/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Feels bad, man

I wonder how it must feel to have Gaye as a name. It's like if your name was Gay. How would you feel?

>implying Yuri actually transliterates to "lesbian"
>implying you know jack shit about nihongo

>>7706668
I think I'd try to take revenge on the Allies.

Feels Russian, man. Feels Russian

I never got to finish that game the fucking screen went black on me

>>7706673
He seems pretty content.

Yuri-hating-homo-kun summoning thread?

Yuri is shit.
>>7706697

>Yuri-hating
>homo-kun
Oxymoron?

>>7706697
dem armpits

>>7706699
I don't see how. Gay men are the only people that hate yuri at such a fanatical level.

>>7706720
This is what militant yuri dykes actually believe.

>>7706720
reminds me on how much feminists hate gay pr0n

I'd be cool if my name were Yuri. I'd grow a beard and speak russian and dont afraid of anyobody

>>7706723
You're silly, YHH-kun.

>>7706668
Yuri means lily and is only a euphemism for lesbianism. It'd be more like having the name "Butch"

>>7706684
>you will never get to tease him as a kid by calling him "Marvin is Gaye"

>>7706668
I knew a guy who was Russian and his name was Slavic. How about that? It would be like being named "American" (if you are from the US). Also the guy was batshit crazy.

>>7706761
so that's what Appo meant by girls going lilly and musverbating

I knew a guy named Yuriy

We baked him a birthday cake decorated with lesbian porn.

>>7706761
now see...

>>7706668
Wanko to Lily

>>7706723
If you hate yuri you are crazy

>>7706833
That'd be funny if yuri fans hadn't been scientifically found to have a chemical imbalance in their brain.

re installing wanko

there was an applicant at the school I used to go to
named "Lik Dik"

can't get enough yuri *fap* *fap* *fap*

>>7706841
Okay, this one made me lol.

>>7706854
same here.

I like how you use that image despite it having little to do with yuri

>>7706841

>>7706668

Don't remind me.

posting in this thread for wanko
pic related, why the fuck was there onle like one h scene with both of them?
also
>>yuri != lesbian literally
i think having Dyke as a name is fucking hilarious
be like, HEY DYKE HOW WAS YOUR DAY

>It's like if your name was Lesbian
Hehe

>>7707429
...That's where the word "lesbian" comes from.

This thread is now about ancient Lesbian poetry.

Only feminazis and beta faggots think abyone who doesn't like yurishit is gay. Yurishit was hot when you were like 12.

>>7707643
Wow, he's real. Was he beat up by a lesbian or something?

Oh man, I bet he's the same as the person who posts Ann Coulter and calls people libtards unironically.

>>7707429
People would react by trying to ban the word obviously.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7520343.stm

>>7707495
Sappho was pretty appreciable for a 3D woman, she scored with her own daughter after all. Himiko is the best lesbian though, she had a harem of 1000 maids serving her and the only male allowed to see her was her brother.

>>7708190
>England
No surprise.

>>7707416

You know, Dyke is actually a surname. I should know, it's mine.

>>7708196

>Greece
The BBC doesn't just do British news.

>>7708221
You're right, I was too quick.

>>7706684
Not even Gaye, Gay is actually a pretty common surname.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_(surname)

It's a pretty average male name.

I remember reading this old american comic which had a guy named Butch Dykeman and a woman named Ms. Gay. They were at some sort of dance studio. The author was either very clueless or very subtle.

I wonder how it must feel to have Yuka as a name. It's like if your name was a Vegetable. How would you feel?

Names that would be awkward to have in Japan thread?

I wonder how it must feel to have Mima as a name. It's like if your name was a Tongue-twister. How would you feel?

> Mi mama me mima yo mimo a mi mama

>>7708441
Or Mami.
Imagine yelling her name during sex it'd be awkward.

>>7708448

Eh, probably not as awkward as you'd think. Pretty common for couples to yell mami/papi during sex.

I wonder how it must feel to have Dick as a name. It's like if your name was Dick. How would you feel?

>>7708448
Fuck, you're right, I've never thought about it.

I wonder how it must feel to have Patchouli as a name. It's like if your name was a herb. How would you feel?

I wish /u/ wasn't packed full of man hating bull dykes who rage at the sight of a penis even it's futa. It's almost un-fucking bearable now.

Threads about western shit.
Threads about current events in the gay community
I NEED ADVICE IN MY RELATIONSHIP threads

Why did Moot allow this to happen?

I wonder how it must feel to have John as a name. It's like if your name was "toilet". How would you feel?

>>7706668
>Come on baby... desu yo

Goddammit, I still have that installed just to hear that.

>>7708461

>gay community
>relationship threads
>bull dykes

what?

You know most people who go to /u/ are guys. and it is about girlxgirl love. yaoi goes to /y/, yuri to /u/ and futa to /d/

It's like people discussing anime on /jp/ it has not place on that board.

>>7708448
In Spanish, that's pretty common.

>venga mami, dámelo... mami, me vengo.
>Ay sí, papi, por favor, papi... ¡papi!

And so on...

>>7708461

moot doesn't "allow" it to happen, it just happens due to moot's incompetence. I mean just in that interview recently it was revealed that 2ch has >300 mods, whereas 4chan has like, 20ish, with maybe 2-3 active at any given time.

Even if moot had just 100 mods, he could probably wrangle even /v/ under whatever rules he wanted. But alas, he cares a lot more about promoting canvas than anything else at the moment.

It's understandable though, from the perspective of someone trying to make money despite sitting on something that's very close to a pile of gold, but not quite.. After all, marketing analysts can't really get much out of 4chan due to the anonymous nature making it hard to actually get something relevant, tell demographics, not to mention troll opinions skewing things.. but, with canvas, even though you can post as anon, you're still connected via fagbook, and you don't directly talk like here.. and so they can then see what individual people like doing and such, and then get some statistical metrics on internet culture (which can then be meticulously exploited etc).

>>7708476
>You know most people who go to /u/ are guys.

Not anymore. It's feminists,underage girls from ShoujoAi.com going through their bicurious phase and that ugly man face of a woman who runs Lililicious.

Jessica I think her name was.

>>7706720
>I don't see how.
Well maybe because homosexuality works for both genders?

>>7708508

I guess that makes sense.

>>7708461
>Threads about western shit.
How does it feel to be a fucking retard.

Shota is a popular Georgian name. I wonder how it must feel to have your name be Shota.

Feels good being King Shota in Crusader Kings and Europa Universalis III though.

>>7708523

How does it feel to be everything wrong with /u/ and 4chan today in general?

Glee is not /u/ no matter what you say.

>>7708509

Ever since /jp/ started going through this shit I have been spending more time on /u/ and all i've seen is threads on lesbians in american comics and various yuri shipping threads. None of these /soc/ & /adv/ threads.

I still don't think that cocks should be allowed however because there are other boards for that, the janitors don't support either.

My name is Lesbian. I don't really mind.

>>7708549
>all i've seen is threads on lesbians in american comics and various yuri shipping threads. None of these /soc/ & /adv/ threads.

My timing must be terrible because I see them all the time.

>I still don't think that cocks should be allowed

I don't think so either but throwing a temper tantrum at the slightest hint of a penis is fucking stupid. Drop a small hint that you are a male and see what happens. They'll rant about you then go on to rant about lesbian porn being aimed at men.

It's fucking insane.

>>7708564
Holy shit, lesbians dominate a community about lesbianism, stop the fucking presses.

At least we would never flip a shit on someone over their gender here on /jp/.

>>7708564

I've seen a few people admit to being guys there. and I've not seen any Glee threads in a week. I think you must have not been there in a while. Or had terrible timing, but for me it's been fairly normal recently.

I don't think gender has anything to do with it, because i've met enough yuri fans who are both male and female that like the romantic, girl love side, and more hardcore yuri related porn (like BDSM)

Why does /y/ hate vaginas so much?

>>7708585
Not a /y/ user but vaginas are disgusting.

/cm/ is horrible too. I went there once, requesting pictures of guys abusing girls, because that is my fetish. And the fucking fujoshi called me a troll and deleted my thread. Fuck you, you fucking hambeasts!

It's terrible that the lesbian board is controlled by women but the gay boards are also! What the fuck is moot even doing?

>>7709233
Maybe you shouldn't use /c/ for your fetish shit.

>>7708585
There's nothing wrong with 2D vaginas.

>>7709236
Blind as a bat.

Fucking dykes everywhere in this thread. It's like a fish market.

>>7709256
It's like you really have a variety of vegetables stuck in your anus.

>>7709261
Owned and buttangry.

>>7709260
Yeah, it seems like there's been a recent influx of pretentious femanons lately. I wish they would fuck off or kill themselves. Either one is fine.

>>7709272
Why don't you go back to gayville already?

So many butthurt straight dudes in this thread.

If you can't fap to something gay you don't belong on 4chan.

>>7709286
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>7709289
>I am trained in gorilla warfare

Bwahahaha

>>7709289
>gorilla warfare
Every fucking time.

I think we can all agree that whether they're dykes or fujoshi, females ruin everything they touch.

Yurifags have yet to realize not everybody likes their fetish like yaoifags have learned. They post lesbians thinking "Hey, everybody's gonna like it" without really thinking their actions through.

>>7709309
That much is obvious.

>>7709313
Please do not disregard the recent /soc/ level gay threads.
This is coming from someone who embraces gay, straight, futa, beast, monster, etc.

>>7709313
Are you yuri-hating-homo-kun or just a butthurt yaoi fangirl?

>>7709322
You're almost as delusional as the guy who thinks only one person uses "2hu".

>>7709321
Those people seem to be a really small concentration of shitposters who have only recently realized how much fun it is to make daily dick threads on /jp/. I feel that the yurifags have plagued us for longer.

>>7709331
>delusional

Confirmed for YHH-kun, and maybe the 2hu fag too. I guess since the cast is all female you'd have a reason to cry about it all the time.

>>7709332
Are you new here? I see gay shit on /jp/ far more than yuri.

>>7709331
I think there are up to three of them now.

>>7709343
He wasn't talking about quantity.

>>7709358
One of them definitely posts more prominently than the others, though. It's the same guy that started that shit in the first place.

At least it's usually pretty easy to differentiate him from the other guys.

>>7709365
What the fuck else would he be talking about? The intensity of the shitposting? That doesn't even matter seeing as unpleasant threads can be ignored, hidden, or reported on sight anyway.

>>7709372
Roughly, how long they've been around in /jp/ in appreciable quantity.

The post in question can't even be read any other way.

>>7709374
Well, I was going by that standard anyway. I've seen gay threads all over the place here since over two years ago. Faggot.

Why do people use "2hu" anyway? It's not even a clever insult. Is it even an insult? It's just stupid. It just makes you look bad.

>>7709393
Why do people even care if people say 2hu anyway?

>>7709393
it's used to mock 2hu niggers

>>7709343
Protip:
Yuri is gay.

>>7709393
The guy who started using it thinks it's both clever and an insult I guess. At least that's what I gathered from his shitposting.

>>7709400
You know what I meant you stupid faggot. Stop nitpicking. Also,

>protip
>>>/b/

>>7709398
I care because it is always paired with a shitpost lowering the already low level of /jp/'s quality.

>>7709406
>Greentext
>>>/b/

>>7709409
Actually, he used it correctly. Take your butthurt elsewhere, please.

>>7709407
Oh no, not a shitpost in /jp/.

Even rarer than rice in China, those things.

>>7709406
>>7709409
We get it, you're both badass /jp/ users. Now cool off.

>>7709415
>butthurt
>>>/v/

>>7709409
Seriously?

>>7709415
>>7709406
Same person.

>>7709425
>board redirects
>reaction images
>/b/ terminology everywhere
>greentext
>crying about everyone else doing the above

I don't even think there's a board ON 4chan for you. Fuck off back to Gaia or Reddit or wherever you came from.

>>7709414
So you are defending shitposting? Then you ARE the problem.

>>7709427
>lol so randumreactionpic xD
>>>/b/

>>7709430
More than one person dislikes my shitposting? Must be the same guy!

>>7709434
Who are you quoting?
Get the fuck out /jp/ please.

>>7709332
Can you honestly say that the rivalry is at the same level now then it was then?

>>7709435
EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD NEEDS TO GET OUT OF /JP/, PRONTO

>>7709435
>xD

>>>/a/

>>7709445
Cool caps lock and image macro.

>>7709440
no u faggot suck my dick you fucking retard

>>>/a/
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>>7709443
"I'm so stupid that I can't detect sarcasm."
>>>/b/

>>7709450
Cool bitching about images on an imageboard. Reported for fake reporting and generally being a retard.

>>7709450
Nice reaction image there, /b/ro.

>>>/b/

chill, take comfort in knowing that summer is almost over

>>7709433
Bitching about shitposting is shitposting itself, you shitposter.

Look, there you go again.

>>7709452
"I'm so severely autistic that I think shitposting is okay as long as it's ironic"

>>>/a/
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>>7709467
>There you go again.

>>7709463
>spam
Reported.

>>7709462
Cry more. Reported.

This thread is the proof that Yurifags ruin everything.

>>7709469
>>7709471
>samefagging
>greentext
>its not shitposting when I do it

Reported.

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>>7709480
>samefagging
>greentext
>its not shitposting when I do it
Reported.

>>7709489
>its not shitposting when I do it
Reported.

>>7709483
Reporting for being mad as HELL and having a lack of wit.

Obligatory
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>>7709481
>implying that anyone is even talking about yuri anymore
>implying that you're not either a huge faggot or yaoi fangirl retard
>implying that you're not going to bitch about my use of greentext and a reaction image

>>7709498
Typical yuri dyke.

>>7709492
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I'm not very proud of this, but I never get bored of shitposting, reports and bitching about greentext or image macros.
Never change, /jp/.

>>7709504
Reported.

>>7709504
Reported for spam.

>>7709507
>implying that the yuri fans on here are female
>implying that you're not a yaoi fangirl

>>7709515
>>7709517
Reported for spamming reports as well as the word 'reported'. Also for being butthurt and gay.

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>>7709521
Yuri fans are either disgusting bifags or disgusting dykes.

>>7709533
>implying that you have any idea what the fuck you're talking about
>implying that the fact that you're a gay dude isn't the only reason you hate yuri

Don't you have a parade to attend?

I'll converse the yuri kids to the one real religion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjTTb0vcSZk

So much rage in this thread, nobody can have civil discussion on this thread, can't everyone just let it die?

Now to listen to sides blame eachother for it, its going to be great

>>7709539
>Gay hating gay things
Oxymoron dyke much?

>>7709552
People want yurifags to stop spamming so much shitty gay shipping all the time and yurifags respond by calling everyone who doesn't agree with them gay. It's like I'm in the 5th grade

~Yaoi has Junjou Romantica.
What has yuri?

>>7709552
>So much rage in this thread, nobody can have civil discussion on this thread, can't everyone just let it die?
Nobody is raging and nobody wants to have any civil discussion. People are just relentlessly shitposting for their own personal amusement.

I am not talking about doujins of course, but is there a single one good animated shoujo-ai/yuri except for SKU which of course doesn't count? I can't find any. Oh god, I regret Strawberry Panic. So stupid.

>>7709556
I know it's mind-blowing, but male x male shit is different from female x female shit. Hard to believe, isn't it?

>>7709567
YHH-kun, you post more yaoi shit here in one day than yurifags do in an entire week. Stop acting like you're 'part of the solution' or not a complete faggot that shitposts on the same level (if not worse) than the niggers you hate.

>>7709636
>I know it's mind-blowing, but male x male shit is different from female x female shit. Hard to believe, isn't it?
If you go to a gay parade you can find both. Hard to believe, isn't it?
>YHH-kun
Stop shitposting dyke, seriously.

>>7709636
Cool assumptions.
>>>/u/

>>7709649
Then why do you only bitch about yurifags when yaiofags are even more prominent? As for your other post:

>>7709656
There wasn't even any assumptions in there, genius. And stop samefagging because a particular post gets you upset.

You're both homos.

>>7709667
>Then why do you only bitch about yurifags when yaiofags are even more prominent?
>And stop samefagging because a particular post gets you upset.
Nice projection there dyke.
Looks likes everybody here hates you, and still, you don't get out.
Can't you do a sacrifice to help us all?

There is a reason yuri got split off from /d/.
Get that disgusting shit out of /jp/

>>7706668
i would feel like this

>>7709680
>everyone

You're the only person in here bitching about me. Your shitposting is actually so prominent that people actually recognize you in nearly every single thread you post in because of your fanatical level of hate towards yuri (and not yaoi).

And I'm a straight male, as much as you love to spam your 'lol ur lesbo femanon' nonsense. I don't even support yuri, I simply think you're a fucking retard for supporting yaoi shitposters and then turning around and crying about yuri shitposters, even when yuri isn't being posted sometimes. You still never answered why you do this.

On a side note, why do you even come to /jp/? I'm just curious. If you're here to troll I think /u/ would be a better place to piss off yuri fans.

Why would you bump such a thread?

>>7706668
Holy shit, you see what /jp/ has become? we use to just have a small little group of pure blood /jp/ers that talked about things in a high level manner,even if it had a bit of autism. Now /jp/ is filled with a gaia level userbase,even worse than fucking /v/ and /a/. Im leaving this shit hole, at least there is still /m/, which has a good elite pure blooded user base. /jp/ is totally done for,there is nothing good here left, i came for the user base but now its nothing but gays who love realshit,normalfags,even fucking hipsters who have no idea what /jp/ even is. I just cant understand how this shit happened..I mean its just such a fucking change.

That feel when this thread hasn't been deleted yet.

>>7709713
Yurishit attention whores

>>7709713
It pisses off YHH-kun. Childish I know. But it's not like there's even a single decent thread on /jp/ right now anyway.

>>7709718
You're still hanging around /jp/? Goddamn, fuck off already.

>>7709720
You want to answer my questions bro? I'm just curious.

>>7709667
I see your point now. Any yaoi shit that's here is usually in it's own thread made by someone trying to troll people. It's quickly ignored and reported. It seems like yuri shit is not only made in threads but put into image dumps and pushed into Touhou conversations. Not for the purpose of trolling but because people believe they can post it here. I guess that's what upsets me. It's like, there is /u/ for a reason. Not saying that the occasional yuri outside of /u/ is a problem but it appears there is a lot being posted on /a/ or /jp/. I don't so much hate yuri material but the stupid pairings and other crap that comes with it.

>>7709708
>You're the only person in here bitching about me.
>I don't even support yuri
>I simply think you're a fucking retard for supporting yaoi shitposters and then turning around and crying about yuri shitposters
Project and lie all you want, dyke.
But you will not change what I said.

This summer.

One person will be butthurt about lesbians. And he's finally taking the fight where it belongs: /jp/

Samefag chronicles: /jp/ edition. Starring Marlon Brando as the Japanese bird, Tom Cruise as what the HELL, and someone with autism as white ren.

>>7709752
Well that's actually reasonable. I don't like the Touhou shipping shit either. Sometimes I get the feeling that not all of the yaoifags are trolling though (see: that yaoi VN thread).

>>7709756
I lol'd.

>>7709759
No lies, no jokes, no projections. I'm serious dude.

>>7709752
I agree. They have that "lol everyone likes lesbians rite" air, which annoys me.

>>7709752
>>7709761
Nobody here actually seriously ships Touhous.

>>7709752
>It's quickly ignored and reported
Oh boy there are now 2 Yuri dykes!

>>7709781
Are you even being serious anymore?

>>7709768
>>7709756
Hey dyke, at least put efford on hiding your samefagging.
Also, I'm serious too.

I don't understand why anyone can be so butthurt about the merest mention of yuri or yaoi. There are yuri and yaoi related /jp/ content, /jp/ is not straight culture.

It just seems weird to me. This is 4chan. I can go a couple of boards over and see stuff way more depraved than the frankly vanilla act of two people of the same sex fucking.

>>7709796
>I don't understand why anyone can be so butthurt about the merest mention of yuri or yaoi
How about furry or guro? Or are you ok with that shit too? The point is, there is a place for yuri and yaoi trash, they have boards specifically for them. There is no need to bring that rubbish in here.

>>7709787
Why I wouldn't?

>>7709796
It's the culture surrounding it. Nobody cares about the act itself. People define their lifestyle based on who they fuck with. That pisses people off.

>>7709803

>Doesn't think straight people do the same thing.

For the record, as a guy, I only fap to futa and yuri.

>>7709801
Traps aren't yaoi.

>>7709794
I only posted >>7709768 . Of course, in your delusional eyes it doesn't even make a difference since everyone who disagrees with you is by default the same person.

Anyway, if you're not a troll, then it's fucking baffling to me that you like yaoi and consider it /jp/ related and yet hate yuri. I hate women too, but there's seriously more of them in the yaoi group than the yuri group. You'd have to be fucking blind not to see that.

ITT /jp/ - serious business

>>7709809
Someone said there were yaoi VN threads and stuff, which was what I was going with. I personally don't recall seeing many yaoi threads.

>>7709812
Don't lie to me dyke.

Also, I dislike both.

>>7709808
I don't see how at all. You'll have to give me an example (and not just something a fringe group does).

>>7709801
A fucking guro VN just came out and had general threads for a while. Did anyone give a shit? I mean, I hate idols and hatsune miku but they're still in /jp/. Just because my personal fetish does not involve them does not mean that they aren't related.

Your argument is "I don't like it, therefore it isn't /jp/ related" which is pretty common nowadays. That's mostly moot's fault since /jp/ is very poorly defined and moderated, but still, recognize things outside of your personal preference are still related to /jp/.

>>7709829
Dykes, dykes everywhere!

I've known a few people named "Lezlie"

>>7709821
I see one thread a month maybe, and slightly more frequent yuri recommendation threads. There's a lot of touhou shipping but come on, it's touhou, it's not like there's anything else that fandom is going to do.

>>7709829
You can say that as much as you want, but I haven't lied once yet. And I haven't seen you mention yaoifags in any of their threads.

>>7709838
Not the guy you quoted, but you're joking right? Most yaoi fans are female and most yuri fans are male. Something about not wanting to see the other gender's genitalia.

>>7709862
>And I haven't seen you mention yaoifags in any of their threads.
Well maybe because this is a Yuri thread?

>>7709808
>For the record, as a guy, I only fap to futa and yuri
>futa
You might as well fap to traps.

>>7709918

I don't really like dominant futa. I like the cuter girly futa. Those are better then traps

>>7709862
How does that answer my question?

>>7709952
The point was that it's a question that seriously doesn't even need to be answered, because it's common knowledge. If you're really so blind that you can't see that, then do a Google search or something. I'm sure there's more than enough statistics floating around.

>>7709838

I was the person you asked.

So a gay person can base their lifestyle around being gay, but a straight person can't? They can't date women/men or even find them attractive, dress themselves to meet their sexually attracted to gender?

Sex is part of human lifestyle and anyone bases it around having sex, imagined or otherwise, with who they find attractive.

>>7709982
You didn't even understand what I questioned, I see.

Stop defining your lifestyle based on who you have sex with. And stop defending it with something flawed like statistics. Statistics are meaningless.

>>7710008
Dude, there is no way that the person you're responding to will even be able to conceive of the fact that most of the stuff he does is based around his sexual orientation.

>>7710018
Yes, your personal opinion (as in the opinion of one person) is so much more reliable than something dumb like statistics. All statistics are false anyway right? If they show results I don't like then they were fabricated.

Do you realize how retarded you sound?