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寝/jp/...this morning "witch" food should we have for breakfast? UAHAHAHAHHWHWAHWAA

Is the "wordplay".

D'accord???

щ(゚д゚щ)うあおおおおおおお the froggies R swimming... NO FOOD WILL EAT THIS MORNING FOR U.... so many time warn, never listen. no listen. NOW U FROG!!! WHAT YOU EATIN? IN THE BREAKFAST? SWAMP FOOD? WBWAWAAAAAAAHA FROGGY FROGGY( ̄▽ ̄)ノ_彡☆バンバン!!

ごめん。

Excitement sugiru.

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>>7579591

>> No.7579602

キタ━━━━(゚A゚)━━━━!!!!

>> No.7579607
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>>7579600

MY BEAUTY FACE

>> No.7579617

I love these threads.

>> No.7579668

>>7579617
me too

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>>7579617

I like your thread more.............

Is like "romantic comedy" ね。

"Rom-com" :)

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I'm going to put a bullet in your head, WITCH!

>> No.7579709
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7579709

Learn so many of the word LIKE THAT (and THIS) from teaching in my English class.

"Learning on the job"
えと。

例文:

Tanaka-san: "Sumisu-san, how did you become so good at your McJob?"
Sumisu-san: "It's simple, Tanaka. As filthy gaijin scum I am quite accustomed to working in fast food establishments, so I simply learned on the job."
Tanaka-san: I see!

"I see".
「分かる」
same.

OK....?

Bon merci. :)

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I can fly ( ̄~ ̄;)

∑(O_O;)

YOU WA SHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>7579705

Be witch is really lonely job, U know.

In be honest? Sometime, would not really mind so much U do that.

World is so lonely sometime.
so sad.

でも、you be so angry will not help.
Not help world, most important will not help you.

Ikari-san

U must learn to love yourself.
B4 you can loving the other hito.

Is my wish for you.
I pray to kami-sama for granting it
And I do my best
Good night
Thank you
☆☆☆☆

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i like you!

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>>7579735
I am kidding! I am your Nº1 fan, I won't kill you! maybe....

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>>7579771

It's the "step in right direction"!!

Ikari, you make very kawaii face!

You see that if you are smiling more frequency then ppl will know your cute face?

But, is not just about the face. Is not just about Ikari-san.

You having the "anger", and wanting to "release" the anger...... this where we must work.

But, is not big problem.

ONly problem is not know.
Not knowing so many thing.

Anonymous.
You are so similar to the /jp/ hito.
Minna-san is having the same problem.

You know how the star is born? But, before born, is only gas and no beauty like the star. Is only: "potential". D'accord? Mais oui monsieur.☆☆!!!

And, the ppl on /jp/ is exact same like star. You all you can be star. All have beauty inside you. Is just "potential". Is just you do not see own beauty. Because ppl are treating U bad in life. So U think: "ah, so I do not have the beauty. Is why ppl are so angry at me."

IS NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!

Other ppl is just frog but without pond. No trust.

You all you have so much of the "potential". All so beautiful ppl. One day, you all become stars. The stars that U are to be, from "destiny".

In my heart, you are already a star.

Ganbatte.

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>>7579783
People is evil. So I am evil x 3.

My inner star is a star that burns, consuming everything in it's path. Do not stand in front of it, or it's flames will swallow you.

>> No.7579844

>>7579783
>Other ppl is just frog but without pond.

I think these metaphors are the best parts of these threads

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>>7579823

Now U see the most saddest part of being the witch.

Even if friend, I must fighting the evils.

Turn evil to frog.

Send Ikari to /pond/.

Is hard. Is Y the witch live alone.

If U persist

I will oppose you with all of my power.
You Will (Not) Win

PREPARING FOR THE ENGAGE

>> No.7580051

I LOVE THIS THREAD
NYUKI

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べst thread in /jp/ at the moment
I love it! ヽ(>ヮ<)ノ

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7580143

OP who did you make a contract with to get your powers?

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Today is a good day. ♥

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>>7580143

In Aokigahara I meet a old lady on some travellings

Very old lady. Frail and make many mistake in walking--fall over. I am sad.

ね、おばあちゃん。一緒に帰りましょう!

I take her in my arm. Hold her up and we going to my home together.(*^^*)

At the home we having food, many soup and ramens. Is tasty feast for old lady who have eaten no in so many day. Many day.

I ask: you having family?

No. No one.

I ask: you having friend?

No. No one.

Is... is sad... (;_・)

I say: then, obaachan, I am your family, and I am your friend. You are stay in my house for so long as you like. D'accord?? Biensur :)

In moment, old lady cry. Crying and cry. So many tear. I give tissue.

When she stop............................

I see old lady has turn into beautiful lady. Is MAGIC!!!!!!!! I am so... うううあああああ!!!! かっけええええ!! Is so cool and little scary. But she is now so beautiful.

She say to me:

Aya-chan
Even though you are thinking I am ugly old lady
You take me ome
You feed me
You are friend.
Secret:
I am witch.
In forest I looked for next witch to pass on my craft
I have found you
You are
My heir.

I am so shock fall to floor.

Next morning, wake up after no conscious. Lady is gone. But in body, I feel new strength.
New power.
From this day, I am carry out work of my witch grandma to turn ppl into frogs when they R bad (is include /jp/).

Old lady, was not old. Ugly lady, was not ugly. Is world of illusion. All world is illusion. Perhaps all magic? Is why I believing that ppl on /jp/ r not ugly NEET. No. All beauty. All star. All having "potential". Is inside you. One day, you will see, you will be happy.

That you see,
Is my wish for you.
I pray to kami-sama for granting it
And I do my best
Good night
Thank you
☆☆☆☆

>> No.7580181

>>7580177
Fuck off, fat german fuck head

>> No.7580189

Are you mexican or what?

>> No.7580194

You can stay on /jp/ as long as you like Aya, I've grown very fond of you.

>> No.7580198

>>7580179
beautiful!
i saved this one!!!!!!

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>>7580181
I'm not fat!

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Hello Witch-Chan.
I have become profoundly evil due to the sudden influx of frog demons.
You are now my enemy.

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This shit ends now. I'm not afraid of witches.

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DAAAAMN YOUUUUUUU

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7580273

is that so

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