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What's it really like having a sister /jp/?

I can't imagine being into things like eroge and figs and a female, even a female member of my family, knowing anything about it.

>> No.7635442

It's like having a convenient girlfriend.

>> No.7635445

Me and my sister are friendly, but we were never close enough to really matter to each other. It's over-glorified.

>> No.7635447

You get blamed for everything until you're old enough to defend yourself. After that, they are pretty cool. They joke and play games with you, have kids and force you to look after them every now and then, which isn't as bad as it sounds when they're 6+
I would recommend getting one or two older sisters. Three is a pain in the ass.
They don't really care about my hobbies, but they did try to get me to go outside.

>> No.7635449

My sister and I didn't get along. She was always trying to get attention in the worst possible ways, like stepping in front of the TV when I was playing Playstation so she could laugh about it and run away and shit. I used to hit on her friends in highschool so that was nice. Then she got pregnant when she was 17 so that kind of ruined any respect I had for her.

That was ... what, 4 years ago now? She doesn't visit much. Haven't seen her in about 2 months.

Sad to say, we get along much better now that neither of us live near each other.

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7635453

i got 2 sisters, well one of them is a step sister (doesn't live with us cuz she's an adult) and she's the most annoying as HELL one prolly cuz me and my sis stole her dad from her, but me and my sis are like bros and we used to have fun playing with each other, untill she got a boyfriend then we kinda drifted apart

>> No.7635466

I don't talk to my blood-related sisters much. The older one and I are polar opposites, and the younger is still too stupid to be considered human.
My step sister knows all about my hobbies though. She even has bought me manga and figs for birthdays/christmas.

>> No.7635468

>>7635453
i got 2 sisters, well one of them is a half sister (doesn't live with us cuz she's an adult) and she's the most annoying as HELL one prolly cuz me and my sis stole her dad from her, but me and my sis were like bros and we used to have fun playing with each other, untill she got a boyfriend then we kinda drifted apart

corrected a bit

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7635470

My sister and I ignore each other. Since we are so close in age (1 year older-I'm the youngest) we are expected to share almost everything. People also mistake me for her, and her for me, even though our hair is different. My interest are completely different from hers. I could go on about our differences but that'd be pointless.
so the lovely sister love image that I always see in anime....not ever gonna happen in my household. And I'd rather it not.

>> No.7635483

Let me guess, it depends on a person and circumstances, like everything else in this world, so any stories are useless?

>> No.7635500

>>7635470
You must be very effeminate.

>> No.7635510

I have a sister who I haven't lived with in about 5 years (I'm 22). She's a good kid but I feel disconnected with her, and we have basically nothing at all in common. I'm just glad she's not a slut fuckup like half my cousins are (yet).

>> No.7635506

My older sister is awesome. I love her more than anything.

>> No.7635508

My older sister will do anything for me except sex. Actually she raised me because of my mother's work and we have 8 years gap.
also not /jp/ related

>> No.7635509

I have a sister 3 years younger than me. We're fully blood related, but we have absolutely nothing in common. We don't like alike and we have none of the same interests.

feelsbadman.jpg

>> No.7635512

>>7635500
/jp/

>> No.7635515

>>7635508
Siscon is /jp/ related. Don't tell me you thought this thread was about normal family ties?

>> No.7635520

>>7635512
You guys wish you could be mistaken for your sisters.

>> No.7635541

I have a sister 4 years younger than I. We sometimes play MMOs and some other games together. We play D&D too so that's cool. It still sucks because I hate her other hobbies and she can be a real manipulative bitch.

All in all, sometimes it's good sometimes it's a real pain in the ass. She knows nothing about my love for 2D, waifu, or incest and I hold none of those kinds of feelings for her. Incest is always hotter when it's not your own sister as they always say.

>> No.7635551

>>7635509
Same here, but she's affectionate with me, hughs me everyday, etc.

i also grope her ass and tits on a regular basis.

>> No.7635556

My sister makes me sad.

>> No.7635580

Mine used to be nice and sweet and then lost her virginity and turned into a slut.

>> No.7635585

She bugs me whenever she wants something.
'Oniichan, get me something from the store!'
'Oniichan, help me in Zelda!'

>> No.7635590

>>7635585
That sounds moe. Too bad my sister is 14 years older than me, we were never really close.

>> No.7635594

My twin younger sisters are black holes for money.

They are responsible enough to pay it back, but it would be nice if they ever learned to save money themselves so they didn't have to borrow multiple times each year.

>> No.7635654

My sisters are insane and terrifyingly skinny from eating disorders, just like everyone else in my family.

>> No.7635675

I have a little sister. A few years ago I was being lewd and she told my parents that we were having sex, even though nothing of the sort happened. Yeah, same person. For a while my parents watched me around here and she wasn't able to come into my room. Since then, things have almost returned to normal. Compared to the rest of my family, we're basically best friends. I think we get along well. Of course she doesn't know much about anything I do when I'm alone. She once saw my desktop with the SDM cast and asked what it was, but other than that to her I just spend a lot of time in my room "playing games". When she knocks on my door it's always to come in and watch a movie or play my DS, or play computer games. If there's nothing new on /jp/ I'll get into bed and watch the movie with her, or take turns playing the DS with her, ect. We once had a pillow fight and have had more than a handful of childish wrestling matches. A few months ago my mother had to leave for whatever reason (either classes or her job called) while my sister had some friends spending the night. She asked me to watch after them until she got back so I spent a few hours doing silly things and playing games with them and honestly, I had some of the most fun I've ever had in my entire life that night.

Overall, it's not that bad at all. Infact, I like having her around. It's nice to have someone in the house that you can relax and play around with. I think one of the reasons we get along so well is because I'm really immature myself.

>> No.7635680

It's all right.
As for the second part, I'm not into figs (not 100% on what that means and not sure I want to know), and one sister is too young to where she should know about stuff like that anyway, and the other one is, let's say, permanently mentally young, so I haven't had to deal with that.

>> No.7635702

>>7635675
> Yeah, same person. For a while my parents watched me around here and she wasn't able to come into my room.

I remember you.

You've been here since the start.

>> No.7635708

>>7635675
This sounds very much like undera‎g‎e b&, are the both of you 14 years-old or something?

>> No.7635713

>>7635708
Just because you're of legal age doesn't mean you have to fuck your sister every time you play with her.

>> No.7635736

>>7635713
Pillow fights? Playing DS together? Wrestling? If they are over 18 then that is some delicious potential wincest right there.

>> No.7635768

It's okay, I guess.
We used to watch anime together and have fairly similar tastes, but eventually she got even lazier than me and stopped watching things altogether. Now, she's outside most of the time, doing whatever with her friends. We're almost complete opposites now, I guess. Thankfully, she hasn't become a bitch.

>> No.7635851

>>7635736
Another anon here.
Girls don't grow up that quick. My sisters are in their 20s. Replace the DS with a Wii and it's basically the same over here (disregarding the sex thing).

>> No.7635852

People with sisters tend to be better with girls in general.

>> No.7635861

>>7635852
neah
then again, its not like i'm much better talking to guys you don't know, so maybe it would be worse if i didn't have a sister

>> No.7635868

I'm 23 have a little sister age of ... 10-13 don't really keep track of that. Anyways when she comes over she just annoys the hell outta me with her stupidness. When she comes to talk to me anymore I just ignore her and turn my music up until she gives up and leaves.

>> No.7635884

It's like hugging a sack of shit.

When they turn out to be lesbian it's like hugging molten rock which fusses to your skin as your touch it.

>> No.7635890

No sisters, just a younger brother. I'm pretty good friends with him and I think he'll be a brilliant engineer, but sometimes I worry about him because he might be as socially inept as me.

I'm OK with being an eternal virgin, but for some reason I don't want to see the same happen to my brother. Not sure why.

>> No.7635892

>>7635884
Woman-hating bitter jealous flaming faggot detected.

>> No.7635901

>>7635890
You're a good guy ZUN !bar, I used to think you were a dick because you bragged about all those JRPGs you played. But you're a bro.

>> No.7635920
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7635920

I have two little half-sisters, one is in (sixth?) grade and the other in third. I like the older one a lot, she's a lot like me. The younger one is kind of mean. Both myself and my middle sister are a little awkward and more reserved.
I don't live with them, and see them about once a month. I wish I could see them more.

>> No.7635931

>>7635920
I wish I could see them more too. Especially the younger one.

>> No.7635938

I have a younger sister who actually cared about Japanese things before I did. Those days are long gone now.

She doesn't watch anime, read manga, or anything like that anymore but she still likes Japan enough to want to visit it.

As for me, she was really negative towards my hobbies at first but these days she shows interest in a sort of girlfriend-who-wants-to-know-more-about-her-boyfriends-hobbies kind of way.

>> No.7635940

>>7635892
Do you even have family you stupid piece of shit? I've got two sisters. What about you garbage? Go cut off your dick you fucking retard, or if you're a smelly dyke go drown.

>> No.7635950

>>7635940
Calm the fuck down.

>> No.7635958
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>>7635940
I have a 14 year-old younger sister, and I cherish and am grateful everyday for the life I've been blessed with (including my gratitude for being born a male in such a male-dominated society).

What about you, faggot?

And why are you getting so buttmad when your faggotiness is acknowledeged, don't you queers love to shove your perverse nature into the faces of decent people everywhere all the time?

>> No.7635960

What's it like knowing that your sister has had dirty cock from other guys in her?

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>>7635940

Relax homo.

>> No.7635967

>>7635958
I offer my sincerest condolences to your sister for having such a pathetic older brother. I can only hope you'll serve as an example of what not to do in life.

>> No.7635969

Have a 17 year-old sister.

Watches anime, read VN (not porn , apart for YMK), otome games , and plays shitty JRPG and fighting games.Better than me at everything else , but I have no drive.

It's nice to have someone to talk too , at least I'm not ronery.

Still 100% tsun tho.

>> No.7635972

>>7635960
I don't think my sister has had sex yet. I often wonder if she masturbates.

>> No.7635973

>>7635958
Your sister is a fat skank who has gotten fucked anally and sucked dick for lunch money, chump.

Why don't you go share your hobbies with your sister, faggot. I'm sure that fat cunt will enjoy your fantasies about women.


Too bad your sister doesn't even exist. Enjoy your schizophrenia, loony toon. Try talking about women when your only experience isn't with an imaginary 14 year old girl. Adults are talking, child. Go back to smearing shit on your walls.

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>>7635960
She's extremely smart, obedient, chaste, and cautious. (Although it's been a titanic struggle to keep her that way).

She's attending the number one High School in the U.S. (as I also did). Of course you don't know her at all and you're just throwing a hissy fit like the insecure hopeless little faggot you are.

You should look up the ex-gay movement, you don't sound too happy as a faggot, maybe a different lifestyle choice would fit you better.

But anyway, are you also the one posting "madoka is shit" everywhere? Probably. You're jealous of all the guys beating off to Madoka and wish that attention were going to you instead? That's seriously sad.

>> No.7635981

>>7635978
Your schizophrenia is off the charts. I'm sure all the people reading your imaginary scenario from a visual novel enjoyed it quite a bit.

>> No.7635984

>>7635973
I can't stop laughing at the sheer autism of this post.

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>>7635973
>Throws a profanity-laced temper tantrum unworthy of even an autistic middle-schooler.
>calls others children
>calls others loon
>be a filthy sodomite and Freudian slip scat fantasies into raging fag rant

Poor little faggot, hopefully they can cure you soon.

>> No.7635996

OK guys, imagine this: your sister has a new boyfriend. She introduces him to you and it turns out that he's from /jp/ (like it's either /jp/ Anon, myself, or that other trip guy).

How would this make you feel?

>> No.7635997

>>7635978
>madoka is shit

Why don't some people like Madoka?

>> No.7635993

/jp/_just_got_autistic.jpg

>> No.7636000

>>7635993
It's nice of you to join us.

>> No.7636006

>>7635996
"BACK AWAY FROM THE PRECIPICE! DON'T DO IT, LITTLE SISTER!"

>> No.7636005

>>7635996

I know how perverted /jp/ers are, so I wouldn't be too happy. I want my sister to keep her virginity for a guy she actually likes.

>> No.7636017

>>7635421
i dont like my sisters, i have 4 of them, 2 of them live with my days ex-wife my Dad V8 her when he found out she was into the drugs her two daughters fell into it too they started stealing shit even when my dad tried to help them over all they treat him like shit, my 3rd sister i never talk to nor have i seen her in 17years but i guess shes doing better than the other two. my little sister that stays with me & my dad is a little bitch she never does what shes told like to do her chores and stuff like that over all my dad never punishes her when she does bad...damn i feel jealous of most of you guys.

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>>7635981
Except that I'm telling the God's honest truth. Don't you wonder why your silly name-calling and rants don't bother me at all? Because there's no doubt they are baseless, desperate, and filled with angst.

If a child points at you and calls you a "poopy-head", do you seriously get angry at the child? Especially if he's a confused little faggot? That's what you just did in your previous post, and my reaction is the reasonable one. I'm only continuing to respond to you out of pity you know. I hope you can be cured of perversion some day soon.

>> No.7636020

>>7635996

Tell her I wanted her to go out with some decent guy with a future, not a failure like me.

Meh , won't last long anyway , Ten Desires will come soon enough.

>> No.7636024

>>7635996
How would I know he's from /jp/? By /jp/ Anon I'm assuming you mean actual /jp/ posters who have been here for a very long time rather than coming here two months ago from /a/v/b/. Most of the former seem nice and pleasant enough so I wouldn't care much.

>> No.7636021

>>7635996
I'd have to do everything in my power to get him off of /jp/. I don't want any girlfriend havers around here.

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>>7635988
>constantly complains about profanity and ad hominems
>constantly use them even in the post complaining about them
>always samefag in threads were you get verbally destroyed in the most humiliating manner

When do you plan on killing yourself? What is your formspring, by the way. I would like to know the person who gets trounced to the point of tears constantly.

>> No.7636029

>>7636020
I nearly forgot about Ten Desires. I'm eagerly awaiting the ZUN trumpets.

>> No.7636030
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>>7635973
>>7636026

Go back to >>>/a/

>> No.7636031
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7636031

In the meantime though, you should lighten up, if you're going to act like a flaming faggot, expect to be called out for it.

Are you ashamed of being a faggot? That's understandable, but until the cure comes, please try to maintain a level of reasonable behavior so as not to jeopardize the safety of anyone else. If you do have sisters, please do not take out your misogyny on them, your faggot nature is not their fault.

>> No.7636032

>>7635996

That would be a great opportunity to get close to you and rape you like the little whore you are.

>> No.7636033

>>7636030
Is that your friend? It's not like you've even been around /jp/ very long, idiot. Don't act like you're anybody. What is his formspring.

>> No.7636038

I don't any sister, but I have an adorable cousin who stick around with me since my childhood, and I love talking about /jp/ things with her. Does that count?

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7636036

>>7635996
"Why are you dating a crossdresser?"

>> No.7636047

>>7636033
http://www.formspring.me/suigin

>> No.7636055

Little sisters are horrible creatures.
Abominations that will fuck your shit up and get away with it.
I wanted a little brother ;_;
One that crawl into my bed at night, complaning about nightmares.

>> No.7636060

>>7636047
I don't think it's actually suigin. He does what I described, but still... I doubt he's this autistic. I could be wrong though.

What your supporting evidence for it being suigin? I kinda feels like you're actually just him linking suigins, to be honest.

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>>7635958
>male-dominated society
>Europe/USA

8/10 would rage again

>> No.7636082

>>7636055
Little sisters are softer and smell better.

>> No.7636100
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7636100

As a final entreaty, I again propose that you would be much happier in /y/ or /cm/, not only because your disgusting faggotry is trillions of times more perverse and repulsive than the "I want to be the little girl" posters, but also because you would genuinely find individuals there more sympathetic to your nature.

Everyone gains by your departure, perhaps most of all you yourself, if not /jp/ as a whole. If you continue to post as a gigantic faggot (cum inside feeling, boyfriend, fellatio, semen tasting, faggy 80's pics of male characters, madoka is shit, women are horrible, etc.), then you will be called out for it. That is all.

As a side note, I'm not "suigin" although I believe I've seen that tripfag once before here in /jp/, and I had to wikipedia "formspring" to find it's a social networking site. It sounded like it had something to do with tripfaggotry. In any case, if this suigin has similar sensible aversion to faggots, and you plan to go and harass him, then please convey to him my honest apologies for causing a misguided enraged faggot to bother him.

Hopefully you will make the reasonable productive decision regarding deleting your /jp/ bookmark and replacing it with /y/ and /cm/, although you probably won't.

>> No.7636104

>>7636100
>although I believe I've seen that tripfag once before here in /jp/
newfag

>> No.7636110

I have a little sister. She's a bit of a brat but she's family. She's mildly interested in anime/manga and I hope she never gets more than that.

>> No.7636113

>>7636024
I came from /a/ recently I must admit but you should see the shit we have to deal with. Plus I sage nearly all my posts because I understand what it must be like you for guys.

>> No.7636125

>>7636104
>thinks everyone bothers to look whether a poster has a tripcode in threads

>> No.7636121

>>7636113
>Plus I sage nearly all my posts because I understand what it must be like you for guys.
I almost spat my drink across my monitor.

>> No.7636123

Dear /jp/, and people possibly not from /jp/,

Please stop acting like retarded children.

Thank you.

>> No.7636127

>>7636123
Come over here and make me you cum guzzling spitfuck.

>> No.7636134

>>7636121
I tend to think about what I'm saying as I'm saying it, this leads to horrible horrible grammar mistakes.

>> No.7636138

>>7636100
I don't even read your posts unless they're short and sweat or quoting someone. I wouldn't have even glanced through that unless that guy above me quoted something of interest. You're so completely wacked out I think your posts are just gibberish ranting about your delusions of grandeur constantly. I wasn't entirely wrong either.


You must be pretty uncomfortable since you had to put together that sham of a post to backpedal. You're obviously a formspring user who spams daily doses like some of these madoka threads.

Are you kuroko spammer or something?

>> No.7636142

>>7636138
>You're obviously a formspring user who spams daily doses like some of these madoka threads. Are you kuroko spammer or something?
You're obviously retarded.

>> No.7636144

My sister is annoying as fuck, she constantly wakes me up in the morning by jumping on the bed and stupid shit like that before she heads off to school. I have a night shift job too, not sure if she even knows about it because I try not to talk to her, but she constantly wakes me up in the morning thinking I actually go outside. She makes me dinner at least, good cook.

>> No.7636150

>>7636142
Conclusions for that reason? None? Yeah, keep trying to backpedal.

>> No.7636161

>>7636104
>newfag

Are you enjoying your summer in /jp/ my dear newfriend?

>> No.7636168 [DELETED] 

>>7636100
>women are horrible
>gay

lolwut

Gays and women get along very well thanks to their similarities. Also you sound like a butthurt femanon. I'm not on the side of that other autistic nigger, but you can fuck off too with your feminazi shit.

>> No.7636172

>>7636150
I'm not backpedaling. I'm calling you a retard because there isn't any rational basis for them besides "you're a shitposter, he's a shitposter, you must be him."

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>>7636138
Well, out of altruistic pity for your unfortunate simple-mindedness, I will keep this valuable recommendation short:

You would be happier in /y/ or /cm/, and everyone would benefit from your depature. Hopefully you will make the reasonable productive decision regarding deleting your /jp/ bookmark and replacing it with /y/ and /cm/, although you probably won't.

Do you also need a picture of a dong or something to keep your attention? Anyway, make the smart decision, if you can.

>> No.7636182 [DELETED] 

>>7636161
The only people who use the term 'summer' are summerfags themselves trying too hard to fit in. Fuck off back to >>>/b/

>> No.7636193

>>7636161
Are you this spammer or what? I haven't seen you appear around him before. I guess he's your friend, though? You use a trip code for 5 months and suddenly you're the authority on /jp/, eh... Yeah, you could easily be this guy. Same autistic pattern.

>>7636172
Here is a pattern for you dumb fuck.

Do they spam?
check
Do they daily dose?
check
Do they "troll" to the point where they get into a posting frenzy?
check
Do they reply to the same post multiple times in threads where people disagree?
check


That's the criteria for every formspring user. Every single one of them has a formspring if they spam threads and do daily doses. There isn't one person who does daily doses on /jp/ and doesn't also have a formspring. That's the rational basis you fucking idiot. Go suck your thumb, kid. I'm not talking with random children.

>> No.7636204

>>7636174
While you're busy redirecting that faggot, I'd like to show this this awesome board called >>>/u/. It's where all the strictly yuri type hang out.
We really don't need these yuri vs. homo battles. You and I both know that.

>> No.7636205 [DELETED] 

This is the worst fucking thread since the Mithril Henrik shit last year.

>> No.7636210

>>7636082
Yeah, but they don't have dicks that you can suck.

>> No.7636222

>>7636193
Oh, I see, you're delusional and paranoid on top of being retarded.

>Yeah, you could easily be this guy.
Yes, everybody who doesn't like you is the same person. You figured it out.

>That's the criteria for every formspring user. Every single one of them has a formspring if they spam threads and do daily doses. There isn't one person who does daily doses on /jp/ and doesn't also have a formspring.
And you know this because...

Oh right, you arbitrarily decided it had to be true one day.

>> No.7636227

>>7636210
No one cares about anything you have to say.

>> No.7636231

>>7636193
>with random children
What about non random children?

>> No.7636235

>>7636227
Sounds like someone hasn't gotten dick in a while.

>> No.7636248

>>7636235
No, seriously. Go back to /a/. There is nothing for you here.

>> No.7636257

>>7636222
You know what? If you want to act like aren't actually involved then don't use the exact phrases repeatedly in similar situations. You've said that same phrase before repeatedly.

http://thesaurus.com/

Use this since you've got a limited lexicon and need help trying to reinvent your image when you act like you aren't just the same person saying that all the time.

You always start it off with

Oh, I see, blah [nsert delusional and paranoia or you're that guy] blah.

There really isn't enough unique visitors who would just happen to get into these talks for there to be that exact line seen in every thread I've seen this happen.

Am I getting under your skin or what?

>> No.7636260

>>7636248
But I like you guys. Besides, most of the time I post without my trip on. I just get bored, and need a laugh every once in a while.

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>>7636204
I don't try to vulgarly impose my aesthetics on others with constant pics and countless threads of my own particular tastes every single day like the faggot you mentioned.

And I do browse /u/, since of course, that's where my fellow yuricons are.

Unfortunately the faggot does not seem to understand why associating with others who share his interests would be less distressing for all involved, and instead continues to fag up /jp/ with obscene content that is clearly most suited for /y/ or /cm/.

So I simply let him know that his behavior is distinct and recognizable as faggotry, although his nervous breakdown and river of tears was a little surprising.

Rest assured though, there will be no yuri threads or yuri content incoming beyond these few (and they are only meant for that faggot). After all, with any yuri posted what would happen is I would simply be flamed by some (including the faggot), and it would go unappreciated. Which is expected and understandable.

>> No.7636270

>>7636257
I have probably called you out before repeatedly on being paranoid, delusional, and retarded. That's probably because whenever I see you I identify you as being paranoid, delusional and retarded. There's no reason for me to use new words because the existing ones already work. There may or may not be other people who call you the same things. I don't really give a shit.

>Am I getting under your skin or what?
Shitposters who call out other shitposters like they're any better tend to annoy me, but not to the point where I can't ignore it, since these people can be found all over /jp/.

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>>7636263
At least you understand your kind is shit and isn't welcome here. Glad after so many rivers of tears and blood from your wrists you finally figured out. Even if you bumped your crappy yuri thread 30 times everyone else would just sage when they replied or insult you.

>>7636270
You misunderstood what I said. You don't say that to me, I simply read it. It's similar to how if you did a daily dose instead of your same phrases constantly that doesn't mean I'm in your daily dose thread because I know it's repeated.


It feels much better when it's others doing the talking. It allows me to know it's not just me spamming in tears, unlike you.

>> No.7636288

Fucking yurifags always manage to derail good threads. This is why you're looked down upon by the rest of the 4chan community.

>> No.7636298

>>7636284
>you understand your kind is shit and isn't welcome here.
neither are you faggot, gtfo

>> No.7636303

>>7636263
>like the faggot you mentioned.
Assuming it's the same guy.
While I won't deny the level of /soc /in those threads are a problem, we don't need you stirring up shit too. You know where to get the akaido copy pasta if they start arranging meet ups. Dumping yuri and throwing your shit all over the place only makes you and the rest of your kind look bad.

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>>7636284
>>7636288
samefaggot

It's almost as sad as zunbar or sudo samefagging themselves.

>> No.7636308

>>7636284
>You misunderstood what I said. You don't say that to me, I simply read it.
I have openly called posters delusional and retarded in the past, as there's no reason for me to beat around the bush about it. I may or may not have done the same to you in the past, and if you haven't see it before, then maybe not. I only accuse people of paranoia when they start to cry samefag on everyone, which doesn't as happen often, but when it comes up I do that as well.

>It's similar to how if you did a daily dose instead of your same phrases constantly that doesn't mean I'm in your daily dose thread because I know it's repeated.
This sentence doesn't even make sense.

>It allows me to know it's not just me spamming in tears, unlike you.
I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.

>> No.7636318

>>7636306
Don't post image macros outside of /b/, thanks.

>> No.7636320

>>7636303
I should have refreshed.
>>7636284
You're an abomination. Go back to /y/.
Trap and masturbation threads are fine as long as they stay in their respective threads. Take your meet ups back to /soc/.

>> No.7636354

>>7636303
Don't have such an unbiased point of view. This person is on suicide watch currently. There is only ever one person making threads involving homosexual stuff. They only ever reach bump limit over half of the time. Yuricons who get 10 replies 5 of which are him rule this board.

>>7636308
I'm calling you an unintelligent, browbeating, ape with the language skills of a child. You can't even make unique sentences. Your level of intelligence is far too low to take seriously. Even children have more of a vocabulary than you.

Naturally an analogy doesn't make sense to someone who can't figure out how to rephrase their sentences.

Simply put, why are you insulting others when you're actually embarrassing yourself? You tried to seem like you're uninvolved, but you've clearly got an agenda with a strong biased against the imaginary person you thought you replied to. I thought you wanted to have some dialog about the truth behind my assumption, but you proved you're just the same dumb fuck spamming these tired phrases against people you disagree with blindly ignoring anything they say.

You may not intentionally be ignoring what they say since you can't even understand an analogy, however.

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I keep reporting the shitposters but they don't go away ;_;

>> No.7636370

>>7636358
How do you report everyone without hitting the limit.

>> No.7636376 [DELETED] 

>>7636354
>You tried to seem like you're uninvolved, but you've clearly got an agenda with a strong biased against the imaginary person you thought you replied to.
I am replying to you, who is presumably not an imaginary person. You said that I had called you a delusional retard in the past. I assumed that you were one of the people I had called a delusional retard in the past. You then said that I didn't actually call you a delusional retard in the past. That means you aren't one of the people I had called a delusional retard in the past, but somebody else. I do not carry vendettas against the people I call delusional retards; indeed, I wish for them to get better so they will no longer shit up /jp/ and for you to read that into my posts is a sign of paranoia.

>I thought you wanted to have some dialog about the truth behind my assumption.
I thought you might actually have a good reason I didn't know about for your assumptions other than "because I decided that things were that way," but it turned out that I was wrong; arbitrary assumptions were the extent of your arguments' foundation.

>You proved you're just the same dumb fuck spamming these tired phrases against people you disagree with blindly ignoring anything they say.
Just because you believe something doesn't mean it's proven. It could mean you're insane.

>You may not intentionally be ignoring what they say since you can't even understand an analogy, however.
Your analogy couldn't be understood because it was shit

>> No.7636417

i fucked you're sister

>> No.7636468

>>7636417
I hope you enjoy the corpse because my sister is dead.

>> No.7636505

My sister is my own clone.

Sits at the computer watching anime and browsing Fakku all day. Plays Monster Hunter, Project Diva, and Rune Factory on her handhelds. Her waifu was REEEEEEEEINBOW.

>> No.7636511

>>7636354
>>7636308

You do realize that you're both equally retarded, and arguing with each other is just an exercise in futility, right?

>>7636288

Screw you, it's totally possible to enjoy yuri and not be a godawful shitposter. And either way you look at it, the vast, vast majority of terrible posts on /jp/ have nothing to do with lesbians. Even in this thread, its just one lame troll. Or at least I hope it's a troll.

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