/jp/ - Otaku Culture

UZUMAKI was horrible.

new Yukkuri easy place!!!

This hole, it was made just for Yu

>>7666427
this' real cute. translation please?

>>7670017
translation is at http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/39983
with followup at http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/40031

>>7666427
>>7670052
fishy. this most likely won't end well.

>>7670052
thanks!

i'm assuming this replaces the old yukkuri thread right? unless there's another one floating around here...

>>7670069
you mean totally not-guro and the sensitive people who spam it? How about not

>>7670063
artist posted the rough sketches before he posted these...no it doesn't

DRR... DRR... DRR...

>>7666300
QUALITY FUCKING THREAD GUYS, GO BACK TO FUCKING /a/

>>7670091
couldn't you say this of places like oyp as well? as in not-guro everywhere and sensitive people spamming cuz there's hardly anything for them

>>7670111
Except OYP is for that and /jp/ is not.

>>7670144
bump

I spent most of my off hours this past week just reading yukkuri fanfic. I want to stop, but somehow I can't.

Raising Badged Yukkuri was amazing.

Super-spicy Reimu and Coffee Alice

What the fuck is city-sect, anyway?

>>7673681
It is a sect, or organisational and ideological grouping, from a city. Alice is a member.

>>7673681
The opposite of country bumpkin.

mister spaghetti is very city-sect

>>7673681
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Cherry_Blossom/Translation/Marisa%27s_Scenario#Stage_3

OYP is down, some strays claim it as their own easy place.

>>7673699
what the hell happens in the last panel?

>>7674161
it's her cock. she got her own little one pregnant.

and since having babies requires a lot of bean paste to be given to the babies on the stalk and since children don't have that much paste to give in the first place, you get a dead kid.

happens to adults as well if they get to many stalks in one fuckathon.

yay! new yukkuri easy place!

Not being able to go to OYP is giving me withrawal symptoms

>>7674926
I know that feel bro.

>>7666300
They turn into regular Touhous on the other side.

yu...
come back OYP...
can't take it easy...

What the hell is going on? I can't access One Yukkuri Place for some reason. Is anybody else having this problem?

>>7675051
everyone is having this problem
http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/http://www.yukkuri.shii.org/

>>7675061
The gods have forsaken us.

Yukkuri family emigrate.

>>7675061
>no yukkuri palace

>>7673654
>>7673659
I liked Dosu in the City.

Shii recently killed his gopher too.

WHAT THE FUCK SHII?

OYP is back!
Hallelujah!

>>7674926
>>7674980
There's also this place
http://sites.google.com/site/yukkurifanfics/

"I'm home, Yuka."
"Welcome home, mister~♥"
"Oh?... You seem particularly cheer---wait what's this."

Mister looked at the basket full of carrots, potatoes, various unknown green vegetables (to him), beans and a small sack of fruits, washed completely clean and ready for cooking and consumption. Yuka beamed next to the big basket, and mister wondered how Yuka had managed to carry this basket, let alone wash the fruits. He stared at the amount of vegetables in the basket and felt a cold chill go down his back.

And Tofu. A big chunk of tofu, perfectly rectangular in shape, resting in its wooden mold. The same mold mister made last week for Yuka.

"Why do you need this mold, Yuka?"
"It's a secret~♥"

She had said. Now Mister realize he was tricked. Yuka somehow made tofu. Fresh tofu.

Mister hates tofu.

"W... Wow... this is... uh, quite a lot. Yeah.... a lot.... of... vegetables. Big harvest. Of vegetables. And how the heck did you make tofu?!"
"Yuka picked the best mister vegetables today ~♪ How Yuka made mister tofu is a secret~♥"
"A... Ah... I see... but... this is quite a lot... No meat. Yeah, no meat. At all. You can't grow meat. Right. Tofu and beans have protein. No meat. This is... very balanced... Like a perfect pyramid. Of health. Minus the meat. Yeah...."
"That's right~ And this is allllll~ grown from Yuka's garden~ all fresh~ and filled with Yuka's hard work and love~♥ "
"Ah... I really... uh... appreciate....your love and... do... do you want to get some take out today? Or go to a restaurant? We can go to that restaurant you liked so much and-"
"Nope♥"
"A... Ahhhhhh!! N...Nooo!! Don't...Don't smile at me like that!!! I just wanted... I just... I didn't... can I get some steak or..."
"Smiling like what~? What's a mister 'steak'? Yuka doesn't know what's a mister steak~♪"
"L... Lies!!! Last time you had a big slice of...."

Yuka inched up closer to mister, her smile getting closer and closer until it was almost too radiant for mister to stare at. It was like gazing into the gorgon's eyes, and mister found himself slowly solidifying on the inside. He sulked and gave in.

"..... O...Ok fine.... we'll eat these today... again... I... just really want to eat some meat once in a while... you know?"
"Yufufu!! There's nothing wrong with eating mister vegetables!! How can mister be afraid of mister vegetables, even yukkuris aren't afraid of mister vegetables~ Ohohoho~♪"
"I never said I didn't .... I just... really... "
"Mister works so much more lately, so mister needs to take care of the body and replenish nutrients!! So Yuka put in extra effort to make sure mister vegetables grow nice and big and are full of nutrients and they're finally ready for harvest, so mister better enjoy it!!"
"You...You mean you grew these just for me? That's so sweet."
"YUUU!?! O... Of course not!! Y... Yuka didn't plan a crop harvest rotation for a good balance of vitamins and minerals or anything to make sure mister's healthy and--YUUUUUUUOOOOOO WHAT DID MISTER MAKE YUKA SAYYYY!!!"
"OOHHHHH YUKA YOU ARE SO CUTE COMERE----"
"T...This is just a hobby!!! Don't touch Yuka!!! Pervert!!"


***************

They had overly stir-fried vegetables with a tofu-hotpot that all but disintegrated into a mushy soup that night. And a weird salad that has many things that shouldn't be in there.

"Why did mister put so much oil in mister vegetables!?! And mister carrots are completely shredded and soaked with sauce!!! All the greens are wilted from the high heat!!!! Why are mister potatoes fried!?!? All the nutrients leak out of mister broccoli if mister boils it for that long!!! Mister broccoli should be lightly blanched or steamed!!!! And where did mister tofu go!?!? What happened to mister tofu hotpot!?!?"
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me."
"How did mister screw up mister salad!?!!? Mister just needed to chop up mister lettuce and... is that mister potato? In mister salad? Raw?"
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me."
"YUUUUUUU!!! Yuka's mister vegetablessss!!! Yuka's blood and sweat!!!!! YUUUUGGGIIIIIII!! Mister is so hopeless!!!"
"*sniff* I'm sorry. Please forgive me."
"YUUUOOOOOOOO!!!! If Yuka had arms Yuka would choke mister for being such a bad cook!!!"
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me."
"Yuka will have to help mister eat these... Yuka doesn't even know what these things are anymore...."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me."

The meal was delicious, nevertheless.

"Mister should go sleep already!! Staying up late is not good for mister's health..."

Yuka bounced up the larger stairs, and slowly peeked around the door frame that led into mister's office. Normally she wouldn't come up here at night, and she wouldn't go in the office when mister is working for fear of distracting him.

To be quite honest, Yuka doesn't really know how mister makes money, the laws of finance and trade beyond Yuka's ability to grasp... All she knows is that mister worked long hours, left the home early and came home late and tired most of the time. Then, he'd sometimes stay cooped up in his office even after he comes home, typing or writing about something that's far beyond her comprehension. Yuka wondered if mister could truly take it easy with a schedule like that.

Yuka cherishes the weekends when mister would be home all day, but lately even that's been at a premium.

"Sorry Yuka, Mister has a lot of new projects that he needs to take care of. Once this is done then we can take it easy together for a long time, I promise. "

was what mister said. Yuka had no choice but to believe.

Peeping into the room, Yuka saw mister snoring soundly at the desk, his arms folded and the monitor still emitting a dim light. Yuka sighed and moved to wake mister up, bouncing behind him and up a small stepping bench that mister specially setup for her. Yuka was about to call out to mister but stopped when she saw what was on the computer screen. The internet browser was open, with a few tabs that had clearly readable titles, even for Yuka.

"How to cook vegetables"
"Tofu: The easiest thing to fuck up and how you can avoid that mistake."
"Tips on keeping your greens greener"
"Healthy ways to cook vegetables and 101 recipes"
"foodnetwork.com -> best broccoli recipes"
"Hotpots in under 30 minutes"
"Amaz0n.com -> the vegetarian bible"

Deep in the middle of the night, Yuka suddenly jolted awake, sweating profusely from head to toe and gasping for air. She looked down at her belly and saw that there was no stick protruding from it, and breathed out a sigh of relief. These terrible memories still came back to her occasionally, but lately they've been much more vivid, and she wondered why. Yuka never used to remember the bad things that happened to her so vividly... something felt different somehow.

Yuka wondered whether it was because of mister. She felt a strange attachment to mister that has been growing lately, a feeling beyond "mister is a person that can take it easy so Yuka can take it easy with mister" ... and she felt oddly at peace with that fact. Even her garden seemed secondary to mister now, serving more as a tool than an actual necessity lately. She even planned the whole crop rotation for mister... This startled her when she thought about it.

Just one year ago, Yuka would've gladly given up her life to protect the garden... but she's not so sure now. Yuka still feels a savage urge to garden, a need that she needs to satiate before feeling easy... but lately those feelings are becoming more tame, and often times she forgets to water or weed the plants on Saturday and Sunday when she's spending time with mister. What is happening to her? Is she sick? If she was with other Yuka types she'd have already been thrown out for being a "not easy Yuka". She chuckled at the irony, remembering the words that Marisa and Reimu had hurled at her before they disappeared somewhere.

Shaking these thoughts off, Yuka hopped off her warm and cozy bed and shivered a little bit as she bounced across the chilly hardwood floor. She moved towards the kitchen to get some water, but Yuka glanced upstairs and saw that mister's office lights were still on. She frowned.

Yuka felt a pang of guilt run through her. Is this the reason why mister was staying up so late?

"Yu, Mister..."
"Hm.... No more... vegeta....-huh? Oh I fell asleep at my desk again... I'll get up."
"Mister..."
"Sorry sorry, I'll go sleep properly..."
"..."
"Hm? What's wrong?"
"....Y...Yu...Um...Yu.... Yuka had a nightmare, can Y-Yuka sleep in Mister's room today?"
"Hm? My room? I don't mind but.... Ohohoho I see. You don't need to make excuses to sleep with mister!! It's ok, mister is full of love!! Just for you!! I've been waiting for you to ask!! Mister will give you loooots of rub-rub!!"

Yuka made a incredulous face when mister started to gyrate his hip in a circular fashion, culminating in a hip-thrusting motion.

"...Rub-rub with what?... Nevermind, Yuka is going back to bed right after retching in mister toilet... Yuka saw something she shouldn't have... "
"W... What do you mean!?! Are you making fun of me?!? I'll make it stand up right now, you'll be sorry that---"
"YUUUUAAAAA NO NO NO STOP!! YUKA DOESN'T WANT TO SEE THAT!!! YUKA WILL HAVE MORE NIGHTMARES!!! Yuka is going back to bed!!! Pervert!!!"
"I'm just kidding!!! Hey no come back!! I'm sorry!!"
"Don't touch Yuka!! Yuka's going to get pregnant if Yuka stays near mister!!!"
"Please come back~!! I'm sorry, I really am!! Please sleep in mister's room tonight~~ Pretty please???"
".... just don't touch Yuka."

>>7677518
continue.

>>7677518

What a lovely story... Well done.

>>7677518
;_;

Someone post abuse please.

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A sunny Saturday morning. A few wisps of cloud hung in the air, and the warm Spring breeze brushed gently across Yuka's face through the open window. The gentle caressing rays of the first morning sun beamed through between the shades, stabbing into yuka's eyes with an unwelcoming jolt.

"Yugu.... mister sun... go away..."

Yuka turned around and planned to bury her face back in her bed, but she heard mister make the same groggy noise as her. She turned around like a sloth to see mister drooling on his pillow, oblivious to the sun's inviting rays and mumbling something about construction overhead. Yuka giggled to herself at the sight.

Mister had been afraid of squashing Yuka in his sleep, so he had told her to sleep on the floor in one of his bathrobes, but Yuka had waited until mister fell asleep before jumping on his bed, snuggling into the side of his pillow like a cat.

Yuka stared intently at mister's face, checking to see if he's awake. When she's satisfied that mister is still asleep, she moved closer to whisper in his ear.

"Mister~ Yuka's sorry for yelling at mister last night~ Yuka knows mister tries very hard... If Yuka had arms and legs, Yuka can cook for mister~ "
"Mmghurrrrmmm...."
"But Yuka can't do anything... Yuka always wastes mister's time and money... and Yuka always make mister buy random plants... Mister doesn't need to buy special mister munch-munch, Yuka is ok with mister vegetables and fruits in the yard........... Although technically mister bought seeds for those too. Hrrrrmmmm...."
"Mmrrhgggguuuu...... tax return...."
"Yu~ Thank you mister~ For always indulging Yuka♥ "

Checking to see if mister was still sleeping, Yuka sheepishly moved closer.

Chu.

Yuka quickly planted a little kiss on mister's forehead.

"mmmmm... yes..."
"Y... Yugu!??! (Did Yuka wake mister up....??!? Did mister hear....)"
"Mrrrgghh.... yes... step on me more..."
".... Yu?"
"mmmyes... Yuka♥.... with ... toes... mm...."
"...."
"mmm... let mister slap that-"
"WAKEEEEEEE UPPPPPPPP!!!!!"
"GEUWHG OH GOD WHAT"
"Mister.... Mister..... PERVERTTTT!!!! LECHERRR!!!"
"WHAT IS THE HOUSE ON FIRE YUKA COME HERE MISTER WILL--- wait what it's morning what's going on..."
"NOTHING!!!! It was wasted on mister!!!"
"W... Why are you so angry??? What was wasted?? Did I do something in my sleep??"
"No!!! Yuka is going to eat breakfast!!!"
"Wait... what was I dreaming about, it was something good...."
"BREAKFAST!!!!"
"Why are you so angry?"
"YUKA'S NOT ANGRYYYY!! PERVERT!!!"
"But I didn't even do anything yet!!! All I have is this morning wood here-"
"YUUUYAAAAAAAAA---"

===============
Saturday afternoon
===============

Sitting on a small bench in the middle of a park (not DOS Park), mister leaned back in the shade of the tree, Yuka snoring contently in his lap. The warm afternoon sun punched through the foliage like little spears of light, and the wind whistled quietly across the park. This is a spot that's been getting popular lately for people with yukkuri pets, and everywhere mister looked there were pet yukkuris and their owners, frolicking in the park.

The best part is that this park has a strict "no stray yukkuri" policy, enforced 24/7.

It took a little bit of convincing on mister's part to get Yuka to sit on his lap.

So peaceful. A great relief from the stress of work every day. He made sure he shut off his Blackberry and pager before relaxing in the bench, but the sharp edges poked into his thigh as a stark reminder of his responsibilities.

Even if he did say that this place was in the middle of nowhere, mister knows that this town will develop into a great metropolis in the near future with the way things are going. There's no new dosu-yukkuri in the park yet, but it seems there are talks of new research facilities and universities centered around yukkuris being planned in the area. There's a rapid growth of interest in the town thanks to the urbanization plan and yukkuris, and therefore a lot of good business opportunities.

To be honest, he's tired of the game of earning money with money. Being in this town for the past two years has changed his perspective... With this project finished, he can retire early if he sells his shares in the company.... but...

Mister looked down at Yuka, and wondered how much more time he has with her. Normally, it's rare to see a yukkuri live past 5 years, with the average being around 3. Dosuyukkuris can live much longer, and so can bodied yukkuris... but they are both extremely rare, especially Yuka types.

Yuka's almost 3 years old now.

Mister often wondered if Yuka will ever see this little town grow into a sprawling metropolis, and he wondered what will happen to the garden that Yuka had created with her sweat and blood once she's gone. He wanted her to see this town grow into a city, and he wanted her to see his part in this monumental construction work. Would she live that long? Will he be able to bare staying in the same house that he had specially designed for her?

Could he possibly get a new Yuka once this one's gone?

Maybe. But she won't be the same Yuka. They've been through a lot together... and that's the problem with good yukkuri pets. They're very hard to let go. He had grown so close to her in the past two years.

Mister frowned at the thought and brushed Yuka's hair gently, and she stirred a bit, mumbling to herself in her sleep. Maybe Yuka will turn into a dosu and live for longer....

Nah.

Mister chuckled sadly at the thought, and the shaking woke Yuka up. A small trail of drool dangled from her mouth, and she blinked her groggy eyes and smacked her lips.

"Yu? How long did Yuka sleep..."
"Yuka, you're drooling."
"Yu? YYYUUUUAAAA!!!"
"NNNNHOOOO YOU'RE SO CUTE."
"NOOO!! Don't touch... Yu? What's that little bulging feeling underneath.... "
"It's mister's peni-peni~♥ "
" YUUUUAAAAAAANONONONONOOOO--"
"Yuka? Where are you going?"
"Yu, excuse me mister officer, mister over there sitting on that bench is a PERVERT and-"
"YUKAAAA WAAAAAIT THAT'S JUST MY CELL PHONE!!! JUST MY PHONE!!!"

But for now, he'll enjoy whatever time they have together.

>>7677664
love this story, yuka's adorable

>>7675084
OMG where do you get these?

>>7677877
This is the full story: http://sites.google.com/site/yukkurifanfics/home/series/dosu-in-the-city/white-end-yuka-s-slice-of-l
ife

Even comiket won't be crowded!

>>7679684
Aww that's noice...

>>7679714
noice? Page 1/15 in a Yukkuri doijin? You poor innocent manchild.

>>7679766
being yukkuri is suffering

>>7679684
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/125
the title kind of spoils what happens though

cute!

Protect your Pudding

is that fucking zoombinis

>>7680727

As cute as this is, what's going on?

If adult house-yus are the size of normal koyukkuri, does that mean dosu house-yus would be the size of normal adults?

You will never raise mini yukkuris in a cardboard house in your desk drawer.

;_;

>>7681354
>You will never raise mini yukkuris
Says you. Once I got nuts all I will do is raise hallucinatory yukkuris
I can't wait

>>7681754
>Once I got nuts all

I think you are already nuts.

>>7681354
there's at least 3 yukkarium simulators being worked on at the moment. 2D yukkuri is just as good as 3D, no?

>>7681768
keta it syea!

Aya types are tje best

>>7681807
ooh, conceited conceited.

>>7681769
Oh really? Any word on how far along they are?

Where can I download all the translated yukkuri doujins? Is there a pack containing them all?

>>7682852
Not mine, but some kind soul from this very board I believe made this compilation. Enjoy.

part 1 : http://www.mediafire.com/?smt4j18by3ikdhr
part 2 : http://www.mediafire.com/?rb3amd8jl1m6j8i
part 3 : http://www.mediafire.com/?mssq664d3drd2y8
part 4 : http://www.mediafire.com/?gagy38qypd3ay39
part 5 : http://www.mediafire.com/?yinb9ymcri5v2pq

>>7681769
3? I thought there was just the one Japanese simulator.

>Miiii

take it monstrositeasy

>>7682890
Why are they all the same thing? Whats the difference between part 1 and part 2 etc etc.

Anko 3377: Even Remilia Won’t Touch Icky House-Yus

“Wow, you sure got a lot today, Remilia!”
“Uuu--Got lots and lots of sweet-sweets, do~! Remi-lia-Uu~!!”

My pet yukkuri Remilia (bodied) and I were walking home after
volunteering at our neighborhood’s monthly stray-yukkuri purge. In her
right hand, Remilia held tight to a plastic bag full of snacks that
she had received from a factory employee. Besides my Remilia, lots of
other badged predator-type yukkuris--Remilias, Flans, Yukas, Nues, and
such--helped with the extermination, and all the participants were
rewarded with snacks. Remilia loved it, and she eagerly hunted with
all her might. The only negative was that I couldn’t let her out of my
sight--one time, she got too eager and nearly took out somebody’s pet
yukkuri.

“Mister, let’s hurry home and eat sweet-sweets, do~! Remilia can
hardly wait, do~!”
“Okay, okay, calm down, we’re almost there.”

We reached the single-room eight-mat apartment on the second floor, I
unlocked the door, and one man and one yukkuri went inside. Just
then--

HEY, THAT BLOB LOOKS LIKE A CHARACTER FROM THE TOUHOU

BUT WHY IS SHE NEXT TO A ROCK WITH HER EXACT IMPRINT?

IT KIND OF LOOKS SPOOKY YET SILLY

I MEAN, SPOOKY THAT AN IMPRINT OF HER WOULD BE ON A ROCK

BUT SILLY IN THAT SHE'S A BEANBAG

>>7686506
Stop it, you're just making an ass of yourself.

>>7685631
I don't know as I don't have them downloaded but they are probably split between the 5 parts, like 1 folder 5 parts. When you open up one of the archives you can see the files but say you only have part 1. Depending on the method of compression you either get only 1/5th of each file (leading to either decompression errors) or you only get 1/5 of the files actually available to view, the rest giving errors upon extraction.

>>7686506
It's time for you to go to bed, grandpa.

>>7686510
No, that's actually you for bothering to reply.

>>7686510
he's the best poster on /jp/ right now

“Yu?”
“Huh?”
“U?”

“““...............................”””

““UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!””
“Huh!? Whoa!!!”
“UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! A HOUSE-YU, DO~~~~~~!!!”
“MISTER HUMAN IS HOME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!”

Uh, allow me to clarify the situation. I opened the door, Remilia
went in first, I stepped into the entryway, and just as I was about to
take off my shoes, there, smack-dab in the middle of the room, was a
grubby, baby-yukkuri-sized Marisa bouncing along with a small bag in
her mouth. After a moment of silence, the two yukkuris started
screaming. Crying, Remilia clung to me. She was trembling, her face
buried against my stomach. On the other hand, the Marisa that Remilia
had pegged as a house-yu... she hopped away towards a chest of
drawers.

...Or rather, she still _was_ hopping--progressive tense--with all her
might.

If it really was a house-yu, I wanted to catch it ASAP, but I couldn’t
move with Remilia clinging to me. At a loss, I thought for a bit,
picked Remilia up in my arms, and kicked off my shoes, but by the time
I had gotten into the living room, it was too late--the Marisa had
disappeared behind the bureau. For the time being, I thought I’d try
to get Remilia off me.

“Look, Remilia, just let go of me already.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOO! THERE WAS A HOUSE-YU! A HOUSE YUUUUUUUUUU!!!”
“It’s gone! Or at any rate, it went someplace where you can’t see it!
And... geez, you’re heavy...”
“U~~~, Remilia’s not heavy, do~~~~~~!!!”

Actually, she weighed about 40 or 50 kilograms...

“In any case, get off me!!! We can’t get rid of it like this!!!”

At that, she spread her wings and hovered in the air, finally letting
go of me. But why was she flying?

“All right, the first thing we need to do is draw them out of hiding.
They say for every one you see, there are at least ten others. Hmm, I
remember hearing that if you set out a pile of sugar, they’ll come...
huh...?”

>>7686551
dude how long is this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you'rte going to be bumping the thred for like amillion minutes

If there are sweet-sweets nearby, house-yus will be drawn to them even
if there are humans around, but even though I hadn’t set anything out,
a mob of house-yus was creeping out from behind the bureau. They
ranged in size from ping-pong ball to softball--about twenty of them.
I began to feel like I might cry.

“GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
The ear-splitting scream directly behind me was my Remilia.
“Hey, pipe down! You’ll bother the neighbors!!!”
“UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

She wasn’t listening to me at all. The twenty house-yus were observing
her, and one of the Marisas spoke up.

“Just as I thought, ze! This Remilia is scared of Marisa the Great,
ze!“

Those words sparked excited cries of “Yuu yuu” from the other house-
yus.
On the other hand, Remilia was up in the air, cowering in a corner,
pulling the brim of her hat over her face with both hands. Up until a
short time ago, she had been exterminating stray yukkuris, so to be
afraid of house-yus... what was going on?

“Hey! Shitty old geezer!!!”
“H-Huh? What?”
While my thoughts were on Remilia, the Marisa suddenly called out to
me, and flustered, I turned to her. I could’ve sworn she had just
called me something really rage-inducing...

“Remilia’s slave-geezer should bring Marisa the Great sweet-sweets
now, ze!!!”
“Wha... huh!?”
“Even Remilias fear them! Marisa and her clan are the strongest house-
yus in the world, ze!!!”
“Yupupu, if you make Reimu and her family angry, you’ll be sorry! So
if you don’t want to get hurt, bring sweet-sweets now!”
““““Bwing shweet-shweets now, shitty geezer!””””

Apparently, after seeing Remilia frightened of them, the house-yus
were under the misconception that they were stronger than predator-
types. And since they had been watching me and Remilia at home for a
long time, they somehow thought that I was her servant.

“Marisa herself didn’t realize it, ze... Who’d’ve thought that Marisa
was mighty enough to frighten even a Remilia...”
“Really, we were such fools to live in fear all this time!”
“Now we can take it nice and easy!”
““““““““Chake it eajy!!!””””””””

Such simple-minded creatures... but it was true that Remilia was
acting strangely today. Why was she so scared?

“Jeez, what’s wrong, Remilia? You just helped out with the stray-
yukkuri extermination today! You’ve killed lots of big yukkuris,
haven’t you? So why are you so afraid of tiny little house-yus?”
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NO HOUSE-YUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!”

The moment they heard that Remilia had been exterminating stray
yukkuris, the house-yus jumped, but seeing her reaction, they regained
their confidence.
“Yuhehe, it looks like the yukkuris outside are nothing to worry
about, either!”
“Then Reimu and her clan might as well conquer the world!”
“All the sweet-sweets in the world will belong to Marisa, ze!!!”
“Yu! No fair, Marisa, give some to Reimu, too, okay!!!”
“Marisa will refresh with the most beautiful yukkuris in the world!!!”
“““““All the shweet-shweets in the world! All the shweet-shweets!””””

Damn, this band of idiots is noisy... Maybe I should squish them first
and talk to Remilia later.

“But... Bu~~~~t.....”

Oh? Sounds like Remilia is ready tell me.

“But house-yus... are... SO ICKY, DO~~~!!!”
“Huh....?”
“Yu...?”

“They’re filthy! And smelly! And they look all slimy! And they eat
ticks and things! They’re definitely covered with germs! No--maybe
they _are_ germs! Germs! Not yukkuris, they’re germs! I wouldn’t
touch them even with gloves on! I don’t even want to breathe the same
air as them! But Mister seems to be all right, so hurry up and kill
them, do~! Kill them, okay? Kill them! Please kill them!
PLEEEEEEEEASE!!!”
“Wow...”
“““““““““““““““““““““..........”””””””””
”””””””””””

How can I put it... for just a second, I felt a tiny bit of sympathy
for the house-yus... And, judging from the way she was speaking, she
even forgot she was a Remilia, didn’t she? She went back to normal at
the end, though.

““““““““““YUUUUUUUU? WHAT IS SHE SAYING!?!?!? MARISA (REIMU) IS NOT A
GERM!!!!!!””””””””””
““““““““““WEIMU (MAWISHA) IJN’T ICKYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!””””””””””
The house-yus that had frozen for a moment started screaming as if
some seal had been broken.

“SHADDUP! DROP DEAD! DROP DEAD NOW! DIE DIE DIE!!! YOU ICKY WORTHLESS
_THINGS_ DON’T BELONG ON THIS EARTH!” DIE! DIE NOW! MAY YOUR BONES
SHATTER TO BITS!!!”
In contrast, Remilia... even I, as her owner, had never heard her
curse someone so thorougly. Who did she think she was, a Flan? (LOL)
And that last part (heh)--yukkuris don’t even have bones (LOL)--I was
the one who taught her that phrase, though.

>>7666300
The holes are calling them. They will slowly narrow as they are pulled farther and farther in. They will twist and warp the body until eventually one day they will come out the other side a hideous monster.

“Mister! Don’t just stand there, do~!!! Want you to hurry up and KILL
THEM, DO~~~~~~~~~!!!”
“Okay, okay... I get it, so stop screaming, you’ll bother the neigh--
well, you probably already have.”

I put on the rubber gloves that I had worn during the purge and
approached the house-yus, a plastic bag in one hand.

“YUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! Now Marisa is really mad!!! First I’ll beat up the
slave, then I’ll punish that Remilia, ze!!!”

That Marisa bursting with rage--probably the same one we saw when we
came home--she bounced towards me furiously. But her hops were only
about two centimeters, so it was faster for me to go to her than to
wait for her to reach me.

(Well, guess I’ll let them put up a little fight for a while...)

In that spirit, I held out the back of my hand to Marisa, and as
expected, she started bouncing off it.

“Yuhehe, let’s see how you take the Almighty Marisa’s Super Ultra
Miracle Gorgeous Dynamite Attack, ze!!!”

In spite of the long name, all she was doing was hurling her body at
my hand, so with our difference in physique, it didn’t hurt or even
itch. After ten hits, apparently tired, she took a break, panting,
then resumed her blows. Each time she hit me, all the house-yus behind
her let out a cheer. I could hear Remilia howling, and I waved my left
hand at her to soothe her.

After two or three minutes of my lying on the floor and letting Marisa
throw herself at me, take a break, then attack again, she collapsed,
panting “Yuhiiii, yuhiiii.”
“Yuhiii... yuhiii... H-how’s that... ze? Bet you... can’t... move...
ze...”

Right when she finished speaking, I yawned.

“Yu... Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!?”
““““““““““WHY IS HE TAKING IT EASYYYYYY!?!?””””””””””
““““““““““HOW COME HE’S WEACTING WIKE THAT!?!?””””””””””
“Well, after all, could this be any more boring?”
“Yuhe...?”
“You guys are fated to die, so I’m just letting you play one last game
before you die.”
“Yu... Yu-....... YUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! DON’T MESS WITH MARISA,
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”

Provoked, she started attacking me again, but her exhaustion must have
been building--after four or five blows, she collapsed and was still.
She got back up again, but she didn’t have the energy to hop--she just
leaned against my hand, gasping and wheezing. Behind her, the other
house-yus’ cheers had turned to jeers--things like, ”What are you
doing? Hurry up and take him down!” “Don’t take it easy, just do it!
Reimu hates scum!” ““““Huwwy up and do it, shcum Mawisha!””””
As for Remilia, she was still huddled in the corner, but she was
looking at me with annoyance. She was probably wondering why I hadn’t
killed them yet.

Hm, about time for me to make my move.

“Did you get it all out of your system?”
Pant... wheeze... “--Yu?”

With my left hand, I picked up the Marisa leaning against me and
promptly tossed her into the plastic bag.
“It’s like flying in the--YUBEH!!!”

“You guys are going in here, too.” I got up and faced the nineteen
remaining house-yus.

“YUGYAAAAAAAAAAH! DON’T COME THIS WAAAAAAAAAY!!!”
“Stop it, okay? Don’t be mean, okay? YAAAAAAAAH!!! DON’T THROW MARISA
IN THE BAAAAAAAG!!!!!!”
“Reimu will puff! PUFFFFFFFFFFFFFF... WHY AREN’T YOU SCARED!?!?!?!?”
““““““““““CAN’T CHAKE IT EAJYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!”””””””””

>Super Ultra
Miracle Gorgeous Dynamite Attack

Grab, grab--I picked up the house-yus as if I was gathering chestnuts
and put them in the bag. Finally, there was only one left.

“Sorry... Sorry... Marisa won’t say “geezer” or “slave” ever again...
I’ll do anything you say... just please, spare only me......” With big
tears rolling down her face, she pleaded with me to try to save
herself.
“You’ll do anything I say?”
“Marisa will do anything you say! If you say ‘Get out,” I’ll
go! ...Yu! If you want me to clean the house before I go, I’ll do it!”
“In that case, stay there and let me catch you.”
“Yu...” (::GRAB!::) “YUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” (::TOSS::)

“Okay, that’s all of them!”
With all the house-yus caught, I stood by the bureau.
“Hey, Remilia, I’m going to kill them now.”
“Uuuuuuu... Mister is taking too long, do~...”
“That’s how I roll. When I can spare the time, I like to give them a
little freedom, then really plunge them into the depths of despair.
You enjoy this, too, don’t you? (LOL)”
“But just this once, Remilia wanted Mister to do it quick, do~...”

I didn’t think the house-yus could climb out, but I closed the bag
anyway... after all, it would make a big mess if their bean paste
splattered out.

“All righty then... You guys hear me in there?” I addressed the house-
yus sobbing “Yugu-yugu-” inside the bag.

“Yugu... Mister human... please forgive Marisa... Marisa is sorry for
attacking you...”
“Ah, sorry, but I don’t want to hear it.”
“Yu...?”
“I told you, didn’t I? That you were fated to die.”
“Yu... Yuuuuuuuu...”

“Honestly, your luck ran out the moment I spotted that certain Marisa.
After all, if I hadn’t seen her, I never would have known there were
house-yus here. And it was that Marisa’s misunderstanding that made
all of you come out, too. Actually, from my point of view, I’m glad--
you saved me a lot of trouble.”
“Yu... Yuyu........?”
“Thanks, Almighty Marisa the Great! (LOL)”

“YUGYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, YOU SHITTY MARISAAAAAAAAA!!!”
“NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HADN’T BEEN SLOPPY AND GONE
TO GET THAT MISTER CANDYYYYYYYY!!!”

Oh, so that little bag in her mouth--that was candy.

“THIS IS YOUR FAULT! IT’S AAAAAAAAAAALL YOUR FAULT!!!”
“ONLY YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!!!” “IF ONLY YOU WEREN’T HERE,
MARISAAAAAA!!!”
““““““““““ONWY MAWISHA SHOULD DWIIIIIIIIIIE!!!””””””””””
“YU... YUA... AAAAAAAAAAAAAH.....”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU SHITHEADS!!!!!!”

““““““““““““““““““““““YUHII--!!!””””””””
””””””””””

“Now you’re ALL gonna die! I’ll bet behind the bureau, it’s COVERED
with your piss and shit! Defiling my apartment like that...YOU DESERVE
IT!!!”
Still holding the bag, I raised my right arm over my head--

““““““““““NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!””””””””””

--aimed for the bureau where they used to live--

““““““““““SSSSSTOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!””””””””””

--and SLAM!

*SBBBBLLLLOOOORRRRRRT!*

““““““““““““““““““““““Yubyu......!!!”””””””
”””””””””””

“Please, Remilia? I’ll let you eat _two_ puddings today.”
“Uuuuuuu~... All right, do~.”

Remilia reluctantly came inside and brought me the entire basket the
mask was in. I took it, and she went right back out to the balcony,
put up her parasol, and gazed outside.

About Remilia’s reason for being so afraid of house-yus--a while back,
there had been a special report on TV about house-yus, and Remilia had
watched it. It was mostly about how unclean they were and how much
trouble they caused, but at one point, a female TV presenter was
crouched down in a kitchen and a number of greasy house-yus
accidentally fell onto her head. Apparently Remilia had been
traumatized by seeing the screaming TV presenter. She said she had
retreated into the air because she didn’t want them on her head or
face. Well, under normal circumstances, even if you were standing,
they couldn’t get to your face, but she probably would have panicked
even if they just climbed on her foot.

* * *

It took me half a day to finish everything. I wiped down the pee- and
poop-stained carpet, the wall, and the back of the bureau. To keep the
house-yus from returning, I even vacuumed the crevices behind the TV
and bookshelves, then moved the furniture back. Just in case, I set
out dishes of sugar in the kitchen and the closet, but evidently the
house-yus I had killed were the only ones in my apartment. With that,
I was done.

* * *

Sigh.

The next day, I cleaned my apartment. Especially around the bureau.

First I vacuumed all over, then I took down all the stuff on the
bureau, dusted off the accumulated dust, dragged it forward enough for
a person to fit behind, and now I was trying to clean up the hellish
leavings of the house-yus. It was... words can’t even begin to
describe it. Apparently they didn’t know the meaning of the word
“restraint.” (Well, after all, they _are_ yukkuris.)

Their pee and poop staining the carpet were sugar water and bean
paste, so they had dried into a crust that was hard to get off. What’s
more, it gave off a sickeningly sweet smell that assaulted my
nostrils.

“Guess it’s true that they stink... Hey, Remilia?”

Remilia was out on the narrow balcony under a parasol.

“U~? Mister, is it done?”
“Not yet. Would you bring me that mask by the CD rack?”
“U~! Remilia doesn’t want to come inside yet, do~!!!”
(Darn you! Do you have any idea how much trouble you caused me
yesterday?)

Remilia had screamed her lungs out the whole time the house-yus were
around. There was no way the neighbors wouldn’t come down on me for
it... After finishing off the house-yus, just when I had calmed down,
I realized my doorbell was ringing. “Oh, no,” I thought. Scared, I
opened the door, and... I’m sure you can imagine what happened.

Apparently they had been ringing my doorbell for a full five minutes--
I can’t imagine how I could’ve missed hearing it (LOL). Of course I
prostrated myself, apologized profusely, and explained what had
happened. Fortunately, my frequent participation in the stray-yukkuri
purges had earned me a lot of goodwill in the neighborhood, and they
were willing to let it go this time.

“Whew... I’ve had enough of house-yus...”
“U~, agreed, do~...”

One man and one yukkuri slumped over their table. Remilia hadn’t
helped with the cleaning, but since she was naturally nocturnal, being
out on the sunny balcony all day had been hard on her. When we help
out at purges, even in winter, if the sunlight is strong, she wears a
broad-brimmed straw hat and spreads sunscreen all over her body.

“Miiiister... puuuding...”
“Come to think of it, we haven’t eaten anything yet today...”

Even so, I didn’t have the energy for proper cooking, so our first
meal of the day was cup ramen and pudding. As I had promised, Remilia
got two puddings.

“U~♪ It’s pudding, do~!♪”
“Unbelievable--all it takes is pudding to cheer you up...”

I stared at my ramen cup, waiting for the hot water to cook the
noodles.

“After I eat this, I’m going to bed.”
“Remilia will sleep with Mister~”
“Okay, okay.”

Too many things had happened yesterday and today... time to call it a
day. Tomorrow would be Sunday--a day off. There’d be time enough to
play with Remilia tomorrow.

* * *

To all of you who don’t clean your homes regularly--before this
happens to YOU, why not leave out a dish of sugar and see if you have
house-yus?

THE ENDO

original: http://groups.google.com/group/yufanfics/msg/a905b0e0becc25b5?

>>7688702

>>7688708

>>7688710

>>7688713

Man, this is frightening.

>>7688735
Oh, come on. This is small time.

There is no actual human or anything like it in this. They are simply sentient manjuu heads that look like deformed versions of Touhou characters, with the occassinal bodied one.

They are stories of madness and love, devotion and selfishness. They are, in truth, a social criticism.

The yukkuris you see are nothing more than the exalation/caricature of human virtues and vices, with the anons acting as the local deities. And a deity does not owe anyone an explanation or reason for what it does.

So laugh and cry, anonymous! Laugh! Cry!

>>7688735
This is a small piece of the darkness of the real world
It's even been made cute to try and make it more palatable
so take it easy
and remember that humans love cruelty

>>7688756
the joke is youre making something complex out of something simple

>>7688779
The same happens with every single fandom on the face of the earth.

All of them.

>>7688821
not really

>>7688756
Ah yes, your silly and pathetic excuses for your wannabe sociopathy.

I'd be careful if I were you, manjuu or no, yukkuri torture is still grotesque, and as such is covered by global rule #3.

>>7688831
aw, you're adorable
you say sociopathy as if it meant something

>>7688869
Don't take it off lightly, sir.

>>7688831
how the heck do you get sociopathy outta that

>>7688870
straight from wikipedia:
>Sociopathy is a loosely-defined term that may be used to refer to:
>Antisocial personality disorder
>Psychopathy
>Dissocial personality disorder
I know you are just trying to say "you are sick in the head"
but believe me when I say that I manage to live just fine despite laughing at the torture and brutal murder of fictional characters
not just yukkuri
or is everyone who has watched a movie just as sick as I am?

>>7688894
I was talking about the second half of the post but whatever

There's a difference between watching something or viewing something with violence in it for entertainment value, and isolating and enjoying the violence and its various elements on a deeper level, that's what I mean.

>>7688904
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-AA8DjQzcw

>>7688904
The difference is that we are honest about what we like
other people bury their porn and violence in irrelevant bullshit
we don't need to hide what we like from ourselves
we understand that humans love cruelty. That genocide is a part of our nature.
we're both sublimating our need for violence
the difference is I'm not lying to myself about it

>>7688932
But there is not fetish I've heard thats tried to justify it more than yukkuri torture

making yukkuri asses to justify retribution, and disproportionate at that

Even more so trying to say yukkuri aren't living and as such its just fine

and sure people are cruel in nature, but generally not pointlessly so.

You're pretty much saying "there's nothing wrong with me because everyone is like this at heart!"

>>7688932
STOP iT !

>>7688948
>and sure people are cruel in nature, but generally not pointlessly so.
was it necessary to burn witches alive? aren't there more humane ways to kill?
hurting people is it's own reward. You know this

>making yukkuri asses to justify retribution, and disproportionate at that
read this:
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/440
the people who come up with justifications are participating in an elaborate joke
a yukkuri does not need to do anything to earn a painful death
yukkuris are killed because they are weak
This is how things work among humans
the strong do what they want
the weak are enslaved or killed

think of even the family friendly yukkuri works
what can a weak little yukkuri be other than a pet?

>>7688948
YOURE BOTH RETARDS SHUT UPPPPP EVERY THING YOU SAY IS WRONG

The wonderful thing about yukkuri is that it means whatever you want it to mean

the wonderful thing about yukkuri is that it doesn't have to mean anything

>>7688983
Weaker beings are killed for reasons too, be it territory, safety, or food.

and the witch burnings in the past are steam valves, people are indeed inherently violent, but that's a survival instinct,they tend to feel intense regret anyways

And what's more, they were FOOLING themselves in to thinking these people could be killed because they were the embodiment of the devil.

I still maintain that the decent yukkuri torture indulgers or indeed a fan of any niche or minority thing are the ones that are content even with the knowledge that they are deviant, even among deviants. Its when you have to justify things due to insecurities that you have problems.

>>7689011
>Weaker beings are killed for reasons too, be it territory, safety, or food.
Do we need enough nuclear weapons to kill everyone several times over for self defense?
Was the Holocaust caused by a territory struggle? or was it just ordinary human cruelty delighting in the new powers the industrial revolution gave it?

>but that's a survival instinct,they tend to feel intense regret anyways
when you think about the fact that your life was made possible by the extermination of indigenous people, do you feel regret?
I bet you don't, because you aren't going to be punished for that.

>>7689028
people who think they are decent are delusional

>>7689028
> Its when you have to justify things due to insecurities that you have problems.
DUMBEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER READ ON /Jp/ AND IVE BEEN HERE FOR 300 YEARS SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>7689043
>people who think they are decent are delusional
Christ you managed to massively fail on what I meant.

I meant the okay ones as in the tolerable ones are the ones that are OKAY with the fact that they're fucked up

and you are one freaking cynical person, don't be so quick to jump to the worst motifs.

You've really got to change your tune from "every one is like this so I'm fine!", as it will do you nothing but grief as you pretty much try and tell people they're just as horrible as you while you sit here ogling at images of things being tortured and killed pointlessly

>>7689055
>I meant the okay ones as in the tolerable ones are the ones that are OKAY with the fact that they're fucked up
We are all okay with the fact that we are fucked up, one way or another
If we weren't we would've killed ourselves already.

my point is that looking at drawings of cute things being tortured and killed pointlessly amounts to nothing compared to the things we are all implicated in

I'm not trying to say I'm fine
I'm trying to say we're all fucked up

>>7689069

awww

and so you can see that yukkuri are much like humans

They are so sensitive that it is pretty much impossible not to hurt them

>>7689090
Try not to invite more flaming than you already do, last thing you'd want is your precious easy place threads to be deleted on sight.

>>7689109
oh gee. I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were a mod
oh wait. you aren't. You're just another faggot who wishes he could intimidate someone

>>7689125
take it easy

look at this comic
do you see any meaning?
it's not a morality tale
it's just ordinary cathartic violence
same as you could watch on TV

>>7689125
Jee you're putting gas on a fire

>>7689129
I think if I were a yukkuri I would be a deibu
I'm more about telling others to go die easy than taking it easy myself
but I suppose I could try taking it easy
if only for a few moments

I've always been a little creeped out by abyusers, to me they're on the same level as guro artists except it's less about fetishism and more about having control issues.

That being said, it doesn't much bother me much and the people who have hissy fits over it are probably just as bad.

>>7689145
tell others to die while tkaing it easy dumbfuck child

>>7689153
forthisyoudieeasy.jpg

this comic is not on humanity's incredible creativity when it comes to torture

instead it is based on our practicality when it comes to making new delicacies.

>>7689173
does marisa die ?

>>7689173
Man, the first panel juxtaposed with the second is almost heartbreaking.

>>7689180
of course
all yukkuri die
as do all humans
It's all part of the gallery of the macabre that is the universe

>>7689191
shut up nerd i mean at the end of the comic gosh way too overblow the autism

>>7689200
yukkuri cannot survive without their paste cores
so no, Marisa was not stiched back up, rehabilitated and given a good home at the conclusion of the story

I can't figure out how you even doubted that she died

>>7689217
sorry im not familiar with the fax and she could have survived exactly the way you described dummy i would have stitched her up and given her a nice home with loving parents and family who would care about her and take care of her easy ok ?

a new idol singer Reimu is born easy!

she's really enthusiastic!

huh. too bad.
next

>>7689229
i dont understand how the last panel works

>>7689235
The ko's are born and go into that box on the left
if they sing at all the grabber arm moves them to the middle box for their debut performance
If (when) their performance is found wanting they are moved onto the conveyor belt on the right to be crushed and dissolve

only after I looked at it did I realize that the final panel is inconsistent with the rest of the comic

these ko's don't seem to be taking it easy...

and now they can take it easy!
wonders never cease

>>7689242
i get it

i was confused because there were so many kept alive

woo it's like a skating rink!
but mister human thinks they can take it even easier...

and now mister human can take it easy!
take it easy mister human!

>>7689253
Don't you guys like the thread going slow so it lasts longer?

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/484
I really like this comic but don't want to upload it
It's the lightest teasing I have ever seen
no death or gore
just hilarious

>>7689256
It's nice
but I was having more fun causing autism and butthurt
but since my playmates have left I think I'll stop posting for now

>>7689266
Just get out of here if your only purpose was shitposting, you're no better than the guro shitposters that did it just to piss people off, go back to /b/.

You're a pretty bad example of a yukkuri abyuser, if you are even one and not some troll.

>>7689279
I'm bored by people just saying something stupid
and then the next person agreeing
and then nothing happening

drama needs conflict or it isn't interesting
I just try to get the ball rolling

and I am a pretty bad example of an abyuser
at least I don't like abyuse for the same reasons as the people on OYP

I want to hear new ideas

>>7689291

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57lVjxOTr-M&feature=related

see, GLaDOS understands yukkuri abuse

>>7689404
portal 2 is the best game made in the last ten years

>no killing comics

OH THANK GOD

I lold at the ending

Comics where yukkuri don't get killed or hurt are rare. I've no problem seeing scum yukkuri getting the torment they deserve (even though some doesn't last long enough or worse: it is done off-camera), but there are some that focus on nice yukkuri getting tortured for no valid reason. Is making a family-friendly comic really that hard to make? Also, it would be nice to see an abyuser get karmic retribution. I know the main group on OYP will completely disagree with me and call me a PETY member (which I'm not, since they do more harm than help).

>>7690009
me too

I wondered if the twist was going to be that the disease you catch from strays is that you start to like yukkuri

>>7690362

How is liking yukkuri a disease? Though, if it makes you defend trash yukkuri, then it is worse than a disease.

>>7690796
yukkuri are parasites
like dogs, cats and children

How is liking yukkuri a disease? It's hard to simplify. >';Antisemitism is a disease.'; said Mr Zuckerberg as he rushed to his limo.

This guy's yukkuri are cute, but his humans need a lot of work.

>>7692809
I kind of like poorly drawn/ only partially drawn humans

It's like you are seeing the world from the yukkuri's point of view

although to get the full effect you'd need to have your common sense surgically removed

>>7692915
I hear they have pills for that now.

>>7693032
do you have any pills that can make me see this?

>>7692809

I use that comic as an argument that anti-abusers can be jist as creepy.

>>7693131
I've had daydreams about yurriku being to humans what humans are to regular yukkuri

torturing and killing us because our souls taste so sweet when we're scared and in pain

don't get me wrong, I'm not anti-abuse

I just think it would be hilarious

where did everyone go?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir_mGlXnUhc

>>7693131
You are a fucking idiot.

>>7691154
Except they aren't.

>>7695884

I don't understand how you would make poison for magical talking manju
unless maybe it's just a very spicy mist

someone get in here and tell me how they all deserve to die

>>7696777
i hate my dog

>>7698858
You must be a horrible person, devoid of love, sensitivity, loyalty and charm.

>>7698836
"West me owt eazy and die slowly"
Idiot marisa kills sisters.
They don't even need to breath. They just "Believe" they have too.
And they are all shitheads as yukkuri logic. "If one's a shithead all become shit eventually"

>>7698910
Oh sorry they all died as Marisa is what we call a shithead.
Plus there are millions more yukkuris then this. Please note that Marisa represents 90% of the yukkuri "stray" population.

>>7698899
You won't be saying that when you're driven half mad by barking.

>>7698910
I dangle you and your siblings over a cliff
I tell you that I'll pull you back up but the rest will die
I don't like the way you beg me to pull you up
In fact, since you didn't sacrifice your own life pointlessly for your siblings that I killed, I kill you.
You were obviously a shithead
and so were your siblings

>>7698932
Hey I caught myself and at least tried to fix my previous statement.
I've been so used to seeing a shithead family that would turn on itself the moment one thing went wrong that i just assumed shitheadedness.

>>7698941
Know what pointless argument I'm only making it worse for myself.

>>7698941
I can agree that a yukkuri is a shithead when it kills it's family
but I'm annoyed when a yukkuri that's forced to kill it's family by an anon is called a shithead

<sarcasm>
If I picked up a Marisa and squashed her ko's with her body then she's a shithead right? She killed her own ko's
and especially if she says something nasty to me
a yukkuri that gets upset near a human deserves to die
</sarcasm>

Weird question. Does ZUN know about Yukkuris, and if so what is his stance on the phenomenon?

>>7698974
I would be surprised if he didn't know. No idea how he would react, especially to the abuse images/fanfics.

>>7699052
Drink, smile and say something about it being amazing what kind of things come out of his work.

>>7699055
Zun is the zen master of drunken style.

>>7707140
I'd like that

>>7707140
what's going on here?

>>7708472
http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/40267/anon-bodied_yukkuri-eirin-family_friendly-good_end

>>7714074
>>7715032
Can we stop posting these? The art is so shitty that in like ninety percent of them you can't even tell what's happening.