/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Tewi is too old and I might get tempted to cross the line with Chen so Cirno is the only choice for me.

The three fairies. If I can only pick one though, Lunachild. But I'd feel bad for separating them, so I don't know.

You mean which Touhou would you fuck?

All three because I have LOADS OF MONEY.

Chen. She makes me laugh the most

But none of those are children. They're all older than you are, anonymous.

>>7582463
If they where the age of children?

Koishi für dat LIEBE XD

I don't think any of them would enjoy growing up in eastern europe. So non.

OP's picture somehow reminded me of a thing. Years ago I saw a cute youtube of I think Chen, Cirno, and Mystia doing warmup exercises to a dance song. Seemed pretty obscure at the time, and I can't find it now. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>7582547
Nope, sorry. Here, have some porn.

>>7582638
Thanks, I love sex with young boys.

>>7582651
>I love sex with young boys.
Well, duh!

>>7582656

I don't get it.

cirno would just freeze everything to keep col and I might cross the line with tewi, so chen.

>>7582699
>col
>cool
fucking typos

>>7582680
It means "Well, obviously! Who doesn't?"

Can't I raise all three of them?

Oh god.
So much responsibility... and only one of me.

It's alright, I would raise them to be the very best... that no one ever was.

>>7582735

>>7582736

Well, admittedly I'm not into it. As strange as it sounds. I'm sorry, am I strange?

>>7582735
Oh fuck, agreed. How could you expect to decide?

Although if I had to pick one, it would be Tewi.

It hurts my heart to imagine you /jp/ folk trying to raise a kid.

>>7582769

I wish I could try, but I know I'd fail somewhere and they'd end up with their life messed up all because of me.

>>7582447

You know who would make the perfect daughter?
Youmu.

Excellent grades, role model citizen, would help you with everything around the house, so conservative/stubborn she couldn't be swayed by peer pressure. She would be so straight-laced it would almost be boring.

>>7582751

Who cares if you're strange?
You're on /jp/, not in grade school.

>>7582781
and you could still fuck her because ghosts aren't covered by the law

>>7582791

I'm sorry, but no. I wouldn't allow that. I'd raise my daughter better than that.

>>7582775
I'm sure they'd love you if you try your best

Rumia, she's so cute to me.

>>7582816

I don't care if they love me or hate me or whatever. I just want them to be happy. The thought that I could fail them and make their life miserable breaks my heart. If my best isn't good enough there's no point.

>>7582769
I think the portion of /jp/ers who still have a heart would be great fathers once they get over trying to have sex with them.

>>7582831
if they love you they will be happy

>>7582846

If only I could be sure that would be true.

I've proven myself to be a bad uncle to my niece by not paying her much attention and being rather rude at times. It would be a bad idea for me to raise someone.

>>7582845
I think the portion of /jp/ers who still have a heart would be great fathers if they didn't get over trying to have baby-making sex with 3D women.

>>7582824

Have you seen her depiction in the Iron of Yin and Yang?

That series has made me appreciate her more.

I read those 4komas with chen, so fuck that.

Tewi is too lewd and a pain.

So gib dat cirno. That derp and I would go on amazing adventures, and I would raise her to be the strongest. No need to worry about teaching her much since she's already a super genius.

Also, the likely hood of my trying to sex her up would be zero, since she would most likely freeze my cock off.

I'd like to think that I could handle raising all 3 of them. Even just a nice visit to the zoo while they wear matching outfits would just be swell.

I don't have anything to tech a child. The best I could do is keep her fed and clothed and out of danger for 18 years. She'd grow to resent me for making her learn how to be happy on her own.

I actually want to do that someday, but I don't think I'll be allowed to adopt a child and maybe it isn't a good idea anyways.
Sure the thought that I could make a child grow into having the same attitude about the world as me is somehow tempting but then again it would probally make her unhappy living like this

You just reminded me of Nurse-kun.
In fact I'm going to read it again.

>>7582447
Takano Miyo

Already adopted one.

Tewi

because if i were to get with Eirin i pretty much would have to anyway

Cirno because i live in the devil's asshole.

>>7585064
>Cirno freezing a frog.jpg

>>7585064

Feisty little fairy.

>>7585101
do want that fig

Chen would be the least annoying. But as a cat owner, I know better than to take in a cat with opposable thumbs.

Tewi seems like she smells bad. I don't know why. I don't like her.

I guess it would be Chillno. Fairies are the best anyway.

>>7585103

She is mine!

You can't have it!

Cirno, that is unladylike.

>>7585103

She is mine! You can't have her.

Cirno, that is unladylike!

>>7585116
>Tewi seems like she smells bad.
damn, sure you're mean!

>>7585176
just tell me where ot buy it

>>7585194

http://www.amiami.jp/shop/?set=english&vgForm=ProductInfo&sku=FIG-MOE-2313&template=defa
ult/product/e_display.html

>>7585177
I've been to a rabbit owner's house. It reeked because they'd let the rabbit run around and it would get into all the nooks and crannies and piss. Then again the house was a fucking sty and if it wasn't the rabbit it would have been something else.

cool I found it
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1908016

Cirno
Tewi would be too tempting.
Chen would give me a heart attack.

Cirno, because I want to have sex with a fairy. Of course I'd try to raise her properly, with that one exception.

>>7585297
That's terrible. If you want to have sex with a fairy, you should limit yourself to having sex with her little friends. Raising a child is a serious responsibility.

>>7585349

I don't think that's acceptable either. There are those of us that want to be the parents of other fairies as well.

I'm starting to the think Cirno is the best choice for any "What touhou would you" thread.

>>7585278
I'd have to imitate this anonymous, Cirno is perfect daughter material.

>>7585226

eeewww who frosts cakes with their butts?

>>7585349
You don't really "raise" a fairy though. You just kind of have one. I don't think you even need to feed them.

Taking care of children is a lot of work. ESPECIALLY youkai children. Not a day goes by without something being chewed on, broken, or completely destroyed.
But you can't stay mad at 'em, they're too cute.

>>7585433
according to the encyclopedia, they dine on human semen and life force/sperm.

>>7585445

That encyclopedia doesn't really apply to Gensokyo.

>>7585446

That sounds like fun. I could use a bit of rowdiness, it's boring here. I don't think I'd be very good at it though.

Does it have to be a Touhou?

>>7585456
Make sure you buy carpet cleaner.
A LOT of it. They'll get all sorts of things on the floor. Food, waste, blood, etc.
And if you value your furniture and limbs, then get some chew toys.

>>7582781
>You know who would make the perfect daughter?
>Youmu.

>Excellent grades, role model citizen, would help you with everything around the house, so conservative/stubborn she couldn't be swayed by peer pressure. She would be so straight-laced it would almost be boring.

you dont say! daughters like that are the best, like in scenarios not alien to us.

a daughter like that is apple to our eyes. she's bright, cheerful, active and very intelligent even when she's a wee little girl. but, she would shed that mask of a cheery girl and become distant with you when she goes past her puberty. your once playful daughter who would bathe, watch anime and peg you for kisses whenever possible, now a shy and serious teenager who would try her best to avoid looking you directly in the eyes. her speech to you would be severe limited.

but that's not all, she's avoiding you because of the fear of breaking that fucking taboo that sets you and her apart. she yearns for you, calling you out in her sleep, touching herself under her thick blanket, making all sorts of obscene sounds that you're bound to take note of one day.

you'd storm into her room. drama unrolls, she'd break into tears while sitting on her bed, apologizing profusely to you on her indecent, undaughter-like behavior and promising that she will change for the better starting then. but that's not what you want, right?

you'd sit right next to her, sighing. her sight of you up close would cause her to jerk back slightly, as if shocked. you would hug her, patting her head with your dominant hand while caressing her bow-cut hair with the other. she then hugs you back, with her pajama still unbuttoned, that you'd feel the perky feeling poking into your nightwear. your thoughts become hazy and you begin to feel hot inside.

so, what would you do next, /jp/?

>>7585456
I know right? I think I have a pretty low tolerance of hijinks or rowdy behaviour since my dad was the same way, so someone who is quiet yet adorable would be a perfect daughter.

>>7585534

I'd probably have to be done there. Sure, I'd be able to cheer her up but I can't go that far. I wouldn't allow myself to do something like that.

>>7585545

I have more of a feeling I might destroy the house on accident with her. That and I might teach her the wrong things because of my clumsiness. I don't want to do that.

I don't think I could raise a daughter, since I would want her to stay pure, uninfluenced by the world. Even if I were to shelter her, when she finally steps out into the world, she'll lose that pureness.

I just don't believe my beliefs and morals. on my /jp/? I know, I know. Maybe I just don't have faith in myself. In the end, such a sheltered life would only have a negative effect in the end anyway.

I really shouldn't. I'd spoil her and be her god damn butler, leaving her unable to perform in the real world.

>>7585215
ah fuck that price

I totally like Cirno because she is the most tomboyish. I would take her to her soccer match and then fight with other fathers. And there is a great chance that she will turn lesbian. I don't want filthy men to touch my beloved daughter!

>>7585226
hngggggg where is this from

I don't want them to live where i live, it's just for their own security.

>>7585702
Err, that frosting...

>>7585702
Japan.

a thread sexy and cute on /jp/?
I'm really impressed. good work guys.

Gensokyo has enough adoptable fairy daughters for all of /jp/.

>>7590094
But those are nameless faries..

>>7590126

We can give them a name. And then they will find their true meaning.