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competent China is best China.

But China isn't Chinese and isn't a girl, she's a supernatural monster that shares some superficial similarities with humans.

>>7621443
Stop disgracing our glorious national symbol Corean swine

>>7621441

I wonder if Meiling has to act like one of those British guards and remain completely impassive. I could stand near her, whip out my dick and start masturbating furiously until I shot my load on the ground in front of her, her expressionless face as I perform my lewd act making my orgasm all the more intense.

>>7621466

>I wonder if Meiling has to act like one of those British guards and remain completely impassive

Those guards aren't /required/ to stand still. They are real soldiers who have the discipline to ignore annoying tourists. But if you start doing lewd or threatening things in public they certainly are capable of removing you... as such I think you might end up a eunuch if you were to behave as such.

By Jove this thread is relevant to my interests.

This seems to be a repeat, yet still delicious.

Meiling be all like

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At the slowness of this thread

Oh, your waifu has a husbando and he's not YOU.

>>7621428
why is she crying then?

>>7621591

>crossover shit

Haha, no.

>>7621596

Never heard of tears of laughter?

I'd really love to keep posting, but I also really don't feel like mostly single-handedly supporting another imagedump thread.

I love this Meiling's outfit. Also, I like the depiction of her as dragon-esque but I keep forgetting to save the picture.

Who wins /jp/?

>>7623184
Akiha~

I think it would be smarter to deepen your relationships with china another way. I mean they are the superpower of the future.

>>7623198

>>7621591

>>7623198
You are right, i guess i have no choice but to become her personal cumbucket to ensure the future for us all.

>>7621428

>viciously mocked

I don't think Meiling would do that.
If you did terribly (didn't even last 5 seconds) she might even give you some advice.

She's one of Gensokyo's nicer characters.

>>7623255
Why you gotta go and try and ruin a man's fantasy?

>You will never be viciously mocked by a Chinese girl after she kicks your ass in a fight ;_;

Maybe I've been playing too much Monmusu Quest, but for some reason this is arousing.

>>7622933

There are a number of pictures like that, though this is probably my favorite.

If you're still, I can post a few more.

>>7623308
As do I. Which is why I started the thread.

>>7623255
(Soku)
>You're all not there yet! You're all children compared to 4000 years of history!

Not vicious, but still mocking.

But still, barely any Touhous bash each other after winning, instead they just talk about something that happened recently or X thing about their particular attributes (eg: Alice's dolls), maybe even invite the other to a walk.

Touhou's dialogue consists mostly as friendly chit chat, no matter how rough it may seem, says so ZUN.

>>7623338
That is exactly the picture I was looking for. Thank you.

I wouldn't mind getting lessons from her, it'd keep me active at least.

Part-Dragon Meiling is an interesting double-edged sword because, while its an interesting concept and a fun bit of possible character development, it's also such a ridiculous power boost that it makes it hard as fuck to write in a way that doesn't seem like fanwank.

Dragons aren't considered the highest order of gods because they have nice smiles.

>>7623376
Wait till you get to endurance training

>>7623388
Reading her fanfiction?

>>7623385

I used "it" and "interesting" a few too many times in this post.

>>7621596
She's crying because she's afraid that you'll hate her now since she beat you up when you challenged her to a duel. However, she's trying to hide her discomfort by making fun of you for losing. She only wanted you to keep visiting her every morning in front of the mansion and do Tai Chi with her like usual... but you just had to try and pull the "student becomes the master" cliche on her.

>>7623385
Well, I wanted that one picture to display the concept of the character I wanted to make for the Heroes System. She'd/He'd look normal, but transform upon certain conditions and look much like >>7623338, granting much higher physical strength, body, endurance and stun scores. I also like the concept of her colorful energy blasts in Hisoutensoku and would incorporate it somehow.

>>7623413
Well that's adorable.

>>7623419

No problemo. I've got a few more similar (mostly mid-transformation) I could post if you want.

Also, I apologize for the image sizes.

You will never have 4 hakurouken in your hand at the same time in soku as Meiling ;_;

more abs, please

>>7623413
Oh god what have i done..
All i wanted was for her to be proud of me and not look at me like a child but as a man, or atleast i...

>>7623461

There is such a small amount of good Meiling abs artwork, that I'm pretty certain it counts as a warcrime under the Geneva Convention.

>>7623469
Just reassure her that you won't hate her, accept that you have not yet and likely never will surpass her... but perhaps train alongside her not as student or master but as companion.

I hate posting all this huge-sized stuff, but some of it is just too good not to.

>>7623483

Then you can just sit down and laugh about it.

>>7621428

Actually I'm mocked by my female, Chinese martial arts instructor on a daily basis. I'm also occasionally smacked with a bamboo cane.

Oh, I am sorry. But your Mei Ling is no longer working on the SDM. She is currently working in a maid coffee

>>7623507
Wow. Seems like you're getting some special attention if you know what I mean.

china is the scarlet devil

>>7623518

I've looked into the idea and it does seem interesting.

>>7623514

Sorry but Butler Meiling is vastly superior.

>>7623518
but Koakuma is the scarlet devil.

>>7621428

>>7623476
damn it

>>7623549
Everybody in that mansion is the scarlet devil.
Except for Sakuya she is the only person who doesn't wear red.

>>7623518
That was an interesting doujin but I didn't really agree with it all that much.

>>7623635

I didn't either, but it's still a fun idea to toss around.

Meiling's ass is a lethal weapon

>>7625512

The deadliest.

A dyke will never give me a good whacking. fuck

You will never ride into the sunset with your perfect chinese girl.

I love a girl in uniform.

>>7625725

Not nearly enough uniformed Meiling.

Would you be sad if something happened to China?

>>7625743
Requesting uninformed Meiling.

>>7625789

There's practically nothing. Dayum shame too.

>>7625774

Bah, it'd take more than that to take Meiling out of commission.