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Am I the only one that prefers Aya with wings?

>>7639654
>Reiuji Utsuho is my Girlfriend

>>7639676
Nope. Aya's wings are wonderful! I wish she'd show them off more often.

>>7639706
You must save a fortune on your heating expenses

>>7639676
Aya without wings = shit!!!
I like her only with her pretty wings!

sure, I always liked them. the crow was the spiritual guide of my best friend, who died of cancer. everytime I see one, I feel like he's around.
also, sure lots of people likes Aya on /jp/, uh?

>>7639736
Of course. /jp/ has good taste.

>>7639736
Damn right. Aya is awesome.

Aya is a great fuck, /jp/ would reccomend.

>>7639736
I like Aya because of cameras.

>>7639755
Of course, the minute you lost your virginity you no longer became welcome on /jp/

>>7639736
Your friend took spiritual advice from a large, foul black bird that would eat carrion, collect shiny objects and liked to fuck with people?

Must of been one hell of a guy.

Hmmm...
/jp/, how many of you like Aya as something other than a sex object/fap material.

>>7639770
Aya is secretly filming your masturbation sessions.

>>7639770
I wonder how much Aya really knows about cameras. She just found hers in the junk from beyond the barrier, right?

>>7639776
I enjoy both. That count?

>>7639776

Considering how much of sexuality is subconscious, even if you get an honest answer it doesn't guarantee that the answer is correct.

>>7639776
I do. In fact I wish someone would make a slice of life game where you play as Aya going around an open world finding news stories and stuff to photograph.

>>7639776
I just like her as a character, really.

She kind of has my personality.

>>7639791
I'm sure she knows enough.

>>7639797
This would be so cool.

>>7639791
The tengu most likely have camera factories.

>>7639813
I am shocked and dismayed that someone hasn't made a CYOA like this on Touhou-Project. Why the fuck not?

I like her skill at public speaking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3AB-aL-C3o

Night sparrows are better, just saying.

>>7639831
>CYOA
>/jp/
choose one.
oh, wait you're referring to http://touhou-project.com/ ?

>>7639837
Why does she have a male voice?

>>7639853
Sparrows are pretty good too, yeah.

>>7639858
Can you read?

>>7639831
Lack of writing skill most likely. When a writer with experience writing gets an idea he can start with some confidence with himself. When a person who has never written a story before comes up with an idea he usually does nothing with it or suggest it to a person he knows does write due to having no confidence in his own writing ability.

So your options are to either write it yourself or suggest it to a writer who you think would do a good job with the idea and even more would be receptive to writing it in the first place.

>>7639857
She's a tomboy.

>>7639858
That's what I said, anonymous. Pay attention!

>>7639736

Curious. Once knew a guy who claimed the funnelweb spider as his spiritual guide.

Great guy, but think I'll go with crows. Or wolves. Spiritual guide animals tend to be crows or wolves for some reason.

Fuck you, I JUST fapped. I'm gonna rip my dick off from faps at this rate.

>>7639884
Hide thread and check back tomorrow. It'll undoubtedly still be here. Or figure out self-control.

>>7639869
Years ago I wrote a Caster route CYOA on /jp/ that went on for a week before people started bitching and moaning. It just wasn't the same when I had to take it to another board. If I could do it on /jp/ I'd go for it.

>>7639884

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

>>7639867
well, apparently I have difficulties in reading the second line of that post. I hope it's nothing serious...

>>7639884
You aren't /jp/ material unless you can fap multiple times in succession.

I'm going to post sexier Aya pictures now in the hope that >>7639884 really does rip his dick off. It'll help him be one step closer to becoming the little girl.

>>7639939
Erm...

>>7639939

Then again, what if he pulls it out by the roots and bleeds out?

>>7639953
Then that's not really our fault.

I wouldn't know, but it sounds like a terrible way to die.

Perhaps one could look to that German cannibal case from a few years back for reference.

Under 30 seconds or your money back.

>>7639975

Hopefully he has a camera nearby. Don't think I've ever seen someone's wang forcibly torn right out of the abdomen with bladder, kidneys, spermatic cords and the whole package still attached. Not even sure what sort of injury would cause that to happen.

... you don't really need to know these things as a game developer, but it's a plus.

>>7639995
I still need a gif of this scene.

>>7639989
Are we talking about her sexual services or transportation?

Aya needs to work on her advertisements...

>>7640001

It's very exploitable. As economic as Aya is with the truth professionally, you can pretty much set the imagination running wild as to what she writes in her free time.

>>7640008
...transportation, anonymous.

>>7640025
That's a shame.

>>7640008
Why not both?

What would YOU do with an Aya-in-a-box?

>>7639776
Well, she's a good protagonist in comedic doujins, and one of my favorites to play as in SWR.
But, yeah, I see your point.

>>7640031

Let her out and see if something interesting happens.

>>7640049
What he said.

>>7640031
That's not a box, it's a suitcase.

If there was enough room I'd probably get in with her. Fitting inside suitcases strangely used to be one of my pastimes.

>>7640049
>>7640053
She'd probably make a break for it.

Alternatively, if she's been part of some sex slave operation, either huddle in the corner...or do nothing at all.

>>7640063
That's the most depressing Touhou, or at least Aya picture I've ever seen, by the way. Those EYES...

Any of my sexual Touhou fantasies are made better by imagining Aya there watching.

>>7640079

Aya may be watching you, and if she is she is almost certainly getting some enjoyment out of it.
Hatate isn't watching you personally - unless it's a special occasion - but she'll be posting you on YouTube once she checks her bots.
Komachi is certainly watching you, and getting bored doing so.

>>7640113
This turns me on.

>>7640079
Aya filming you having hardcore sex with Hatate and later joining in.

>>7640124
This turns me on more.

>>7640125
Not to mention the fight they'd have over who gets to enjoy the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>7640124
>filming
What!?

>>7640121
>>7640124
>>7640125

Hatate's infinity engine of shlicking comes to mind.

>>7640131
I think I read a fapfic like that once.

>>7640131
I would be ready to go immediately.

...are all humans this perverted?

>>7640161
Only when the topic is you, you magnificent tengu.

>>7640161
Don't show off the goods if you don't want us to look.

>>7640169
>>7640183
I don't know if I should be flattered or angry.

How?

>>7640248

Very, very carefully.

>>7640203

Well... now that you are around, maybe it is a moment to ask for closure.
Cloaca or not?

Aya in her natural habitat

>Huh!? Huh!? Isn't it great!? It's black and sleek and fast and oh man this thing is AWESOME! Right, right?
>But...Aya, we can fl-
>Ehehehe, this is SO COOL!

Pink and frilly? What a surprise.

>>7640203

Got to sleep. Going to keep going with "not".
Goodnight, /jp/.

Well?

>>7640352
Dang...
With Aya's Boyfriend gone, you're the best tripfag left on /jp/, Helen. I hope you know that.

>>7640345
That's an awfully suspicious dive there.

>>7640372
He left because Aya broke up with him and is back on the market.

>>7640406
Aya, your face! What happened!?

>>7640409
Don't even joke about that. Not ever.

>>7640372
Ah, don't remind me!

>>7640416
But its true. Aya's womb is ripe for some /jp/ anon to plant his seed.

>>7640419
>teal fingernails
Well that's... interesting.

>>7640426
No, it's not.

>>7640439
Of course it is. We only report the truth at Bunbunmaru.

>Aya's Boyfriend
...what the flying fried fuck is happening here?

>>7640448
Hi, how're you enjoying your visit to /jp/?

>>7640448
There was a tripfag named Aya Shameimaru is my Girlfriend around until recently. Surprisingly, he was a very good poster; even made image dump threads fun. Left because he was getting to addicted to /jp/, and is sorely missed
Aya's still his girlfriend, though. Hands off.

>>7640448
A man roleplaying as a female videogame character, like most other trolls here.

>>7640471
But that's rather incredibly wrong.

>>7640464
oh yeah, now I remember him...but wait, he was here like a week ago or I'm wrong? and, the addiction thing sounds supicious to me...oh well.

>>7640464
He abandoned her, she's fair game.

>>7640478
That's pretty much how it was, and it was a bit more than a week ago. Check the archives if you want the full story.

He's on frimsporge though, so he's not completely dropped out.

>>7640478
No, he was not.
It was another trip code user with the name of Shameimaru Ayayayayayay or something like that, if i recall correctly

>>7640490
It's hard to quit cold turkey, after all.

>>7640487
He has, most assuredly, not abandoned Aya. Just his /jp/ posting.

>>7640508
I suspect that his trip got banned for probably some stupid reason and he just posts anon now.

>>7640514
I suspect that you're retarded.

>>7640514
Nah, not really. Again, check the archives.

He's actually done fairly impressively about that, I even linked a thread or two to him on Firmsprage and he yet refrained from posting. Rather admirable.

>>7640490
...well, frankly it's not much time that I browse here, but I noted that probably this is one of the boards with less users, and they're here almost all day. it's like a club or a classroom...
what's the point in this post? I don't know. sorry, its late here...good night.

>>7640508
Since I have no way to see evidence otherwise I am afraid I cannot believe you.

>>7640514
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/7534601#p7534894

>>7640113

>>7640533
http://www.formspring.me/r/if-you-could-have-an-in-depth-discussion-over-coffee-into-the-late-night-
with-any-touhou-who-would-it-be-and-what-kinds-of-things-would-you-discuss/217474082642358876

I wish there was a way to link his response specifically, but oh well.

>>7640546
Those faces...

>>7640533
Then you will remain retarded forever. Well, no, because somebody bothered to link the relevant information to you. They're too good to you.

>>7640534
I was annoyed to miss that Kogasa thread.

>>7640570
Huh, I didn't realize there was so much Aya and Youmu stuff. Interesting.

>>7640572
Two good things that only get better when you combine them.

>>7640560
Hello Shameimaru is my Girlfriend. I thought you stopped posting on /jp/?

>>7640593
You remain retarded despite everyone's best efforts to enlighten you.

Truly tragic.

>>7640581
It's true.

I forget; is Shiftry any good?

>>7640606
I think the real question here is why are you trying to defend a tripfag who supposedly no longer posts on /jp/?

>>7640739
Because people like him. Duh.
Or just because you're(?) being stupid.

/jp/ died down in a hurry. Where did everybody go?

Most of the current tripfriends with Touhou-related names are decent posters. Obviously it is some sort of sign.

Bird youkai are the best youkai.

>>7640739
Well, to be fair, at least he wouldn't post in an image thread without an image.

Two bird threads on the front page, huh? Works for me.

Fuck, why did I miss this thread?

You deserved that, Nitori.

If you still haven't, you NEED to take a look at Pasteltel's work on danbooru. It's excellent; much better than you'd think, considering the subject.

It's getting late. Sleep well, /jp/.

...

>>7640352
>>7640267
Of course not. Why would you ever think otherwise? More importantly...where do you get off, asking things like that?

Good morning, /jp/!

I am a journalist, why can't I be a hot crow girl as well?

>>7641837
So many times I've asked this same question...

>>7641867
That bra looks like it's floating in front of her.

>>7640345
Those Hatate plushies have panties similar to those. Except they cover a bit more.

>Corvids are the best birds.

Ayafags, I'm happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but passerids are the best birds of all time.

I mean, get your facts straight.

>>7641954
Do sparrows make their own tools? No? I DIDN'T THINK SO.

>>7641954
http://scienceblogs.com/grrlscientist/2007/04/just_how_smart_are_ravens.php

Suck it up, sparrows.

>>7641954

Science may say corvids are the smartest, but when it comes to folklore every culture has its own claim to the "best" bird. For example, Lakota mythology claims the American linnet as the "best" bird. Smart enough to have bested the eagle - the strongest of all birds in the very same mythology - in a test of stamina, and still honourable enough to forfeit the victory because he didn't win fairly.

Then again, the moral of the story is to do your best with what you have and destroy your enemies by making them your friends, not bird intelligence.

>>7642486
Do ravens shoot down airplanes? No? I DIDN'T THINK SO.

>>7640546

I'm... glad to see that your... backrounds have improved. Yes, your backrounds. You always needed work on those.

>>7643095

I know it's a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost, but in that context, corvid most definitely wins.

"Yea, though I fly over the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil. For I am at 80.000 feet and climbing."

TENGUS ARE CUTE!

>>7643240

... and territorial, apparently. Although except for Aya and Momiji's apparent vaguely defined falling out, Touhou seems to disregard that part.

It is TO DAMN HOT. Fucking Minnesota.

>>7643318

Remember to drink plenty of fluids to ward off potential disaster.

>>7643326
Oh, I am.

>>7643337

Preferably warm. I hear tea without sugar is the best.

Then again, heard from an ancient English professor whose other sagely advice was to beware of snakes, especially the sort riding Vespas.

>>7643356
What's a Vespas?
It's still hot.

>>7643368

An Italian scooter brand.
It made more sense in context. But the point about tea still seems sensible.

>Ugh, I'm molting all over the place...

>>7643388

Just leave the wings in hammerspace/katanaspace/personal cybertronium space-time bubble - where they usually seem to be - until the worst part is over.

>>7643430
She just hides them. They're still there.

Ahahahaha

Good night, /jp/.

Are there any pics where Aya has a cloaca? Very important. Thanks in advance.

>>7644413
You're not the first person to ask.

It's basically a holy grail of Touhou porn.

>>7643095
>AIM-7
>shoot down planes

"FOX ONE!"

(exactly three seconds later)

"HANGFIRE! FOX ONE!"

(exactly three seconds later)

"MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFU-"

>>7647106
I would do unspeakable thing for this to be real.

>>7643318
>Minnesota
Yes I live there too, anonymous. That heat was great for walking at night, not too long ago I walked around a park at night, it had a gorgeous view of a lake and all the fireflies were out. It was very beautiful.

>>7647116
Have some more tease.

And another.

>>7647313
Oh, that sound so nice. I no longer have the luxury to do that, though; having a job sucks.

>>7647389
Surely you do have some free time though...

>>7647398
I do. Not enough, but I do.
None of it's late enough to hike around Hariet, though.

>>7647391
>>7647399

>>7647437
Hariet is far too close to the city and crowded for my tastes, I'd take medicine lake over Hariet

>>7647482
Well, I live practically right next to it, so...

>>7647663
I don't live too far from there myself and these circumstances are quite rare. Would it ever cross your mind to hang out with a fellow /jp/er?

>>7647834
Probably not. But I'll let you know if it does.

>>7647852
Very well.

>>7647858
Just to let you know.... it may be better not to know other's here. I mean, look at what happened to Mugen, a few people hate him just because he has money. While you are an anon sometimes it is best to stay as anonymous as possible

Still.... personally I wouldn't mind a IRL /jp/ meetup but the only other anon here that lives near me lives like 1 hour+ away (probably about an hour and a half on the highway).

I know there have been one or two meetups at cons (just like 3 people or something) but.... What would even happen at an IRL /jp/ meetup?

>>7647892
They hate Mugen because he likes to attention whore. Part of the reason why I prefer to have him here, because it at least brightens up the place a bit, and doesn't turn into a rage machine at every slightest thing.

Can't wait to get mine.

Are there other kinds of tengu besides crows and wolves?

>>7644656

Pardon me for asking, but what is "hangfire" again? Not quite up to date on my brevity codes.

>>7651579

There should be an archived thread that listed all variations on tengu, as they are today.
Generally speaking, all have some variation on avian or canine features, but only Touhou makes the clear distinction of there being "crow" and "wolf" tengu.

>>7640548
Clicking the X hour ago under an answer takes you to a page with just that answer

>>7651624
Oh, neat. Thanks.

Good night, /jp/.

...What ever happened to Yutanpo?

>>7651707
This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7652034
He died a gruesome and painful death. Hopefully.

>>7651606
>Pardon me for asking, but what is "hangfire" again?

Code for a failed launch; the missile never left the rail. A distressingly common occurrence with the AIM-7 Sparrow, which had a three-second delay between pulling the trigger and engine ignition. Something like 90 electrical, pneumatic and pyrotechnic steps had to be completed flawlessly, which contributed to the problem.

Fucking Sparrows.

>>7653267

90 just to get off the rail? Seriously?
No wonder it never works. Simplicity lasts a long way. Think the R-27 only has three or four.

Then again, the Sparrow may actually hit something once it gets off the rail.

>>>/an/
Get out.

>>7653658

I lol'ed.

>>7653652
>Then again, the Sparrow may actually hit something once it gets off the rail.

Don't hold your breath. In the Gulf there were 127 launches of the weapon, netting 27 hits and only 23 kills. And that was the latest variant, with all the Cold-War, post-Vietnam upgrades.

Horrid.

>>7653690

Horrid, but still better than the R-27. Last I checked it was at zero confirmed combat kills.

>>7639813
>In fact I wish someone would make a slice of life game where you play as Aya going around an open world finding news stories and stuff to photograph.

To be realistic, that game should have a lot of conservative gun owners whose conservative sensibilities are greviously harmed by her invading their privacy with her dark devil-like wings. The religious ones would strike out at the sky demon with their sniper skills. Aya would fall from the sky and land in one of the ponds of a sewage treatment plant. With a soft *shlup* her body would sink into the gooey liquid. Aya is in her hell and all's right with the world.

>>7656081
What the fuck?

>>7640345
Are tengu shy? I mean would that even bother her?

>>7656130
Not generally. Tengu are people too, though, so you can't really rely on stereotypes.
Besides, you don't need to be that shy to freak out if your pants are suddenly removed.

>>7656186
People? They are man-eating crow demons.

>>7656305

>>7656429