/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Truly a gift from god himself.

They're delicious.

>>7599761
Does God have a penis?

I want to taste one~

>>7599764
H-have you tasted one?

>>7599775
well no shit

Can't get enough of em.

>>7599780
But what would he use it for?

>>7599781
what do you think

I want you to kiss my womb with your throbbing penis

I like sucking them. I also had one in my butt last week. The guy jammed it in too fast so it hurt, but after couple minutes we tried it again and it actually felt good.

I love my penis. I don't know what I'd do without it.

>>7599790
I think you're a faggot.

>What I think about p◯n◯ses

I only like them if they are attached to Saten-san.

>>7599796
You stink.

They like to act up while I sleep.

In some ways it's nice but also annoying.

Delicious spear of flesh.

Better than the withered, slimy, beaten and disgusting prune that is a vagina.

I need to exercise mine here shortly

has anyone ever inserted something up their dickhole?

>>7599774

>>7599837
It hurts just thinking about that.

I-its not like i want your penis inside me or anything..

Does semen have a distinct taste, or does it differ from each man?

>>7599837
Do not try this. Seriously, don't.

>>7599837
How about another cock? Try inserting someone's cock inside your own.

>>7599869
Okay, anon. Confess.

I want to suck a /jp/ers penis until he fills my mouth with his thick milk.

>>7599875

>>7599873
It hurts like a motherfucker (and not like a pleasurable pain, no, it plain fucking hurts) just one millimeter inside.

>>7599881
Do you ever bleed from your cock?

I'm gay and have sucked my own cock plenty of times. It tastes great. I regularly fantasize about sucking someone else's dick which wuld porbalby be a mcuh more fun experience. maybe a young boy's or twink's. Someone who I ocinsidder a freind. I really want to suck a penis before I die. Preferably a /jp/er and not some normalfag scum♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

>>7599875
Do it!

>>7599866
It varies based on diet.

Fruit, especially pineapple, is said to make it taste much better, while meat makes it taste worse.

I can't really taste mine, but maybe I've just grown used to it.

What have you done to me, /jp/?

>>7599921
Mine doesn't really have much taste either. Ah well.

>>7599774
Why is it that you always appear in threads like these.
Such a lewd person.

>>7599938
Like most of us he also craves a good hard cock.
He is just a bit shy about it.

>>7599945
>Like most of us he also craves a good hard cock.
How much of /jp/ actually does?

Because I seriously do. I really want to suck a dick right now. It might be cuz I'm drunk though.

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>>7599950
I do. But I'm mainly interested in futa cock, so I might as well say I'm not interested in 3D cocks, since all 3D cocks are attached to males.

>>7599938
I-you, uhh hey shaddup! baaaka!

>>7599990
If you continue being like that, eventually I won't be able to hold myself back and will gently rape you.

>>7599989
3D futa is more disgusting than any 3D male could be that isn't bara.

2D cock is absolutely godly though. Times like these I wish /jp/ wasn't sfw.

They're gay.

>>7600000
Please delete this post.

>>7600001
I wonder, how does one gently rape someone?
I suppose its possible.

>>7600008
Tie her up. You can be as gentle as you like.

>>7599998
>3D futa is more disgusting
3D futa does not exist. You're misusing the term in some way (and no, those freaks who through some unfortunate mutation were born with something resembling both genitals don't count).

>>7600011
He just uses 3d for ALL 3d, not just real-life.

>>7600016
People actually fap to that shit? I thought it was just people with useless 3D design degrees circlejerking over the fact that they can make porn too.

>>7600021
...you know, there are much worse things to get turned on by. after I learned about scat nothing seems to surprise me, and nothing should surprise you either.

>>7600000
gb2/vp/

3DCG futa exists?

>>7600029
Hurr durr.

>>7600035
get baaack

>>7600033
Yes, why?

>>7600011
Okay. Shemales are disgusting. Traps are okay. Boys are nice. All 3D goes without saying though when compared to 2D

>>7600044
passable traps are shemales though... if you want to jerk off to a guy dressed like a girl which is 3d then it's all called shemale even if they don't have breast implants. there is per operation where they still have a dick and they're delicious and post operation where you vomit when you look at mutilated penis.

>>7600063
I've only ever heard shemale been used about guys who have at least gotten breast implants, but not yet removed their penis.

>>7600063
You know what I mean asshole.

>>7600008
w-would you gently rape me, onii-chan? A-ah, I am your biggest fan..

>>7600074
why don't you like guys who get breast implants if they're completely passable they're even better "traps".

>another thread about penis
>270 posts and 150 image replies omitted

never change /jp/

>>7600089
Breast implants are not attractive at all. And for most people, shemale implies some ugly Brazilian slut who neither looks male or female.

>>7600095
proving once again that everyone here is a little girl by heart.

>>7600076
Behave young maiden! You should be sleeping at this hour.

>>7600106
This.

Most shemales seem to be men who were too manly to trap, surgery hasn't helped.

>>7600106
Ladyboy is better than Shemale

>>7600124
Its like comparing 2 sacks of shit.
They are equally disgusting.

>>7600124
I agree, but ladyboys are almost exclusively really submissive and with tiny penises. So on the subject of sucking penises, they're not very relevant.

>>7600124
>>7600106
i don't know all the terms since i don't really fap to 3d porn often, but when i do all the guys crossdressing are called shemales, or ladyboys. just searching through regular (gay) stuff neither of them is crossdressing or it's just solo play.

>>7600000
>>7600030

>>7600134
Fuck off Madotsuki any those terms are both very offensive use newhalf instead.

>>7600089
>why don't you like guys who get breast implants
I'm gay and don't have a fetish for deformed crimes against nature.

>>7600106
You got it.

>>7600141
I find newhalf offensive, because it sounds fucking retarded.

>>7600145
it reminds me of newtype from gundam.

>>7600144
so you dislike when they act feminine too, or it's just operational stuff that's unpleasant?

>>7600155
You damn spacenoids and your fancy sexualities.

>>7600155
> when they act feminine too
What?

>it's just operational stuff that's unpleasant?
This is unpleasant for any person I'd imaginably meet.

>>7600106
I just got an idea
DICK IMPLANTS

>>7600144
That looks familiar source please.

>>7600193
I think that exists, and it's not pretty.

Just face it, if your penis is too small, you should settle for servicing someone with a bigger dick than you, instead of trying to deny the role nature has given you.

>>7600179
you said you dislike them because they're got breast implants. i asked if you also dislike when they're too feminine also. i know some gay men like their partners to be manly. i used the wrong word for the second part. instead of operational i should have said "or it's just when they've went through with surgery that's it's unpleasant."

>>7600193
>DICK IMPLANTS
I want many dicks. I can become a true tentacle monster that way.

>>7600198
>nature handing out homosexual roles

>>7600198
Fine..Time to get to work shaving my skinny legs and putting on a dress and stockings/pantyhose.

>Lonely /jp/er seeking another /jp/er with a large dick and open mind.

Happy?

Dicks are the miracle of the universe.

>>7600219
Well done. You handled this much better than me, who is on the opposite side, having a large dick and wanting the other role ;_;

You guys are so gay.

Also I'm more of a breast man.

>>7600205
> i asked if you also dislike when they're too feminine also
I have no idea because I don't know what it's like to be with somebody who is feminine, unless you mean histrionic-type people. I don't like those.

>or it's just when they've went through with surgery that's it's unpleasant.
Surgery of that kind is dishonorable.

wish mine's bigger

>>7600253
Put it in my mouth, it will get bigger.

Where do you live?

>>7600263
>Put it in my mouth, it will get bigger.

This is a really good post.

>>7600198
I'd love to be raped by a /jp/er with a small dick.
I don't want to feel pain in my first time.

>>7600275
But it's weird if his penis is smaller than yours.

>>7600282
Yep

There will be nothing but awkwardness unless you try to reassure him as much as possible that you don't truly mind...!

>>7600282
I don't care!
I just want to be raped.
Maybe he will not notice that my dick is bigger if I wear the right dress.

>>7600282
Getting raped by someone with a smaller penis than yours would be the worst.

>>7600240
>oh, water. you so wet!

No anon.
You are the waifu.

I think /jp/ would be less aggressive, if there was some IRC channel or daily hookup threads (self-contained) on /jp/ that were devoted entirely to hooking up with other /jp/ers.

Think about it, you could trade your dolls for icebreakers, and then play some hisoutensoku together, and then you could rape the shit out of eachother and suck dick all day long.

>>7600297
Actually, now that you say that, I've changed my mind. It would actually be awesome if he teased me about how I'm getting raped by a guy with a smaller penis.

>>7600306
how do you have intercourse over irc? it'd be better if it was on /jp/ otherwise people might get mistaken and think /jp/ is about something else.

>>7600306
Stop making it sound so appealing.
Luckily/sadly there's probably no one from my country here besides me.
I know iluvOP lives in a very nearby country though.
He made a mistake by revealing that on /jp/.

>>7600319
>how do you have intercourse over irc

Stick your dick into the monitor and invoke the computer spirits with it.

>>7600326
It would never work ;_; the social retardation levels are too high. Even my own, despite being so horny I'd suck any dick I'd have trouble forming raport enough with anyone to go through with it. I'd probably report and filter anyone who asked for my email, even though I wanted to. Such is the life of /jp/.

>penis thread
>100 posts

>>7600343
>Bang cock

This thread is now complete.

>>7600315
Oh god, you're right. That is pretty hot.

Although, I still would rather be the feminine guy with a tiny penis, getting teased about how I can't fulfill my duties as a man, and how I should just submit to the real men.

>>7600306
I can't do that!
Those chats are too fast! I'm too shy to engage in a fast paced conversation like that! What if I say something silly?
And it's not like I will ever meet a /jp/er with a small dick who lives near me, anyway.

>>7600341
>Love big throbbing dicks
>Be socially awkward
2 worst traits ever.
I know that feel.jpg

>>7600356
Are you implying that Idle Ragequit Chat is fast? Every channel /jp/-related I've ever been in, has had about 5 lines of text (total), that didn't involve people joining or quitting. Maybe it would be different if sex was involved.

>>7600368
what universe am i living in currently? why is white ren participating in this thread. i know his tripcode is public, but i've never seen someone use it in any manner like this thread. are you actually the original?

>>7600386
White Ren isn't just a person. White Ren is a concept. A way of life.

If I close my eyes and suck one of my fingers, it may taste like a penis.
I just need to use my imagination.

>>7600386
White Ren is an army.

>>7600306
This is such a good idea in theory

Why does the reality have to be so shitty?

>This thread.
I can't control myself, you guys are too lewd!
Why talking about penises with /jp/ is so exciting?

>>7600415
I don't wear elegant lady clothes, myself. But when I imagine some of the more polite /jp/ posters, I imagine them slender and smooth, they shave their whole bodies and fit into their little imported blue/white frilly underwear. I wanna get facefucked by a lewd anon, so hard.

>>7599841
>>7599863
Source?

>>7600306
/soc/ is ----->

>>7600470
>>>/r/ ----->

It almost makes me cry, knowing that my mouth will never be ravaged by a /jp/ers delicious cock.
Life seems less worth it every day.

/jp/ is getting consistently gayer, not that I'm complaining of course.

I would still rather do cute and loving things to a /jp/er. Hold hands, hug, gently kiss, blush and have fun times together falling deeply in love than to rape each other.

>>7600479
I think its a transitional thing depending on the current stage of the moon, the alignment of the planets and the time of the day.

There are times when /jp/ is much gayer and there are times when /jp/ actively gaybashes.

Oh man, this thread.

Penis is the way of life.

>>7600488
It's determined by the first few replies to a thread. If they are by cock-loving faggots the homophobes will feel disgusted and leave. And vice versa.

>>7600497
/jp/ has always been pretty gay though. A few months ago it was about loving men and taking care of /jp/ traps, now it is about getting raped. It's all more frequent now too.

>>7600470
http://www.maihentai.com/Main/doujinshi/migurui_2

>>7600505
yeah but it goes in cycles, if you think this is the first thread /jp/ has had about being raped you're sorely mistaken.

though I much prefer the reverse rape threads.

>>7600505
Once the 'I want to be the little girl' meme became well established as our credo, shit just got pushed farther and farther, and it seems to be moving at an exponential rate.

>>7600512
Yeah I know. There has just been a lot lately, or maybe I am just paying more attention.

>>7600517
Isn't peer pressure great.

>>7600517
That shit has been around since before the split.

stop pretending to oldfag.

>>7600530
>before the split.
Indeed. However, I'm not referencing the meme itself, but the taking to heart of said meme by THIS board. Anything pre-split is immaterial.
Stop questioning my credentials when you aren't understanding what I'm saying.

>>7600537
Nah you'll fuck up eventually.

>>7600549
I think the irony is you outing yourself as a newfriend.

Can we get back to delicious cock now please?

Would you guys suck any penis? Or just a penis from a fellow /jp/er?

>>7600561
Its a trick question, either way you're a filthy whore.

>>7600561
Probably only someone from /jp/. Being raped by a normal would be too degrading.

>>7600561
/jp/er only. Who would want to touch disgusting normalfags.

>>7600561
I would suck anything as long as it is cute.

>>7600561
Does he have a pixiv account ?
it's not like i wanted to subscribe to him or something....

>>7600561
I wouldn't suck normalfags.
Except from that, I think I would suck any cute penis.
I want someone from /jp/ to take my virginity, though.

>>7600506
Thanks.
Still need >>7599863

>>7600570
What do you call a cute penis?

I'd prefer to suck the cock of someone I knew had hobbies or experiences similar to my own, i.e. Touhou, Anime and other misc. Japanese things. But at this stage I'd gobble just about anything (except a niggers dick).

They look good inside of 2d loli.
And notice that I used plural.

As much as eating my own semen is pleasurable, I really want someone to blow a warm load into my mouth and down my throat. Being blown on the face with hot cum would also be awesome.

>>7600593
What if he had hobbies or experiences similar to your own?

>Shitposter+extraordinaire
Is this your new signature yo separate yourself from the impostors? Or just an excuse to bump wit blue text for vippers only?

>>7600610
I should go to sleep.

>>7600609
I think he was saying he would prefer it with people who shared similar hobbies.

I prefer more the sweetness of /jp/'s soul, it just so happens we share similar hobbies.

the only penis i love to HELL and back is my own
>MFW I'M SURROUNDED BY GAY GAY GAYS

i can't get them out of my head recently.

all i want to do is play with them and suck on them. to bad i haven't found any.

>>7600622
There's only one right sexual orientation - bisexual. Any other is close-minded and stupid.

>>7600589
I'm not sure, actually.
Any penis that isn't gross would do fine.
A normal-sized white penis, with a good phallic shape and a pink head would be the best.
Shaved balls are very important too. I don't want hair to get in my way when I'm licking his balls.

>>7600631
I agree. Hairy balls are gross. The smoother they are the more I want them in my mouth.

Personally I don't like penises.
I even try and avoid looking at my own most of the time.
This is also why I dislike blowjob or titfuck scenes; I don't like all the attention it gets.

>>7600641

Woah that was close!
I almost missed a penis discussion thread on /jp/! and these are my favourite threads.

>>7600633
you prolly like penis in your ass =__=
>mfw i'll be 70 years old without needing diapers cuz my anus won't be leaking to HELL and back (am implying it would if i were gay)

>>7600656
Leaking anus is a small price to pay for the pleasure of being cunner inside.

>>7600656
You do know that not all gays are into anal? I actually hear more anal related discussions from straights than from gays.

>>7600662
>implying those weren't closet GAY GAY GAYs

>>7600656
at this point no one cares. you've said it enough already don't. you claim not to be gay but love to hang out in these threads a lot. after the 50th time you've popped into any similar thread and said "durp i don't like it xD" everyone got the message you can leave.

This is such a lewd thread! you should all be..

..I like them long white and cut myself.
They look tasty that way~

>>7600676
lol y the HELL r u mad, you GAY GAY GAY?
captcha: nigger, it's dumb

>>7600686
everyone knows you're secretly gay. no one hangs out gay bars and complains about gays. there is a reason why you're naked in the bathroom with your ass hanging out of the stall.

>>7600705
>everyone knows you're secretly gay. no one hangs out gay bars and complains about gays.
unless you wanna troll to HELL and back
>there is a reason why you're naked in the bathroom with your ass hanging out of the stall.
stop puttin words and actions into my mouth, fagglet

>>7600705
Has anon ever drilled a hole in the stall of a public toilet and waited for some throbbing meat to poke through?

Remember, /jp/, penises in the real world are 3D.
Are you sure that you are gay enough to suck one?

>>7600713
> unless you wanna troll to HELL and back
You're just looking for a reason to be there.

>>7600714
definitely.

>>7600713
this entire thread is filled with nothing but replies about sucking dicks and fucking guys. why are you in here if you aren't a faggot yourself? no one is buying it, faggot. there is countless trip code users who don't appear in homoerotic threads, but you always manage to read these threads and complain. why are you such a closetfag, wtH?

>>7600641
I like penises, but I dislike my own too. I have this purple mark from my thumb due to too long edging sessions, some weird hard white skin on my foreskin which my dermatologist told me is scar tissue or something, and there's this bump along the underside of the shaft, which I can sometimes squeeze to get some white stuff out of, like a zit, just that it never goes away.

It's actually very problematic, I can't imagine myself fulfilling a /jp/ers need for cock, because I wouldn't want anyone to see it, much less put it in their mouth and feel every part of it with their tongue.

>>7600733
Doesn't sound too strange to me. Except the purple mark... take a picture and show us?

Also, it would hardly matter when you're being fucked in the mouth by it.

>>7600714
I thought about that many times... But it's too dangerous...
What if I get a disease? You should suck only clean penises.

>>7600719
THAT is the reason, you blind as HELL!

>>7600722
>there is countless trip code users who don't appear in homoerotic threads,
there's no way in HELL i'd jump off a cliff if they all did
>but you always manage to read these threads and complain.
i didn't read all of it cuz that's gay as HELL, just the OP post and the ones below my post

>>7600746
I read somewhere that in the gay community people were actually seeking out / risking sex with people with HIV, because the risk factor excited them more than anything, and with the treatment of drugs, a HIV infected person can live for at least 5+ years anyway. It may be possible they could claim benefits from being unable to work too.

I'd love to suck some stranger's dick in a dirty place. But if they had a dirty dick I'd walk away and probably spit on them.

>>7600752
It's alright, wtH-kun. You can be honest with yourself. I know it may be hard to cope with the fact you like cocks but denial isn't healthy.

>>7600759
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing

that's just hiv too. there is plenty of other diseases too. stds are a huge fear of my mine. i spent some time reading the health section on cragslist and the questions about std makes sex seem repulsive. it makes sense after reading the ads on that place.

there was an ad using all the most slutty language you can imagine. he wanted to be tortured, fucked by his dildos, tied up, blind folded, bareback sex, he wanted to be cummed inside, pissed inside, and lots more. i got the biggest erection reading it because his naughty language and the picture of him crossdressing, but after thinking about stds i lost it.

i sorely wished i could find a /jp/er like him who was clean.

This thread is disgusting. I'm out.

>>7600818
With a /jp/er you are probably safe.

We are all pure maidens afterall, most of us have never even touched another person since kindergarten.

>>7600744
The white, hard skin is the worst part, because it also feels uncomfortable unless I apply some moisturizer regularly, and I think it would ruin the experience of penetrating something. I really hope it goes away completely like the dermatologist promised.

Also, having just been to the bathroom, I confirmed that purple was an exaggeration. It's just a little dark. Still worries me, though, because I can feel it aching a little if I fap for too long.

>>7599866
>Does it differ from each man?

No, not really. There some people who would argue otherwise but anything from your body will taste a tiny bit different depending on what you eat, since that changes the composition of everything in your body. I don't understand the fascination of semen tasting with faggots.

I just fapped while imagining being sucked off by a cute /jp/er.

Urg, too bad I live in south-america. My chances of finding a /jp/er here are very slim

>>7601066
Well I'm here, but I hate anything other than white skin.

I kinda want to meet up with someone but there's no way anybody else would be willing to on here. Oh well.

>>7601007
What a coincidence. I just fapped while imagining sucking off a cute /jp/er.

>>7601165
Just try, you would be surprised

Mine is kind of cool even though it's weird. I don't really think about other penises.

>>7600722
>there is countless trip code users who don't appear in homoerotic threads
As a tripcode user myself it's entirely possible that they just post sans tripcode.

Man, sometimes I think I should really take a break from here. I'm letting you guys and your weird talk affect me too much.

something i cannot have ;_;

I shave everything and wear dresses and have sampled some normal penises, but would love to have some from /jp/ too.

>>7601168
Eh, why not.

Anybody near southeast Michigan?

>>7601513
Anyone can have a penis! Either you're born with one, or you're born with the ability to easily be able to convince someone with one to let you borrow it.

I would love to suck my friends dick.

Your /soc/ is leaking again.

I want to have my hands tied by shady Anon, and be his slave. To be pushed under his filthy desk in his bedroom and be trapped between the wall and Anon. It would be so humiliating to be forced to suck master's dick while he shitposts on /jp/ and listens to /jp/ radio, playing Touhou and getting every ending for his eroge. My tongue would glide around his ballsack until he made me suck his dick for hours and hours ;_;

That feel when your friend sucked your dick when you were 13 and you regret not returning the favor ;_;

I find dicks to be completely pig disgusting. I also however find vaginas to be just as disgusting. Only 2D love fills me with happiness.

>>7601588
What a coincidence. The space under my desk is just large enough to fit one person.

Damn you guys. The more time I spend here the more I want to taste one just to see what it's like.

>>7601617
;_; What's your dick like?

I dont like dicks but i sure would like a fellow jper to suck mine, and maybe some kisses and hugging afterwards because i like warm bodies after taking a cold shower

>>7601639
That /soc/ behavior is an insult to that trip.

>>7601642

I'm sure you are talking to the original.

>>7601645
Of course not, but that's not what he was implying.

Not that White Ren himself cares about the reputation of the trip.

>>7601648
There have been different White Ren's anyway. Hell I used his trip for a while to troll a while back when I remembered what it was. White Ren is just a slut at this point.

>>7601640
Personally I like bears, or traps. I wouldn't mind trying kissing with a guy, as long as he wasn't an asshole. Spooning and cuddles is always nice :3

Shocked no one is posting pictures of their dicks in this thread yet.

>>7601663
What a slut.

>>7601663
disgusting faggot.

>>7600717
Oh God please yes put it in my mouth

>>7601806
NO! I want the real thing, belonging to a /jp/sie.

Master... I'm thirsty...

>>7601827
Settle down, you fucking cumslut. Wait until your brother is finished, if he lets you have anything left.

White Ren secretly want a big, thick black dick up his ass.

>>7601873
i do i'm a little cumslut

This thread is wonderful

>>7601881
Gettin' a bit much there.

>>7601890

I don't like it. It's weakening my resolve.

Go to omegle or something you homos and go suck some guy's dick there.

So /jp/

Trap penis, or shota penis?

>>7601881
Share your email already or some other way to lust for your cock privately... and maybe arrange a meat up

So many worthless cumsluts on /jp/..

Saten-sama is proud of you all, and she hopes that you will all get a chance to suck on a big one soon~

>>7600095
What a prophet.

>>7601934

I don't want that to happen to me though.

>>7601927
How shota are we talking about?

For 3D, it also depends on the boy.

2D shota beats any 2D trap.

>>7601949
10 or 12

Or maybe even younger...

>>7601927
"trap" penis can be any size and shota penis can be larger than some adults penises too. not may subs want a small penis since they want their ass feeling sore and raped. there was small bit about penis size mid thread. whoever has the smaller one is the catcher.

>>7601947
Oh but you do..
She is able to sense your lust for dick, your lust is like a thick fog around you~

You cannot lie to her, she knows your secrets.

>>7601983

I can't let it take over me so easily or else I'll fail my love. I must be strong.

>>7601968
Disguesting.

It's not even worth being counter-factual. Every 3D at that age is absolute garbitch*, through and through.

Anything above age 15 seems safe enough.

When I think about it, I could say that 3D traps are garbitch as well. I've never met one, but you've got to be pretty histrionic to have such confidence! Being able to dress up as a woman and feel comfortable, I mean. I don't have time for disguesting people like that. 2D shall always rule in the respect of kindness and friendship.

*Garbitch is worse than garbage.

>>7601996
Can I put my head under your blanket and suck you off? Sexy NEET cat.

This thread and me being extremely horny created a moment of weakness for me and I almost gave in to lust for /jp/sie cock.
But after fapping a few times my weaker side was banished once more and I can again declare you all 3DPD.

>>7602002
No, I want to stay pure, especially for the sake of my boy friend.

Thanks anyway. I appreciate your offered hospitality. You are a good friend. ♥

>>7602002
(´・ω・｀)

>>7602002
Now you're trying too hard.

>>7602010
You'll never get sex by giving in to temptation. It's the reason so many people are time wasters on the internet.

>hurr im so horny i wanna fuck ur ass
>okay lets meet up
>im jerking off so hard urrhhhh im gonna cum
>nice, lets meet up...
>anon12345hornysexsex69 has gone offline

If you jerk off before making plans, you feel disgusted with yourself.

>>7602020
plenty of guys meetup and jerk off together. jerking off won't fill your asshole with a nice sized dick and leak cum inside you. even if you slap your cheek with a dildo it won't be warm and you won't feel degraded sucking on it like a popsicle as he calls you a slut.

>>7602002
I'd take you up on that offer.

>>7602020
I know, fapping is the best way to rid myself of such vile thoughts.
Such is my life, combating my primal side, dick in hand.
Merely another obstacle on the path to wizardry.

>>7601546
Yeah, I kinda figured as much.
Maybe one of these days...

>>7602056

Now that I think about it, maybe masturbation isn't so bad after all. It keeps me from doing stupid stuff.

>>7602061
But it also keeps you from feeling better pleasures.

I love penis threads.

>>7602071

Those better pleasures are temporary though. After the pleasure comes the horrible guilt.

Anybody in the Colorado Springs area? Thought I'd just see. =/

>>7602081
There's no reason it has to.

>>7602084

It doesn't necessarily have to, but it usually does arrive anyways. So now instead of cursing masturbation, I will praise it for helping me stay on my path.

>>7602084
I am deaf to your lies.
The path you offer me leads only to abyss.

>>7602081
Guilt has been beaten in your head by everyone telling you what you want/do is wrong and really in the end who decides right from wrong is you and you alone.

Don't let others judging you keep you from living, we on /jp/ support you!

>>7602084
I agree. If you find an anon who treats you right and has a delicious dick, there's no reason you can't continue the forbidden relationship.

I love my boyfriend's penis, and of course my own penis as well. I guess that I'd like many penises, but the reason why I love his is that it belongs to a person I love the most.

Also I don't want to brag but I know what the pleasure of being cummed inside feels like.

>>7602094

I've decided that from my own judgment, not by another person's. I don't care about their judgment, only my own. If you want to do it, that's fine but I don't want to get involved.

>>7602061
You must have very weak will, I've never needed to unload more than once a week. Try being less happy.

It always astounds me whenever I read that most people can't go a day without orgasming five times or something crazy like that. People are so lewd.

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>>7602104

I don't usually go five times a day. Usually it's more like four times a week. Still too much though, I think. It's probably because I have absolutely nothing to do.

>>7602104
Depending on what medication you take and how depressed you are, I agree. I think I've gone for like 2 weeks without jerking off, where as other days I've done it 4-5 times.

It depends how masculine anon is, because testosterone increases without fapping, in 7 day cycles, but also increases sex drive.

>>7602105
I wouldn't say it's rare, but half of the posters don't even belong on this board.

>>7602114
Am I depressed?

When I combined an SSRI with an anti-psychotic, I remember have full-on sexual dysfunction. Couldn't ejaculate no matter how hard I tried. I don't know why they call it a dysfunction, because it wasn't very fun.

>>7602099
I accepted long ago that such a situation is impossible for me in this life.
No man or woman could love me.
And without love, what meaning is there in sex?

>>7602077
Me too.

>>7602099

That's not exactly my ideal relationship.

>>7602140
I understand this to be a common problem of SSRI's, and my sister tells me Wellbutrin doesn't do that. Take that as you will, internet advice and all.

>>7602146
Don't give up anon! You'll find someone some day, just keep your eyes peeled for them. Just don't give up, you can do this!

No joke, just put your locations down in this thread and hook up, this thread is already bad enough. Can't get much worse. All it takes is one person to put their location for the others to cave in and do the same.

>>7601066
So...
Which country are you from? I also live in South-America...
Maybe we can... you know... meet each other or something.

>>7601927
Trap penis.

>>7602159
Welbutrin made me stay awake for 40+ hours. It's actually the only thing I've been prescribed which gave me any kind of result... Which is apparently abnormal?

>Psychiatrist: "Has X medication made an effect on anything?"
>"No."
>Psychiatrist: "What?! Really? That's strange. Here, combine it with Y."
Repeat for a few dozen times.

how many times are you going to reply and talk with yourself, sion? it's only ever you crying in these threads. when you get your daily ban for anime all your poor samefag replies get deleted in everyone of these threads.

i wonder why when you check easymodo it's always the shitposting retards who get banned regularly and their replies deleted in these threads?

>>7602166

Connecticut.

Colorado

>>7602189
I like his attitude. Fuck the Hippocratic Oath, if there's an opportunity to gather scientific data, the immediate consequences aren't particularly important.

>>7602217
Huh?

I wish I could pass myself off as a cute trap.
Too bad I'm hairy and a have muscular features..
Doesn't help that I'm short(5'7) as well and a spic in Texas.
I just wish to love a /jp/er tenderly but it is just a hopeless dream.

>>7602250
He was clearly using you to experiment with the effects of combining various types of medicine.

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XDD

>>7602257
>hairy
There's always hair removal.
>muscular features
Muscles don't necessarily have to be un-feminine. Whether you're big matters much more.
>short(5'7)
But that's a good thing.
>spic
Oh, I'm so sorry.

>Penis thread.

>>7602268
I doubt this very much because I was 14 when I started going to him. And every psychiatrist I've ever been to always combined stuff, anyway.

>>7602257
5'7 is not short, it's barely below average. Sucks that you're hairy though, I know that feel. Sucks even more that you have spic blood.

>>7602166
I already did though.

>>7602322
It's 5-6 inches below average for an adult male here. I'm 5'10 and people call me short.

Either way the other anon is right, being short is beneficial to being a trap.

>>7602083
I am actually, how interesting! I also enjoy cross dressing.

>>7602277
I don't blame you. I myself am I self hating spic.
Still it hurts man..
>>7602322
To me it's short. Sure I've seen people more shorter but I see more tall than short.
Yeah, it's pretty suffering. Goes to show you that even in /jp/ someone can be more fucked than the rest.

One time, I grew my hair long and dyed it blonde, then went to visit some old relatives with my brother.

They thought I was his girlfriend. I felt tingly for days. ( ´∀｀)

I'm very sure that I wouldn't make a good trap.

That feel when you have a very nice body for a trap and just shaved your legs for the first time a couple of days ago but nobody else is in your area and you probably shouldn't even be posing such /soc/ stuff on /jp/.

>>7602399
penis and gay sex is a legitimate /jp/ topic. where are you at?

>>7602429
It's a shame that /jp/ has gotten so lewd, though. I like dicks, but talking about them in such a manner is crass and unbecoming.

>>7602429
I know, but I still feel bad for posting my location.

>>7602435
That's what happens when you try to restrain yourself and be a pure little girl, everything just comes spilling out as soon as you start talking about it.

I'm grateful everyday of the fact that I have an uncut dick. My penis already looks a little weird (has a couple of weird birthmark dots on it and really veiny when I'm about to come) but it would look ten million times freakier if it were mutilated.

I WISH I could of met some of you when I was out trapping, I have a feeling none of you would try to kill me after finding out I had a penis. But then again most of /jp/ never leaves their rooms. It's a shame I will never meet another /jp/er and suck him off as he browses /jp/.

>>7602450
You quickly get used to it, often to the point you start finding uncut dicks bizarre.

>>7602444
I know, but it's still too vulgar. I want to be a perverted, slutty, penis-obsessed little girl only for the person I love, talking about dicks in the open like this is embrassing.

>>7602450
the best part about an uncut dick is all the smegma

My penis is not usable for sex unfortunately. It's uncut but it has this string of skin attatched to the head of my dick, making it unable to completely pull back the foreskin off my head.

I refuse surgery as well. Screw that. Not like I was getting laid anyway so it doesn't bother me that much.

I'm all for cock worshipping and professing my love for you guys, sharing locations is a bit much though. Someone could start an email account and make a kind of list of people who want to meet up and share the list with people who emailed originally. Or something. But /soc/ stuff belongs in /soc/ definitely not on /jp/.

>>7602458
>I have a feeling none of you would try to kill me after finding out I had a penis.
Has that actually happened to you?

Actually, I find it really amusing to imagine. As soon as the "girl" takes off her underwear and reveals she has a penis, the guy goes into blind rage and reaches for the closest object fit for bludgeoning (the lamp on the nightstand seems like an appropriate choice) and starts flailing it madly at the trap, who has to desperately dodge and try to escape through the bedroom window.

Sadly I'm probably the only Estonian person on /jp/.
Or it might be a good thing. Who knows.

>>7602450
You quickly get used to it, often to the point you start finding uncut dicks bizarre.

>>7602444
I know, but it's still too vulgar. I want to be a perverted, slutty, penis-obsessed little girl only for the person I love, talking about dicks in the open like this is embarrassing.

>>7602441
you really shouldn't. this isn't a daily post, rate, and hookup thread. select incidents of location sharing have always happened.

>>7602507
True, I didn't feel bad enough to delete the post...
Not that anybody's responded though. Sigh, surely there's gotta be another cute /jp/er nearby.

>>7602476
I don't get none of that crap on my dick.

As much as I like the idea, I would probably be too scared to meet up. Also, I know a couple of people in 'real life' who know I frequent here and sometimes lurk. They would instantly know it was me and realise I am a cock hungry little slut and would hate me. Oh well.

>>7602481

I'm not sure if mine is either. I can masturbate fine with it, but I don't think I can use it for anything else.

Please don't turn this wonderful thread in a Cut VS Uncut thread. All penises have the potential to be good.

I'm particularly interested in clean uncut penises. Playing with the foreskin using your tongue is priceless. You can do so many fun things.
That doesn't mean I wouldn't suck a cut penis, though.

>>7602532
Me neither. If I got it, I would probably be willing to stop washing my dick for a few days for the sake of someone who is into cleaning it off, so it's actually a loss.

>>7602532
This. I seriously don't know where that 'uncut dicks are dirty' shit originated from. I've never heard of anyone who showered more than once a month getting smegma, cut or uncut.

>>7602552
Exactly the same here.

>>7602552
>They would instantly know it was me and realise I am a cock hungry little slut and would hate me.
Or with a bit of luck, since they browse /jp/ they'd help satiate your hunger for cock. You never know, eh?

>>7602496
It has actually, been beaten up several times, nice little scar on my forehead from stitches thanks to one of the beatings. These threads are the total opposite of how the world reacts to traps. Sometimes I wonder if people who posts in these threads would react exactly like the others.

>>7602570
That dick is a fucking work of art.

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>Thread in autosage.

Good girls shouldn't be talking about these things.

>>7602601
True /jp/ers will stick around this thread until the end.

>>7602599
Myself i would be okay with it provided i was told beforehand.

If not, im not going to beat the other person up over it.
..But this is all from a anti-social pacifist so i have a tendency to not get upset over most things.

For better or for worse i wont be put in such a spot anyways.

>>7602599
1) have you sit on their lap and give you the reach around
2) bend you over and put in
3) suck your dick
4) all of the above.


these are the reactions you'd expect. you might get turned down for being a woman, though...

Hey /jp/.
I am actually a trap, but also a pet to my mistress (who should be posting soon!).

Ask me anything!
(a picture coming soon~)

>posting goes down
>JUST AS I CLICKED SUBMIT

JESUS CHRIST POSTING WILL YOU WORK FUCKING NOW

>>7602631
There are some people here who want to be fucked by a trap too.

Personally it would be one of my top picks, if not for my realization that they usually don't enjoy that.

>>7602599
Well why didn't you tell him then. What did you expect, for him to be okay with it?

Would you guys suck more than one cock at the same time?

>>7602673
he could easily start chatting with them, it goes well, and he does tell them then, that causes them to flip out and do it.

>>7602651
>>7602640
mind going to /b/? this isn't heterosexual trap general. get your mistress shit out of here. pretty sure you're like wth trolling anyway.

>>7602689
Mite b cool

I just wanted to hear someone whisper "bent over" in my ear.

>>7602694
Not trolling.
And no.

Spoilered for 3DPD.
Does nobody seriously have any questions for us both?

>>7602747
Whoops I'm tired I forgot to hit spoiler image.
┐(ﾟ∀ﾟ)┌

>>7602747
Meh I didn't even get a tingle in my penis

>>7602747
Gross. You don't even have long hair. What kind of fucking trap are you?

>>7602673
If I told him I don't think I would of gotten as far as I did As far as fucking someone else, that grosses me out, but not myself being fucked.

>>7602689

No, because I'd only suck the cock of the one I love most.

>>7602773
That picture doesn't do justice. Unfortunately, it's the only one I have at the moment.

>>7602766
:(

>>7602806
"Doesn't do justice"? How long IS it? It can't be any longer than your tiny dick.

>>7602819
>How long IS it?
I have no idea what 'IT' is.
This is either me being tired or you referencing something completely different.

>>7602806
people stopped caring and actually didn't want you post after reading the mistress bit. having disgusting whore female post in this thread is offensive. men only, thanks.

>>7602835
Wow did /jp/ suddenly turn into burly men from /sp/ or some shit?

>>7602831
Your hair, dumbass.

>>7602840
Oh.
About armpit-length.

>>7602839
That's not even remotely what he was saying. And I'm not sure why you're saying that you've been on /jp/ for more than a week.

>>7602848
That's disgusting.

You're ugly.

>>7602850
Okay what suddenly everyone is rude.
I haven't said anything about how long I've been on /jp/, you silly butt.

>>7602839
Please get out.
You are ruining the board.

>>7602860
>You're ugly.
>traps after hormones look ugly as fuck
Already know this. At the moment though, mistress as well as a bunch of her friends have called me 'the cutest thing'.

>>7602875
They must be using you for money.

>>7602864
>Okay what suddenly everyone is rude.
/jp/ doesn't like attention whores. You should have gotten the hint when they didn't reply to you.

>>7602875
We don't care about you and your mistress.
You are just an ugly attention whore seeking attention in the wrong place.
Go to /b/ or /soc/ and leave our board alone.

Wow is everyone suddenly hostile? Little girls are supposed to be kind and gentle, not angry and rude.
Don't worry Pet Trap, everyone is just jealous because you have someone to love and peg you, if you two even do that.

>>7602922
Not really, /jp/ genuinely doesn't like attention whores, and for good reason. There's plenty of better boards to do such things on.

>>7602934
>Little girls are supposed to be kind and gentle, not angry and rude.

How many 3D little girls have you met?

/jp/ you card! So horrible.

>>7602922
some guy about to roleplay with his fucking "mistress" some disgusting whore female was obviously going to be met with insults.

the entire thread is filled with penis and basically "MEN ONLY" and come guy comes in with "lol lemme get my girlfriend to post, ask me anything guyz"

Can we go back to the main topic?
Penises.

>>7603024
That feel when you let the guy who had a crush on you off and on throughout school suck your penis when you come back from college one day.

>>7599863
Still waiting on source.

>>7603058
Mirror Image.

>>7603074
You're the best.