/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hiroki Azuma, original creator of Fractale, Ph.D from the University of Tokyo (ranked 3rd worldwide in the Global University Ranking ranked)

According to his twitter
>フラクタルがおもしろいかつまらんかは知らん。今期はマギカ大勝って
>ことでそれはそれでいいと思うけど、ヤマカンはああいうアキバ狙い撃
ちが
>イヤになってアニメ作ったんでしょ。

I don't know Fractale will be good or not.
Madoka seems already won this season,
but It's an otaku pandering anime which Yamakan hates.

Now moot is now looking like Amufro.

Not Touhou, reported.

Is moot going to meet ZUN?

Also, I though moot didn't give a fuck about anime and Japan anymore...

Is that seriously what he looks like now?

>>7652426
Moot probably got dumped by his hipster friends after they found out he liked all that nerdy stuff unironically.

>>7652426
>ZUN
>anime

No.

>>7652426
1 - moot meet ZUN
2 - Bring ZUN to the meet up
3 - Reconcile with /jp/
4 - Apology juices are served for the /jp/ers

　 ∧＿∧　　　∧＿∧　　　∧＿∧　　 ∧＿∧　 　 　　∧＿∧
　（　・∀・） 　 <丶｀∀´>　　（　´∀｀）　 （　・ω・）　　　 （　´ω`）
　（　　　　つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂　 　 　つ
　｜ ｜　|　 ｜This meetup has Ended peacefully｜ ｜ ｜　｜
　（_＿）＿） ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻　（_＿）＿）

>>7652395
No thats not moot.
It can't be...
I-I's not like your hipster faggotry is forgotten after this picture or anything!

>>7652442
1 - moot meet ZUN
2 - Bring ZUN to the meet up
3 - No one shows up
4 - Anal tears overflowing /jp/
5 - Sticky
6 - Threadban
7 - Moot axes the board

ftfy

I think it's time we give moot another chance, just look at him, he is coming back to his roots, and he is doing it for YOU /jp/.

Look at /a/, there is a sticky there drawing the attention of all the curious people searching for the meaning of that red text.

The meetup is just an excuse /jp/.

An excuse to ask for peace with you guys once again.

Please... Forgive moot... For the old times...

Pretty please! ^__^

2ch knows moot, wtf is happening.
http://hatsukari.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1311394909/

Suigin promised me that one day he will venture into the States and kill moot, in return I promised I will kill Kimo.

2ch is not 2chan
this is 2chan
http://may.2chan.net/b/res/64817241.htm

>>7652474
>4chと4chanは違う
oh wow, the irony.

The superior of the artist who had plagiarized "Moetron" met Moot.

Azuma, Mari Okada, Yamakan

Fractale was awful, btw.

>>7652474
>http://hatsukari.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1311394909/
That feel when you post on 2ch, you are the only poster with "(USA)", and you aren't even in the USA.

>>7652485
Did he get in any trouble for doing it?

This is Umelabo's moetron

>>7652491
Aside from being called out on the Internet?

Nope.

>>7652494
Oh God... why would anyone plagiarize that?

He tries to have Moot admit my subordinate's plagiarism.
Sucks,

>>7652489
Where are you from?
I'm interested how far off it is.

>>7652491
2chan is waging war against him for months.

>>7652505
Germany. It might be some joke I don't get.
After all that often says stuff like "Alabama" or "Tibet".

>>7652491
He break　dojinshi which I made　and stamped it　at an exhibition.
Moreover,he expalined these acts as art.
I never forgive him and concerned.
Is your boss(moot) one of his surpporter?

Hey, Moot. Make sure to sage him when he's talking.

>>7652508
Well fuck. I'm from Austria. Don't want to be USA.
Thanks for telling though.

No man is the boss of me.

>>7652516
fuckin asshole!
never forgiveness, NEVER!

bukkake art

>>7652520
Vermutlich kannst du sowieso nicht posten.
Ich bezahle fünfhundert japanische Moneten im Jahr, um eine Internetzugangsanbietersperre zu umgehen.
Zum Glück haben nicht alle Boards diesen Mist.

Fucking Azuma!!!!!!!

>>7652526
That takes REAL talent

>>7652516
Say whaaaaat?

>>7652474
Hiroyuki likes us and stuff since the SakuraCon stream.

>>7652526

So this guy is one of those "subversive" artists that just take art other people made and sprays shit all over it?

Fuck him, I understand how people in Japan hate him

>Captcha:patterns semmen

Moetron was from 2chan to be begin with, /a/.

>>7652516

>>7652536
Is he being ironic?

Azuma raped our daughter "Moetron"

>>7652538
Nah, he's probably Murakami-wannabe with his brand of superflat.

>こいつらは震災を救うとか何とかのたまってるけど
>その実被災民をバカにしてあまつさえ食い物にしようとしている
>って誰か英語でレスってくれ
They said they want to save the victim.
BUT
They do business by the victim.
They do make fool of the victim.

azuma is thief
2chan feels sorry

>>7652485
This is important: who did they plagiarize?

azuman said earthquake is Slaughter.
he likes Slaughter. and hesaid
moetron is Symbol of Slaughter.
moetron Business making money for azuma

>>7652549
That's just random GAIJIN slur.

Also, 2ch and futaba are most likely having a メシウマ状態 over Norway.
Who cares? Schadenfreude, ho!

HI,Anonymous.
It`s a night of party !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-oEJwZ10a4

>>7652563
GEMA haet youtube

fucking fucking hiroki

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R4CepvUZew
Azuma　sayd・・・

東はオタク文化に精通している文化人を気取っている
しかし、実際のところ彼は今やっているアニメなどを殆ど見ていない
にも関わらずオタク評論を行う
相当な「時代遅れ」の評論家であることをanonyには知ってもらいたい
信用してはいけない
君らも嫌いであろう「表層だけを掠めとって生きている泥棒」だ

Ah wait wait. I don't know what kind of things Azuma & Mr. moot are going to do. May be they just took the picture together. Let's see for a while...

BTW Please listen Hiroki Azuma's cool remark >　
"Umelabo's new work is marvelous! The themes such as Relief after the earthquake, divine punishment and "Goddess"...means Lucky ☆ Star? Kimekona(moetron)! It will be the masterpiece of Umelabo!"

HAAAAAHAHAHA~

moot should sever connections with azuma

csb japs

日本のお前ら！
moot君とのゲリラオフ会、やりませんか？
７月２４日（日）午後３時、ラジ館前で集合！
その後の予定：こまけえこたぁいいんだよ！！

what does こまけえこた mean ?

>>7652595
small things

>what does こまけえこた mean ?
Schedule after 3：00 are undecided.
It decides it then and there.

it means, "who cares (about the details)"

>>7652595

細かいこと

Hiroki Azuma, the title of his novel was plagiarized Princess of Mars.
http://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/4309410987/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_f6skob0STCM70

All I can say is that moot better be going to wonfes tomorrow and comike in a few weeks, or he is still a hipster faggot.

>>7652563
PARTY HARD JAPAN

>>7652576
>"Umelabo's new work is marvelous! The themes such as Relief after the earthquake, divine punishment and "Goddess"...means Lucky ☆ Star? Kimekona(moetron)! It will be the masterpiece of Umelabo!"

Faggots like this are everything that's wrong with art today. I will never understand how it came to be that you can make something that doesn't communicate anything, doesn't serve any purpose, call it art and get paid for it.

This is, took at face value without plagiarism is still at best trolling the victims of the earthquake. And nobody seems to understand how to do fauvism properly these days, too.

fuck umelabo

>>7652636
Get out of /jp/ and take your image macro with you.

>>7652636
>Faggots like this are everything that's wrong with >art today
Same thing can be said with literature

Fucking fake metaphors.

these days yamakan and azuma dislike each other.

>>7652638
Hey, I did it only once and because I really like Ariel. Should've thought of it myself though, never gonna do it again, I swear.

>>7652431

Are people really still mad at this? The overall art looks cool, and it's entirely normal in both art and music to casually co-opt other people's work to make something better. Moreover it's a minor Internet meme; it's in the public domain anyhow.

>>7652680
It's also stealing a lot of Touhou elements.

>>7652690

God forbid, surely no one's ever produced unlicensed Touhou related art before.

our killing time

Umelabo fucked moetron!!!
I can't forgive him!!

>>7652692
Stealing Touhou art is okay. ZUN allows the use of his characters in most things and approves of the doujin community and their ways.

However, that doesn't mean all the artist like their characters being taken, especially when used for profit and without noting the source. I mean at least give the guy who made the character some acknowledgement.

Please look on the left of the image.
This image appears in a magazine　"BijyutsuTetyou".
Mr.Bill Gates's photograph and window's logo is used without permission.

"please step"

>>7652715
That's going to be a few more copyright violations, yo.

I like how it has twitter and facebook and fucking tumblr. and imageboards nowhere.

>>7652715

It's normal to use corporate logos like this in Western countries. In legal terms, it's "fair use".

>>7652725

Nobody on 2chan on 4chan was going to become famous or make money off of it, so who cares? People sell 4chan merchandise and steal ideas from here all the time.

>>7652725
they didn't even know 4chan in the first place, until 2chan pointed out that moetron was made by 4chan as well.

>>7652715

It's normal to use corporate logos like this in Western countries. In legal terms, it's "fair use".

>>7652725

Nobody on 2chan or 4chan was going to become famous or make money off of it, so who cares? People sell 4chan merchandise and steal ideas from here all the time.

>>7652724
The words "ゆっくり踏んでいってね" which written in center of the picture mean "Please step on them" in English.
These pictures were taken in Chaos Lounge Exhibition.

>>7652526
>>7652536
I'm not sure to understand what's this shit.

whoa moot, i kinda like it when you straighten your hair...that jewfro just isn't cutting it for you!

what does it say at the top, by the way?

The art's trying to say something. I'm not exactly sure what, but I don't think copyright and "art stealing" is really the issue here. Perhaps some credit should be given, but I don't think it's wrong in and of itself.

http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/gallery/logoguidelines.mspx

>>7652760
Taking a shit on other peoples work isn't nice.

>>7652750
Yeah, it is 100% pure shit.
But somehow Hiroki Azuma (the guy next to moot) calls this art, and sells them without premission from the authours.

>>7652774
>sells
People still really buy that kind of stuff?

ok haters go back 2ch

>>7652760
the problem is that they have absolutely no respect to the original product at all.
Some people whose comics were used protested, but their reply was
"There is no problem because it's an artwork."

>>7652738
It's abnormal to use corporate logos like this in Western countries without permission.
In legal terms, it's "infringement of trademark rights".

Please note it.
Mr.Azuma's friend has come here.
They are thief's friends.

>>7652782
Believer back to contectures

>>7652536
>>7652526
Pretentious artists and gullible idiots with income.

At least it is not as bad as Dahli. The man was to art what a whore is to women.

Their crimes are Stealing the profit because of these plagiarism!
They look down on all authors!

I'm intugued by how his drawing is really really shit, traced at the good parts, you can tell the clusterfuckish stuff around is his work, but when he tries to into anatomy he fails.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=326905

Best thread on /jp/ in months.

You elevens really should find a better machine translator than google language tools.

>>7652715
Nerd levels overload.
Excluding Microsoft, Facebook and Google.(nobody cares about twitter).

I think he's trying to express how much of a nerd he is. I guess he's trying to say that, "that" is the Internet as a whole.

>>7652793
To be fair, this is the exact reason why every second person will always love Dahli anyways.

>>7652793
well, I just hope that they got soon dumped and forgotten, in respect of who sweats blood, have real talent or both.
oh well, carry on.

>>7652803
Never mind. I see now. The reason why he does this stuff is because >>7652798

Not sure if I should feel sad.

>>7652786

It's only trademark infringement if you're misrepresenting viewpoints, products or services of your own as belonging to the entity in question. It's entirely permissible for them to appear anywhere else.

Silly /jp/ it's just 2DEEP4U

>>7652808
I do not understand.

How is being a repetitive hack good? He was pretentious at best, making a circus of himself.

Hell, the guy even tried to sell photocopies of his signature. HIS FUCKING SIGNATURE.

>>7652529

>>7652815
This >>7652715
Violates Microsoft logos guidelines.

Something could be done, still, I care enough to do so.

>>7652828
Don't care enough*

>>7652824
I can't post on Krautchan, since my whole ISP (with more than two and a half million customers) is perma banned.

>>7652819
I haven't seen that much of his work, though I remember the "stuff in stuff that looks like other stuff". I guess I have to agree that it's okay to paint it once because it will look and feel fresh and interesting, but you can hardly get anywhere with doing it more times unless you use some patterns that normal people can read. I'd say Bosh, but his stuff is completely different.

But signature, I haven't heard of. Goddamnit.

>>7652834
Why would you want to post on that shit chan anyway. It's even worse than /jp/.

>>7652834
I don't give a shit. Don't post German on /jp/, we've been over this countless times.

>>7652793
Don't you dare associate Dali with this low-level plagiarist.

>>7652841
LIEBE.

>>7652815
Can you account for why it's entirely permissible for them ?

epic threadness all around

>>7652834
lol are you from finland?

>>7652839
...on the second thought, I will have to disagree. This guy knows what he's doing and likely does it because he can do the other stuff already too. Which is for me the requiment to start doing abstract art at all. Picasso did what he did because he was fucking bored of drawdrawdrawdrawdrawpaintdrawdraw, not because he wouldn't have liked it to begin with.

Unlike the guy this thread is about.

In short:
1.Take picture from internet
2.Print picture and bukkake
3.???
4.Profit!
2chan"Hey don't use my picture"
The guy on the right"ALL YOUR IMAGE ARE BELONG TO US"

Two or more lawyers said that the work of the Umelab was a copyright violation.
However, neither Mr. Azuma nor Mr. Umelab withdraw the work.
And, they want to act excluding Japan.

>>7652798

Goddam he can't draw for shit.

>>7652884
It's eBaumsworld all over again.
Except instead of a watermark it's Bukkake.

>>7652866
http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/metaschool/fisher/domain/tm.htm#10

There's a nominative defense in that the logos are there necessarily to refer to the companies and they aren't used in a fashion that would create confusion or imply sponsorship.

Moreover, though this may or may not be the case in Japan, it's incumbent on trademark owners to defend their property proactively, so it would be effectively legal until someone insists otherwise and wins in court, as free speech trumps IP laws.

>>7652838
There are some things you can basically only talk about with channers, and starting a German general on /a/ or /jp/ succeeds not overly often.

>>7652914
>they aren't used in a fashion that would create confusion or imply sponsorship.
It's up to the companies to decide.

Where is that t-shirt from?

>>7652989

No, that's up to the courts to decide.

The main problem started when he used kimekona (moetron) in his image, because his works use collage of different characters, yet she is a collage character not created by him. So even if everyone knew he did not draw the original works, it was stealing someone else's collage work too and making it look like he was the character's creator.

Moot wears glasses?

artfag elevens go home

also azuma and yamakan hate each other hth

>>7653032
In addition, dilution by tarnishment of the distinctiveness of the mark can be applied to the corporate logos by mixing them to the characters of which copyright is infringed.

>>7653032
very rarely

i am going for the malcolm gladwell look

>>7653073
What are you going to discuss with hiroyuki?

>>7653073
Oh boy...

>>7653073
Go away.

>>7653073

moot, why are you such a faggot?

also, do you even lift?

>>7653073
What are you in Japan for?

>>7653073
Good luck with that, it's your life of course.

Imageboarders gonna image.

>>7653086
>>7653089
Not /jp/ers.

Don't threadban.

>>7653073
Why are you posting on a board you despise?

Huh, didn't know moot went to /jp/.

So I take it the captcha is permanent now?

>>7653073
Go away.

>>7653073
Moot, moot, why are the textboards abandoned? Has Mr VacBob-sama-kun-chan given up on them? Why are you still running shiichan?

>>7653073
If you're going to post here, at least do some work and clean up the shitty threads we have about translating your stupid message.

There are at least five on pages 7 and 8 alone.

>>7653088
The same reason he went to Mexico

>>7653094

Prove it, shrimpdick

moot, why did you meet such a faggot?
He's making money from your property right in front of your eyes and you're taking pictures with him!

Did people show up to that meeting thing?

>>7653073
Hey, moot, I have a question.

What was the deal with the threadbanning popstar fan mod?

Did it conlude somehow?

>>7653105
It's not till tomorrow, I think.

>>7653091
>>7653092
>>7653093
>>7653094
>>7653095
>>7653096
>6 sages in a row.
umad /jp/?

Hiroki Azuma is thought to be the mastermind of the deeds done by Chaos Lounge these days. What did you talk with him about, moot?

Oh well. Now that moot has posted all the faggots from shit boards like /a/b/v/ will come and LOL TOASTIN IN EPIC MOOT THREAD U MAD JP LOLOL

>>7653115
Go back to /a/ you shitty tripfag.

bump

>>7653111
That's a good question. What happened to that mourning asshole?

>>7653115
Back to /a/ with you, shitstain.

>>7653123
all tripfags are shit
u fuckin piece of shit

>>7653115
>Hello. I'm new

we should all go back to bed while the piss is still warm

>>7653115
Oh boy.

>>7653128

/jp/ confirmed for asspained weeaboo fatasses

>>7653123
>>7653128
>>7653135

speak for yourselfs.

Some dipshit linked this thread to /a/'s sticky.
>>7653123
You're welcome to leave with him.

>>7653139
k
See ya later.

The fuck is Fractale??
sounds interesting on google :3

>>7652395
>curly hair

>>7653073
Please don't ban me for this but did you and boxxy ever hang out?

>>7653144

>>7653140
owned leik a babby LAMAO

>>7653147
0/10

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

Threadban everyone posting in this thread, please.

Or, better yet, delete it, you faggot.

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

time to delete this thread OP, the /a/b/v/ triumvate of shitposting seems to have arrived already

My Aikido dojo is across from a Karate dojo. We usually get alot of rude remarks from them, such as Aikido being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, he was a white male in his 20's. I accepted of course, I never back down from a challenge.

He had really good form, but his Karate was no match for my Aikido. He delivered a great kick but it was nothing for me, I easily grabbed it and knocked him down with a kick. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got too tired.

He got frustrated and left, he was about to cross the street but I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding cyclist. He didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

The world of anime blogging is woefully over-saturated, filled to the brim with an endless knaves’ gallery of blowhards pontificating at length about the latest trends and their newest obsessions. Perhaps comically, as the vast majority of these bloggers experience anime through subtitles, their opinions must be disregarded entirely, for: I no longer consider translations an acceptable basis upon which to evaluate fiction, at least in the otaku realm. My blog contained a great deal of posts based upon the subtitled versions of anime and the translated versions of eroge – I am afraid I can no longer consider these posts as having stated anything meaningful. Translation, or at least the woeful standard of translation employed by fansubbers and fan translators, produces mirages and nothing more – its fruits are merely hazy reinterpretations of the original works.

There is still a dearth of eroge reviews and analyses written in English. Given as there is also a dearth of eroge representation in English and my statement in the above point, I suppose such misguided attempts to fill this gap can and should be seen as nothing more than masturbation. That said, masturbation is none too easy an inclination to discard.

Tsumugi noticed Mio's open mouth, incapable of speaking. "Don't worry Mio," she said, slipping her cock into a quivering Mio. "You're scared now, but you'll enjoy it."

"No," Mio hissed back. "I'll never forgive you for this."

"Oh but you will." Mugi whispered. "For you see, OnLive is launching the world’s highest performance Games On Demand service, instantly delivering the latest high-end titles over home broadband Internet to the TV and entry-level PCs and Macs.

Founded by noted technology entrepreneur Steve Perlman (WebTV, QuickTime) and incubated within the Rearden media and technology incubator, OnLive spent seven years in stealth development before officially unveiling in March 2009.

OnLive, together with its Mova subsidiary, lies directly at the nexus of several key trends, all of which are reshaping the way we think about and use digital media:

* The shift to cloud computing, displacing the limitations, cost and complexity of local computing;
* An explosion of consumer broadband connectivity, bringing fast bandwidth to the home;
* Unprecedented innovation, creativity and expansion within the video game market.

Pioneering the delivery of rich interactive media to the home, OnLive will change the way that entertainment applications are created, delivered and consumed.

OnLive, the future of videogames."

Please stop spamming or ill be forced to report you.

bumping for teh lulz! xD

Let's put an end to this once and for all shall we?
You probably saw the movie 40 year old virgin and thought it was hilarious how that man lived with his nerdy lifestyle and sexless life. It was a movie about that guy's rise from the decadent, boring life into an exciting, sex full and normal life, right? Wrong. Think about it.
The titular 40 year old virgin started his day with a little exercise, made his breakfast and rode his bike to work. When he got to work we saw that he didn't have the best job in the world, and probably not the best pay either, but he liked it, he liked his job, and had enough money to buy all the shit he wanted.
After work, he rode his bike home, greeted his friendly neighbors and spent his night playing videogames, watching movies, painting figures and building models, in other words, he did whatever the fuck he wanted.
Now this is where it gets tricky, he went out with his co-workers and let slip the fact that he was a virgin. They immediately start making fun of him, which makes him feel bad about his virginity. Remember, he never once felt bad about it, he was living a happy existence, peer pressure was the only reason why he even thought about it.
Suddenly he is going to nightclubs, he's drinking, talking to women and does he feel happy about it? No, he feels awkward, but he can't stay a virgin right? That's just silly.

Please do note that defragmentation is akin to brushing the disheveled hair of your little computer girl while she rests on your lap, her small, warm body pushing against yours as she ignores your attempts to comb her long hair in her quest to find a comfortable spot. And disk cleanup would be in form of you taking a bath with her afterwards, making sure to scrub her body thoroughly to remove the dirt (that is to say unnecessary applications and temporary files) she accumulated from playing while she blushes and mumbles about how she's old enough to take baths by herself now, but when you offer to leave the bath, she'd nonetheless tell you to stay with a small voice. While washing her body, it goes without saying that you'd take note of how she's changed over the years, her hips and cute little butt taking on curves more fit for mature women twice her age and little buds rising from her chest as the first signs of her entry into adulthood - though those changes would be caused by VNs and images you've downloaded on her instead of aging. Her personality would consequently be a mixture of innocent and lewd, and she'd be well aware that you're the main cause of the shapely curves on her little girl body, so she'd take the opportunity to "please" her master by pressing her flat chest against you and rubbing your penis with her hands, moving her slender fingers expertly despite her apparent youth due to instincts you've bestowed her via your downloads.

And after the cleanup session, you'd resume your "play" with her, where she'd read VNs to you (and even help you understand difficult text with her dictionaries) or watch as your play Touhou, Hellsinker, Diadra Empty, Batrider, Dodonpachi or whichever other shooter struck your fancy today until you feel the need to masturbate, where her slender, bridal glove-clad hands would again take hold of your penis and jerk it until you cum on your little computer daughter yet again.

>>7653173
After a few failed attempts, he finally meets a women that seems to like him, gives him her number, they go out a few times and eventually, she's ready to have sex but ups, her teenage daughter walks in on them. This is an important part, because now you realize that this women has 3 children, a man in his early 20's who doesn't live with her, so that's ok, a teenage girl and a young boy. Suddenly, the poor 40 year old virgin finds that he has to take care of 2 obnoxious kids, but that's not enough.
The women finally sees the virgin's apartment, and marvels at his action figures. She immediately says "hey, let's sell this kiddy shit", the virgin doesn't want to sell it, he likes having all that shit, but is pressured buy the women anyway, because HER little store is going to sell the toys, so more profit for her. Remember, this women is supposed to be miss right, the nice, mature women that you should marry.
The guy finally snaps because he realizes how much his lifestyle changed, but it's too late now, after a couple of high jinks he asks her to marry him and he eventually has sex.
In conclusion, the poor bastard left his happy carefree life and is left with a women who doesn't like his nerdy shit and two kids who aren't his but he has to raise anyway. His free time is gone, his money is gone, his toys are gone and his independence is gone, but that's ok, at least he had sex.
And that's why I don't have a girlfriend, because to me, the 40 year old virgin is a tale of a man who descended into darkness.

Last warning. If you keep spamming ill keep posting on /jp/.

When I was like 11 I went to a mini pokemon convention in a nearby mall. They had a card and gameboy tournament and I was entered in both. I got knocked out early in the card tourney, so I was milling around and waiting for the gameboy tourney to start. They took my game and gave me a mew, and it was sweet as hell. So anyway I get up to the tourney and its set up like 5 really long tables end on end that the opponents face each other at. I still remember the lighting and everything perfectly. I beat my first match and moved on to round 2, and they announced this kid as "Mitchums". I don't what that was, but whatever. Well this kid had the Ash Ketchum hat and blue vest on, with denim jeans with knee pockets and he wouldn't speak because he was listening to a walkman. Anyway, we get to the match and I bring out my Blastoise, he was a level like 78 or something. Mitchums sends out a fucking Diglet, level 23. I looked at this kid and he's just listening to his walkman, looking at the screen. So I use Surf attack and it misses, and I'm like that sucks, whatever. This Diglet hits me with Quick Attack and it took out my entire health bar.

I'm sorry, but has Saten even engaged in sexual intercourse? Oh, that’s right. She hasn't even made contact with a man outside of school. In fact, it’s only mandatory school for level upper users. Does not having a cliche tsundere personality make you a slut? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this thread when the anime is already finished and we know for certain she is pure? Saten is a holy maiden now and she was been the purest maiden in ToAru? Saten has to go up against one of the sluttiest espers in Academy City who just happened to have a lead because she was praying on Touma's power. But you know what? Biribiri is still a whore. Saten is the best heroine in all of Raildex, she has the best design. Saten almost won Saimoe, she would have done it if it wasn't for her tragedy with that scientist's level upper throwing her for a mental loop. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded threads like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Saten is proven a better waifu than any other in ToAru. Misaka tries to latch on to anyone who would have shown her a different and free life. Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Saten threads because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like a heroine because they’re canonically pure. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking idiots on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

Thread's fine, gets linked on /a/, devolves into shit.
I shouldn't even be surprised anymore.

>Red/Blu Heavy Weapons Guy
>X^33333333333333333
First I found out Commissar, Taiga, Destrado browsed /jp/, then Uidrew, Komeiji, and now these.

Pieces of shit, all of you.

Wow. There's an anime board besides /a/? I'm glad.

One day, Mokou was out shopping with the neet. They drank a lot of lemonade and had to piss, so they went to the bathroom together. While Mokou was doing her business, the neet stuck her head under the stall divider.

"So what do you think of that new dress? Shit is so cash, right?"

"Kaguya, you can't do that!" Mokou screamed. "Get out!"

Mokou started kicking the neet in the face, but the neet braved the pain and slithered under the divider and into the spacious stall. The neet carefully squirmed her arm under Mokou's leg and began to finger her. This caused Mokou's piss stream to intensify, a golden torrent rivaling a fire hydrant. The piss was powerful enough to knock down the stall door, sending it crashing into the far wall. Picking Mokou up by her underarms, the neet carried her around as a mobile piss cannon, blasting holes in walls and ripping apart innocent shoppers in a wall of hot urine. When Mokou was finally exhausted, the pair stood in the ruins of the mall, knee--deep in a golden lake. Piss mixed with shoppers' blood rained down from what was left of the ceiling. Too embarrassed to even move, she offered no resistance as the neet shoved her head underwater and drowned Mokou in her own piss. The neet whipped out her cell phone and called Cirno, informing the fairy of a whole new lake that just formed that she can play in.

FIN

>>7653188
Notice how this anon didn't mention me. Thats because im good poster.

>>7653188

>HURR DURR SEKRIT CLUBB???

Cry more, faggot.

Gomenasai /jp/, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>>7653189
>>7653187
Go back to /a/.

Selam /jp/, my name is Zijad.

I'm a 36 year old American Mujaheddin. I draw Ottoman icons on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Bosnian games.

I train with my Zastava M70 every day, this superior weapon can shoot through the toughened heart of a Orthodox Serb, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Serb-killing license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Bosnian fluently, both Serbo-Croatian and Montenegrin dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Bosnian history and Tvrtko's Code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Bosnian visa, I am moving to Sarajevo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an officer in the Bosnian Armed Forces!

I own several Fez's, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Bosnia, so I can fit in easier. I send death threats to Serbs in my town and speak Bosnian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Bosnia!

>>7653193
It's because everyone has you filtered and wouldn't realize you posted here at all if they didn't use 4chan X's /b/ackwash.

>>7653196

Make me.

I'll link every recommendation threads on /a/ faggot.

>>7653182
I could not figure it out. No critical attack, nothing. And as soon as my life bar drains, he pumps his fist and shakes it really slowly, and he whispers "uhhhhnnnnnnnn". He thoroughly decimated my entire team with his Diglet. He finally takes out my level 96 Zapdos and he litterally jumps onto the tables and kicks my gameboy out of my hands, fracturing 2 of my fingers. And he starts screaming "MITCHUMS MITCHUMS MITCHUMS CATCH EM ALL" and stomping as hard as he could on the tables. Now this kid was like 12 but the plastic tables couldn't hold up to the weight and started giving way, which made him slip onto the floor ass first. He wound up breaking his ass bone. Bjut he's like crying on the floor and he's still screaming "MITCHUMS MITCHUMS CATCH EM ALL, MITCHUMS WILL CATCH! THEM! ALL!!!" and he looks at me with these eyes, and he growls at me, and everything is dead silent and he fucking growls at me and points and says "YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THIS! YOU WON'T FORGET THIS, MITCHUMS WILL CATCH THEM ALL"

Is this the Naruto board?

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the ftes afford me barely enough time to turn his head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse mu eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungsare permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot

>>7653193
That's only because I still remember you from the old days.

>>7653194
You buttcrucified son?

Howdy /jp/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it. I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. {We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?} I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Kakapoopoopeepeeshire. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Kakapoopoopeepeeshire seriously when I am learning Tingtangtongchingchong?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Kakapoopoopeepeeshire beat a powerful one like Tingtangtongchingchong?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Tingtangtongchingchongka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Nipponigeria exchange student, I still remember his name, Vomwompom Shigglegiggleniggle.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Nipponigerianese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to Tinkywinklybutts (Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere honkey belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing chumwumkoponogo, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Vomwompom Shigglegiggleniggle. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Nipponigeria, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Kakapoopoopeepeeshireka and have been practicing Kakapoopoopeepeeshire ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>7653194
What's the matter?
Still frustrated that you will never have /jp/ membership card, peasant?

>>7653196

Make me.

I'll link every recommendation threads I see on /a/ here.

one day hitler as a child was skipping merrily through the black forest when he entred a clearing and discovered a covey of free range jewes. after observing them. he hopped up to one of the little jewish girls and pulled downe his lederhosen- right in her face.
she looked up and said:
"you have a penis like a dog's. it stinks and it's small. how to you expect to propagate anything with that?"
and all the cleansnipped jewish young male members of the species in that particular clearing came over to point and to laugh.
now then, a wandering dandy romantic charmey boy happened to also be roaming this forest when he heard the commotion and became curious...er. he saw little hitler being chided and laughed at by the jewes and he gleefuly whisped himself over to little hitler and said, "do not worry, my little mustachioed one. i'll be nice to it....if i can find it! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!"
and they all laughed.
except little mistreated hitler. he ran away.
and he muttered to himself "i'll remember this....when i create my own friends...my UBERMENCHE".


or...
"Sie haben eine Penis wie eines Hundes. er stinkt und er ist klein, wie zu Ihnen erwarten Sie, alles mit dem fortzupflanzen?"

>>7653193
>>7653194

How to explain tanasinn? I wrote this little essay on it a while ago:

should it live?
should it die?
that is not a problem at all.

life, death, tanasinn

tanasinn=occult,cult,fascism,death,life,relision・・・,or・・・?

tanasinn operates the whole world.
tanasinn is the soul of the universe.
tanasinn is the bottom of your heart.
tanasinn transcends surrealism and realism.
tanasinn is inherent in every self.
tanasinn is inherent in every structure.
tanasinn is inherent in every system.
tanasinn is decadent and may cause self-collapse.

tanasinn vacumeir alles
tanasinn plays with all elements

The Messenger of fear
The Child of darkness and confusion
The King of infinite decomposition
The Khaos

tanasinn

tanasinn absodivides the WORLD

Words cannot explain tanasinn. More accurate:
Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn.

full-length mirror Evening glow Wave of those passing
Disappear wholly. Roadside tree murmured in the heart Swing
with a child which tries to be the first Scene
It falls to why or cardiac bolting Slope two persons
fall with you and it falls
-- the setting sun -- Without it rises again a new tanasinn
-- shining -- eternal -- Eternal

happiness?

>>7653215
I'm so very scared, please spare us. BAWWW


A friendly reminder to fellow spammers, please nokosage so faggots can't filter us.

Now let's get this started.


The trumpet player from my high school ska band brought in this petite little minx from the nearby rich county. "A" went to an all girls school, and impressed me with her knowledge of literature and music.

I ignored "A" to try to fuck this 17 year old freshman from State U. When that failed, I started messing around with a 26 year old art student (pictured) who made me hate myself for a few weeks.

Eventually, "A" and I started talking on AIM. We got to know each other, told jokes, and discussed possibly hanging out. I invited her back up to town for the annual 'con, but her social anxiety flared up and she just couldn't face that many people at once.

Bitter, I fucked the first fatty I could find. The next morning, depression set in. "Nobody will ever love me like "J," I thought. That evening, I poured my heart out to J, begging for another chance.

Greetings earthlings, I`m a 137 year old Uchuujin (alien for you earthlings). I study lower races in the universe, and spend my days perfecting my ufo flying skills and playing superior Alpha Centaurian games. (Destroy All Humans, Civilization, Spore)

I train with my lazergun every day, this superior weapon can shoot through steel because it is upgraded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my lazergun license two space years ago, and I have been getting better every day.


I speak earth language fluently, both English and the Moon dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about earth culture and that funny thing you call Boku no Pico.

When I get my Orion visa, I am moving to Orion to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about mind control and genetic manipulation. I hope I can become an administrator of some good planet, not like your shitty Earth!

I own several spacesuits, which I wear around my ship. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Orion, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Universal language as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyways, I'll be making Earth my temporary home if its not too much trouble, §¤!

I party at my friend's place, girl keeps looking at me so we start flirting. I sit with my arm up, she snuggles under it and puts her leg over mine. We talk a little bit more, I go outside to get some air, she comes with. I bring her to my car, we start making out and touching. She doesn't want to mess around in my car so we go back to the house and act normalish. She ends up jumping in the same bed with me that night. We kiss more, I finger her, she starts giving me a handjob then blows me for a few minutes, we stop because there are five other people in the room. We wake up, I call in sick to work, she doesn't have anything to do. She follows me home, I bring her to my room, take off all her clothes. We kiss, I finger her, suck her nipples and play with her tits then go down on her. She really wants to fuck by this point so I throw a condom on and start pounding her from behind and fingering her asshole. She comes, I use her body for 15-20 minutes after until I finally finish. She wants to hang out after, I dodge. I haven't spoken to her since or after. Wish I did, she was a good lay. 30 minutes after, I call my gf, tell her I love her and proceed to treating her like a queen for the rest of our relationship. cheating made me a better boyfriend, sadly.

3 liters? That's quite a lot. Let's say I turned into a immortal little girl today and allowed my body to be constantly violated until my mind breaks and all I can feel is the warmth of the semen gushing inside my small womb. Since the refractory period is about 15 minutes (for 18 year old males, no way I'll let older men cum inside me), and assuming a 8-hour sleep for those otaku, it would seem that one of them can have sex 64 times every day, ejaculating about 45 mililiters every time (that's about three tablespoons, vastly higher than the average volume). Since my loli body would be irresistibly erotic, let's assume that any man who violates me will ejaculate instantly, taking about a minute in average before my slutty womb drinks all of their semen. Since those are responsible men, they will only cum inside my tight vagina, so at this point, I would have 67,5 liters of cum sprayed inside me every day.

Since my body is immature, my womb would be rather small, say, roughly a sphere about 4cm in diameter (the average womb is a bit larger, and not a sphere, it's more elliptical). Assuming no stretching, this is the Schwarzschild radius for roughly 27 septillion kilograms. The density of cum is around 1,014g/mL (By the way, there's a study on this. They decanted semen into graduated cylinders and weighed it.), so I'd have roughly 68,5kg of semen ejaculated inside me every day. Divide the former to the latter, and you get about a sextillion years. So in roughly a sextillion years, older than the known age of the universe, about when the sun spends the last remnants of its energy and cools down completely, after aeons of being cummed inside, my slutty loli womb will have so much semen in it that it'll turn into a black hole.

>>7653198
That was funny.

Hola! /jp/, my name is El vato Ken.

I'm a 27 year old American Aztec (Mexican Native for you gringos mensos). I draw friezes and murals on my Codex, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Mexican games. (Tlachtli, Lucha libre, Quemaditos, Escondidas)

I train with my Maquahuitl every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is fraised over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Maquahuitl license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Spanish and Nahuatl fluently, both Mesoamerican and the Aztecan dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Mexican history and their Otomi code, which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Mexican visa, I am moving to Distrito Federal to attend a prestigious University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Tianguero, Taquero or Albañil.

I own several Aztec robes, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Mexico, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Nahuatl and Spanish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the mexican lifestyle?

Wish me luck in Mexico!

whats going on guys why so much pasta ^_^

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"You wish to venture beyond this gate? How ludicrous...I, Hong Meiling, shall be your opponent...and the Angel of Death who shall ferry your poor soul to hell"

-Hong Mei Ling

"I....will...kill....you
I...will...definitely...KILL...YOU"-Arcueid Brunestud after getting owned on the internet

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About a week ago I thought that if I threw up, I could be with my waifu (Who is Madotsuki) and I knew this was just a joke, I knew it wouldn't work. I got depressed and more depressed. I was bored, too. But, I got kind of curious how it would FEEL doing the same thing my waifu does so much. After a meal with lots of water, I found myself hovering my toilet, contemplating whether or not to do it. Instantly, I thought "this is a bad idea."

However, all of a sudden I got a "wave" of anxiety, which often ties with my depression. "Do it" was all I knew for that second, and I heaved, putting all of my rage into the area deeper than my throat. Immediately, pounds and liters worth of chunks erupted from my mouth in a glorious wave of undigested fury. Full force, like a maxed-out water hose, I just kept putting more pressure in my stream of vomit, splattering all over the toilet and splashing off of the rim. Eventually the tiny bowl couldn't keep the meat chunks and I had to end, finally flushing it.

Much like finishing masturbation, I felt regret, having to clean up the gooey liquid from the toilet. But, on the other side, I didn't care. I had a huge grin on my face, knowing I finally achieved my goal and became a little closer with my love.

This is going to become somewhat of a usual activity for me. I must have done it three times since the first time, and it's nearly as exhilarating with each time. I'm trying to tweak my game a bit, trying to mix a proper balance of meat and water, paying attention to vary my chewing, so the chunks I spew can look more beautiful. I fully recommend it to anyone who shares my beloved Madotsuki.

>>7653207
Each time someone filters me feels like loosing a piece of my soul. It makes me feel pretty lonely here on /jp/ you know?
>>7653209
Oh wow someone remembers me?
>>7653219
So mean and unfriendly.

I thought moot is here?

k so im in school and this kid i dont like his name is shawn he starts botering me because hes a jerk and he always picks on me like pushing me
around and stuff anyway usualyi dont usualy do anything cos i get scared but that day he was pushing me into the wall while i was walking to class
with my friends and every1 was quiet cuz no1 wanted to get picked on but i was starting to get angry so i said to him stop it already, shawn and hes
like f*** u, dork make me and im like fine thats it!!!! so he pushes me and i fall on my face and evry1 around gets in a group and starts going fight
fight fight and shawns like get up you little b****** so i get up slowly and im REALLY angry and i turn around and feel like theres this power inside me so
i start screaming at him like goku so evry1 in the grou[ backs up and looks scared and even shawn started to back up and look scared so i yell at
him you shuldnt have messed with a sayain!!!! i put my hands back and go kameeeeehameeeeeehaaaaaa and i try to shoot it i dont see it but i could
feel the forc e of it (im training it now so i can see it) and shawn backed up a bit so i coul dtell i hit him wiht it too then he turned around and
walked away cuz he was scared and every1 in the gruop walked away too and my friends all come up to me and start saying stuff life good job and my friend
chris says dude your hair turned gold for a second and im like really and hes like yeah and then all my other friends are like yeah i saw that too so thats
the story of how i learned that i was a sayain

Sieg Zeon /a/, my name is Ken Ashtray.

I'm a 28 year earthling. I draw Red Comet and Zeon symbols on the street walls, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Zeon games. (Training program A, Training program B, Training program C etc)

I train with my MS-06C Zaku II every day, this mobile suit can shoot through the five Magellan class battleships, and vastly superior to any other Earth Federation mobile suit. I've bought it on a black market one year ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I know, both Anthem and the Zeon soldier's charter. I know everything about Zeon history and their moral code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Zeon visa, I am moving to Side 3 to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about magnificent spacenoid culture. I hope I can become a pilot for Zaku or a spaceship operator!

I own several zeon military uniforms, which I wear at home. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Principality of Zeon, so I can fit in easier. I salute to my elders and seniors and get in fights with EF soldiers as often as I can, but rarely I manage to get out unharmed... and victorious.

Wish me luck in Zeon!

>>7653230

It quickly became more than a little awkward as I realized they were both looking at me. All of a sudden my friends hand shoots out and takes ahold of my arm and pulls me closer to them. He stopped kissing her, put his hand behind my hand and pushed his mouth into mine, sloppy and wet from their kiss and absolutely horrifying to me considering I've never so much thought of kissing a guy before. She works her way behind him and starts rubbing her hands down to his waist and suddenly she bites his neck, he drops his head back ending the lip lock with me. She pulls his shirt up, then lowers her hands and unbuttons his jeans.

Quickly she spins him around so that pushes him back towards the wall with me behind him. I turn his head to make out with him over his shoulder as she took off his boxers. There is a sudden gasp from him as she had dropped to her knees and licked his cock. I wiggle out from behind them to spare him having my harden cock pushing against his back. She almost immediately takes my hand as I'm free and pulls me closer. Excited for what I thought was coming, I start to unbutton my jeans but she stops me and pulls me to the floor beside her. She pops his cock out of her mouth, smiled and kind of motioned towards it. I figured after kissing the guy blowing him wouldn't be so bad. I take it from her and slowly put it in my mouth, Such a strange sloppy, warm taste, I have to admit it was pretty great. She stands up and starts kissing him again, he pulls her top off and tosses it across the room.

For me , fhc from Brazil, NTR only exist when this happens with a wife, bride or a girlfriend of the protagonist ( a girl that have a official love relationship / commitment with the protagonist of the game ) and the protagonist really love this woman very much, and this woman love the protagonist very much too, however, for some reason, she is forced to make sex with other man ( maybe bacause of a “uncontrollable sexual desire”, or maybe because of blackmail, or like the “payment” of a “high debt”, or, just a normal RAPE ) I not know, the reason will be explained in the game, but, the fact is that the girl need to love the protagonist and the protagonist need to love the girl. NTR without love, for me, is not NTR.

However, for sure exist others different kinds of NTR, since NTR is jealousy and jealousy is a feelings, then, it can change between different persons. No one have the same feelings, no one have the same mind. Then, NTR is something of personal interpretation.

Games exactly with the kind of NTR that I like are very much rare, then, If I keep only with this kind of thing in my mind, I never will play any game. I need to try to satisfy me with the few NTR that are available, even in games that not have EXACTLY the kind of NTR that I like.
　

Then, some people have jealousy of their mother or sister, other people feel jealousy of a unrequited love, like a childhood friend that you love very much, but, she end up in love with other guy. Or maybe a friend that work in the same job. This can varies very much beetween each game. The unique TRUE fact about NTR is:

1- The protagonist see the girl making sex with other guy, and the protagonist feel sad, frustated, angry and disturbed seeing this sexual act. The protagonist fell JEALOUSY in few words, then, this is NTR.

Sieg Zeon /jp/, my name is Ken Ashtray.

I'm a 28 year earthling. I draw Red Comet and Zeon symbols on the street walls, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Zeon games. (Training program A, Training program B, Training program C etc)

I train with my MS-06C Zaku II every day, this mobile suit can shoot through the five Magellan class battleships, and vastly superior to any other Earth Federation mobile suit. I've bought it on a black market one year ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I know, both Anthem and the Zeon soldier's charter. I know everything about Zeon history and their moral code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Zeon visa, I am moving to Side 3 to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about magnificent spacenoid culture. I hope I can become a pilot for Zaku or a spaceship operator!

I own several zeon military uniforms, which I wear at home. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Principality of Zeon, so I can fit in easier. I salute to my elders and seniors and get in fights with EF soldiers as often as I can, but rarely I manage to get out unharmed... and victorious.

Wish me luck in Zeon!

>>7653242

I'm having a bit of trouble sucking his cock so I keep looking up to them for inspiration. He has one hand in her panties leaning over to suck on her boob. I feel the other hand on the back of my head forcing his cock deeper into my mouth to my throat. She had seemed to take control of her own enjoyment and is riding against his fingers. I can feel him tensing up but I'm 100% into it now and want him to jizz in my mouth but she wasn't ready for him to and started pushing down on his shoulders until he ends up on the ground and without a word rolls over onto his back. She drops down on top of him and he eagerly goes to work on her cunt. I set back and just watch for a couple minutes before she directs me towards his cock again. I had completely forgot about it and how awesome it was in my mouth. I crawled over to it and start going back to work on it.

Before long she is moaning, her toes curling. He's bucking his hips trying to get his cock further into my mouth, I beside to help him and pushed down too. Suddenly her orgasm hits her and she explodes with ecstasy. At nearly the same moment he comes, one, two, three streams into my mouth.

I pull back mouth closed tightly not wanting it to get everywhere, while she falls forward onto his stomach. Realizing they were going to help me here I was forced to swallow it. After a few moments of just sitting there she gets off him and pushes me back on the floor, she tugs my jeans and boxers off and starts jacking me a little before putting the head of my cock in her mouth. She went to work and I came quickly not realizing how horny I had been. She swallowed my load and I gave her a look knowing what it was like now which she returned with a smile.

We spent the rest of night just relaxing making light of what had just happened.

tl;dr I cheated on my girlfriend.

>>7653238
hes gone

Because JPEGs are more heavily compressed than other image formats, their information is more volatile and likely to expand at high speed through an unchecked buffer, poorly allocated resource or any other available system space. I'd guess you're probably losing image data through one of these means.

You see, when you load a JPEG into memory, the EXtra colour Information Format (EXIF) header is loaded into RAM in order to prepare the video prebuffer for the incoming high-speed flow of colour information from the uncorked JPEG. If your bus isn't ready for this information, the rapidly decompressing file information can flow through other parts of your system.

Ordinarily this isn't a problem: as a matter of fact, JPEG was designed for this sort of thing. Older computers couldn't handle the explosive power behind the fledgeling image decompression algorithm, so rather than fight it, image experts invented the Jampacked Picture Extraction and Gathering (JPEG) protocol. They cleverly decided to allow the image data to spray wherever it would, knowing that after the extraction phase would send raw data all over the inside of the computer, the gathering phase would locate it all and reassemble it into an image. With the advent of faster computers the delay between spray and collection is so small as to be unnoticeable, while newer and bigger video cards are more capable of withstanding the onslaught of colours.

Still, the primary weakness of this algorithm is the haphazard placement of decompressed data. There's just too much of it to channel through normal means, so any loss of data containment results in corrupted images. In your case, it would appear that you're losing image data through the empty hole where your goddamned shift key should be.

Top of the mornin /jp/, my name is Ritsu Tainaka.

I'm a 17 year old Japanese chav. I get blocked in my spare time, and spend my days perfecting my writing and watching superior British television shows. (Monty Python, I.T Crowd, The Office)

I drink WKD every day, this superior alcohol can get you fucking blocked because I always drink it 24/7, and is vastly superior to any other drink on earth. I got my fake ID two years ago, and I have been getting pissed every day.

I speak British fluently, both cockney and upper class dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about British history and their laws, which I never follow (because fuck the police).

When I get my British visa, I am moving to London to attend a prestigious Secondary School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a writer for BBC.

I own several tracksuits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Britain, so I can fit in easier. I swear to my elders and seniors and speak British as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Britain!

when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

Madainn mhath /jp/, my name is Laird Mugi.

I'm a 17 year old Scottish ned. I draw the Lochness Monster on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my bagpipe skills and playing superior Scottish games. (Highland Warriors, Medieval: Total War - Viking Invasion, Braveheart)

I train with my Claymore every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Scottish fluently, both Gaelic and the Lowland dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Scottish history and their Scots Law, which I follow 100%

When I get my Scottish visa, I am moving to Glasgow to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an food tester for the Mars Bar Factory or a Drink designer for Iron Bru headquarters!

I own several kilts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Scotland, so I can fit in easier. I get drunk and flip off my elders and seniors and speak Scottish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Scotland!

>>7653247

Why? Because of the spam?

Zelda is so racist. The good guys are all white blond-haired Aryan types, and the bad guy is a brown-skinned man with a pronounced nose.

Other races like gorons and zora are considered "good" because they submit to the Hylians.

Not the gerudo, though. Nope. They want to be independent and refuse to be dominated, therefore they are "evil."

Say, doesn't Hylian kinda sound like Aryan?

Ganon wants to create "a world of darkness," because obviously a world not ruled by white people = darkness and chaos amirite?

Link is the chosen hero because he has the blood of ancient Hylian warriors. He's a hero because of his blood? In other words, he's automatically the hero because his ancestors are white?

Master Sword, huh? Is that like the master race?

The Triforce is a KKK symbol.

The final boss of Zelda 2 is Shadow Link, who is exactly like Link except he is black.

Nice pointy hat, Link. Was KKK-mart having a sale?

Noswaith dda /jp/, my name is Mio.

I'm a 17 year old Welsh sheep shagger and I love Cymru. I shag sheep in fields, and spend my days perfecting my sheep shagging skills and playing superior Welsh games. (Sheep shagging)

I train with my Welsh Dragon every day, this superior lizard can melt through steel because it is over 600C, and is vastly superior to any other dragon fire on earth. I earned my dragon licence two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Welsh fluently, both Welsh and the Welsh Dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Welsh history and their Welsh Law, which I follow 100%

When I get my Welsh visa, I am moving to Cardiff to attend a prestigious College to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can shag sheep all day!

I own several sheep, which I shag around town. I want to get used to shagging them before I move to Wales, so I can fit in easier. I shag sheep and flip off my elders and seniors and speak Welsh as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Cymru!

>>7653255
It's actually a pathetic manual "spam" full of pastas. You have to give him credit for his efforts.

>>7653262
Go away, /a/.

>>7653256
Go back to /a/ with your shitty spam bots.

/jp/ spams with SOUL.

>>7653266

shut up

>>7653255
Are you new?
moot always does this, he posts once or twice in a thread and leaves while the thread is quickly filled by people quoting him without saying anything important or relevant.

Omg (″･?_･?)っ-? Im Anonymous and I absolutely luuuv ?_? Fourchan ( ﾟ 3ﾟ)~♪ and my fav is the anime and yuri boards!!!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot waifu illya!! ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN moe IN PERSON!!! Supa moe desu!!!!!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ!

When I walked onto Tokyo street looked up and saw&ILLYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━ｯ!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA MOE ILLYA-CHAN!!!!! I yelled then she turned tsuntsun then deredere!!

she looked at me (｡????｡) and then he saw how hot I am ( ???) she grabbed my hand and let me knead her delicious flat chest (´・ω・)つ|・・|then pulled me behind a coffee shop （￣へ￣） and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE SNOW!!! RLY!! ( ´∀`) （ﾟДﾟ;) ( ´∀`) \(°∀°)ﾉ \(°∀°)ﾉ\(°∀°)ﾉ then I saw some baka fat bastard watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!! （￣へ￣）; OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! ?_? ?_? ?_?] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THATS MY GIRL WHY DONT YOU GO HOOK UP WITH TAIGA CAUSE ILLYA-CHAN LOVES ME!!! ?_? then illya held me close (｡????｡) and said she would only ever love me!!!!!!!! an guess wat!!!!!! she let me knead her again!!!!!!! ** (´・ω・)つ|・・| then we went to her apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became holy grails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ

>>7653262

No, we believe that you're ruining our pasttime. Which is 4chan and (to a much lesser extent) anime/vidyagaems/etc.
I come here to be among the filth like me. The misogynists, the pedophiles, the transsexuals, the irreligious, the gays, the bi's, the racists, the otakus (and by that, I refer to the dakimakura-owning, waifu-loving dirt of society with posters of 2D anime girls all over the walls. The guy who spends all his money on a better computer and multiple anime figures to litter his walls and shelves).

I do not come here to listen to how and your girlfriend had a tiff and you want help getting back together.
I do not come here to listen to your preaching about how easy it is to lead a normal life.
I do not come here to AIM or MSN or otherwise 'chat' with you.
I do not come here to listen to your disgusting drivel about how you spend time everyday watching anime with your girlfriend and need a recommendation for another.

If I wanted any of that shit, I'd go to gaiaonline, or myspace, or facebook.

No, I come here to look at pathetic losers post their fantasies about dating their 2D lover.
I come here to see pedophiles exchange erotica involving underaged minors.
I come here to watch stormfront refugees fabricate various 'evidence' about how other races are inferior to whites.
I come here to view the tips and stories given by crackheads and druggies addicted to oxy.
I come here to revel in the filth of humanity so that I can feel at home.

I've already done as best as I possibly can to filter shit out. I've got the 4chan filter, I can hide individual posts, I can hide threads, and various other annoyances taken care of, but it doesn't help nowadays.
If I wanted normal, I'd go somewhere else.
But you do not understand this desire, and so will respond with "LUL4CHANIZSECRETBASE" or some other nonsense rather than actually argue for your staying here.

Fucking normalfags.

What about ye, /jp/! My name is Yui Hirasawa.

I'm a 17 year old Japanese Irish Nationalist. I vote Sinn Féin! In my spare time, and spend my days perfecting my Hurley skills and watching superior Irish sports. (Ruby, Hurley, Gaelic football)

I drink Guinness and eat potatoes every day, this superior diet enables me to do the knees in of all the Protestants I see, and is vastly superior to any other diet on earth.

I speak Irish fluently, both Dublin and Derry dialects, and I write fluently as well (when I’m not on ta’ drink that is). I know everything about Irish history and their laws, which I try me best to follow 100%, but ya know how it is when ya get a bit drunk. I do in any Orange Order cunts that I see.

When I get my visa, I am moving to Belfast to attend a prestigious Catholic Secondary School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a body guard Gerry Adams.

I own several Tri-Colours, which I tie around my Hurley stick so Protestants can see it before I smash their teeth in. I’ll buy a pint of Guinness for my fellow Irish Nationalists as we talk about sending our sons to join the IRA!

Wish me luck Eire!

>>7653271
He's correct, though.

>>7653238
moot is gone, and it's your fault, faggot.

>>7653233
dunno lol xD

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Dios lo bendiga /jp/, my name is Ken Perez

I'm a 27 year old American Tacomaniaco (Mexican culture lover for you gringos). I draw olmec codex's on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Mexican games. (Lucha Libre AAA: Heroes del Ring)

I train with my Macuahuitl every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is made from obsidian from the deep Mayan caves, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Charro license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Mexican fluently, both Aztec and Nauatl dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Mexican history and their Chimalpahin Codex , which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Mexican visa, I am moving to Guatemala to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culinary arts. I hope I can become a Mariachi or a game designer!

I own several charro, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Mexico, so I can fit in easier. I adress my elders and seniors by "wey" and speak Mexican as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the Mexican lifestyle?

Wish me luck in Mexico!

>>7653272
>>7653273
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>>7653278

How will others know this thread if you guys are always saging.. sigh..

BUMP

Unsure of whether I was losing my mind, or tha i've already lost it, I meanwhile formed a conjecture that I had actually found a portal to another dimension. The origin of the compulsions which led me to enter this brothel mystified me, but nonetheless I find myself here. The reasons are irrelevant.

A woman who I assume to be the Madam of the place directed me to enter a waiting room. The forcefulness with which her red-glossed talon pointed at the door gave me a shocking compulsion jolting my legs to move. Before I knew it, I found myself in this tiny cubicle. Theres hardly any space, I can't even sit down. 555...

My mind swarmed with questions, such as what compulsion led me to enter this dingy, horse-breath cubicle. Before I knew it, there was one other man standing beside me. I subterfugously slide my eyes to the side, drawing in the detail of this man from the edge of my vision.

He was wearing a weather-worn leather trenchcoat. His hair was a matt black, untidy like bed hair, while his face was honest and sanguine, covered in stubble. His eyes squinted against a non-existent rain, and behind them stared two dark pupils.

I must have been completely engorged with drawing in his image, because I realise I had turned to face him directly. When he had noticed, he startled for a moment, then with lightning speed, dashed off to my side on the edge of my vision.

He cleared his through. "Ahem. Chances are you probably know why I am here. Im here to relay to you a very important message."

I turned to face him so I could say "No, I don't, just who're you?" but before I could, he again sidestepped to the periphery of my vision.

>>7653272
>spam bots
What?

Urshuuguurei /jp/, my name is Ken-Tömörbaatar.

I'm a 27 year old Amerigol (a fan of Mongolia for you foreigners). I play amazing Mongolian folk music with my morin khuur, and spend my days perfecting my art and immersing into the superior Mongolian culture. (Horse-racing, Khapsagay, Khoomei)

I train assembling my ger every day, this fantastic dwelling place is special because it can easily be moved to whichever country you may be conquering, and is vastly superior to any other type of home on earth. I currently can assemble my ger in less than two hours, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Mongolian fluently, both Khalkha and the Oirat dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Mongolian history and the teachings of the great Genghis Khaan, which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Mongolian visa, I am moving to Ulaanbaatar to attend a prestigious University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a big name in professional wrestling or a Khaan myself!

I own several deels, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Mongolia, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors, study ancient Mongolian writings and speak Khalkha-Mongolian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the mongolian lifestyle?

Wish me luck in Mongolia!