/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Can fairies get pregnant?
Can metaphysical creatures born out of nature get pregnant?

Awesome. Let's play 2p G Darius.

>>7624532
why worried about pregnancy?

>>7624532
Only one way to find out.

Star Sapphire is the best fairy.

how old is she?

The first thing I thought of was that they were respawning.

>>7624532

The mischievous ones can.

But only if you're wearing a condom.

>>7624532
Fairies are born by nature, being spirits. They do not reproduce by copulation, so there is even a high chance fairies don't even have genitals. Or anuses, really.

You can still get a blowjob, though.

Stop sexualizing Touhoes!

I wonder how Star would react to having her face being cummed on.

>>7624543
Hard to say, since fairies come back when they die. When's the last time Reimu went on a genocidal rampage?

>>7624561
There's nothing else left for me anymore.

>>7624549
Agreed. I like her body type and hairstyle.

>>7624582
Star is goddamn adorable, I don't know why I didn't see it for so long.

>>7624545
There's a very grim way to spin that.

>>7624549
>Star Sapphire is the best fairy to diaper.

Fixed that for you.

Star also seems like the most rational of the fairy bunch.

>>7624545
There's a very grim way to spin that.

>>7624598
I don't know, fairies being as light-hearted/airheaded as they are in addition to being essentially immortal, death would not be much of an issue past a temporary inconvenience.

Suggestive Bloomers and Camisole fairy.

My erection has never been harder

>>7624629

>>7624635
Those arms and legs are so fat!

What makes you think she has a vagina? She isn't human

>>7624672
She's normally depicted with one.

>>7624663
also, claws

>>7624663
Baby fat

>>7624680
All the better to claw pesky human eyes out with?

>>7624677
I must've missed that part of Fairy Wars.

>wearing condoms
>fairies needing contraception
lol

>>7624698
and SaBND, I wonder just what he's talking about

>>7624672
She's got all the other parts, why not. It would be harder for nature to remake a human with no vagina than just leave it there as a vestigial organ.

>>7624703
>>7624532
She said they'll be back in some hours. After a romp, the easiest way to get leaking semen out of your body's crevices is to not let it in there at all.

>>7624706
Not really, all it would require is a hole for the urethra (already present) and a hole for the anus (already present).
Just a minor rearranging of placement would be required, and in exchange, she gets a larger bladder and/or stomach.

FUCK YOU OP!!
DON'T YOU EVER SEXUALIZE HER!!

Has anyone in /jp/ ever wonder how easily these fairies could be tricked in doing sexual favors for you? Just offer them to help in their never ending quest to bug Reimu.

>>7624757
But that would be statutory rape.

>>7624768
Gensokyo has statutory rape laws?

>>7624525
Then let's wait for them...

>>7624672
Well, she eats and drinks... all that food must go somewhere.

>>7624778
To her stomach?

>>7624757
fairies are simple-minded, they will more likely want to prank you as a human rather than go along with your stuff

>>7624773
Gensokyo has laws?

>>7624805
The law of the oligarchy.

>>7624805
The Spellcard system, I guess. So basically 'Might makes right, just don't kill each other.'

>>7624778
And now you know why the Three Fairies are so fat.

>>7624780
>>7624822
I mean, she has to expel metabolic waste from her body.

>>7624840
What has that to do with developed sexual organs?
Or sexual organs at all, really?

Or are you one of those few who is aroused by the thought of fairies shitting in the woods?

>>7624840
She's made of magic. Does she really need to? Now you know how she gets the energy to fly. She converts food and sake directly to energy.

>>7624840
She may not make waste.

As far as we know, the process may by perfectly 1:1 with no excess. It's magic.

>>7624847
Given that they're both creatures of flight, fairies probably make pellets like owls. A full on digestive system probably hinders flight too much.

>>7624844
>shitting in the woods
Oh lol no. I just imagine her having a perfect replica of a human body, because she seems to have the same basic needs as us.

Well, at least she must have an anus.

>>7624845
>>7624847
>It's magic, I ain't gonna explain shit.

>>7624852
>It's magic, I ain't gonna explain shit.

I see what you did there.

>>7624603
You're not me.

/jp/ - Fairy Biology

It looks like someone actually tried.

>>7624951
That's just water she shot up her butt.

>>7624851
Pellets would make sense. What with all the bugs they eat.

>>7624958
Cirno isn't Takashiro.

>>7624757
This idea kind of turns me on but also makes me feel guilty.

>>7625162
If it makes you feel better, I don't think it would work. If they saw your dick, they would just want to poke it.

>>7625176
I could probably get off from that. Their small fingers are probably so soft.

>>7625184
I wonder what they would do with semen. Damn, thinking about this is getting better and better.

>>7625184
Well then if you brought them some rare mushrooms from outside, I'm sure you could make a trade for some dick poking.

There's a SaBND chapter where Star is shown wearing a bra (or something like it), I think it's the one where they disguise themselves as SDM maids.

Should the above be true, why would fairies need to develop mammaries?

>>7625217
For some reason, I really enjoy the idea of doing lewd things with the fairies. To them it'd just be something fun or something new. I'm sure in their minds there would be nothing sexual about it.

>>7625230
considering how old they are, they probably already tried it.

>>7625232
It's not a bra, it's the top of her camisole.

>>7625232
To appear like human females, basically.

And I'm pretty sure the same principle applies to digestive and reproductive tracts.

>>7625250
...Which used to be significantly more lewd. EaLND was pretty fanservicey. I wonder what the series would be like if he'd gotten his shit in gear and continued on.

If the fairies get enough fate, would they become gods?

>>7625285
I wonder if Luna is the only one who can read. She's often shown reading, and once writing. But not the others.

>>7625294
but isn't luna the least intelligent of the 3 fairies?

>>7625302
No, that's Sunny.

>>7625302
Luna is afraid of stuff and clumsy but she's not dumber than the other two.

>>7625331
>>7625338
>Out of the three fairies, she might be the dumbest one, or maybe she just relies too much in her ability to make sound vanish that she's often the only one who fails to escape.
>"Even though she could walk without a sound, she was tip-toeing." (Anonymous)
-Perfect Memento in Strict Sense

>Of the three, Luna Child is the least intelligent and the most independent.
-http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Star_Sapphire

i know those are not enough, but at least I have a reason for my opinion of her lower INT.

I didn't say she is MUCH less intelligent tough.

I really hope for a 3 fairies anima. It would be awesome.

>>7625409
Along with the Inaba of the Earth anime.

>>7625390
Huh ok then. Still curious if she's the only literate one. I'll keep an eye out next time I read it all.

>>7625409
I've accepted that it will never happen as long as I live.

>>7625390
Even if she's dumb, I think she has a bit more common sense than the other two.

>>7625422
oh yes, the rabbits arc. poor Reisen. It might lead to SSiB anima, ugh.

>>7625424
you have terminal disease or something? just wait till ZUN's liver gives away, and prey he never mentioned anything in his will.

>>7625436
>common sense
>in gensokyo
lol, just kidding. yeah it seems to me that she is the one to ask the right questions most of the time. she needs to follow it more often

>>7625465
>you have terminal disease or something? just wait till ZUN's liver gives away, and prey he never mentioned anything in his will.
No ZUN, no deal. And he's certainly never doing it.

>>7625500
>won't work without the original creator's approval
that last LoTR movie was pretty nice

>>7625529
They had to get permission from the Tolkien estate, which they did.

>>7625539
tolkein himself is dead tough.
ZUN won't really die- he will go to gensokyo; but as far as this world goes, who knows what his hairs will allow?

>>7625420
Why wouldn't the others be? Have you ever seen an illiterate Touhou?

>>7625465
>you have terminal disease or something?

Living is terminal. Unless you're a fairy, that is.

>>7625547
Mystia can't read.

>>7625546
Damn, ZUN is so powerful that his hair is considered a legally competent being?

Fuck...

>>7625551
Derp.

>>7625562
a typo on my part. but you allready knew that.

>>7625577
that's a photo album

>>7625577
I can't read Japanese, so you probably have me there. I can't tell. Aya's interview suggested that she either can't or has a hard time reading, though.

>that feel when /jp/ is discussing stuff that doesn't exist

>>7625594
This your first few minutes here?

>>7625600
I've been here since day 1. Trying to discuss things like "do they have vaginas?" and "will there be a touhou anime?" like they have any relevance whatsoever is absurd. Fairies don't exist, and neither will a Touhou anime.

>>7625594

>>7625604
Then why bother bringing that up, its such common knowledge that only a new guy would bother bringing up, no I'm not bothering calling you new again.

and besides, one can hope ;_;
even if it would be shitty.

>>7625604
>people are not allowed to have fantasies
why are you still on /jp/ with that kind of mindset?

>Fairies don't exist

You just killed one!

>>7625547
>Why wouldn't the others be? Have you ever seen an illiterate Touhou?

Random notion. Just noticed that any time one of them is reading, it's always(?) Luna.

>>7625604
Now, get your facts straight, various Touhou anime do, in fact, exist. As do fairies, you infidel.

>>7625591
>Kono osake no hanashi wa? And the story of this sake?
>Eetto... a, sou sou. Umm... (this is where she's skimming through the book to look for the relevant part) Ah, yes.

Pretty obvious.

Star would be the best fairy daughter. Luna is good but seems hard to get along with. Sunny, Cirno, and Lily are too brash and dangerous. I don't know what the fuck's up with Daiyousei and she doesn't even have a name.

>>7625652
Okay, I guess this chapter solves this once and for all.

>>7625691
Oh yeah. Then I guess Luna is just the only one who likes keeping up on the news.

oh my god

>>7625852
why I'd never...

>>7625852
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmSYnOvEueo

>>7625852
>ToHole

>>7625916

>>7625852

mouthpussy!

>>7625900
...i don't even

>>7625852
>dat fucking mouth

Stop that, japan.

>>7625955
Like fangs and :3 mouths, that's one of the things that can only work well in 2D. Stop trying to make sense of the delicious triangular Poring mouth and just fap.

>>7625852

>>7625955
>>dat fucking mouth
pun very much intended?

>>7625967
I know, but it just reminds me of that and fucks up my boner for fuck's sake.

>>7625852
Every damn time.

>>7625995
Got a source of that?

>>7626000
http://exhentai.org/g/65056/fc3cb81cab/

>>7626001
Really should have turned the guy into Aya.

>>7626001

God damnit.

>>7626003
I can't download that. I hope it's on PD. Thanks for the title anyway.

>>7626000
It's a fairy compilation book. The art ranges from very bad to decent.

http://www.mediafire.com/?nz0wmdzxmdz

>>7626012
Okay cool, thanks.

Perfectly shaped rice balls!

Okay okay, that's enough you guys...But yes, fairy daughters. That sounds like fun. Every day would be like an adventure.