/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>7621574

>>7621573
OK story time. I have one of those plushies of her. We were recently visited by a friend who I showed it to. And one of the first things they asked was whether it was an emo thing.

>>7621577

>>7621598

You got off lucky.

where did ya get it from?

>>7621646
You should try getting Mangagamer to hire you as a translator, I think you'd do well there.

>>7621598

There are plushies of Hata-tan?

Are there even 100 pictures in existence of her?

>>7621683

And don't call her that.

>>7621652
>>7621683
As far as I know there's only this one which I have.

http://www.paletweb.com/selectpage.asp?code=80002601

The eyes are the wrong colour.

>>7621690

http://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki/show?nordirect=1&title=hata-tan

>>7621694
man, that's incredible.
>>7621683
and I have myself more pics of her that booru. gimme a sec...

>>7621646
...I can't understand what it's saying. I can understand the original more, and I don't even know japanese.

>>7621573
This picture is really awesome, because it tells a story without explaining anything and you can still totally understand the context.

>>7621573
sauce please?

>>7621761

I dunno, i basically grabbed the image from /jp/ back in March around the time of the earthquake in Japan.

I love how butt devastated she looks here.

>>7621746

Hey you over there, do you want to fabricate a scandal? It might even feel good so it'd be killing two birds with one stone, right?

>>7621795
I would enjoy fabricating such a scandal.

I fapped to this one a incalculable number of times.

...i hope someone will upload this stuff on booru

>>7621859

Look at her long toenails and retardedly proportioned eyes.

You have shit tastes.

>>7621878
I guess so.

>>7621880
forgot pic...

Forgot to contribute properly.

Hata-tan is best

>>7621910
Mortifying.

>>7621940

Loli Hatate>Normal Hatate>Hata-tan

>>7622022
I see your point, but politely disagree. it's a matter of personal tastes I guess.

>>7622022
Slutate > Hata-tan > Hatate. But only just. I like all versions.

Too bad not many images exist of her. I already have all the good ones.

why is she a slut?

>>7622101

She isn't. You're probably confusing her with that other tengu.

boxcutter surprise

>>7622101
She's not, but fanon is plenty enjoyable.

I thought Hatate was a piece of shit in DS, but I am glad to witness that the fandom has found a use for her.

I don't really like Hata-tan unless she's yandere.

Hata-tan is shit. Being bouncy and bubbly and happy and stuff suits Hatate far more.

>>7623688

one day, you may finally appreciate the splendour that are the creations of ako96-sama

>>7623688
can I like both?

>>7623688
>Being bouncy and bubbly and happy and stuff

Just like the rest of them. Maybe you should go hang out with normalfags if you're into that sort of thing.

>>7623758
Yes. One day /jp/ will figure out that there is no mutual exclusivity.

>>7623762
Liking happy things doesn't make you a normalfag.

>>7623881
No one said it does.

>>7623909

>>7623762 did.

Hata-tan caramel puke.

Gensokyo's atmosphere is filled with a special pheromone that forbids severe depression.

In /jp/'s case we have the little girl mentality that is somehow fading away and being replaced with dickseverywhereplease, at least with the recent threads.

>>7623762
>Just like the rest of them.
Not really. She's a different flavor of happy. Besides, what's it matter if there's a lot of cheerful characters?

>>7623949
There's nothing wrong with happy characters but Hata-tan's gloom sticks out in the sea of smiling faces that is touhou.
They say variety is the spice of life, to me the flavor that Hata-tan brings is a welcome addtion.

>>7621777
It looks as if Hata-tan was doing some serious krokodil...

>>7623985
I saw almost saw your point, then I saw those next 3 pictures. Fuck that.
If you ask me, there's enough depression and suffering in the real world, but to each their own, I guess.

>>7624053
To be fair, she seems to be getting progressively happier in those 3 pictures.

>>7624069
Intravenous self-medication will do that.

Whatever happened to that guy who was writing the sotries about keeping hatate locked up, abusing and breaking her?

i liked him

>>7624192
What? What?

>>7624223
>>7624192
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/7513942

>>7624238
Jesus christ.

>>7624238
This is... really hot.

>>7624347
If only more was written.

>>7624325
Source, please?

>>7624454
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=15241023

Love how you can't get to it through saucenao but can through google

>>7624238
I don't think I like Hata-tan anymore.

>>7624842

>>7624842
What are you, some sort of homosexual?

>>7624883
Don't cry. I meant to say that I don't like you being an abused, emotional wreck. Is that bad?

>Look at Archived thread
>Come back and look at the rest of the images posted

I know that every post is a repost of a repost, but jesus....

>>7625001
What did you expect?

>>7624842
Oh come on, can you really hate this?

>>7625043
See >>7624964
I like Hatate, but I don't like Hata-tan anymore. There's a difference.

All she wants is to be friends with someone... right?

To all the people who hate regular hatate.

>>7624964
She obviously enjoys it.

>>7625197
Oh yeah. Obviously.

>>7625103
The artist who came up with Hatatan (Yandere Hatate) had a good idea going on, but the idiot is way too basy making his stupid Bitch (Insert Touhou Character) series.

What a waste. Although I heard someone is making a doujin related to this idea. Let's hope it is not 100% smut.

>>7625288
Prude

Hatate is as beautiful as a angel skipping across a sunlit pond on a beautiful summer day. Aya is just rude and unlovable due to her personality.

>>7625578
I like the contrast in their DS comments. Aya comes off so much more cynical.

>>7625578
>>7625726
I see it more as Hatate is younger, more energetic, and more naive. Aya's the opposite.

>>7625726
But unless it's just a bad translation, Hatate has that, like, annoying manner of speech. Take that away though I'd probably like the ditzyness.

Hata-tan isn't very bakkoi...

>>7621795
Isn't it "hey you pure and righteous citizen over there"?

I think that's a very important detail, because it emphasizes that she's trying to corrupt an innocent man with her lewdness.

>>7621646
What the fuck does this even say...

>>7627068
I would be honest with myself.

Geez, Aya, you don't have to do that sort of thing to sell newspapers to me.

Does anyone even follow her news?

>>7627163
Her paper must be something awful if she has to resort to things like that to sell it. Does she print it on cursed paper or something?

Her paper doesn't sell because print media is dead.

>>7627202
>>7627210
>>7627220

>>7627220
But I thought only NEET moon princesses and gap yokai can afford computers. I guess they still use town criers in Gensokyo.

>>7627229

They buy iPad's in Gensokyo.

Why would Hatate be afraid of chocolate?

>>7627244
maybe it's a tengu thing.

>>7627210
I wouldn't think they'd be that important when you're getting ¥272000 in 20 minutes.

>>7627249

But it's just harmless chocolate.

>>7627286
Don't make light of chocolate, anonymous! It's evil!

>>7627309
Whoa, Nega-Hina is hot.

Dumb Aya has more pictures than the lovely hatate. This must be corrected.

I've read this one story where Aya and Hatate were the same person, however Aya could still pose as both Aya and Hatate at the same time in two different places. The big reveal of the story was that Aya was insane all along and had a split personality named Hatate. In order for the two to exist separately Aya learned to move so fast she could be at two places at the same time, but with two different looks. The rest of the story involved Yukkuris, so no wonder the idea behind this plot is so ridiculous.

>>7627393
That idea is dumb. The person who thought it up is also dumb.

>>7627393

That sounds familiar. Silent Hill?

>>7627393
Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard.

This ass talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose? Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell.

This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called “The Better ‘Ole” that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it but it was clever. Like, “Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing?”

“Nah I had to go relieve myself.”

After a while the ass start talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time.

>>7627439
...then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in-curving hooks and started eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him: “It’s you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we dont need you around here any more. I can talk and eat and shit.”

After that he began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpole’s tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous — (did you know there is a condition occurs in parts of Africa and only among Negroes where the little toe amputates spontaneously?) — except for the eyes you dig. Thats one thing the asshole couldn’t do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain couldn’t give orders any more. It was trapped in the skull, sealed off. For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, and there was no more feeling in them than a crab’s eyes on the end of a stalk.

>>7627445
>>7627445
eating naked as HELL

>>7627445
eating naked as HELL

It could be worse.

Aya's got nothing on hatate.

>>7627445
>>7627445
>>7627445
eating naked as HELL

>>7630342
Aya has a bangin body and fast reflexes

>>7627618

why do that artist's eyes look so much like the vaginas of some kind of alien monster

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

What a lovely view.

>>7633146

...is she... masturbating to herself?

If so, that's hot. New fetish acquired.

Please don't forget about the Hatate!

>>7630559

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>7633212
It is obviously a dude jizzing on a picture.

bumped for all of the justice in the world

okay so since this thread seems to have some amount of wandering hatatefags gathered in it can you make yourselves useful and explain to me what the fuck does the bakkoi thing mean or where does it come from

>>7634764
No idea.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/726651?swf=381723ab0abc94ce17f3d58dff19c0c4&height=450&w
idth=600

Probably this.

>>7634780

iosys
should have guessed

coincidentally that flash is horrible

>>7634826
>coincidentally
Oh right Miracle Hinacle was good. I'm off to do some Flash ripping.

Does anyone know where to find some translated versions of ako96's work? no one seems to ever go over them. i really want to know whats going on in the abuse ones

i love hatate's bored/tired expression in this panel

There should be some kind of a joint doujin for the abuse fodder characters (Tenshi and Hatate).

Damn, she's mad.

>>7634917
Abuse fodder combo? Yeah, have them compete against each other to see just how low they can go. A documentary on masochism, tenko vs tengu, winner gets to be Aya's footstool and stress relief ball, loser gets thrown out/sold off.