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Can we also discuss the prostate?

>>7691619

I've found my prostate and tried massaging it with my finger. It feels like I'm gonna shit myself.

>>7691624
Yeah, same for me. It just gives me the feeling that I need to take a shit. It's somewhat okay in its own way on the toilet, but it's nothing like fapping.

>>7691624
>>7691629
I got the feeling like I was piss. I liked it.

>>7691648
Was about to piss, that is. No idea how I made that mistake.

>>7691663
bart get out im piss

>>7691570
I have the secret twin tales Sana and it doesn't really feel as tight after the first 5 uses on the first night. Rather disappointing it stretched so fast, enjoyed it though.

>>7691619
I had an aneros at one point in time, took much practice but I almost had a no-hands orgasm while imagining i was a little girl and it felt incredible.

I also feel like I'm going to piss when prostate massaging.

I have a white fliphole. It feels amazing. Its best to not masturbate with hands for a little while so you get more sensitive down there to really appreciate onahole.

>>7691862

What does "practice" even mean?

>>7692058

From what I hear it's just using it often enough or something of the sort until you get used to it. I haven't used one of those things though so I don't know exactly how accurate that is.

>>7692058
You need to clench it at just the right tightness to get it to fidget back and forth against your prostate, its pretty god damn hard.

Perhaps someone stronger can help me out, you know those prostrate massagers that have that other part that comes up (pic related), does that part feel uncomfortable pressing up against you?

Moreover what does that part feel like?

>>7692074
Are you talking about the part that comes up on the handle?

It massages the perineum. Which adds to the pleasure in a subtle way. Its hard to describe.

>>7692081
>Are you talking about the part that comes up on the handle?

I reckon it is, and so I leave, just as clueless.

If you guys want something up your butt, you can use my penis.

for $80 bux or whatever it is, I'd want something that was also a fairly sophisticated computer peripheral, discount on the dildo equivalent for my gf/partner/whatever

I can't see spending more than like $10 on a silicone tube with foam bumps and condom lube in it

anyway, click on the jay list ad and delete this thread, it's worthless

never change /jp/, never change

I personally prefer my dildo to my onahole myself~

what happens if you stick one of those prostate faggers in a fleshlight / "onna hole" anyway?

Bought a fleshlight. It was kinda meh to me. Too loose but then again my penis is only 4.5 girth. Kinda skinny. But, if that is what an almost close to accurate sensation of a vagina is (without the pussy juice, muscle spasms etc) then I'm going to be thoroughly disappointed if I EVER have sex.

Also, bought a Tenga Deep throat cup. The suction/farting sounds made me laugh the entire time. I came but it was nothing spectacular. I think I might have wore out my pleasure sensation zone in my brain or something. Masturbation just bores me to death these days.

>>7692126
T-that is just too lewd.

>>7692143

Admittedly I'm bored with it too. I find myself doing it a lot less nowadays. It's probably for the better though.

>>7692074

Are there hunks of plastic that massage your prostate that are not $50?

>suction/farting sounds

>>7692150
Yes its called a dildo.
They are fairly cheap.

>>7692143
♪ When masturbation's lost its charm

and nothing's on ♫

>>7692150
Get a doc johnson medium. Should be about $8.

>>7692157

What are those things like anyways?

>>7692187
um, what's your question?
It's a rubber dick

>>7692181

this thing? how would it work? the prostate is at an angle ...

>>7692191

I guess I mean what is the sensation like I guess. It might be less boring than masturbating normally, so I was wondering.

>>7692199
It's fucking cheap, and trust me, you'll feel it.
Decide you want more? Shell out for better tools.

>>7692187
Its like a prostate massager, just alot better.

Though i prefer vibrators to dildo's, nothing beats a good one with a powerful vibration function hitting all the good spots~

>>7692204

it's like having a plastic dick in your ass

>>7692206

Oh, okay, thanks for the answer I guess. Was considering it since I've been bored with masturbation.

>>7692212
get a job, do something.
Boredom gone!

>>7692228
In all my life, I've never been as bored as I was during that four days I held a job.

I mean at least back in school I could just sleep.

weener peen

>>7692235
Fap furiously, got get a bitch.
Play vidya.
Jeez, I'd never stick a dildo up my ass...
Your decision, just saying that instead of doing all of this you could have done something productive and good.
you could, but you choose

>>7692252

>you could have done something productive and good
>implying life isn't absolutely pointless and anything productive can come out of it

>>7692252
Do you realize where you are.

Who the fuck are you?

>>7692252
I do, and I have a waifu
Nah, read VNs though, so that's close enough
And this is where we differ
I'm always doing something both productive and good, I'm slowly draining the US government by being a burden

>>7692252
Who the fuck are you?

>>7692271

>I'm slowly draining the US government by being a burden

Tell me your secrets

>>7692264
It was already too late.

Captcha: internet atentioa,
signals?

>>7692277
Why shold you ask that?
And what have I done?

>>7692274
If someone spoke to you offline, could they immediately tell that you are not right?

If so, go apply for SSI. If not talk to Sudo, he's great at helping people find their inner disability. Though I hear the program may be getting cut with all this sillyness about our debt, so getting in may be hard.

>>7692289

I believe he's asking what great accomplishments you have achieved in your life to tell others to do something productive

>>7692277
he's a "hollow," don't acknowledge you can see his posts or he'll visit you late at night & vamp your soul

pic related

>>7692289
>And what have I done?
This is what I'm wondering.

>>7692274

Autism checks

>>7692274
>>Tell me your secrets

Ask me your questions.

>>7692293
Productive =/= great achievments
I think that working and earing money, thus contributing society is enought to be called productive.
I already told him that if he wanted a new way to fap, to do it. Just pointing that getting a dildo up your ass is neither normal nor usual in normal people, but I don't know why I bother, this is /jp/

>>7692308
Or helping it into it's grave should you strongly disagree with it's policies but consider it too much trouble to leave your room.

...thuk, thbbbpt... thuk, thbbbpt...

>>7692299
Don't get mad, I've worked and studied. Just trying to have a life without mom's basement and money. Living by yourself, doing something elese, I'm not telling you how to live your life, not at all. But please, have a bit of respect, I think I'm worth a bit of respect as I haven't trolled and tried too hard like the way you did.

>>7692308

>2011
>contributing to society

>>7692321
>worth a bit of respect
Get out.

>>7692321

>I've worked and studied.

Do elaborate

>>7692330
I had something like this done to remove a splinter from under my nail once.

I have not, and shall not seen a doctor since, for any reason.

>>7692323
>2011
>Still such fags
Never change /jp/.

>>7692338

Are you perhaps a little frustrated?

>>7692338
>>>/v/

>>7692341
Absolutely not.
Should I?
I'm quite happy with everything, except for fags like >>7692335

>>7692337
holy shit

>>7692349
>I'm quite happy with everything except for fags like >>7692335
Your stay in /jp/ will be miserable forever.

>>7692349
>Absolutely not.
Since you replied him I'm assuming the hat fits you, so yes, yes you are.

As for me, still waiting for my JPSP package. I kind of wish I waited a little longer until I had enough money to get shipping with tracking.

I thought we were talking about sticking things up our butt.

What happened?

>>7692358
Some namefag found something up his.

>>7692345
oh finally, been waiting to save that

thanks

took you long enough

>>7692355
Meh, can deal with them eventually, like now, I ain't even mad.
>>7692352
Holy shit, no. Though there's no way I can prove that to you, so it's just my word. Believe it or not, I'm happy and I am not frustrated

>>7692363
yeah a stick!!

Why do people with tripcodes ruin the threads they post in?

Saged, hidden, reported, called the cops, alerted the national guard, summoned the UN for an emergency meeting

>>7692366
So what's your point?

>>7692369
Because, by nature they strive off attention, which diverts it from the topic at hand. As such that's why trolls pick them up when they come here.

>>7692369
Because other have to be bitching at the fact that I use a trip.
Seriously guys, what's your problem with it?

>>7692373
Your shitty posting and your tripcode are not directly related. Either could exist without the other.

>>7692369
Why do some people need to astroturf as anonymous?

>>7692372
This actually makes a lot more sense than the response the one the tripcode user gave.

>>7692373

Because you ruined a perfectly good thread by being an attention whore and insecure about your sexuality.

>>7692393
Please stop replying to yourself.

>>7692394

Indeed, now lets get back to the topic at hand ... what are some good yet cheap vibrators?

>>7692394
Please stop believing I'm not using the trip to post and reply to myself, seriously.
/jp/ is shittier everyday.

hey wait, who's deleting my posts and why?

I just told people to click on the j-list ads, what the hell?

>>7692406
It's against most places TOS to suggest clicking ads.

Wow this thread went from masturbating to 'I'm leeching off of society because life is meaningless aren't I cool guys? Hey....guys?"

>>7692422
Hey, guy!

>>7692411
Hey, guy!

>>7692407
Define good.

>>7692411

>'I'm leeching off of society because life is meaningless aren't I cool guys? Hey....guys?"

try hard hipster detected , 'I'm a contributing member society because I do exactly what the media tells me and live like a zombie because I can't think for myself aren't I cool guys? Hey....guys?"

>>7692409
well whatever, list it in the rules if it's a rule
I'm sick to death of these no-warning unlisted secret rules

anyway I've never been in trouble for that here or the equivalent anywhere else, j-list pays for a banner on 4chan which was what I was talking about

>>7692448
Rule 11.

>>7692448
j-list is shit anyways. I'd never buy stuff from them. Too overpriced.

>>7692407
There are alot of good ones, for a male starter i would suggest a simple straight one with vibration and without curves and all that.

>>7692457
is irrelevant here, what I posted wasn't an ad, look in the archive, I was saying to click on one of 4chan's ads

and anyway people post really blatant ads all the damn time for their fucking streams etc.
I swear if I get singled out for a ban for being silly in this whole huge thread of depressing blatant trolling I'm going to bitch to moot

"no fun allowed" sucks

>>7692479
No one's asking you to stay.

>>7692479
Listen

Most places have a strict rule that you shouldn't encourage your traffic to clicks ads. You suggested just that, so a mod or janitor deleted the offensive comment to stay in line with the rule.

Is very simple, da?

>>7692492
I don't even understand why this lesser offenses get deleted so easy, but the inflamative and hatefull comments live long.
Seriously mods.

>>7692495
Moot had encourage raids on this board several times. They are likely encouraged to see this board be griefed.

i got the rolling head the other day. took me literally 10 minutes to stick it in. seriously. i think i got the extra small size or something. and it was so overfilled with lube. i ended up making a huge mess. i threw it out after cumming inside it. felt like cumming in a little girl

>>7692503
You happen to know what that feels like how?

>>7692509
you know how

>Hey guys can you tell me how to masturbate with this masturbatory aid
>YEAH WELL I LIKE STICKING THINGS UP MY ASS

>>7692503

Idk about the rolling head, but the insert of the cup comes out pretty easily and can easily be washed and reused

to buy the flip hole for 120 dollars or not...

>>7692477

I don't plan to buy more than one ... what's a good one for a prostate massage?

>>7692592
Any vibrator that looks like the silver one will do a good job.

There are hundreds of them with the same dimensions and looks under different names so it should be easy enough to find something like it as its a pretty standard one.

To add on that is to get the most out of them you should "clean" your insides before use.
This can be done easy in many ways at home, so google that.

bump

bumpan

Still waiting for my JPSP package. I wish I had waited a few days until I had enough money to upgrade my shipping to something that has a tracking number.

>>7695836

We heard you the first time. I hope it gets lost and never arrives.

>>7695853
Oh my, how rude of a thing to say. Well, my doorbell did ring today at 9 AM but by the time I got there nothing and nobody was there. Of course I could have dreamt that I heard the doorbell ringing. Wouldn't be the first time.