/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Stop making these threads, you fucking homo.

I think I wouldn't ever have to do it, fortunately.

no faggots allowed

>>7674338
First and foremost, you fucking disappoint me with your choice of image. If you're making a genuine statement, your post should come with an image of a gay guy sucking off another gay guy, and even if you want to incite rage, that would do better than what your hentai image would do in 30 more years until we've all uploaded our minds into super computers and become little girls erryday.

Secondly, there is no one, I repeat, NO ONE who can have an innate ability to suck a cock. You'll retort at the taste and smell of an unwashed dick, and the mental image will make you gag whether you like it or not. Pinching your nose here will not help at all.

Then, hentai has been telling us that since we fap a lot, we know our sensitive spots, right? By god, no! From my experience, The spots to stimulate a person's cock is different from your own, and from the other gay guy down the aisle. We all have our own, so-called, G-spots. Gland is one, and you can't please a guy without his foreskin like you can please an uncut person. Note that.

Lastly, on your first blowjob session, you'll probably lose control of your jaw halfway through and accidentally grind your teeth on the cock, so, this is another reason why you'll never do a fine job on your first blowjob.

Now, you ought to go to a gay bar, hook up with someone and do it for the sake of knowing what it takes to suck a cock like a master.

>>7674338
I already told you that what is arousing in 2D wouldn't be in 3D.
So, no.

>>7674364

Is it weird that I found this funny?

>>7674364
You know a little too much about dick sucking buddy. Even by /jp/'s standards you're kind of homo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daTNafle2sk

>>7674373
Dicks are probably the only thing that looks as good as it does in 2D.

>>7674387
Quite the observation skills you got there pal. Do you like observing 3D and 2D cocks?

>>7674389
You don't? Are you gay or something?

>>7674389
Yes, every day. But only in photos and video. I ache for the real thing...

I practiced by sucking on a banana.

>>7674380
i thought this is the standard level of gay in /jp/...

>>7674364
>You'll retort at the taste and smell of an unwashed dick

I beg to differ. My own smell turns me on instantly. When I went to a public bathroom I couldn't help but to pop a boner.
I'm not gay tho

I fear this might become another /a/b/v/soc/-FILL ME WITH DICKS-thread.

>>7674392
you can try mine if you fancy a 6 inch latin cock

AIM: suigin@lovekrew.com

>>7674398
You mean the whole board

>>7674364
> You'll retort at the taste and smell of an unwashed dick,
If I ever get the opportunity to suck a dick, I'm going to make sure it's scrubbed with soap beforehand. I feel like I'm the only one who cares about hygiene. You see these stories of people who do anal or fellatio without any preparation... yuck.

> you can't please a guy without his foreskin like you can please an uncut person
Dear God I can't even fathom how cut people masturbate.

>>7674364
>You'll retort at the taste and smell of an unwashed dick, and the mental image will make you gag whether you like it or not.
Reading this gave me a boner, though.

>>7674409
>Dear God I can't even fathom how cut people masturbate.
My brothers who're cut use lotion or something. It must suck for them.

>>7674396
So, have you even tried to pick a little of that aged cheese down there and taste it? If you did, then I'd bet that you've done it so much that you've acquired the taste for it. But, this is just a small part of a big picture. Think about it, the gay guy popping a boner for you is a heavy drinker, so the cheese would be thicker and heavier in taste(or richer if you'd prefer, you sick cheese lover you).

Now, if you want to tell me that you've mastered sucking your own cock and love the taste of it, just don't. Sucking off yourself is one thing. Unless you'd blow the other guy while being held upside down like some twisted circus show. God, you young people nowadays.

Remember, no one tastes the same, not even twins!

Does anyone here remember that crossdressing /jp/er who dressed up as a girl and gave some old guy a blowjob.

>>7674425

I find you humorous. You guys are so silly.

>>7674430
We all have a lesson to learn from that.

>>7674425
>Remember, no one tastes the same, not even twins!
There is only a way to find that...

>>7674440
What lesson is that. It sounded kind of hot. I just wish I could get a round with that crossdresser. I'm not a fag by the way. Just curious.

>>7674453
>not a fag, just curious
That's how they all started.

>>7674425

Learn from a man, that's sucked a ton of dicks

>>7674463

That's the truth. I'll stick to just hearing the experiences of others, I don't need the experience myself. I won't listen to those guys that say dicks are amazing and that everyone should try them though.

>>7674425
I expect my partners to atleast wash their dicks before they go out. I guess i've just been lucky until now and i should start checking first.

>>7674527
>shower
>everyday

>>7674466
You can't speak for others, and experiences can never be conveyed through words in it's fullest. Remember the studies of the unconscious brain? We will never know fully what to do during a game of tennis, but our trained body and our sleeping mind will dream of our experience during our training and that is what allows us to hit the balls.

Same thing applies here. If he teaches you A, B and C in the Cock Mongler degree course, he's dreaming for the part D to Z in his unconscious mind. He will never, ever tell you of all his experiences of cock sucking.

The smell is the culprit. Why do dogs drool when they smell treats? This is the analog to your dick cheese turns you on. You've categorized the smell of your smegma with fap time, that whenever you smell your own dick cheese, you'll pop a boner because it reminds you of delicious fap time.

Now, take this to heart, go out and meet people. Try to suck a couple of cock and go home enlightened. A person's cheese will ever be different from another person. Maybe by then, you'll earn your Degree in Cock Mongling.

How can people can be dirty with their dicks?
I wash and remove the dick cheese everyday on the shower, and I expect my partner to do the same

>28 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

Why do we discuss dicks so often here?

>>7674364
I kinda agree I'd only be gay in 2d form. They try to make the dick look more appealing.

>>7674533

I have no idea. I don't even get it.

I really want to suck one now, I wish I could go to a gloryhole in a meido outfit.

Is there anything else besides bananas to practice on? I find that they break too easily and the dildo I have is too hard and not very pleasant to suck.

>>7674535
How's your first day on /jp/?

>reaction image

oh right

Called it in every thread so far that these threads only attract the wrong people to the board.

Seems I'm not wrong. I mean, what the fuck is with this /soc/ bullshit?

>>7674546
I..I dont even mind if you are not that good at it at first~

I doubt i would do a great job the first time myself.

But aslong as i keep going and do my best i am sure the owner of said cock will be pleased!

>>7674546
>I really want to suck one now, I wish I could go to a gloryhole in a meido outfit.
If you lived next to a /jp/er would you give it a go?

>>7674593
I'd be /jp/'s slave and do all the humiliating and disgusting stuff their 2D waifus won't do.

>dick cheese
I almost think this is a myth or something that only some people suffer from. I've gone more than a week without washing multiple times and I've never had any smegma.

>>7674604
Are you uncut?

I would only ever suck the dick of a fellow /jp/er myself.
The thought of doing something like that to a normalfag makes me sick.

..That is provided said /jp/er has some size.
Sorry but i cannot love without big dicks.jpg

>>7674611

Define big

inb4 12 inches

>>7674550
You should try this;

Hard dildos are resilient enough to form a cast you'll need to make your own soft dildo. Once you've made the cast, just follow the regular recipe for a cornstarch onahole. But, since you want it to be solid, apply more cornstarch to the mix, and have a solid "pillar" stuck in the middle of it to maintain it's form. Wood and metallic objects would not be preferable, since wood will become brittle overtime and metal would contract and expand with the change of temperature, thus forming a cavity on the inside. Plastic is by far, the best "pillar" candidate.

or, you can try doing layers. First, just form a stick of thick cornstarch jello mold, shave it down to half of it's original size to become the center of the softer exterior after you've baked it.

After that, try to dust a layer of flour onto the fresh oven-baked dildo, wash and rinse it afterwards. It'll probably last you a couple of months, if you leave it in a cool area.

I don't think I'll ever understand you guys. But keep having fun I guess.

>>7674616
Oh boy another project. Maybe I can add some flavor to it too. Maybe strawberry?

I wouldn't suck a dick just because other guy could rat you out

>>7674611
Only around 6 so I guess you wouldn't even consider me ;_;.

>>7674624
Only if you like to eat ants. Or if you want ants up your anus.

>>7674604
Same here. I think it's because I actually dry my dick after I pee (I fucking hate getting it in my underwear), which keeps it from staying behind and drying up until it becomes solid.

>>7674627
I think asking above 6 is kinda absurd. That's plenty to stuff down your throat.

Hell the average pornstar is like 7-8". They just use camera trickery to make it look bigger.

rockin 7 inches under the hood

money lot of

>>7674611
>Sorry but i cannot love without big dicks.jpg

You slut. It's only because you have a small penis, too.

>>7674627
I am okay with 6 and above.
Anything less than that though would not be what i am after.

>>7674640
I am 7 myself.
Its would just feel awkward sucking on something smaller than my own.

As for the slut part, i totally would be.
If i ever was to leave the house and put fantasies into practice.

>>7674632
Whenever I pee I end up dripping in my undies. Is that normal or is my tube stretched too much from masturbation. Luckily I'm uncut so I can wrap a small piece of tissue around it to prevent my undies from getting wet.

>>7674604
The amount depends on the person, I guess. I only have noticeable amounts if I don't fap for a week…
(read: about never)

>>7674636
Me too but I'm really thin.

all it took was a single post about how someone can suck cocks with above average performance to spark a full thread about cocks and gay sex. with lectures.

never change, /jp/.

>>7674611
7 inches here. I-Is that good enough s-sir.

>>7674652

>all it took was a thead about discussing cocks for people to discuss them.
>never change

>>7674652

I kind of wonder why it is this way. Dunno why they're interested in dicks so much.

>>7674652
>>7674655
4chan is full of gay people. It's not unusual of /jp/ to talk about sex.

>>7674668
Because dicks are awesome

>>7674664

I can understand that to an extent, but it feels more like a dick obsession and I need to know why that is.

>>7674674

I don't exactly get why you guys think it though. It just flies over my head.

>>7674621
>>7674652
>>7674655
>>7674668
See:
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/5169486#p5171712

>>7674689

I see. That helps with understand it some at least, I guess that's all that's needed.

Why are dick threads always the most active threads on /jp/?

>>7674697
I think it all starts from realizing how awesome your own dick is. You like your dick, don't you?
Now, if your dick is so awesome, everyone else's must be at least similarly awesome.

>>7674721

It's okay, but I wouldn't call it awesome. It's just there.

>>7674716
a wise man once said, /jp/ - Just Penis

>>7674716

Because gays from /a/b/v/soc/ love these threads. All these gays are not /jp/ers.

I hate these threads because most of the people here are nothing but talk. They'd wuss out if the opportunity ever arised. The only /jp/er who has earned the right to post in this thread is that /jp/er who gave that old man a blowjob.

>>7674689
>it has an ecosystem, that's right, ECOSYSTEM of bacteria living inside it that must be kept in balance or else it start to produce fucking bread
eeeeewwww

>>7674748
A lot of use never leave the house never mind being in any physical social situation.

The only way this would happen is if two or more of us somehow ended up living together.

Fuck off to /soc/ you fucking faggots.

"i'm so gay and randum i wan 2 suk dicks xDDDDDD"

>>7674742
>Because gays from /a/b/v/soc/ love these threads. All these gays are not /jp/ers.
You'd blow me in a second if you had the opportunity you manwhore. The normalfriends on /soc/ post pictures of their penises to brag. Not to see other penises. The bicurious anons in this thread actually want to experience the gallus domesticus and all of its glory. There's a huge difference.

>>7674773

You are aNORMALFAG piece of shit and you don't belong here faggot, go back to your board.

I regularly suck dicks.

You guys would wimp out when it was offered to you.


Believe me, you have to train yourself (or have someone else train you) to associate dicks and semen with pleasure.

Fortunately my dom was able to do that for me.

>>7674779
/jp/- Retarded elitists.

>>7674766
You're actually the first fag to post in this thread. The /jp/ers here are confident enough with their sexuality that they can discuss this type of stuff without feeling gay. Let me guess you're also scared of wearing pink and you don't like futanari.

Just come out of the closet already.

>>7674779
>Normalfag
Do you even know what that word means?

>>7674783
>>7674784

Go discuss your NORMALFAG way of life somewhere else. We don't wan this shit here.

All those homophobic kids sure are annoying.
Summer in full swing, eh.

>>7674453
>>7674440
>>7674430
Heh, kind of fun seeing people remember me.

I actually went back for another round with the same guy about a week ago. I hadn't seen him in 6 months, and I hoped it somehow would be different, don't ask me why. Because it wasn't.

Same horrible shit again, his rancid breath and disgusting tounge trying to force its way into my mouth and when it does I almost vomit and pull away after a few seconds. He didn't seem to care and just kept groping and tugging on my panties while slobbering his disgusting saliva all over my neck.

He proceeded to tell me to get on my knees and he pulled out his fat unwashed cock, just by seeing and smelling it I knew this was just going to be a rerun of last time.

There was however no turning back at this time, he was horny as fuck and I had no way of getting back to my apartment without him, as I was quite abit from home and no one else knew where I was. So I went to work at it, trying to suck and lick it to the best of my ability. I couldn't handle anything more than a few seconds, 5 or 6 at the most before I had take get up and run into his kitchen and spit out my own saliva mixed with his precum that had been building up in my mouth.

>>7674791
You're the only one posting buddy.

inb4 you start samefagging

>>7674779
>normalfag
For fucks sake. Stop stealing things that /d/ made up.

>>7674788
He's a moron. Being interested in dicks is apparently "normal".

>>7674791
Obvious troll

>>7674794
>>7674795
>>7674796

Not /jp/ers.

Seriously, it's too obvious you are not from this board, take this stupid normalfag shit to /soc/

>>7674794

When I got back from the kitchen he seemed really keen on giving me a rimjob, I thought I might aswell try to get some pleasure out of this so I let him. I climbed atop of his massive fat blob of a body and lowered my freshly shaved ass into his gaping mouth. It didn't do anything for me, nothing at all, I even found myself silently laughing at the whole situation and contemplating how I ended up here. While his tounge was quite far up into my ass I gave sucking his cock one last chance, nope again, I gave up after 2 seconds and just finished him off with a handjob like last time.

He didn't even give me time to crossdress before he started feeling me up, I barely had time to put on my panties. Anyway, after we were done we talked abit and drank some coffee before he drove me home.

You might think "Well that was kind of hot in a degrading sort of way" No, not even that, I didn't feel a fucking thing at all. NOTHING, my cock was flaccid as fuck and i'm pretty sure it shrunk to even smaller than it usually is during the whole procedure.

So, remember kids, be careful with picking your cock, old fat men fucking traps in doujins might be hot as fuck but not so much in real life.

That's atleast my experience.

>>7674794
What? Why would you try again? I missed the first post too...

>>7674779
>>7674791
>You are aNORMALFAG.
>We don't wan this shit here.

Learn how to type before browsing /jp/ please.

>>7674792
Pic related.

Its you.

>>7674796

Being interested in 3D sexual relationships is normalfag shit and does not belong here.

The experiment has continued onto the next stage.

This is a specially made bomb using the powers of /SCI/ENCE!

It will detonate shortly.
It cannot be disarmed or disabled in any way.

You have two options:

One, the bomb will detonate and kill every single person that has been on /jp/ within the past 24 hours. Everyone.

Two, you can request of the bomb that is instead destroy TARGET NUMBER 2. Target number 2 is Japan.
Every single person living in Japan will die.

In either case the death caused by the bomb is instant.

What do you choose?

>>7674810
So, you're that tripfag from /sci/ or are you just copying his hilarious reaction images?

>>7674816
>cancer killing /jp/

>>7674827
He copied that image from a thread on /sci/ several months ago.

So did I, because it describes people who use the word 'summerfag' perfectly.

Janitors, mods please delete this kind of threads, they are not /jp/ related and they are attracting shitposters from /soc/

>>7674783
>you have to train yourself (or have someone else train you) to associate dicks and semen with pleasure.

Yes, finally someone who knows the true path to pleasure from cock sucking.

Mental conditioning is your best friend here, the pleasure from fucking a girl is a left over memory of the days when we had to hunt to live. Picture this, if you're able to withstand an unwashed dick, you'll be able to train yourself to experience the very best orgasm ever.

The smell and taste of smegma would be unbearable when you're sober, but, when you can associate pleasure with the agony from eating out a dirty cock, the reaction you'd get from that would be like "so damn bad, it's good!"

It's the strength of mind that you'll be training, you'll brave the moments before you get turned on while sucking on a filthy post. Once you've raised your flag, the pleasure will pollute your mind and it'll be automatic driving from there on. It's uphill from there on, with time, you'll eventually reach the peak of Mount Fellatio without much help.

Not thinking about it won't help in the long run, just flood your mind with the mental image of you sucking on a smelly John.

>>7674837
I don't think anyone from /soc/ even touches /jp/

>>7674834

>>>/soc/

>>7674833
>so did I
I suggest you go back there, then.

>>7674816
I think it's interesting to talk about, even if I wouldn't suck a dick in real life. Just leave the thread if you don't like it.