/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Reisen was made to be bullied, do not feel sorry for her.

YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD REISEN

Why's Tewi always a speechless background add-on

>>763854
Because she knows when to keep her mouth shut.

>>763854
She knows how to troll

Also, it's worth noting that Reisen has officially supplanted Meiling and Alice as the most miserable Touhou character.

- She is actually abused canonically in addition to Eirin/Tewi fan depictions
- Suppository stigma won't go away
- Frighteningly few people are capable of looking past CHINA CHINA LOL and "I-i-it's not l-like I LIKE you o-or anything, Marisa!" to actually NOTICE how shitty Reisen has it, much less care
- Dumb as bricks and wrong at every turn in SSiB
- Sucks in SWR
- Only rational being in Gensokyo
- Creepy foreigners want to fuck her more than anyone else in Gensokyo + surrounding lands

>>763875

>- Sucks in SWR

At least she's IN SWR. Isn't it sad, China? ;_;

>>763875
>Creepy foreigners want to fuck her more than anyone else in Gensokyo + surrounding lands

That's just you, Kilga.

>>763885

http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=983.0

Nope.

>>763829
>Akyu

But Akyu is way hotter so yeah.

>>763895
>shrinemaiden.org

sage

>>763885

No... it's definitely me too. She has the greatest outfit ever + the long straight hair. Even without the personality or usamimi I would want to hit it like the fist of the north star. China's pretty high up on that list too, though. Alice, however, isn't even on it.

>>763895
Shrinemaiden posters are less than human. They don't count.

>>763875
Is it just me, or does Kaguya get more awesome with each new chapter?

>>763911
I whant too rape her then hit it with a stick

>>763899
>shrinemaiden

WHAT MANNER OF HELL IS THIS?

>>763911

>>763910

Holding such an opinion only furthers my point, as it makes the idea even creepier.

>>763899
Shouldn't you be working on something....

why you be hating on shrinemaiden?

>>763937
Because you're a faggot

>>763895
who the fuck voted for medicine

>>763951
Jum

>>763951
please look at
>>763910 statement

>>763951

Better than voting for Aya or Sanae. Sure, Medicine's poisonous, but there's no condom in this world or any other that will protect you from all the shit Aya and Sanae are carrying.

>>763895
My five would be:

_Keine
_Flandre
_Youmu
_Marisa
_Mokou

>>763974
I'd rather have AIDS wich Eirin can probably cure anyways than having my dick disintegrating

>>763974
Sanae is a good girl. Stop spreading lies already.

>>763974

Haha, I voted for both.

Aya was an accident, though.

>>763984

Believe me, anything you stick in Sanae will disintegrate faster than you can say "like tossing a hotdog down a hallway."

Fucking a touhoe is a risky thing to do

Medicine poisons your dick
Cirno freezes it
Hina makes you sterile
Yukari gaps it to the needle dimension
Suika crushes it
Same with Flandre
Mokou burns it

etc etc etc

>>763974
The difference between Aya and Sanae is that Sanae has slut moe. She doesn't want to be a slut; Kanako is forcing her. What the girl needs is a man who views her as more than a sack of meat to rescue her from the gutter.

>>763994
>Nitori modifies it, with SCIENCE
I'm in.

>>764000
You can't get Nitori without Marisa, and Marisa shoots lasers from her vagina when she orgasms.

Reimu's vagina falls off due decomposition

>>764008
what

>>763829
No one said that Aya's information wasn't accurate. What's inaccurate is the speed at which she gets her paper out. Case in point, Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red, all her articles for her most recent issue of Bunbunmaru were like 2 years+ old or older.

>>764013
I LOL'D

>>763895

My selection:

Flandre
Reimu
Cirno
Youmu
Marisa

Only picked Marisa because she comes with a package deal of Patchy and Alice. Flandre and Reimu were individually picked because it's not guaranteed they'd come with Marisa. Cirno and Youmu because they're simply delicious.

>>763994

Flandre seems more likely to shred it into pieces.

Why don't just Eirin have the tengu slain? It seems she had the resources and the manpower to do so, as Undongein seems to be perfect for matters of great discretion.

>>764019
Yukari called it shoddy.

>>764056

Why would she have the whore killed?

>>764056
It's easier to bribe Aya into spreading disinformation. As for all the other Tengu, they don't have the Bunnypower to take them all on.

>>764064
Basically this. Eientei doesn't even register when compared to group like the Tengu or Kappa.

Also, Reisen would have to kill Momizi too and everybody loves Momizi.

>>764060
For being too nosy for her own good. It would be better if she would be replaced by a more docile
>>764064
I don't think they have the funds left to do so as the mistress they're serving used up almost all the funds on VN's. Besides, they would only kill Aya, they wouldn't know who did it.

Also the Lunarians would benefit a great deal if these personages were to be eliminated:

Yukari Yakumo
Reimu Hakurei
Remilia Scarlet
Yuyuko Saigyouji
Keine Kamishikawa
Fujiwara no Moukou
Suwako Moriya
Kanako Yasaka

>>764110

Eientei would fall apart if Mokou died. Kaguya would lose all reason to live and Eirin would probably follow in her footsteps shortly thereafter, leaving Reisen in charge of a rabbit horde that never listens to her.

>>764110
Eientei maintains a steady income by selling medicine in the human village. It's unlikely that the rabbits get paid, so Kaguya is probably still rich.

>>764244
They don't get paid. At least not in money. The deal Tewi made with Eirin and Kaguya is that she and the rabbits will work for them as long as they shared their knowledge with the rabbits.

>>764244
You forgot that Eirin also runs a clinic.

>>764257

Another reason she wouldn't kill Aya. No one drums up business for a free clinic like that whore.

Except Sanae.

>>764278
ACTUALLY

From Eirin's article/interview in Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red, she noted that business never really picked up when Aya did an article on her clinic. Then Eirin found out that mostly only other tengu read Aya's newspaper and not much anyone else.

>>763994
Tewi will simply do something bad with your dick (before fucking)
Iku will electrocute it
Patchy will faint before jamming it in
China won't let you jam it in (doorguard, lol)
Yuyuko will eat it

>>764295

>>764110
Eirin was able to kill many Lunarians, and she's a Class A. What can they do against Class S/beyond S characters?

>>764301
>China won't let you jam it in (doorguard, lol)
Do it standing up in front of the gate. I have no problems with that.

>>764322
That's one of the doors she won't let you into. One of them.
There are more, many more. All forbidden. All barred.