/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>...apparently it's a collection of shooting games (of high difficulty) piloted by anime chicks...
That's not enough for you? Get the fuck out.

>>7636790
Nothing to do with me (I'm not into anime or jap stuff; I'm just posting here because I figured you guys would know about it), I'm just curious as to why it's everywhere on the Internet, if that's all it is.

>>7636802
Yup, that's all it is. Just lolis shooting lasers.

Better leave this board before it sticks on to you huh?

>>7636802
It's just weeaboo faggotry, no sense trying to figure it out.

>>7636784
0/10

>>7636802
each character has their own personality.
a lot of fan works are based off of that.
that's about it.
go on with your valve shooting games.

It's a cultural phenomenon. It's what happens when characters have 7 or 8 lines of dialogue to characterize them and one ugly sprite, but the games are awesome enough to be super popular, so the fans go nuts with them.

>>7636811
>go on with your valve shooting games.
I don't care for mindless shooters, but I'll still admit that Half-Life and Counterstrike are superior to any games from Japan.

>>7636821

This post exists just to void your sage.

>>7636812
>asking an honest question
>ZOMG UR TROLLAN U FGT DIE DIE DIE

And this is why everyone hates Japan and those who like it...

>>7636802
there are a lot of pedophile comics drawn about it
most references to it in more work-safe forums are just tongue-in-cheek.
like the circle with the 9 in it refers to this one comic where the ice girl gets 9 dicks in her ass at once

>>7636819
>thinks the extremists represent everybody
oh u

>>7636823

This post exists just to laugh at the butthurt weeatard who deleted its post.

>>7636817
>Half-Life and Counterstrike are superior to any games from Japan
Both are great games but they ain't got shit on Ketsui
just saiyan

As they have exposed themselves to be delicious lolcows,
this thread is now about trolling otaku faggots.

>>7636817
>Counterstrike
>not a mindless shooter

<-- superior to all slants

wRPG > jRPG

Morrowind = my proof.

What is yours?

http://youarenotsosmart.com/2010/05/26/the-perils-of-introspection/

Better not try to find out, OP.
Please delete your thread now, don't take that offensively, but you'll help us a lot by doing it.

It was the fanwork and music that made it popular. By default it's just another shit game. Also the music is pretty shit in my opinion. I'd rather listen to nobuo uematsu.

>>7636848
Tales of Symphonia

>>7636850
>linking to a blog by some uneducated redneck philosophizing about the world

>>7636848

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>7636854
The fuck? What game is that under WRPG?

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

>>7636852
>I'd rather listen to nobuo uematsu.
>most overrated VGM composer of all time
>acting like an FF7 fangirl

4/10. Jimmies slightly rustled.

>>7636858
>Plays RPGs instead of philosophising about the world

>>7636859
probably oblivion

>>7636850

That entire article is bullshit. Twisted logic used against weak gullible minds.

>>7636859

>>7636848
真女神転生

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Kakapoopoopeepeeshire. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Kakapoopoopeepeeshire seriously when I am learning Tingtangtongchingchong?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Kakapoopoopeepeeshire beat a powerful one like Tingtangtongchingchong?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Tingtangtongchingchongka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Nipponigeria exchange student, I still remember his name, Vomwompom Shigglegiggleniggle.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Nipponigerianese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to Tinkywinklybutts (Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere honkey belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing chumwumkoponogo, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Vomwompom Shigglegiggleniggle. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Nipponigeria, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Kakapoopoopeepeeshireka and have been practicing Kakapoopoopeepeeshire ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>7636869
Why do all tryhards say the same thing instead of admitting that blog is right? Twisted logic? Really? Sit and read the article and it's sources and then come and tell that. Oh wait, you don't want to, it will challenge your puny little ego.

>>7636865


Get over yourself tard. Touhou is shit monotonious music. It doesn't convey any emotion, it's not challenging, it's not quirky or interesting. It's boring.

I suppose it suits you and your personality though.

I have defeated countless opponents using Chongwongbong, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Chongwongbong uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Chongwongbong and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Chongwongbong for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Chongwongbong is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Chongwongbong, very touching.

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Kakekukekokomo.

An Chongwongbong practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Chongwongbong practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

>>7636879
You quotelinked his post but didn't address it at all. I'm not really sure why you would do such a thing.

>>7636873
You sound... brainwashed.

I suppose your Black Keys, Muse or Kanye does?

>>7636807

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636879
Look at that hipster faggot. Shit, the lenses of your glasses are dirty, oh wait, you don't have any. Why do you wear glasses again?

>>7636790

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636873

I did read it, and found myself getting increasingly annoyed. Try hard? What am I tyring hard to do? I'm entitled to my own opinions, moral structure and objective behaviour. I myself think that article is bull shit, that's just my opinion though. If you don't like it you can errrr....suck my dick?

>>7636896
http://youarenotsosmart.com/2011/06/10/the-backfire-effect/

I didn't expect anything else from you (or anyone else for that matter).

>>7636811

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636879
I can't begin to imagine what kind of shit music you listen to

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>>7636854

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636812

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636879
>generic anti-Touhou BAWWW from a wee/a/boo

0/10. Jimmies not rustled.

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.
Either that, or /b/ kiddos will think I'm mad.

>>7636902
J-pop, anime opening remixes, and sometimes linkin park (only good western music imo) >.>

>>7636871

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636867

This post serves only to void your sage.

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.
No seriously, you guys aren't getting it. Maybe you should read this.

>>7636901

Glad that's settled then.

>>7636879

This post serves only to void your sage.

Buttfrustration over sage, oh my.

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.
And I can guarantee I'm having a lot more fun seeing your posts than you are seeing mine.

>from /a/, come to /jp/
>see this entire thread
Oh wow...

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.
I wonder if he'll keep doing that to these posts?

>>7636888

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636886

This post serves only to void your sage.

It's amusing seeing OP wasting his time like this.

EVERYBODY'S MAD IN THIS THREAD

>>7636925
Please stop voiding those sages my good sir. It's making my bretheren quite butthurt.

Whoops, changed my ctrl+v to something else and too lazy to rehilight text.

Hope you're having a grand ol' time, billy.

>>7636903

This post serves only to void your sage.

This post serves only to bring more cringing asspain for OP

>>7636935
>dear diary, today I had an epic duel with someone on the Internet. It was glorious, but in the end I won!

>>7636907

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636942
Hey stop you dumbass, I told you to knock it the fuck off. I'm going to beat the shit out of your mother and rape your father if you don't stop being a fucking faggot.

>>7636935
You're about seven minutes behind, hotshot.

>>7636911

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636916

This post serves only to void your sage.

It's been a while since a gaijin has gotten so frustrated at /jp/'s culture.

Holy shit is this what /jp/ is like?

Glad I'm /a/non.

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>>7636917

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636933

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636924

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636954
i'm glad too
go back to /a/

>>7636940

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636957
I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there just to bring your life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to the cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn on all the lights in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're gonna start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when being put under in the operating room is me, hovering above you dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing hell. It's too late to save yourself but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

>>7636943

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636947

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636965
It's rather abundantly clear that this is not in fact your /jp/.

>>7636970
>>7636962
Stop hiding your butttears OP.

>>7636953

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636956

This post serves only to void your sage.

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.
Either that, or /b/ kiddos will think I'm mad.

>>7636961

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636979
No no, use the first one, not the ones I added stupid comments to.

>>7636979

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636984
But having 'fakesage' in the email field still sages. I don't think you fully thought that one through.

>>7636972

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636965
You fell into my trap, just as expected!

Double-check the e-mail of the post you quoted, champ. You've lost this one. There's no way you can beat me after a mistake like that.

>>7636982

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636986

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7636986
Ah, but it is YOU who didn't think things through. Did you ever think I would intentionally act as if I didn't know that, just to elicit a butthurt response from you along the lines of "ADKFLhSF NEWFAG SUMMERFAG"?

Well I did. It's over for you, faggot.

>>7636984

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>2011
>Trolls trolling /jp/.
If you want a harder challenge, go to /o/, /k/, or even /a/. Coming here and fucking with everyone on this board is, well, weak-sauce.
As to everyone else, wtf? Isn't this obvious? I swear this board is mainly kids and autistic-tards who can't even tell the difference between a troll.

>>7636992

This post serves only to void your sage.

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.
No seriously, you guys aren't getting it. Maybe you should read this.

>>7637001

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7637001
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /b/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /b/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return

WHAT'S IS OPs even his PROBLEM?
is like heg got BROAD SIDE SCHOOL FED up the BONE BULGE

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t̷͎̗͎̘̰̥̰̣̭ͮͩ̈̒ ̴̸͔̙͓̘̰͔͓̤̠̍ͦͫͬͧͧ̈͡p̨̭̝̺̘̙̻͉̐̃̓͛̀̍e̴̴̯̺̭͚̻̣̱̞̝̓̀̎̋r̐
̙͈̦͚̽̈́̈́̋͡s̎̍̅҉̀҉̮̝o̪̤̠̥̹͔ͯ͋̽̽̍ͬ͗̂n̷̙͉͔̹ͪͨͩͥ̑̾ ̠̙̲̙͋̿͛̃t̞̗͚̯̮͍̏ͨ͑ͪ͐͞o̷̥̖̖̳̥͍̰̅̒ͬ̊ͥͧ̊͘͘ ̴̷̳̬͍̀̔̃b̺̖̦̯͙̺̆̑ͯ̇̚ͅȗ͔͔̲̣͙͐̊̔ͨ̿́m̸̷͎̖͙̬̅̃ͮ͐͜pͩͭ͋͒ͬ
̹̲̜̤̙̩͉̿͞͝ ̵ͧͨ͢҉͙̜̥̱̪ͅt̛͎͖̰̻͚͆̄̏̀̓ͪͬ̂͌ḣ̨͍̜ͨ̀̀̏ͩ͌ͥi̲̤̮̪͉̣ͣͣ̔͆͊͘
̻̝͔s̸̞̙̗͔̻̞͚͇͂̈́̃͋̓ͨ͂ͥ͘ ̧̤̠̤̭̞̬ͪ̂ͤ̐ͧ̊̆̏͘t̲̤̘͈̺̻̲̞̗̂̄̂ͪͨ͞h̴̷̨̪̳͉͔͔̟̿͌ͤͥr̙͔͊͜ͅ
͔̩̻̜̫̗e̛̦͓̝̗ͭ̋̀͂͊̓͑̃͘ͅa̸͆͑̏̔̓ͮ̚͏̭d̵̢̜͚͖͇͚̼͚ͧ̐ͭ͊̒̇̏ͮ
͈̹ ̡̫̟̳͓̻̽̏̍ͪ̚͝w͎̯̍̑͑ͯ͊̂ĭ͊ͫ̆̎͏̴̴͚̬͈͕͚̗l͙̫͚̞̞͔̂l̘̭͍͒̇ͣ̅
̗ ̋ͭ̑ͮ͋ͥ̈҉̥̥d̜̤̫̫͉͛͆ͥ͟i̧̱̠̬͙͂͞ḙ̒̍͑ͦ̐͞.̺̠̮͉̯̥͂̅̒̄͌ͦ

>>7637007

This post serves only to void your sage.

>>7637014

This post serves only to void your sage.

Pic related.

It's me. ^_^

I feel bad for having contributed to a shit thread, /jp/. Will you forgive me?

Touhou Corporation (Touhou), incorporated in 2005, is an enterprise software company. The Company develops, manufactures, markets, distributes and services danmaku and middleware software, as well as applications software that help its customers manage their businesses. Touhou is organized into two businesses: software and services. These businesses are further divided into five operating segments. Its software business consists of two operating segments, new software licenses, and software license updates and product support. Its services business consists of three operating segments, consulting, On Demand and education. The Company’s software and services businesses represented 81% and 19% of its total revenues, during the fiscal year ended May 31, 2009 (fiscal 2009). In July 2009, the Company completed the acquisition of ZUN Microsystems, Inc.

Touhou Corporation specializes in developing and marketing enterprise software products — particularly danmaku systems. Through organic, drunken growth and doujin works, Touhou enlarged its share of the software market. By 2007 Touhou ranked third on the list of largest danmaku companies in the world, after Cave and Amusement Makers. Subsequently it became larger than Amusement Makers after its acquisition of Taito Corporation.

The corporation has arguably become best-known due to association with its flagship Touhou danmaku. The company also builds tools for danmaku development, middle-tier software, enterprise resource planning software (ERP), customer relationship management software (CRM) and bullet pattern management (BPM) software.

The founder and CEO of Touhou Corporation, ZUN, has served as Touhou's CEO throughout the company's history.

>>7637022

This post serves only to void your sage.

So I keep hearing about this thing called "Modern warfare II", and it bugs me that I have no idea what it is or why it's so popular.

So I finally look it up.

...apparently it's a collection of shooting games where you control a some army dude...

Seriously? That's it?

What the hell am I missing? There has to be something to keep everyone gushing about it.

So I keep hearing about this thing called "Morrowind", and it bugs me that I have no idea what it is or why it's so popular.

So I finally look it up.

...apparently you choose to be someone who can be either a fighter, mage, or thief, and go do fetch quests until you win.

Seriously? That's it?

What the hell am I missing? There has to be something to keep everyone gushing about it.

>>7636784
The problem with "I have no idea but tell me about it" request is that you arent interested in the subject. You might do some research yourself, its not some secret fad anymore. You won't be able to recognize the source of popularity if you wont try for yourself.

>der der I dont care for silly games
Well, you have answered your own question then - people like something that you don't. I hope you aren't annoyed by that fact, though this thread proves otherwise.

I am the tanasinn of my tanasinn.
dots are my body, and ∴ is my blood.
I have corrupted over a thousand ASCII.
Unaware of thinking.
Nor aware of not feeling.
Withstood pain to create many tanasinn.
Waiting for enterprise integration's arrival.
I h∴ve no r∴∴rets, t∴∴s is∴∴∴∴ pat∴.
∴y ∴h∴le li∴e ∴as "U∴∴mit∴∴ tanasinn ∴∴k∴∴∴∴
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>>7637022
This whole board is complete shit so no harm done.

So I keep hearing about this thing called "Copypasta", and it bugs me that I have no idea what it is or why it's so popular.

So I finally look it up.

...apparently it's a bunch of retards posting the same thing over and over again...


Seriously? That's it?

What the hell am I missing? There has to be something to keep everyone gushing about it.

>>7637091
source

>>7637026
source

this thread has received 3 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

itt OP is some teenage summerfag who just wasted hours of his life doing literally nothing, because he gets so incredibly butthurt that he was getting sages in his super-important thread.

You so, so, so mad, OP, yet you're pretending to not be and that you're totally in control, when in reality you're just making yourself out to be the most amusingly gullible full retard we've seen in months. Fantastic.