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Lady Patchouli, I want a divorce!

>> No.7643990
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7643990

>>7643967
good thing I got prenup

>> No.7643989
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7643989

We're not married, Koakuma.

>> No.7644005

>>7643990
You bum off your rich friend, at least Koakuma has a job.

>> No.7644015

>>7644005
And she just divorced up with her boss. Oops.

>> No.7644041

>>7643967
Why, pray, would Kaokuma want to divorce Patchy?

>> No.7644044

>>7644041
Patchy is cheating hussy and can't keep her eyes off of that damn perky, young magician that comes around for books. Koakuma has some pride you know.

>> No.7644054

>>7644044
Solution: Three-way.

>> No.7644137

It's because lady patchy doesn't bathe

>> No.7644176
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7644176

Don't worry, it's just a normal fight. They're made for each other and they know it.

>> No.7644258
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>>7644137
And she wears the same pair of spats as underwear for a week at a time

>> No.7644261

>>7644258
and how is that bad?

>> No.7644284

>>7644261
Her powerful stank is bad for the books.

>> No.7644285
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>>7644284

Patchy smells like old books.
She's perfectly adapted to her environment.

>> No.7644288

>>7644261
She's a mold carrier.

>> No.7644292

>>7644285
>Patchy smells like old books.
And that's a good smell.
This is why I can't go to the library.

>> No.7644297
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7644297

Koakuma is just giving away labor power she should be payed for. This isn't a romantic issue, it's strictly an economic one.

>> No.7644305

>>7644297
What does her lewd, lewd body have to do with that though?

>> No.7644314

>>7644297
>payed
AGAAAAGH.
Koakuma is not rope!

>> No.7644317

>>7644314

I bet you'd like to climb her, though.

>> No.7644319
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7644319

>>7644305
She lets her employer use it for free, among other things.

>> No.7644335

>>7644317
I....I can't deny it.

>> No.7645690

>>7644054
Could work, but I am unable to find a Patchu/Koakuma/Marisa image, despite my best efforts. GET ON IT JAPAN!

>> No.7645708

>>7645690
It's called Lunatic Library and it's not only one image.

>> No.7645711

>>7645708
Good gracious, thank you Hong for your encyclopedic knowledge of Touhou porn. Where would we be without you?

>> No.7647372
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7647372

Ano... Eto... Mommy Lily says Ms. Koakuma is my real daddy...

>> No.7647418
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7647418

That's cool. Patchy doesn't need your sorry ass around anymore anyways, she's got better things to do.

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