/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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"head" bagger at Krogers. Shit sucks and I get paid less (see .20 above minimum wage vs $13 an hour) than the retards that have been working for 10+ years despite doing 3x the work and training everyone new but I need to pay for my figures and college somehow.

ん／あ

I make pizzas.
Don't get a job, /jp/, they're bad.

Moderating some cosplayboards and being cute.

Home guard

I'm expecting to be hired in a "wave" of applicants to a sporting goods warehouse in the summer before my first year of university. The pay is adequate, something like 14 and change Canadian Dollars if I'm working in a line, or 16 and change if I work on the actual shipping floor. Luckily, I've been lifting lately; I think, if I can deadlift 225lbs, I can stack boxes that weigh a fraction of that for a whole day.

When / if I get payed, the first thing I'll probably do is buy a figure. I'm leaning towards one of Chen.

software developer. makin dat cash

NEET.

I get ten cents for every thread I report.

>>7607867

You must be a millionare by now.

Professional /jp/ poster.

Home security guard.

I do office bullshit at toyota.
Actually i'm on /jp/ to research how to target hatsune miku fans.
I've determined you all love dicks, which we've tried to cater to subtly with our last two ads.

>>7607887
If I cut your heart out, could you see how cold and black it is.

Full-time imageboard shitposter.

research assistant

being paid to surf the internet is surprisingly boring

>>7607887
10/10

On a serious note, I'm basically a zoo people janitor. Because of /a/ and /jp/, I actually look out for cute lolis now, but I'm not really attracted to them.

Can't get one.

I sit on /jp/ until around mid day where I'm too tired. Then I sleep, wake up and repeat.

I'm not really sure if you could call it a job, but I do cynical studies for money.

Basically I'm a drug guinea pig

>>7607922
>zoo people
people zoo?

>>7607930
>cynical studies
At least you've come to the right board

coast guard

3d animation
i do not recommend it if you value your wrists
also massive competition

Try working at an elementary school and rape some children, then get caught. You get loli, state sponsored confinement, and as many dicks and motivation you need to open the portal to the Gensokyo.
The dream come true.

Tech support for one of the biggest amusement park chains corporations in America's east coast. I basically sit around playing Touhou and browsing /jp/ until a problem crops up, don't have to talk to people much either which is good for my social retardation

>>7607980
If you go to prison for raping children you'll get a trip to Gensokyo free of charge.

I teach high school history.
Don't go into teaching, shit hours, have to deal with annoying kids and parents, and you get paid next to nothing.

Had an interview this morning and failed terribly but that's okay I don't think I'd want to wake up at 5 in the morning to move boxes. I think my father is really pissed off or something and asked the nearest convenience store to give me a something, which I am doing right now.

>>7607972
Yeah, my experience with 3d was studying it for 2 years then looking at the portfolios of people who cannot find work and realizing "Well, that was a waste of time"

I work at a gym

To people who need work: ask all family members. You might be surprised...

Feels good, 90k$ yearly CS job out of university

i work underground at a four diamond hotel

>>7607887
I applied to Toyota's Los Angeles office, and the fuckers only sent me an auto response. Seems like the only way you can get a decent job with them is either to be scalped out or know someone in the company. Either way, fuck you.

I work at the worlds largest library as a security guard.

Easiest job in the world. Sadly, I have yet to find Patchouli roaming around here.

>>7608025
>all my family lives in a 3rd world shit hole
>dad is construction superintendent, doesn't see me as able to take a job with him
>mom sells shit on ebay
>I studied business admin, no one wants to give me fucking time of day
>all my friend went into a hard science/ engineering, found $60k+ jobs waiting for them before graduating

pic related

>>7608025
I only have my mother and contact with other distant family members was lost long ago. Well, it wasn't very firm to begin with.

Video/Sound Editor.
Pay's pretty decent, Don't really have to go out for it or anything unless I'm called to go to a shoot for whatever reason.

Only thing that sucks is that I have to deal with rap.
Lots and lots of shitty "up and coming" rappers.

>>7608198
>3rd world shit hole
>$60k+ jobs
You don't know shit about 3rd world shit holes, man.

>>7608025
>all my extended family lives in a 3rd world shit hole
>dad is construction superintendent, doesn't see me as able to take a job with him
>mom sells shit on ebay
>I studied business admin, no one wants to give me fucking time of day
>all my friend went into a hard science/ engineering, found $60k+ jobs waiting for them before graduating

pic related

intern at a big software/electronics company

>>7608198

You think that's bad? I went to college after high school while my buddy went in to the government after he got out. He started out at the bottom as a DHS fag. 4 years later I get pulled over by him. The bastard is a cop now. I still don't know how his fat ass became a federal cop while I have no job to speak of after college.

Fuck life.

Dick sucker extraordinaire.

Counselor.

Never worked a day in my life, and I'm 19 years old. Getting a job will be a problem with no experience at anything, and being socially arkward.

>>7608287
learn a computer

Welder, a real mans job....still can weld a portal to gensokyo ;_;

Welder, a real mans job....still can't weld a portal to gensokyo ;_;

>>7608461
Can you make a power rack?

Night Audit. It's one of the best jobs ever. Do nothing for 8 hours, get paid for it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_auditor

I surf the internet at work, read books, and they're easy to find jobs because nobody wants to work a graveyard shift from 11pm to 7am but we're abnormal people who have no friends anyway, sleeping during the day is no problem for us.

Just call up every hotel/motel in your local phone book and say "I'm looking for a job as a night audit."

Full time English teacher at a high school in Japan

>>7608287
1. Get Mcjob
2. Work there for 6-12 months
3. Start applying for other slightly better jobs you are interested in (or would prefer over Mcjob)
4. In the case that you do need to support yourself completely, realize that Mcjob doesn't usually cut it and go to a trade school/vocational college (while still working Mcjob).

Plus if you look there are a decent amount of jobs people don't think about much that take hardly any skills. Like working the counter at a net cafe or being a ticket checker at a train station or babysitting handicapped kids.

>>7608487
>nobody wants to work a graveyard shift
Not a whole lot of meth in your part of the world, I take it....

i currently have a project based art job but after that's done i'm going to be jobless again
one of my mom's friends says she can get me a job at the local hilton but i'll be either a bellboy or a janitor and i'm not sure that's where i want to go yet

>>7608287
You still have time. I'm 26.

i work at a hotel-bar in amsterdam where u can smoke weed in the rooms... i can surf the net all day. smoke weed, even drink if i want to (and get my job done). play all music i like and watch anime. beautiful female hotel guests all the time (no im not fat ^^) plus all sorts of interesting ppl that come thru every week. besides the rather low pay for amsterdam standards couldnt think of a better job right now

>>7608530
Get the fuck out.

>>7608530
Neger.

CS major, 2nd year working at microsoft right now for 85k a year.

Junior Assistant Breast Inspector

>>7608530
you're not supposed to be on this site from your country
>>7608562
gb2/b/

>>7608530
>u can smoke weed

Fucking leftists.

Reimu armpit taster.

>>7608489
>>7607999
>>7607918
Well, at least 3 people on /jp/ to look up.
When I'm done with my studies maybe i make up for the pedagogy-part that i require to be a full teacher. maybe...

>>7608677
The usage of central nervous system stimulants is far more traditionally anchored than what the current Left/Right dichotomy believes.

Professional toker.

manager at subway

>>7608719
3 cheeseburger, 1 pommes frittes and a middle coke please.

>>7608726

You are the reason I've sworn to myself never to get a job at a fast food place.

>>7608726
I don't even know what a "pommes frittes" is.

>>7608744
You probably name it "french fries".
>French fries are known as frites, patates frites or pommes frites in French

>>7608753
We call them "Freedom Fries" over here in America.

Work at an arcade inside the local casino resort, so the parents have somewhere to dump their kids while they drink and gamble away their college funds.
It's a thankless, demeaning job, but it's all I could get.

jobless atm
but last job I had was in a cosmetic shop.

>mfw what women buy all

>>7608756
Then: 1 freedom fries, 3 liberty burgers and a middle justice coke

>>7608763
Are your "medium" sizes fucking huge overseas too?
Here in the States, a Large is, like over a goddamn quart.

>>7608763
Are the "middle" sizes goddamned gigantic there, too?
A large is, like, almost two liters here in the states.

>>7608767

but in the States, half the volume inside the drink is ice anyway.

And what ever happened to all the 64 fl. oz. extra large cups that used to be everywhere?

>>7608760
Any make-up tips, honey?

unemployed since graduation in december

interview later today (pc tech), another interview friday (REAL ENGINEERING POSITION)

I thought being a NEET would be awesome, and it would be, if I had money. Honestly, I really enjoyed doing a lot of nothing back when funded by student loans.

I'm in Gensokyo, providing sexual favors to sexually starved touhous. For a small fee each time of course.

>>7608774
Alive and well here in MN.
(Sorry, didn't use metric in deleted post. Where are my manners?)
It's not bad if you ask for no ice. In fast-food-speak, NO ICE seems to mean "Not too much, just enough to fill the bottom."

>>7608773
A middle one are mostly 0.5l.
Big - don't know, never bought one. But i guess it's like 0.7l or somehing.

>>7608776
not realy
I was the cashier, but I remember some funny moments where some girls asked me what vaginal shampoos are the best for cleaning inside and around the pussy lipps.


and to make it more funny 1 time it was a grandma

>>7608487
Does applying for something like this require previous work experience? I only want to work for a few months to buy shit I want and then go back to being NEET. But, I can't find any jobs that require no work experience. Every job I've looked at tells you "e-mail your resume here". What the fuck am I supposed to e-mail if I never worked in my life?

I consider myself unemployed but when I need money I get it by doing freelance writing and photography and by selling antique cameras.

>>7607798
Pediatric Gynecologist

>>7608792
skills
desirable personality traits
education

holy shit my captcha

>>7608804
None
N/A
High School

Aircraft Electrician.

>>7608816
Your resume is already looking better than mine, I don't even have a high school education.
がんばって

>>7608816
well, at least you have high school

ameritards are finding it harder and harder to get high school diplomas, while the curriculum is still ridiculously easy

I think my sister's graduating class this year had a graduation rate of like 60-70% (when you count the drops since freshman year)

also http://lifehacker.com/5720706/how-do-i-get-a-job-when-i-have-no-relevant-experience

>>7608827
>>7608824
Fuck getting a job. I'll find other ways to make money.

Professor at a business school.

I'm at university full time, I can only work fridays or weekends. I've gotten a few job offers from call centres but I can't make the minimum required hours... I'll probably graduate in 3 months but every day I get slightly deeper into debt...

>>7608889
its ok xD jus get a job and a girlfriend and a car and get marry and ur good u have education ^-^

>>7608845
kaiji, so moe~

Used to work for a PMC.

Living from my savings now and doing the neet thing.

Part time job at Best Buy while I take classes full time.

Easymodo mechanic, get $60 an hour when working on the actual repairs.

Used to write stuff for magazines, quit since being freelance wasn't reliable source of income.
Carpenter, that includes doing stuff like tiling, roofs and whatever else too. Making 14 euros an hour it's not too bad, but it'd be nice to do something different.'

Hell. Maybe I'll try my luck and go to army to become a pilot.

Used to write stuff for magazines, quit since being freelance wasn't reliable source of income.
Currently carpenter, that includes doing stuff like tiling, roofs and whatever else too. Making 14 euros an hour it's not too bad, but it'd be nice to do something different.

Hell. Maybe I'll try my luck and go to army to become a pilot.

Car engineer.

Combat Observation Lasing Team, Section Chief, in the Army. I move with snipers and scout teams to designate large or high value targets for precision artillery or air strikes... I don't really make much money, but I pretty much get paid to stay healthy and fit.

I'm doing an unpaid internship at an elemantary school right now. Shit is easy as fuck but the children tend to be clingy and annoying.

>>7609057
>giving a pedophile a job at an elementary school

>>7609086
>Not going back to /v/

>>7609090
>I've been browsing /jp/ for years

Software developer.

>>7608162
like 80% of the people who work there are actually hired/employed by outside vendors. Their actual employees are pretty much permanent fixtures.

Professional model.

>>7609094
I have been browsing 4chan since 2001

>>7609167
been browsing 4chan since it was a bbs board in the early 90s and it was run by moots father. my father knew his father and it's a family tradition.

>>7607798
I work for [DATA EXPUNGED] health insurance company. I don't actually deal with anything related to health insurance. I help people who are on medicare get onto a government program to pay their medicare premiums.

The united states government literally pays [REDACTED] to sign people up for a program to have the government give them on average 100 dollars a month.

The worst part is that my job consists of creating small tragedies all across the country for eight hours a day five days a week. Most states have an income/asset limit. Single people have to make less that $1246 dollars a month in gross income and have less than 6680 in assets. So every day I end up denying old and disabled people help for being even just a dollar over... I had to disqualify someone for being fifty cents over the stupid limits.

Even when I do qualify someone it really does nothing to change the systemic problems of capitalism that keep people stuck in poverty. Every day i talk to people with thousands of dollars of medical bills they cant pay and [DATA EXPUNGED] health insurance company decides to just stop covering peoples drugs all the damn time.

This is my existential crisis, my job.

>>7608932
I really hate mechanics. They always want to foist come crap on me. And because i can't into cars i'm really helples at this kind of situations. Every time i get a bill from my car mechanic i consider which percentage of this fucking high bill would actually be a fair price for the cost of material and cost of the "performance" they did. I bet It's around 20%.

Japanese convenience store as a cashier/stocker. It's not a bad job, and having money is nice.

/jp/ - Blog/General

>>7610172
/jp/ - /v/a/b/ users wonder in days late to complain about the state of the board.

I grew up in a orphanage myself, and 5 years ago at the age of 18 they threw me out and decided i had to get a job to pay for my new house.

And since all i am good for is standing around looking scary i ended up getting a job as a doorguard at a richkid club.

Tech support.

Student trying to get autism money.

Part time librarian. Dunno if I want to go to school for an MLS though. But I have no idea what else to do with my life so whatever.

I'm drive 18-wheelers, short-range routes mostly and can always return home everyday.

I lazily drive my Volvo FH-16 (with automatic gearbox and a shit-ton of equipment) while having my mobile-phone connected to the head-unit, blasting the /jp/ music stream through the speakers. When it works.

Junior Lawyer

Got an interview tomorrow @ 'Arbys'. I'm 19 an have been unemployed for the past month after moving. I look like I'm about 16 years old which makes it hard for people to take me seriously when I apply. I do like the shocked reaction on there face when they realize that I've had 3 previous jobs and have been working for a long time.

Seriously /jp/ working fucking sucks and should be avoided for as long as possible.

>>7608025
My grandmother hired me because she was the district manager for some retail distribution company, 2 years later someone figured it out and I got fired.

I'm finishing my engineering studies, but once I worked constructing scenarios for concerts.

>>7607798
I'm a mad scientist.

121st Grand Dragon of the KKK

Assistant School Grounds Keeper.
Full time, decent pay, and it's almost like not working as at least half the time each day is just sitting around doing nothing.

Graphic designer.

I help around the house for a living.

Best Buy reporting in. I research stock count variances. I do the vast majority of my work prior to the store opening, and spend the remainder of my shift locked in the sales development room. I rarely have any interaction with anybody, besides sending out passive aggressive emails once in a while.

At the very least, the shifts are great (5AM-1PM) and I make enough to pay for my shitty interests.

Waging war in Tajikistan, ridding the world of foul beasts and the undead. Commanding troops all over the world, conquesting russian territory and taking care of my pets. Everyday is so busy.

Work in fresh produce at grocery store. I've only been getting 4 hours a week so I almost feel like I don't have a job. Its the first job I ever had really, and I only started six months or so ago and I'm 24. Oh well.

starting monday I am an Instrumentation engineer at a local engineering firm. graduate from uni on friday. fun times.

>>7607798

I'm a Sr. Test Engineer at F5 Networks...

It pays the bills quite well, and allows me to dig myself ever deeper into the odd lifestyle of spending money on pervert shit and liking things that most others would find distasteful.

>>7611411
Anyone over at F5 in need of a junior network administrator?
I'm out of a job in a month and a half ;_;

>>7611653

Check the careers section of the site... We have a pile of positions open for various jobs around the world.

>>7612102
Yeah, I checked. Seems like the only IT openings are Sr/Mgr positions in the Seattle location, but sadly my systems administration skills are weak, and not Windows-based.
Oh well

Im 20, no job,no connections, no exp,etc, i did a ton of apps but never got a call back even after bothering them over the phone,going in to talk with the manger, etc. Is their a easy job with easy work and no talking involved?

Anime/Hobby shop. Working part time every other day.

Library crew. Still in school though but working in a governmental library at the same time.

>>7608177
Guard that LoC.

Maid Cafe event director, freelance web designer / developer and 2d (chibi) illustrator.
...at least that's what I want to do and I'm not progressing ;_;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2LA1bXBFbs

>>7612102
Silly me, not even smart enough to work with a few forms of a careers page. I guess there's openings for NSE IIs... which, barring the "having to communicate with customers" doesn't seem too bad.

You have any opinions on the position? Or do you not know/care?

Bail bonds. I get carded all the time at jails because no one believes I'm old enough to be a bailbondsman, though.

>>7612220
What are the requirements for librarian in Canada? You need a masters in the US for some reason, I might move to the Great Frozen North if it's easier there.

>>7612267
MLIS as well. Depends on the positions, I guess. If you want to be a departmental head / admin staff / head of a university library's subject etc then you'd need the MLIS, for a lot of other positions you can just get a library technician diploma from a college.

Drug Dealer.

Server at a shitty Japanese restraunt in a gay part of town. Shit sucks.

>>7612280
Well damn. I'm hoping for some private library or archivist job, guess those would want an MLS as well. Over here you can start the masters program with any sort of bachelor's degree. Is it the same up there?

>>7607999

Mr. Shields?

>>7612284
Private libraries might be different since they aren't as strict about rules. I know we went to visit a bunch of different libraries and the national bank and some law officies, for example, have library techs working there as well. And yeah, any bachelors will do I think (for the masters)

After I did some military service, I came home and won the lottery.

After paying my student loans in full, I got a job at a restaurant as a waiter where a friend of mine works, and work there still.

In between shifts we smoke blunts behind the place. And I'm an active VN player and Anime watcher.

>>7611411
how do you configure a load balancer to do application-layer probing through LDAP instead of just TCP? My eDirectory instances keep fucking up but the server still responds to pings so it doesn't get taken out of the pool.

>>7612294
Hm, I guess that gives me a lot of options. Dunno if I should go for something potential useful (CS maybe?) or just something easy/interesting for bachelor's.

I work in an Alaska art and history museum

Nielsen. I stare at a glowing square interpreting research data and transcribing it to a computer for $8.50 an hour. It's much less prestigious than it sounds, but you are being paid to perform your duties, and socialization is something you aren't expected to do.

It's /jp/'s ideal job, but it's only in one location nationwide.

>>7607821
I used to work at Krogers. Shit sucks.

Now I get paid to shitpost on /jp/ all night.

>>7608562

besides dick length im as white as they come, u mad jelly huh? ^^

>>7613256
Bro that was like, a day ago.
He probably didn't mean it.
Let it go.