/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Please condense your threads

Get the fuck out you worthless faggot trash.
>>>/y/
>>>/cm/

Because real cocks are ugly.

>>7629336
Oh ho someone is homophobic your missing out

Because that is reserved for the weaker sex.

>>7629337
but they taste delicious

>>7629350
They can't even give blowjobs properly.

>>7629355
exactly. only someone with a dick would know how to properly give a blowjob.

>>7629352
Not really.

Why is /jp/ full of faggots?

>>7629355
>>7629359
You've both failed at training your women.

YOU MUST RETURN TO THE MOUTAIN TEMPLE AND RESUME YOUR TRAINING.

>>7629375
Women can't be trained either they are only created to cause pain for us. Your best bet is to find you a dickgirl man I'm telling you.

I have.

>>7629352
I don't know if I would call the taste of skin "delicious". It's not offensive or bad-tasting, but it's really more of a neutral flavor.

>>7629371
Shutup I'm trying to turn you gay.

>>7629386
It's not working.

>>7629383
YOU HAVE FAILED OUR MASTER.

How do you do such a thing brother?

>>7629397
Because a petite trap boy who is more moe then any girl can ever be.

Be there, done that and enjoyed it greatly.

>>7629383
Ah but can a man be considered such when he takes the easy way out?

Are you still a man anonymous?

>>7629393
Well you already jerk it to 2d

>>7629409
I'm man enough to not deal with women any longer.

>>7629418
Your ancestors would be proud.

>>7629421
My ancestors are dead unless you believe in ghosts or some shit. Their opinions no longer matter.

>>7629365
its just 2 or 3 fags so fat\ugly they can't find a cock to sit on or suck and so awkward they can't make friends with their fellow fags where they belong:
>>>/y/
>>>/cm/
so they come here to troll and inflict their fagshit on those who love lolis or would love to be lolis instead. mods are other boards are probably good enough to ban them quickly but not the trollish mods here on jp

and so they hang around and shitpost, nice one mods

>>7629427
I'm pretty sure this board is more for faggots then those boards.

>>7629427
I think they're too young to go to gay bars and find a cock to sit on but there is no age limit for sneaking into 4chan.

Auto-fellatio master race here.

Have:

[x] Sucked a cock
[x] Had my cock sucked
[x] Not gay

>>7629432
stop being a hipster and get a dick

christian camp will help convert you heathens back into healthy young heterosexual men. Contact your local christian center.

>>7629449
Why are you so mean to me

>>7629437
Oh how you queer boys make me laugh!

1.) Cover your top teeth by folding your upper lip over them
2.) Stick out your tongue so it overs your bottom teeth
3.) Fall onto a dick

>turn you gay.
if you can turn someone gay, then you can turn someone not gay.

>>7629454
No I'm not and just because I like dresses there is nothing wrong with that

>>7629450
Because you're wearing a dress.

It's not for lack of desire. Being a hiki neet makes these sorts of things difficult to accomplish.

>>7629454
it's called a 'kilt', laddie

>>7629459
Don't bring ceremonial dress into gay discussion please. Justifying plaid is hard enough.

>>7629467
Crossdressing=/=gay

>>7629474
Ceremonial dress isn't cross-dressing either.

I blame women for why homosexuality is growing. They are all bitches and whores.

>>7629467
>ceremonial dress
>gay discussion
close enough

I didn't want to be gay I'm sorry /jp/

I've been trying, believe me. I waited in a bathroom stall that I happened upon that had a glory hole for 3 hours before giving up. Any tips?

/jp/ only has like 3 people surfing it

>>7629490
Why would you do that? Are you not aware of the rampaging STDs?

Hell, earlier this month a new straing of the clap appeared!

Fucking cute girly boys in girl's clothing was a sign of the rich, or at least it used to be.

>>7629490
Invite them over by sticking your tongue through it

>>7629502
thats hot

>>7629332

Because unfortunately my girlfriend doesn't have one and Bailey Jay hasn't replied to my love letters (yet, in the end I shall prevail).

>>7629523
for some reason your post made me laugh

>>7629490
that was a hole for a cleaning. you press your ass against it and they clean for you. try that next time.

>>7629499
Whats wrong with traps?

>>7629560
We're all little girls here

>>7629554
I'm saying it's not a sign of aristocracy anymore.
What a shame.

girl here. it doesn't taste that good

>>7629560
slut

>>7629560
>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/

>>7629559
>“It is years, Your Grace, since I buggered a boy… And in my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.”

>TONNURA THRE-
>cocks

Oh.

Not that I'm even against it. But the way you folks discuss it leads me to believe that you don't carry yourselves in a dignified fashion, like true little girls would.