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You sexy wet dog, you.

rub it

Ok so she appears to have no torso and might just be legs with a floating upper body.

>>7605977

So it's the MegaMan 8 version of Momizi.

>>7605967

Woof?

>>7605986
Seems like it.

>>7605950
>>7605967
>>7605972
>>7605986

Why is large breasted Momiji so sexy?

I bet it has to do with the large breasts

>>7606019
I like big tits. I think every touhou look great with them.

>>7606019

I think you nailed it.

Now you just have to do the same to her.

>>7606024

I can dig that. I think it looks best when ones not normally depicted as busty are very much so (as in, not the hags).

>>7606031

I am glad I='m not the only one that thinks this.

Wow where the fuck did that equals sign come from.

I don't much care for those humongous breasts on my Touhous, but to each their own.

>>7605986
And now I can't get the image of Momiji with Sword Man's voice out of my head.

>>7606048

Impressive.

>>7606019

Well... it has been suggested that humans consider breasts attractive because they resemble buttocks. Apparently it is a vestigal trait carried over from how four-legged animals tend to sniff the female's rear end to sense whether she is in heat. Now since humans have long since gone bipedal and lost our once decent sense of smell, that attention has moved to the breasts since - to our basest sense of pattern recognition - they roughly resemble buttocks, and are closer to face height.
Just a theory, but still a theory.

Anyways, point is if the theory is correct, by finding large-breasted Momiji attractive we're sort of closing the circle by going back to the theme of dogs sniffing each others butts.

>>7606048
>Hey, Momiji, could you run and grab some film for me?
>I'LL DOO MY BEST!
>...whuh?

Kyouko sums up my feelings on this one.

>>7606064

Huh. I always just figured larger breasts were a bigger sign of potential motherhood and thus carried the fertility appeal.

>>7606104

Kyouko is a fish speaker?

I'd read that over Brian Herbert any day.

>>7606122

More likely, but that theory explains more what function breasts that remain more or less the same size and shape throughout adult life (rather than growing and shrinking depending on proper season and fertility) serve to humans socially. It doesn't explain how the trait has evolved rather suddenly in humans.

But then again, heard lots of theories on the theme. Including on speculating that breasts aren't directly sexual, but only considered attractive because larger breasts = more body fat = better chance to survive harsh times = must've had plenty to eat = good social standing.
Considering the chest area is an erogenous zone for both sexes, not giving much for that theory, though.

But I'm neither a biologist nor a sociologist. Just recounting articles from decade-old issues of Science Illustrated.

Momiji is a fine example of selective breeding by expert dog breeders.

>>7606226
She's the most excellent guard dog around. Nothing gets past her keen senses.

>>7606239

Well... almost nothing.

Maybe she can sense her, but she can't catch her unless she wishes to be caught.

I prefer my Momiji small chested.

Also in a swimsuit.

>>7606312
More or less. If Aya comes to lick her, Momiji'll barely have time to realize she's coming before Aya starts lapping up her face.

>>7606330

That's a curious thought there. The somewhat Osaka-esque horror of suddenly feeling a big juicy lick on your face when there is absolutely nobody there.

too busty, OP

This is better

Very shapely for a wolf, wouldn't you say?

Hmm. Wet dog.

Though in all fairness, there are far fouler stenches than wet dog.

>>7606794
Yeah. Unbathed humans for instance.

>>7606794
Like Patchy

I do enjoy this thread

>>7606903
Don't talk shit about patchy!

Fit Momiji is best Momiji

I'm not sure why, but I also love big-breasted Momiji much more than flat Momiji.
It must be because of that white shirt.

>>7606999
The chubby librarian has a place. Just not here.

Busty wolves only

>>7607016
But then again, I also like big-breasted Momiji when she's not wearing her usual clothes (or none)... a mystery indeed.

>>7607026

Hmm. Posting the companion piece for the sake of cohesion.

>>7607026

I think many people like big-breasts Momizi with no clothes.

... and back up further the mountainside.

If Momiji pees on your carpet, should you rub her nose in it?

>>7607063
Too draconian a punishment.

This is more proper.

>>7607045
You piece of shit.

>>7607104

Interesting point of view there. The wolfpack is quite certain in its doings.
Always intrigued by point-of-view depictions of people being slaughtered, particularly by animals. Wouldn't be surprised if there are people on 4chan who wouldn't mind ending their days in a mess of cold, wet muzzles and gnashing canine jaws.

>>7607200
well, ideally I'd prefer my death to be more a personal, one on one situation for it to be properly intimate

>>7607207

>>7607200
Stop posting that picture!

>>7607219
My heart hurts a little....

>>7607100
>>7607063
This comes to mind.

>>7607226

Would you have a suggestion for an alternative, in the category of first person depictions of people being brutalized by wolves?

>>7607257
Um...no...but you post in in every last tengu thread!

>>7607257
This doesn't get posted nearly enough.

Or this.

>>7607292
I don't think Momiji is a vampire.

>>7607292
>>7607296
Augh! You're doing that on purpose!

>>7607301
The blood is just the appetizer. She's savoring the succulent dish that is Aya before she fully tears into her flesh, rendering her unrecognizable.

Cut that out and post more busty Momiji.

>>7607307
Momiji hates Aya though. I'm only showing you the harsh truth.

>>7607327
Whatever, man.

>>7607321

Hmm. Starting to run dry.

>>7607339
Looks like she's about to take Aya down with a tackle and go for the neck.

What a hot bitch.

>>7607354
...no, it does not. Not even remotely.

You've got guts, barging into a wolf tengu's room like that.

>>7607356

Hmm. That took longer than it usually does.

>>7607371
But I live here...

>>7607389
It's still HER ROOM, you dimwit! You don't just barge into a girl's room without warning, even if you live in the same house!

>>7607389
>>7607406

Oh god, shut up.

>>7607406
You say that like I've never done it before.

>>7607406

Very true, but Momiji is also a soldier and a wolf.
She's probably doesn't need much privacy.

>>7607498
That's an incredibly rude and insensitive thing to just assume, you know.

I bet she's probably the 3rd or 4th softest touhou

>>7607522

There are no secrets in the wolf pack.

>>7607540
You wouldn't molest Momiji.
...right?

>>7607605
...not past 2 anyway

>>7607605

Certainly not.

See >>7607104
>>7607200
>>7607292
>>7607296
>>7607354
for a number of rather convincing reasons not to.

>>7607600
I love it when she's drawn with a little bit of fang. I hope I'm not the only one.

>>7607605
That depends.

>>7607651

Rather prefer her with a full set of canine teeth, optionally with a couple of molars in the back for good measure.

>>7607733
You really like wolves and dogs and stuff, don't you?

>>7607742

Folklore, mythical creatures, animal spirits, animals. Yeah, they converge nicely.

>>7607631
There needs to be more alpha wolf Momiji.

>>7607801
I'd like that.

>>7607788
I see. You should remember that Momiji is a wolf TENGU, though, not a full wolf. It's not good to ignore half of what someone is.

>>7607841

Certainly. As said, the animal part comes in after three quarters of folklore.
Wolves don't usually live to be thousands of years old, instruct legendary heroes in martial arts, or compete at grandmaster level in dai shogi.

I really miss that Aya tripfriend. He always made image dump threads fun and lively. ;_;

>>7607873
I hear, man. I hear you so much.

It's late. Good night, /jp/.

>>7607873
If you didn't hear, he's taking a hiatus from /jp/. You can contact him through an email he left in the Archive and through formspring.

GOOOOODDD MOOOORNNNNINNGGG!!

>>7605950

Inumimi.

It's like having a pet dog and a girlfriend at the same time.