/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>sex
>Patchy
Does not compute.

How dare you sexualized my wife. Who could possibly want to hear her labored coughing as you give her hot dickings while making a lame joke about "wood signs"? Shame on you.

>Who could possibly want to hear her labored coughing as you give her hot dickings

Wait, is this a trick question?

>>767132
Patchy is sexy, oh yes she is~

>>767156
yes

I don't find Patchy attractive. Easily the worst member of Marisa's harem.

I'd show you the copypasta that involves Anonymous fucking Patchy to a point where she's bound to die of an asthma attack but I don't have it.

>>767186
jesus look at that ass

>>767173
>>767186
>>767220

>>767186
sauce on the doujin?

>>767235
http://www.mediafire.com/?mthbk3zsjzm

“I don’t think books were ever meant to be used for support during sex,” I thought out loud as I plunged deeper into the purple haired bookworm. Her frail ivory body rose and fell in rhythm with her soft moans. The silky pajama robe she always wears was frighteningly easy to tear away, but the destruction was worthwhile to see those ample bouncing breasts. “Uh….no….ah…mmm!” Her protests came out in half whispered cries, but they filled my ears like music. Suddenly, her body arched up as she screamed with pleasure and pain. Wow, I didn’t think she had enough strength left to climax like that.

“Please….Anonymous…no more.” Patchi’s pleas were so cute after dealing with the cold tsundere side for so long. “I…can’t…breathe” she managed to gasp out as she withered about on our makeshift bed of literature. But I had no intention of stopping.

“Not until I finish too” I replied with a grin as I pulled out an inhaler. “If you want to breathe, you gotta earn it. Try going without air for just a little longer.” And with that I pulled out of her warm tight pussy and grabbed her head. Forcefully I shoved my penis into her mouth and I stared at those wide eyes full of shock. “Good girl” I cooed and let loose my load. Naturally she started choking, but she does that all the time. Nothing to worry about.

I tossed the inhaler over my shoulder as I walked away from the ravaged librarian. I don’t know if she used it in time, and to be honest I could care less. Hmm, Marisa should be arriving soon to try to steal some books. Maybe she’ll put up more of a struggle.

>>767248
Anonymous would never do such a thing to the pure and innocent Patchouli, you monster.

I can spell epistemology after seeing this post.

>>767245
whats the title?
I can only read ro-shi-e
can't figure the last character out

>>767266
...I would

>>767276
you sickfuck, you've probably only fucked aya with two condoms on haven't you?

I'd give her my inhaler if you know what I mean

>>767284
I wouldn't

I don't want to have sex with Patchi, but I'd gladly keep her warm on a cold night.

>>768735

What are you, gay?

>>767266
Dr.Doujin (who was the one who created that copypasta,I believe) said that it was a sample of the bad ending scene in the visual novel project. The Anonymous can choose to have good old consensual sexings with Patchy if he wishes.

>>768735
What if the only way to keep her warm is through sex?

>>768743
Fuck off Kilga.

>>768747 the visual novel project

Did this ever go anywhere?

>>768821
With enough attention, effort and commitment, it will be done. Honestly in my opinion the project is in very dire need of the former.

>>768854

I'll bet anything that it will still be shit when it's finished.

Patchouli Knowledge waited. The koakuma above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were marisas in the library. she didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Sakya Izyaoi were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Patchouli was a librarian for a hundred years. When she was young she watched the library and she said to dad "I want to read books daddy."
Dad said "No! They will BE STEAL BY MARISAS"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the library of the Scarlet Devil Mansion she knew there were marisas.
"This is Sakya" the radio crackered. "You must fight the marisas!"
So Patchouli gotted her maigc spells and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the marisas
"I will shoot at her" said the raymoo and she fired the round yinyang orbs. Patchouli magicked at her and tried to blew her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the marisas" she shouted
The radio said "No, Patchouli. You are the marisas"
And then Patchouli died of asthma.

>>768994
NO