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I actually wonder (since I started to think about trip to Gensokyo in more serious tone again) - so all who get teleported usually have some kind of special skills or abilities or at least they are good fighters (even Buront is best Paladin and Paladins are overpowered so he is best overpowered and such youkai isn't problem to him). Even mummy-man from Kenshin is good sword fighter. And what about me? Envy and unstable personality? Or maybe stalker Sniper in case I get gun? Or maybe summoner of Omsk?... Somehow it's like wishful thinking. So what should I do /jp/? I'm really worried about this.

>> No.7675364

Just kill yourself already, goddamn.

>> No.7675366
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>>7675364
Not so fast

>> No.7675370
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Armor up and grab some of the mining equipment that gets dragged in with you.

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>>7675370
What?

>> No.7675394

>>7675390
What's the story behind this picture?

>> No.7675397

>>7675358
Give it a few more years here. Then think about this again and come to the same conclusion, and so on. That's what keeps stopping me all the time. ;_;

>> No.7675399

Just be content with being a villager in the Human Village. Sure the first few months/years may be tough but at least you would be in Gensokyo.

>> No.7675400

>>7675394
Is it new "where are you from", "this chart has error" or few other that I already forgot?

>>7675397
Maybe rather no

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>>7675399

>> No.7675406

>>7675390
Youkai can't handle science, and you can't get more scientific than a super-colliding particle accelerator to the face.

>> No.7675407

>>7675401
How is telling you to be content being vulgar?

>> No.7675409

>>7675407
Dude's got indescribably amounts of autism, don't expect anything he says to make sense.

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>>7675407
Somehow it is.

>>7675406
Is that so? I see... Ok.

>> No.7675413

>>7675406
Nitori and the kappa in general would like to have a word with you.

>> No.7675417

what...what's happening in this thread? this is chaos in its purest form!

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>>7675417
Did someone say Chaos?

>>7675358
Go spread the will of the God-Emperor and fear no youkai for He is always with you.

>> No.7675430

The only people who get to Gensokyo are those that have gensokyo-esque skills, shitting on the floor and mooching aren't skills applicable to Gensokyo lifestyles unless you can defeat the person you're mooching off of in Danmaku.

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>>7675425
Guardsmen are better. One happened to kill a Champion of Khrone using only a brick after all~

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>>7675409
Go die.

>>7675407

vulgar (comparative vulgarer or more vulgar, superlative vulgarest or most vulgar)

(classical sense) Having to do with ordinary, common people.
(colloquial) Debased, uncouth, distasteful, obscene.

Both meanings applied.

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>>7675425
Down with the false emperor! Gensokyo is where true gods reign!

>>7675413
Kappa are SUPER SCIENCE, not real science. They're basically Orks. They believe it's science and it works, so it does.

>> No.7675439

>>7675431
Obviously. The fury of Khorne pales when compared against the fury Emperor's loyal followers.

>> No.7675465
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Or you could always become a champion of Armok. You're no dwarf but if you spill enough blood in his name, he might bless you anyway.

>> No.7675472

>>7675465
I remember this really awesome /tg/ thread where people randomly created a deity, then they based a cult/followers and assorted info based on these gods.

The most interesting one was this Ex-demon guy who blessed people because it was a rebel and just wanted to piss off other gods, but wants no actual following.

>> No.7675473

>>7675465
At the very least you could have crazy adventures in an underground fortress until your Expedition Leader/Mayor/Baron goes batshit insane and kills you.

But on the topic of this thread, if there is one, you should try to bring a machine of some type. Some youkai will keep you around for awhile until they get bored with you.

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And that's how it is.

Everyone on /jp/ keeps making portal threads (or threads that are similar) but when I make one, or at least slightly related it gets derailed + trolled (because biggest worry of /jp/ is usually to care about usage and choice of words).

>> No.7675553

>>7675527
You made a shitty thread. We turned it into a good one.

Stop complaining.

>> No.7675569

>>7675553
Right. At least is wasn't turned into pornography stack like it usually happens with /jp/ threads.
That's positive for once.

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