/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I never played by the rules, I never really cared. My nasty reputation takes me everywhere.

Proceed.

Well now I look and see, its not only me. So many others have stood where I stand, we are the young so raise your hands.

They call us problem child. We spend our lives on trial. We walk an endless mile. We are the youth gone wild.

We stand and we won't fall. We're the one and one for all. The writing's on the wall. We are the youth gone wild.

skid row. good times. goooood times

Another refreshing, high quality thread.

>>7710613
Sanae threads are the height of /jp/ quality and you know it.

>>7710611
I don't have that image of the MSPaint guy shooting a load on his monitor, but if I did I'd be posting it.

>>7710616
Only the ones that aren't all slut meme.

>>7710621
You're the first one to use that word.

>>7710632
So?

Jeez Sanae, learn to tie a knot.

Stop it, Sanae. I'm loyal to someone else.

>>7710660
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

The best kind of sexy is when the girl doesn't realize how incredibly sexy she is.

>>7710667
Challenge accepted.

Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got.

Do people really sleep in stuff like this?

Not much of a girlfriend. Never seem to get a lot.

Ah...

Must not fap

Burn out the day. Burn out the night. I can't see no reason to put up a fight. I'm living for givin the devil his due.

And I'm burning I'm burning. I'm burning for you

Don't just stand there staring, anonymous. Say something...

I really hate how Sanae threads have become nothing more than flaunting her for fap material, as if she's good for nothing else.

Sanae's 10 desires:

1 - Cum in her armpits
2 - Cum in her ass
3 - Cum in her pussy
4 - Cum on her face
5 - Cum on her tits
6 - Cum on her ass
7 - Cum in her hair
8 - Cum in her eyes
9 - Cum in her ears
10 - Cum in her nose

>>7710798
Don't worry. Not all Sanae threads are like that.

>>7710798
Are you implying that she doesn't make good fap material?

>>7710796
Lift your skirt so I can see your panties.

>>7710802
The first 3 are preferred.

>>7710798
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Meanwhile, back at the Moriya shrine...

>>7710805
>>7710805
...don't do anything weird, ok?

>>7710861
Thats like asking the pope not to be Catholic.

>>7710861
Define "weird". Is licking you weird?

>>7710876
YES! Yes, it is!
I can't believe you asked that!

>>7710887
Does that mean I can do it anyway?

Seems like its time to print out some pictures of Sanae and cum all over them.

>>7710892
No!

>>7710900
I'm going to do it anyway.

>>7710904

Sanae-san is my waifu.

I would glady marry her.
Then i would make sweet innocent love to her during wedding night in the missionary position under the bed sheets with the lights turned off.

And in the end i would again tell her how much i love her and i would hold her hands and cuddle with her untill we both fall asleep in each other's arms.

>>7710917
Why do you resist things that you want?

>>7710929
Too lewd!

>>7710917
I like how that stopped the lewd images for a good 5 minutes.

>>7710948
Lewd Sanae is the best Sanae. And I don't mean that in a 'lol sanae is a slut xD' sort of way.

Stop it, Sanae. I have a waifu. She would be very upset if she saw how lewd you were being around me.

>>7710929
You're a good man, anonymous.

How does anonymous prefer his Sanae when it comes to lewdness? Does she realize how sexy she is, and if so, does she flaunt it? Is she innocent of her incredible body, and doesn't realize why all the men in the village stare at her so much?

>>7710972
Somewhere inbetween. Enough to tease guys that she likes without being the town bicycle.

If she's aware of it, does she take advantage of it and seduce men into buying her stuff? Is she a slut? If she's not aware, how does she react to others on the topic of how drop-dead gorgeous she is? Shy? Embarrassed? Angry, like >>7710917? Maybe she doesn't care?
Tell me, /jp/. Tell me everything.

>>7710972
She should go above and beyond simply being lewd. Like, going to the human village at night and raping men in secluded areas, forcing them to impregnate her. Regular humans have no hope of fighting her so there's not much they can do about it as she has her way with them.

>>7710972
I prefer her to be as lewd as possible, and she knows it.
She would walk around shaking her hips while flaunting her assets.

Teasing every man with what they cannot have, because even if she looks and behaves like a massive super slut, she is still secretly a pure pure shrine maiden.

And that is the sort of Sanae i like.

>>7711004
Hello, rape magnet.

Dear god.

>>7711120
I know right. Aya has a god like ass.

>>7711135
This is true, but you're not supposed to focus on that. Stay on target, anonymous!

>>7711147
What is it about Sanae that makes me want to give her the pleasure of being cummed inside every time I see her?

>>7711147
How rude of you, respect other people's tastes.

>>7711147
Aya may have a good looking ass, but Sanae-sama is the only girl who's ass i would suck the shit right out of if she wished for it.

>>7711160
But this is a Sanae thread! Your supposed to look at Sanae!

>>7711164

>>7711155
It's something that she emits after so many givings, I guess it's a goddess feature. Or magic pheromones.

>>7711168
Wow, didn't realize how well that image would project it's message through the thumbnail alone. Good job, me.

>>7711166
As if /jp/ cares about staying in topic. Most Touhou-character threads get posts that contain other characters anyhow, I'll be posting more Aya if you excuse me.

>>7711172
gotta ask you for source

>>7711174

>>7711172
...that's called sex appeal, anonymous. Come on, you should know this.

>>7711172
reported

>>7711172
Sanae H-doujin pages with those black borders/backgrounds make be feel sad. I wonder why?

>>7711183
>Come on,
Way ahead of you.

>>7711191
What?
Your image is bad and you say weird things. I don't like you.

>>7711188
I actually like them more than those who have a blank white background, maybe because it feels more confined and intimate.

I've yet to see someone make a gloomier atmostphere than Raidenlabo's oppai loli Remilia CG.

>>7711183
There are girls who have more sex appeal than her, yet she's one of the few that instantly let me know my member will be pleased without question or delay, you can't expect that lack of self-respect from most others.

>>7711202
>you can't expect that lack of self-respect from most others.
That's incredibly depressing.

oh, look. Promiscuous females thread.

>>7711195
you're a godess. you should know about hentai. talk to yukarin about it. she knows.

"so many faceless men around me..."

>>7711216
>>7711219

>>7710569

SKID ROW FTW!!

Ugh, this thread is getting steadily less sexy and more slutty.

>>7711208
Actually, her case is for a good cause, not only does it benefit the future of her shrine, it also keeps Kanako and Suwako alive.

>>7711228
You say like it's a bad thing.

Silly anonymous.

>>7711233
The only way slutty Sanae works for me is if she's reluctantly/desperately whoring herself out for faith, because she can't gather enough faith for two gods at once via conventional means.

>>7711239
It is.

Sanae-san showing everyone the lewdest and dirtiest place on her body.jpg

>>7711001
Sanae the rapist? Works for me!

>>7711248

>>7711248
Lies and slander! Sanae regularly washes her armpits!

a good girl taking a bath.

>>7711250
If..If its Sanae-sama i am okay with her taking my virginity with her b-big hard manly p-ponos!

>>7711258
And how would you know? I don't see that mentioned anywhere.

>>7711267

>>7711269
Sanae loves a cute little shota~

>>7711277
It could have been a lovely oneshota doujin, but nooooo, it had to end in gang rape.

>this thread
Woooow...

>>7711319
well...

/a/ here.
Is Sanae actually a (living) god, or is that just a title?

>>7711038
Where

>>7711353
It's complex. Just think of her as a demigod and call it a day.

>>7711353
>badass_naruto.jpg

>>7711360
I mean, will she just grow old and die as the rest of Suwako's descendants or did she become immortal?

>>7711353
She's human, but one of her ancestors was a god so she has god genes and apparently an ability to make miracles (which isn't as useful as it sounds).

>>7711378
>(which isn't as useful as it sounds)
What?

>>7711377
Why would she become immortal? Not even the gods are, they only keep living because people still have faith in them, Sanae is half human so apparently she doesn't need any kind of faith for herself.

>>7710559
Oh look its a tread about a whore.

>>7711385
It doesn't help her, it isn't miracles as in ''anything''. She needed the help of Reimu just to get a specific metal.

>>7711413
How rude of you, don't you dare call her a whore.

She's a slut instead

Sanae and Suwako are dirty whores. They are a blemish on the honor of the otherwise pure touhous, and ought to be killed off by ZUN.

>>7711414
It helps her quiet a bit, actually. You're right about it not being a "do anything" ability, though. Or maybe it is, but it costs less faith to do things the old fashioned way.

>>7711460
>It helps her quiet a bit, actually
Mind telling me how?

>it costs less faith
What shit are you pulling out of your ass now? Please don't do that, anon, we've talked about this before.

>>7711448

Sanae is not a slut her and Kogasa are busy suprising eachother.

>>7711490
I'm not going to discuss things with you if you're going to be rude about it.

Where would Sanae fall in terms TM powerlevels?

>>7711515
I'm being rude because you're being rude at using the oldest trick in the book, making inferences and treating them as facts, or just making shit up.

That excuse you just used is also cheap. Shame on you.

Where would Sanae fall in terms of TM powerlevels?

I rarely get boner and this thread made me orgasm without doing manual stimulation.

>>7711588
Sanae appreciates the donation

>>7711260
This picture is somehow hot, and I normally don't even like explicit stuff.

Good evening /jp/

>>7713008
How many donations does she require before she collects them herself?

So...when was the last time you guys fapped to Sanae?

It was a couple of weeks ago for me.

>>7715697
Last night. I was inspired by this thread.

>>7715709
I was really tempted to as well, but I had already fapped shortly before stumbling across this thread.

>>7715697
I fapped to Sanae doing Kanako with her futa pillar yesterday.

>>7716233

This thread sure went to shit in a hurry.

lewd bump

Sanae threads must not die

Tell me, /jp/, how does it feel knowing that Sanae is a 'good girl' who's been more action than you?

>>7725431
img.007? That's not very helpful. Can you provide the title?

>>7725527
(Reitaisai 8) [True RIDE (Shinjitsu)] Lets Have Sex with Hijirin! (Touhou Project) [English]

Have fun

>>7725543
Thanks and I will.

>>7725431

Why is Sanae so horribly disgusting?

Not sure if want...

>>7725642

>>7725619

That's significantly disturbing.

>>7725653
That be kamS.

>>7725653
How come? Are you one of those people who like to pretend that sex with Sanae is some sort of beautiful act of love making and not some sort of faith gathering ritual?

>>7725670
Oh, don't start that again.

>>7725670
I think Kanako should go out and gather her faith on her own, instead of having poor gentle Sanae prostitute herself.

>>7725682
Just because its only done to gather faith, doesn't mean it can't be hot.

>>7725670
>it's not sex, it's a faith-gathering ritual
I HATE this excuse with a passion.

In about 2 minutes I will masturbate to the thought raping Sanae in the woods.

>>7725728
You're a bad person.

>>7725716
You would have hated being greek/roman in ancient times then. They had these temples filled with priestess-whores. Also, all women were REQUIRED to attend to this activity at least once in their lives.

>>7725740
In before that feminist cunt comes in here bitching at this.

>>7725744
Insecure much, homo-kun?

>>7725740
Well OK that at least has a historic precedent. So it's better than certain other "reasons". Still don't like it much.

>>7725744
>>7725763
Just fuck already.

>have a beautiful body
>don't use it because of some underbelly belief in 'purity'

>>7725763
I thought gays liked women because they have similar (terrible) personalities?

>>7725782
Or maybe she just doesn't want to be a slut. It's not that unheard of, you know.

>>7725793
Slut is a fake concept

>>7725798
Spoken like a true slut

>>7725793

>>7725798
shit where's that F17 guy?

Slut slut slut slut slut shut up already.

>>7711168

What doujin did this panel come from?

>>7727114
I don't remember. Sorry...

If only...

>>7727398
Followed an instant later by Anon being vaporized.

>>7727405
Ringed to death, actually.
...well, not to death, but eh.

>>7727405
It would still be worth it.
To gaze upon the most beautiful shrine maiden in gensokyo is the goal of my life after all.

I can now go to the Yama to receive my punishment with my head held high~

>>7727422
But the red miko is the most beautiful one in Gensokyo.

>>7727445
Is not!

>>7727459
Back off, green bean. My shrine may be less successful than yours but I'd rather keep my dignity instead of selling my body for faith.

>>7727499
How many times do I have to tell you that that whole faith prostitute thing is bullshit!?

>>7727499

You'd do a lot better if you gave up on the village period and just started catering to youkai. That's why nobody wants to visit your shrine in the first place. The schoolteacher's all but taken over protection of the town, at least Sanae does her fucking job.

To say nothing of that Buddhist and her new shrine stealing your worshipers. Seriously, time to throw in the towel. Try your luck with the forest youkai.

>>7727912
Buh-wah? Did you say something? I'm sorry, I'm too busy not giving a crap and drinking sake with the couple hundred youkais that visit my place everyday and leave everything messy.

If anything, I do all of my duties and solve every incident, just so happens that green bean over here prefers using the sex appeal method while I have a huge ass youkai-infested forest in front of my shrine, no human villager is dumb enough to risk their life just to make an offering.

Sanae teaching Reimu how to aquire faith and donations.jpg

>>7727511
No. Sanae fucking others is not bullshit. Why are you insulting Sanae's sex drive?

I love this thread. Anyone else?

>>7727976
Yea it looks to me like Reimu is doing all the work here.

>>7727941
>I'm really good at exterminating youkai!
>forest right near shrine is youkai-infested

Hmmm.

Thanks for the awesome thread, /jp/. Good night~

>>7727941
But isn't Sanae's shrine on Youkai mountain? One of the most dangerous places in Gensokyo?

>>7728180
Silly anon, my job is to only exterminate troublemaking youkais, ''exterminate'' meaning shake them a bit with my gohei and ofuda.

>>7729736
That's why they made another shrine at the base of the mountain. Not like I'm allowed to change places/can't be arsed.

>>7715709
That ass is illegal.