/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What an unpleasant thread.

Bitter

I bet it will taste delicous!!!! ^o^
Oh shi-
Nope

Pretty much went like this.

Lately it's been pretty sweet.

I dare say it actually tastes good.

Agar jelly? Just how desperate are you to see your own offspring!?

for those who taste their cum often, does it change taste?
how differently does it taste?
are there days when it actually tastes good?

Slightly stale, not salty or anything else either. It's not the taste but the texture of it that's unpleasant. It's like having a big ball of snot in your mouth.

taste it 4-5 times and immadiately puked it out.

I will taste it the next time and let you know,

yeah, my cum tastes like kefir

also, do any of you have a habbit of recycling your cum?

wtf man=( fuking homosexuals((((

>>7627539
You'd be surprised what there are agars of. I've added everything from my own blood to boiled carrots in agar plates, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a cum agar. There needs to be a loli vomit agar, though. Bacteria require both nutrients and love to know and a little girl's vomit has the highest known concentration of love.

Or better yet, there needs to be a loli magical girl who wears a frilly lab coat and wields a giant inoculation loop decorated with a ribbon as her staff (from which she shoots various pathogens, her spells have names like "Anthrax Love Love Beam" or "Ebola☆Kiss".) Instead of pouring agar normally, her vaginal fluids would be whichever agar or broth she desires to use and her magical bacteria familiars would only grow on this special agar, so she'd have to masturbate on to petri dishes in order to keep her cultures healthy.

>>7627539
You'd be surprised what there are agars of. I've added everything from my own blood to boiled carrots in agar plates, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a cum agar. There needs to be a loli vomit agar, though. Bacteria require both nutrients and love to grow and a little girl's vomit has the highest known concentration of love.

Or better yet, there needs to be a loli magical girl who wears a frilly lab coat and wields a giant inoculation loop decorated with a ribbon as her staff (from which she shoots various pathogens, her spells have names like "Anthrax Love Love Beam" or "Ebola☆Kiss".) Instead of pouring agar normally, her vaginal fluids would be whichever agar or broth she desires to use and her magical bacteria familiars would only grow on this special agar, so she'd have to masturbate on to petri dishes in order to keep her cultures healthy.

It tastes sweet when I drink some juice all day.

Warm snot with a thicker consistency and a little sweeter.

The lewd thing with cum is the fact of seeing another person swallowing or covered in it, taste doesn't matter and anyone who is willing to swallow another person's cum should do it quickly without tasting it too much.

Also, your a bunch of fagets.

>>7627557
> also, do any of you have a habbit of recycling your cum?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNSphhMlU24

>>>b/

>>7627557
sure is Chris-chan up in here

>>>/b/

I always eat it. It's pretty good.

While fapping I always say to myself that I'll try some... But after climax, I just can't bring myself to do it.

>>7627560

Just got done, tasted salty and a bit of sweetness.

Not good, but not horribly bad either.

please make this thread go away

well, after i come i rub the cum in the skin of my face. all the dead babies make it look so nice. so i never have a chance of tasting it, but i love the smell.

It doesn't have any taste at all. I imagine it would be better if I sucked it straight from the source and they ate a lot of pineapple, but I don't have a way to do that.

This is what happens when the rest of you dipshits tolerate faggotry so much. Now you will drown in their fag semen.

>>7627757
u mad butthurt yurifag?

>>7627757
I bet you wouldn't have a problem if we were discussing disgusting vaginal juices

>>7627764
faggot, you don't belong here
>>>/y/
>>>/cm/

Like bleach, then I smoked and it tasted salty, now bleach again.

>>7627777
Actually 3DPD is not what this board is for.

I have a few times. Not that bad tasting at all. The thing that gets you is the sticky/burning feeling in your throat.

>>7627785
actually, semen is indispensable piece of this board's culture

>>7627800
For something so "indispensable", /jp/ sure does waste a lot of it

>>7627800
Yet hotglue was one of the things expressly forbidden when the board was created.

Really, /jp/? Really?
Ugh... Fine, I'll do it.

SALTY MILK AND COINS.

>>7627813
>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/

>>7627813
I always wonder why people say that it tastes like coins. Honestly tasting coins is both less sanitary and makes less sense to me.
Do you eat dollar bills? I don't get it.

>>7627828
Damn you, why did I laugh...

>>7627823
>Do you eat dollar bills?
Yes.
Because it increases my personal value.

>>7627757
While the cockloving-experience sharing that's going on in these days was never part of /jp/ nor shoult it be here, the semen-property discussions have been here since a long time ago, as long as their one's own.

Twice, bland nothing special. Disgust to swallow tho, mostly just for the feeling it leaves behind in my throat.

>>7627634
Story of my life.

>>7627834
THAT FUCKING DOUJIN.

Horrible. Can barely swallow it without wanting to throw up.

>>7627887
Now you know how your Touhous feel in their mind break doujins.

>>7627887

Very bland, but it leaves a minty feeling in my mouth afterwards.

any femanons care to share an opinion on semen's taste?

>>7628122
Who cares what WOMEN think about sucking dicks?

>>7628135
Reported for sexist misogyny.

>>7628139
you can't be serious -_-

also, i never have, nor will try it. I never felt like doing so, and now less

>>7628141
underage anons, get out

>>7628152
wait, what?

>>7628122
Tastes like battery acid.

I pretend to like it though, my boyfriend gets off on it majorly, and his ahegao is totally worth it.

>>7627953

Fapped to that a few times..

>>7628164

Tell him to stay away from meat, and eat a lot more fruit.

>>7628164
What a whore.

Mine just tastes like water mixed with flour right now. It's tasted differently before, a more compact and organic taste.

Only thing I think is disgusting from my own body is feces. Precum and nasal mucus is awesome. Cum tastes shit thought.

>>7627602
Not one of us.

>>7627578
>Warm snot with a thicker consistency and a little sweeter.
mines like this except it tastes a little like soap as well

mine is too acid :(

>>7628213
>>7628854
>>7628164
>>7627813
>>7627578
>>7627575
>>7627560
>>7627535
>>7627529
Sure is samefaggot in here.
>>>/y/
>>>/cm/

I've eaten my semen plenty of times. Doesn't have too much of a taste. I wonder if it's like sniffing your own shit, it's not generally as terrible as someone elses.

>mine is too acid :(

Why do we have so many of these brain dead morons nowadays?

I've not tasted my own, another persons though, I thought it was pretty hot so I didn't really notice the taste.

>>7628927
summer began quite some time ago.

I have found mine tastes rather salty after sampling it.

Originally I did so with the intention on making it taste better (eating pineapples, etc) so in the event that I find myself receiving fellatio I could better encourage her to swallow.

However it then struck me how awkward that conversation would sound.

"Come on, it tastes sweet"

"How do you know?"

"Trust me"

"Trust you? What is that supposed to mean?"

"Well I uh-"

"You've drank your own semen before?"

"I swear I was only thinking ahead to this very day"

After which I stopped.

semen tastes like raw egg white

>>7628985
You're even bothering to imagine situations with an actual other person?

You see /jp/, you're getting too soft, you're letting these people squeeze in now.

>>7628997
Well that was the only reason I could come up with as to why I would taste my own semen.

Care to share yours?

>>7629005
I don't, I haven't the slightest reason to, I'm not condemning you for doing so, just I'd never do it, for any reason save sheer desperation.

I also really don't remember there being much auto-fellation discussion around, sure there's been traps and the like, but this seems to be progressing over some lines we should be staying behind.

LMFAO!!!!

just saw this thread OMG did i LOL hard!!! keep it up /jp/ xDDDDD

>>7629011
I figured since /jp/ regularly masturbates between eroge and touhou and such that such an issue might have some relevancy.

Also, I believe auto-fellatio refers to actually sucking your own penis rather than cum-tasting. An act that I doubt the vast majority of /jp/ has the flexibility to perform.

>>7629032
Fat is more flexible than muscle, believe it or not, but even then you've got to be near professionally flex to do it, and even then its a fair but painful.

and tasting your own cum, while its all fine and good, its hardly the kind of thing to share on a blue board, I know that rule isn't followed for shit but come on, this is just wrong.

Let's just say I won't be doing it again.

It's what I get for listening to /d/. Horny as hell and sounded like a good idea, but immediately regretted it afterwards

I do it because I hear there are nutrients in cum and if I'm paying for a daily multivitamin I want that shit going back in my body.

eat a lot of pineapples

it'll make it taste better

for you naysayers: how could you expect a woman to do it if you're not willing to yourself?

> be a cum recycling psychopath
> get pregnant
> the cute loli sex slave you always wanted is now yours
> living the dream.jpg