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7611758 No.7611758 [Reply] [Original]

Did you know if the earth was 5 inches closer to the sun we would all burn up and if it were 5 inches further out we would freeze? God is great isn't he.

>> No.7611764

So you're saying if we get all the people in China to jump and land simultaneously we can end this global warming bullshit?

>> No.7611773

>>7611758
If that was the case, we wouldn't live on this planet. That's why all the other planets are devoid of life.
That's just probability that there is one rock with life.

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>>7611758

>> No.7611771

>>7611758
They see me trollin'

>> No.7611786

but op then why arent the other plantes on fire

>> No.7611788

Actually, the earths rotation around the sun isnt perfectly circular, which means that we sometimes during the year actually are a few inches closer/further away.

>> No.7611790

>>7611758
It's true. That's why the Earth's orbit is a perfect circle.

>> No.7611795

>>7611764
No, because if you jumped more than 5 inches you'd just burst into flames.

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>> No.7611802

>>7611788
You mean millions of kilometers, right?

>> No.7611812

>>7611802
>Okay thats cool and alll but dont ever comment on my wah wah wah
What the fuck

>> No.7611817

>>7611812
3DPD man.

>> No.7611816

>>7611812
Bitches and whores, I know.

>> No.7611829

Someone needs to move the earth closer to the sun so this nightmare can end.

>> No.7611831

>implying scientists haven't hypothesized the possibility of life on both venus and mars in the past

-9000/10

>> No.7611842

>>7611796

dat bitch mad

>> No.7611850

>>7611758
Did you know you are fucking retarded?
Earth gets kilometers closer/further to the sun due to the orbit being elliptic.

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<---This

>> No.7611860

>>7611812

>Like: 2 people

Wow ... I'm literally ashamed right now for being part of the same species as those people

>> No.7611862

buttangry_kepler.png

>> No.7611865

Did you know: The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.

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>>7611865

>> No.7611903

>>7611865
Looks like I got to start buying lottery tickets more often.

>> No.7611904

>>7611860
women aren't humans.

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