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>> No.7594956

Forgot to feed her.

>> No.7594954

Because I just broke up with my boyfriend after he refused to pay for my breast and butt implants but now I'm off to find me a rich man.

>> No.7594957
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7594957

>200 replies
Will it? Won't it?

>> No.7594960

>>7594954
I sure you meant "breast reduction" because you wanted to become more like a little girl

>> No.7594962

Everyone who posts under this line is autistic, mentally retarded, and gay.
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>> No.7594973

>>7594960
NO!I want giant M-cup fun bags and donk to go with it!

>> No.7594980

Why don't you are a girlfriend?

>> No.7594988
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7594988

Sudo is my girlfriend.

>> No.7595015

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everyone who posts above this line is a big nerd

>> No.7595028
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7595028

I'm my own girlfriend :3

>> No.7595059

I'm gay for /jp/.

>> No.7595085
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>>7594948
I do for a few years already

Why you don't have a girlfriend OP?

>> No.7595127

>>7595059
So am I. I hope you aren't joking ;_;

I so wish to hold a gentle and sensitive /jp/er in my arms and let them know they are loved.

>> No.7595138

Because girls do not congregate in my room.

>> No.7595152

"iluvOP is my girlfriend

>> No.7595159
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7595159

This is my actual girlfriend. She's a musician and artistic dancer.

>> No.7595164

>>7594957
>17 replies so far
Mend your wicked ways!

>> No.7595175

I don't know anybody that fits my unreasonably high expectations, and I feel better single anyways. Besides, I don't think one gets to go on /jp/ and /d/ as much when they have a girlfriend. Well, normally.

>> No.7595202

Because all the girls I've met had a problem with me having sex with old men for money.

>> No.7595212

no homo

>> No.7595318
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7595318

Because even if I try my best to change and be a better person I still get turned down, I wonder if that's just how life was meant to be for me. To be a boring, unattractive, friendless person. I don't even have a reason to get out of bed in the morning, I lost the will to do anything, I don't even care if I fail university, what's the point.

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>>7595318
> I wonder if that's just how life was meant to be for me. To be a boring, unattractive, friendless person.

Ah, I know very well how that feels. When you can't even motive yourself to change any more because no change would be major enough to leave you as anything but a slightly less unattractive faggot.

Still. Reported.

>> No.7595340

>>7595318
Can you go back to /b/?
University? Don't make me laugh. Just fuck off.

>> No.7595347

>>7595340
Sorry, forgot it's summer and you elementary kids are on.

>> No.7595348

>>7595318
You need to put your happiness into the hands of another person in order to live a worthwhile life?

Wow that's pretty pathetic if you ask me.
Go ahead and desperatly search for such a person, but don't come back crying when that person abuses your trust

>> No.7595366

>>7595347
u sure told him bro xD

>> No.7595374

>>7595348
Np, it's not the "I have to be with someone or life is not worth living", if that was the point there's plenty of single moms and whores that have pretty much ruined their vaginas with the countless cocks they had in them and are now seeking someone just to leech off of.

Life has pretty much just become a gray blur for me, everyday is the same, no matter how hard I try, it's never good enough, I've lost interest in stuff or at least can't find anything new. And having no one to turn to or at least share the rare moments of happiness that do happen with someone doesn't really help the situation at all.

Some people are hermits and enjoy their isolation but for me I feel like it's slowly killing me.

>> No.7595382

>>7595374
If you are not able to change the lifestyle you don't like then you probally deserve to be unhappy

>> No.7595387

>>7595374

Maybe blogging on /jp/ will make you feel better?

>> No.7595397

>>7595374
Maybe you should get out of /jp/.

>> No.7595414

>serious replies to trolling
>31 replies
Keep on making /jp/ awesome.

>> No.7595463

>>7595414

I don't see any serious replies until

>>7595318

>> No.7596411

>>7595463
It pleases me a lot to see this still dead. Excellent work /jp/.

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7597273

I have the power of pushing people away

>> No.7597277

>>7595397
He sounds like a picture perfect fit for /r9k/.

>> No.7597281

Because, no matter what, Patchy will never truly exist...

>> No.7597282
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7597282

>anyone not manly enough to talk to women

>> No.7597291
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7597291

QUALITY THREAD

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>>7594988

>> No.7597312

>>7597282
I find it requires more courage to talk to men than women. Worst that can happen with a woman is that she doesn't like me, but with fellow men, I feel like they're constantly judging my masculinity to determine whether they should treat me with respect or just see me as a bitch.

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>>7597305

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>>7597305

>> No.7597335

>>7597312
You sound like a bitch

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7597351

My face when Sudo was being fat near me.

>> No.7597367

>>7597335
You just added at least 6 months to the amount of therapy I'll need.

Thanks a lot, dick.

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>>7597326
>>7597341

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