gain.

I still find it odd that Byakuren's title is "Nun who Endured the Eight Sufferings", though. She's anathema to one of the eight, the loneliness you feel when you are on your deathbed, as that was what she tried to avoid all along.

I don't know about you, but I fucking hate these new touhous. They are the epitome of bad taste.

>>7745730
>rape
She can fulfill 10 rapists' desires at once.

>>7745749
Do you hate Kyouko and Yoshika, too?

From what I understand, she also destroyed/caused the destruction of Futo's clan (No idea why they're allies now).

KASEN CHAN!!!!!

>not picking Miko

What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Miko's character design, stage and boss music are incredible. She's also smart AND beautiful.

>>7745758
I did enjoy her music but I liked Yoshika's dialogue better.

>>7745760
>Ah, geez... Fighting a zombie in a graveyard? What kind of third-rate movie is this?

>Tanuki with the power to transform things

She can make you the little girl, therefore is best.

>>7745755
Futo directly caused the destruction of her own clan to chase that petty immortality of hers.

It goes like this.

1. Seiga, a Chinese hermit practicing Tao, goes to Miko, tells her that she can grant her real ultimate power through Taoism. Miko is pleased.
2. Miko tells her rival, Futo, of the plan. If both figureheads work together, they can unite the land quite easily using Buddhism, while practicing Tao in secret to attain immortality.
3. Futo is brought over by the prospect of eternal life. Miko and Futo work together to convert the Soga clan into devout Buddhists.
4. Plan works. However, the rest of Mononobe, a nature-worshipping clan, are vehemently opposed to Buddhism.
5. This results in their eventual fall as Buddhism rapidly gains popularity.
6. Tojiko is just sort of there. Unlike the rest of the Soga, she's in on the plan, though.

What a slut.

>>7745783
How do I become an undead mind slave?

>>7745752
>Do you hate Kyouko and Yoshika, too?
Fucking yes. For fucks sake: Dogs aren't cute? Zombies aren't cute!

>>7745789
>dogs
She's a bear

>>7745752
>Do you hate Kyouko and Yoshika, too?
Fucking yes. For fucks sake: Dogs aren't cute! Zombies aren't cute!

>>7745789

>>7745788
Marry a lesbian necromancer.

Yoshika was the man Seiga married, but she killed him, modified his corpse into that of a little girl and raised her as a jiangshi because she's a lolicon lesbian.

>>7745793
Don't care it's the same thing. I hate these anthropomorphic animals. I could live with corvids, but Chen and especially Nazrin... ugh. Fucking furries.

>>7745796
Yamabikos aren't dogs.

>>7745803
You're either a master of the sarcastic arts or you do not understand kemonomimi. I damn you to listen to NEKOMIMI MODE~ for the next hour.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNWr_Jlx6p0

If I pick Seiga, do I get to listen to her theme 24/7?

>>7745808
What they then, pigs?

>>7745823

>>7745823
Monkey Dog

>>7745839
Better use a picture of a non-shit tier touhou if you want me to take you seriously.

Go for the one with the sword, that's my general rule.

Purple and gold are my favorite colors ! And I honestly really like her design.
Also, all this backstory and evil intentions seem quite interesting.

>>7745878
>>7745890
1,5+mb jpg-mind

>>7745878
>>7745890
Who is this. I really like the design.

>>7745894
Your mom.

>>7745892
Better than the original 6+mb png, at any rate.

>>7745878
This is what I'm saying! I think I'm in love.

Mai new waifu

>>7745497
Did ZUN learn to draw hands?

Seiga & Yoshika. That was the best part of the game anyway.

Does Miko belong to the ばーばー group? She doesn't seem as old as everyone past Remilia. In fact, her appearance seems even younger than Remilia.

>>7745927
at least she is not a hag in appearance.

>>7745927
She doesn't seem to.

Mami, on the other hand, is pretty much guaranteed to join them.

>>7745927

Probably teenager or so (Aya, Reisen age). Nobody in TD looks older than a teen anyway. Maybe Seiga since she is a widow. Futo looks pretty small (fanon Shikeiki size).

>>7745923
Miko has two right hands.

Seiga should have been the extra boss.

>>7745953
Wrong. She has one right hand and a paw.