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>> No.7646258

I have daily sex with my onahole thank you.

>> No.7646259

THE FORCED SLUTTENING OF THE ADOLESCENT HUMAN!!

>> No.7646261

Sorry, I don't engage in underage sexual acts madam. The law is the law.

>> No.7646267
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7646267

I for one am saving myself for my waifu.
Not going to let a 3dpd take my precious!

>> No.7646265

V-virgin? Isn't that an olive oil?

>> No.7646266

Joke is on you, I was raped when I was in elementary school.

>> No.7646278
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>>7646250
why do you look so arroused then?
you know you want me.

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7646287

Obviously i am!
I am going to be a wizard!

No amount of tits and ass will stray me from my path.
Using magic is my wishu~

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>> No.7646344
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>>7646287

>> No.7646378
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>>7646344
So what if it fucks things up.
Just means I get to go demon hunting with mai waifu.

>> No.7646391

I'm not a virgin. I have savored the sour and bitter taste of teenage and young adult romance. And thus, I know first hand how 3D is actually PD

>> No.7646387

>>7646344
>>7646287
While we are still megucas/suffering, it should be noted that men can be megukars too, though less effective. Maybe their wishes are more reasonable then the ones women make.

Actually, I think what Kyubei did in the new universe is farming boys and having girls clean up. I also think that the Urobichi end of this is that the old universe is meanwhile still going on and Homura returns to it at the end as Walpurgis. Otherwise I can't see why would he accept this wish. The point of Mephistoteles is, that he can't be beat, but it's entirely pointless to do so, because the problem isn't in the person that sets price for the power he gives you, the problem is that you want power at all.

>> No.7646421

>>7646250
I regret losing it. Wasn't satisfying.

>> No.7646427

>>7646421
That feel, I know it.

I've got whores following me around and nobody knows that I am a virgin. I feel like I am some spiffy men-enslaving virginal bitch, except I never did anything to be that.

>> No.7646453

>>7646421
I regret my first time, but not having sex in general. I don't feel any urge to return to it, though.

>> No.7646477

>>7646387
Makes you wonder what would happen if one wished to be immortal or just to have powerful magic.

The reason men aren't chosen is because they're less emotional though, harder to harvest from. They'd wish for a 20 inch dick and be so happy they'd self purify their gem.

>> No.7646492

>>7646250
I was having anal sex back when I was an elementary school kid.

>> No.7646794

>>7646427
Wait, I'm not following you.
You are saying you know the feeling of regret for the loss of your virginity although you still are a virgin?

>> No.7646811

>>7646250
I hope she's talking about men, although she would still be wrong.
Women should always be virgins when they marry, a non-virgin, non married woman is lower than trash.

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>> No.7646830

>>7646250
i wonder why juan gotoh is the only one who draws his japs with slanty eyes

>> No.7646832

Overhyped shit. If you are honest with yourself, once you've done it you'll only realize it wasn't really all that special. If you are still on the path of a wizard, I say you are not missing anything worth the trouble.

>> No.7646845

>>7646832
i made it past 20 but did not gain magical powers so i went out and had some sex and it was pretty cool

i don't know what to believe anymore

>> No.7646844

>>7646811
/jp/ - Study of the Quran

>> No.7646854

>>7646845
Your lacks of capital shows that you weren't going to be a wizard anyway.

>> No.7646863

>>7646845
>i made it past 20
You have to make it to 30 to become a wizard.
But judging by your post, I don't think you had the potential anyway.

>> No.7646866

>>7646811
I agree that women should be virgins when they marry, but men should be also. It isn't fair to say men should fuck around but women shouldn't.

>> No.7646873

>>7646866
premarital sex should be encouraged and marriage should be banned outright

>> No.7646879

>>7646873
I disagree, but I value your right to your own opinion.

>> No.7646890

Feels OK being a 27 year old virgin though. I mean not like it's a bad thing, but it's not a good thing either.

Like it's something neutral that doesn't have much effect on you as a person or whatever.

>> No.7646903

>>7646866
I agree.

>> No.7646906

I will most likely become a wizard.
Unless I have a homosexual misadventure with a /jp/sie.
But the odds of that happening are zero anyway, so I'm safe.

>> No.7646912

All these unsaged posts. It hurts.

>> No.7646915
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I'm asexual.

>> No.7646919

>>7646915
What a nice image macro! Did you find it on /v/?

>> No.7646939

>>7646919
lmao o4l

>> No.7646963

>>7646866
I agree with you, I just didn't mention men because I don't care about what other men do.

>>7646873
Why would you want women to become even bigger bitches and whores than they already are.

>> No.7647012

>>7646844
>/jp/ - Study of the Quran
Most, if not all, successful civilizations thought that women (and men) should remain chaste. It has little to do with religion.

>> No.7647022

>>7646963
Marriage is an abortion, especially in its current form. It fucks over the man repeatedly and gives all sorts of undeserved benefits to the woman.

>> No.7647043

>>7647022
That's more about modern western culture and law than marriage itself. It is a system which can be used as a tool of control by the man, the woman, or the state, which causes such problems.

At its heart, though, it's not entirely a bad idea--it is supposed to be an agreement between two individuals to cooperate in ensuring the survival of their genetic material. It's just that humans have a funny habit of trying to turn anything and everything into a tool for exploiting others.

Whether it is more realistic to correct this tendency in humans or eliminate marriage itself is another matter entirely.

>> No.7647071

I still don't understand the concept everyone else seem to be running, that you can only love one person.

If you were to show love for a second person, the first person would somehow assume their amount of love disappeared.

Most annoying part is that I bet I'd feel the same, if I had a women who loved yet another man. It is like I know the trick of love, but get fooled by it anyway.

>> No.7647075

>>7647071
That's a real cool story, bro.
Worthy of bumping one thousand threads.

>> No.7647082
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But Im not a virgin, and I have cummed inside many girls before.

>> No.7647089

>>7647022
It's still better than the alternatives. If it wasn't then it wouldn't have become the most common way for human couples to form.

>>7647071
>the first person would somehow assume their amount of love disappeared.
It's sort of true, you will always love one more than the other.

>>7647082
Get out of /jp/, slut.

>> No.7647087

>>7647071
The problem is that some humans are intelligent enough to see past their emotions, but that doesn't mean they are capable of ignoring them. Even if you know there's nothing wrong with loving more than one person, your instincts are still going to make you jealous.

>> No.7647101

>>7646832
nonvirgins should give back their /jp/ membership card

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>>7647089
What? You havent cum inside a girl before?

>> No.7647104

>>7647082
Can't really say I'm surprised there.

>> No.7647105

>>7646866
I think they should be virgins until marriage and then we wouldn't have to worry about so many stds spreading around.

>> No.7647107

>>7647082
Wow you really don't belong here get out. You disappoint me slut.

>> No.7647109

>>7647100
We don't like sluts, male or female makes no difference.
You are also a shitposter.
Coincidence?
I think not.

>> No.7647123

It bothers me a lot of you are normalfags although it explains why this board is shit. Any nonormalfags left here?

>> No.7647124

>>7647101
Fuck you too.

>> No.7647128

>>7647123
All it takes is like two or three normals talking to each other to make this thread bad; I think it's more like the rest of us have been ignoring this thread the entire time.

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>>7647101
>>7647107
>>7647109
You guys seem frustrated.

Is not really that hard to loose your virginity /jp/, you just need more confidence.

>> No.7647133

>>7647128
>the rest of us have been ignoring this thread the entire time.
That being said, I'm out of here.

>> No.7647134

>>7647130
But the fact remains, you are a shitposter.

>> No.7647136

>>7647130
You should know that's not how we roll here.

>> No.7647148

>>7647130
That would be hypocritical from us, we just said we didn't want non virgin wives.
And how does that change the fact that we don't like you and you should leave, shitposter.

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