/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Y U DO THIS?

Arigatou, Anon-kun.

STOP ZA BIMBOGAMI

>2011
>Having sex

>>7619337
>he doesn't have sex on a regular basis
>laughing/a/.jpg

Meh.

Dont worry OP!
I already have every STD you can get from spending 12 hours a day in a gloryhole stall.

I'm never going to have any sorts of sexual relations though.

i love having sex with my new girlfriend, what about ya?

Thanks, OP. I hope this becomes our new daily dose!

Sexual intercourse? With whom?

>>7619360
That's too slutty, Anon.

>>7619417
With your girlfriend, of course! Don't be shy, I know you've got one. Everyone has one!

>>7619348
>on /jp/
>thinks having sex is important
JK, I'm going to sleep soon so I don't have time to bite.

Actually, I've never had sex without a condom

It's almost like another level of virginity,

>>7619423

They do? I must be behind the loop. But I'm on the wizard path so I can't have one.

That feel when I'm browsing /jp/ in bed with my gf and see this thread

>>7619417
I..I can be your girlfiend..
If its you i dont mind~

>>7619314
I always wear a condom when I rape my loli. Don't want to leave a DNA sample quite so easily.

>>7619314
Sorry random anon, I for one will not succumb to the dark pleasures of this mortal plane. I plan to live my life as a pure maiden and will not be corrupted by the likes of you!

>>7619448

>girlfiend

>girlfiend

>girl

>fiend

>FIEND

>>7619459
Be quiet you!
I was trying to get him to sign a contract~

>>7619459
Accurate representation of women once they get their hooks into you.

i wanna cry

Thanks, but not needed. I only do virgin males

>>7619459
My girlfiend

But my hand is healthy

Why isn't there an STD that turns you into a cute girl? I'd go out and have sex all the time if that was a thing.

>>7619477

Are you the one trying to stop all future wizards?

See. This is why revenants are th ebest sexual partners. Since they're undead very few STDs can keep a hold in their systems.

>>7619447
well, I , um, you see, err...
I need to ask you something...

IQDB failed me...

I guess its a good thing STD's exists..
If there were no STD's i would be such a massive cumslut i would never get anything done.

I would gladly be /jp/-sans personal cumbucketo though.

>>7619536
>I would gladly be /jp/-sans personal cumbucketo though
you sure?

But I like it when he comes inside.

picked up 2 STDs from jp girls. If the radiation doesn't kill you the STDs will.

>>7619599
Quite sure.
None of you people ever go outside so the chances of getting STD's with a /jp/er is pretty low.

Also we alll share the same interests and so on..
And i dont think a /jp/ person would be mean enough to hurt me~

>>7619622
I would.

>>7619619
Stop trying to sex up Okuu, man. That ain't healthy.

>>7619622
Unless you wanted them to, of course.

>>7619622

Why do you want to be a cumbucket though? That's so lewd.

>>7619641
Because i want to be the lewdest.

>>7619647
Thank goodness you weren't born female.

>>7619647

I see. Good luck with that. I wouldn't want a life like that but that's just me.

but not cumming inside isn't fun
i rather have sex with girls i know have no disease

>>7619622
I'd only penetrate you to get my stick all moist from fellow jpers seed.
Plus, it's more like we should be the ones worried about getting STDs from you, manslut.

>>7619717
Dont worry about that~
I am a pure pure maiden myself!