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7702724 No.7702724 [Reply] [Original]

Nasu doesn't wanna give us canon? We'll write our own canon. With blackjack and hookers.

You know what? forget the blackjack.

That or we could cut the crap and talk about carnival phantasm or anything but fucking powerlevels.

>> No.7702730

Could someone explain to me again why Arc is the strongest in the Nasuverse?

500,000 words at minimum please.

>> No.7702734

>>7702730
Because you exist, proving that if there is a god, he hates us all.

>> No.7702736

>>7702730
Nasu said so

>> No.7702745
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7702745

Hibiki and Chikage are the best TM characters. (and the blonde girl too).
I hope we'll see them in Carnival.

>> No.7702746

>>7702730
That's not how you spell ORT.

>> No.7702749

>>7702730
Because everyone wants to sleep with her.
And the amount of men who wants to fuck a woman is that woman's powerlevel.

Also explained why Reimu's the strongest in Touhouverse.

>> No.7702753

>>7702730
Ort is the strongest in the nasuverse not including the "extinct" primordial demon things.

>> No.7702789

ORT > Crimson Moon > Primate Murder > Zelretch > Gilgamesh > Arcueid

>> No.7702800
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7702800

It hardly seemed real. I had finally come face to face with the creature known as ORT. I had been warned that I would most likely be killed instantly, but events took a stranger turn.

"So... You're ORT? Impressive."
<YOU POSSESS IT.>
"It? What might that be?"
<THE GLAND. YOU POSSESS THE GLAND, HUMAN. IT DEMANDS THAT WE COPULATE WITHOUT DELAY.>
"I'm sure you're a nice... Person... But I'm not reall-"
<ENOUGH. INSERT YOUR HUMAN PENIS INTO MY GENITAL OPENING.>

With the strengh and power of a great white shark, one of ORT's tentacles shot out and tore my clothes from my body, while another stimulated my member.

"Jeez, is everyone on Mercury this forward? There'll be hell to pay if Arc finds out about this..."

Despite my protests, I was responding to ORT's caress. There was no avoiding it now.

"Are you ready?"
<PROCEED.>
"Um... Am I doing it right?"
<THAT IS MY LEFT NOSTRIL, HUMAN. TRY ONCE MORE.>
"How about... Here?"
<...ACCEPTABLE. DO NOT DELAY ANY LONGER, OUR GLANDS CALL OUT FOR ONE ANOTHER.>

I needed no further persuasion.

>> No.7702808
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I thrust into the creature known as the strongest among the twenty-seven dead apostle ancestors with all my strength. Her tentacles quivered like the flesh of a mollusk. Again and again I penetrated the enormous creature. It was all too clear what would happen to me if I didn't satisfy the Type-Mercury.

<PERHAPS... HUMANS ARE NOT AS WORTHLESS AS I BELIEVED.>

If I didn't know better, I would have thought the creature was blushing.

"I'll show you not to take us lightly, ORT."
<I'D... LIKE TO SEE THAT!>

I held off my own climax with all my strength, my partner wouldn't tolerate such a failure. But soon enough, she had reached the same point as I.

"ORT... I'm..."
<DEPOSIT YOUR REPRODUCTIVE CELLS INTO MY GENITAL OPENING, HUMAN!>
"Yes ma'am!"

I continued one with renewed vigor. I knew we were both close.

"Ugh... I'm..."
<YES.>

I shuddered as climax came at last, I shot my seed into what I had only guessed was her most intimate of places.

<SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEE!!>

Just then, my world went red. My eardrums had exploded under the force of ORT's cry of passion. As I lost consciousness, I prayed that my lover did not share the spider's habit of eating their mates.

>> No.7702810

>>7702800
>>7702808
mollusks check, awkwardly described sex check, painful defloration absent

I give you 4 Nasus out of 5

>> No.7702814

>>7702810

Copypasta, though.

>> No.7704319

>>7702789
Type Moon (Crimson Moon) = ArcheType Earth (Arcueid) ≥ Type Venus > Balor of the Evil Eye ≥ Arcueid (50%) > Primate Murder > Zelretch > Gilgamesh > Arcueid (30%)

>> No.7704329

>>7702753
She is outright stated to be stronger than the Promordial Demons. Same for Ryougi.

>> No.7704338

>>7702753
>>7704329

Nasu's never even said what the fuck those are.

My imagination says they're the original inhabitants of Earth that the Mesopotamian Creator-God went around Enuma Elishing all over.

>> No.7704414

carnival phantasm will be my first and last piece of official TM media I will consume.

>> No.7704438

What is the deal with the whole power levels thing? I mean, why bother?

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>>7702800
>>7702808

Better than Sakura's h-scenes.

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